karisworldofwords

[karisworldofwords]

Words cannot describe how much I love and miss this man

reasons kimi räikkönen is an idiot:

has asthma but still smokes

wears clothes that hang off of him like drapes

gave minttu a scare by texting her “we need to talk” and when she came home all worried he went “so are we getting married?”

made fun of dan for using the women’s toilet when he himself has been photographed using one

fell of his yacht after he got drunk and tried to pretend he was a javelin thrower

fell off a fence bc he got cocky and thought he was an expert

dropped his helmet during an interview like the clumsy bastard he is

calls his trainer names in finnish in hopes he won’t understand and he won’t get in trouble

his fursona is a gorilla

passed out on a sidewalk with an inflatable pool toy once

went to a strip club while drunk and decided he wanted to be a stripper too and got kicked out

called his army captain a fucking cock bc he wouldn’t let him go race

curses in finnish in his radio messages to try and be cryptic

stubbornly called seb his friend even while seb was having his “we’re not friends, we just get along” phase

arranged an all-male nudist party on his boat and made everyone shave their junk

got into a hot tub naked with cameras around and accidentally had his dick shown on tv

uses “dear wife” as a pet name instead of NORMAL pet names

went to a pizza restaurant wrapped in a blanket

refused to talk until he was over 3 years old and worried the hell out of his parents

feel free to add more, let’s celebrate his idiocy

@kimiraikkonens @spidey-charles @theianitor @all-my-fandoms-on-the-enterprise

#kimi raikkonen #f1 #such an icon

[karisworldofwords]

Picked yes first, no second. Y'all are free to do as you like! As long as it isn't blatant plagiarism, that is. And no AI, please. AI destroys artists' hard work left and right - I'm talking painters and writers. We're all in the same boat here.

So before you use AI on our works, think of this: Would you do this to a famous painter's painting? If no, then why are you doing it to us? We're no different than the famous painter, maybe less famous but still in the same department: art.

Poll for writers and artists

Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:

Please reblog for sample size!

#ai art isnt art #fuck ai art #fuck ai writing #fuck ai everything #fuck ai all my homies hate ai #i don't fucking care if me swearing upsets anyone #like i'm upset rn so deal with it #and it's only 9:30 in the fuckung morning #kari talks

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I know you meant Death Race 2000 but all I can see here is a Formula 1 crossover of sorts, my new hyperfixation is kicking badly at this point 😭

Watched Death Race 2000 and now I have a racing au in the works 🕴️BUT I MEAN ITS BEEN COMING

#hetalia #aph #aph spain #aph italy #aph south italy #aph germany #love this so much though omg #the HAIR #TONI'S HAIR #get that booty Toni 🫶🏻

[karisworldofwords]

Instructions unclear, my faves are now Luktelk and Loop

Wow, okay, lmao, so. My step-dad and I just drove to the gas station in the Czech Republic - most Germans in my region do that, the border isn't too far away and the gas is cheaper but still German so better for our cars' gas tanks. I decided to put on a playlist with this year's Eurovision songs on it, the first one being Europapa from Joost Klein - and yes, little Kari grew up and has a car now, lol, yay me! It's an Opel Corsa from 2014. 👀❤️

Guess which song got stuck in my ears? Yep, Europapa. 😂

Gosh, honestly, it's a bop! I couldn't understand the hype behind it at first but now that I heard it, I'm in love! Doesn't take away from the fact that my personal favorite, out of sheer pride lol, is still Always on the Run from Isaak of course. ❤️🫶🏻 But still! It's such a party hit! Joost knows what he's doing, and whatever it is he's doing, he does it well. 👀💅🏻

Special mention goes out to the song La noia from Angelina Mango! That one has me in a chokehold, I'm obsessed. And of course Rim Tim Tagi Dim from our boy Baby Lasagna, beloved. 🫶🏻❤️

And yes, of course, No Rules! from Windows95Man is awesome too, it has a special flair to it, like it could be the anthem for teenagers that have their parents' house to themselves for a week, lmao.

I can't wait for this year's ESC! Unless Isr*hell doesn't get kicked, then I'm boycotting.

Infodump over, love y'all! 🫶🏻✨️

#kari talks #eurovision #eurovision 2024 #esc #esc 24 #esc 2024 #eurovision 24 #luktelk #loop #silvester belt #sarah bonnici #silva the absolute icon #he and nemo are my roman empire 😍🥰

[karisworldofwords]

That great feeling when you save an innocent bee's life 🥹🫶🏻🥰

#kari talks #bees #save the bees! #it was a wild bee at that too ^^

[karisworldofwords]

Eurovision Fact #613:

One of the weirdest places Germany's 2024 repetitive ISAAK has performed was on the top of a burger truck.

[Source]

"Jogging in from Germany: ISAAK is on the run to Malmö," Eurovision.tv.

#my boy 🫶🏻 #eurovision 24 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #isaak #esc 2024 #eurovision 2024 #esc 24 #always on the run

[karisworldofwords]

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

#reblog for myself lmao

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I keep sporadically appearing out of thin air, lmao, it's actually kinda funny 😂

Anyway, I'm mainly here to announce a change of plans! Of course, I'm once more obsessed with Eurovision - though pissed Isr*hell basically gets two entries this year (for anyone who doesn't know, T*li is half Isr*helli).

A good thing I have to share though is that my hyperfixating has landed me on my new Roman empire - Nemo and Silvester. THEY. ARE MY POOKIES.

Special mention goes out to the bond Silva seems to have with Bambie, they're too cute 🥰✨️

Tbh, atp, it won't be long until the first fanfic comes out from my side. I'm sure people have already cooked up various things with these two and ngl, that's so based.

E-he, should be it from my side for now, I'll let y'all know 🫶🏻

#eurovision #esc #esc 24 #esc 2024 #eurovision 2024 #eurovision 24 #silvester belt #nemo #what would their ship name be tho? #any suggestions? #because they are *my* moment #LOVE THEM

[karisworldofwords]

Lmaoooo, I guess then XD

1. Musicccc

2. Chocolate

3. My hyperfixations

4. Being queer (sue me, I love being able to adore women)

5. Writing

@secret-gaygents-blog @j-restlessgeek

Have at it 🫶🏻

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! :3

gah! Two of y’all asked this!! Thank u @minkyumami also!!!

(in no particular order:)

Star Trek

Tuvok (and Spock)

thrifting/antiquing

music!!!

friends and tumblr moots <333

And people who’ve liked/reblogged from me :)

@artisan-Dino-nuggets

@vampirerodeo779 (2X!! <3)

@starfleetregulationsprincess

@youcouldbewonderful

@infinitely-caffeinated

<33333

#tag game #kari talks #🫶🏻

[karisworldofwords]

I THINK YOURE SUPER COOL HAVE A SICK ASS DAY

This is late but THANK YOUUUU 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 And you too of course! I got home from a Berlin trip yesterday, it was really cool! 10/10 can't wait to do it again 🥰

#kari talks #my asks #berlin #went to a queer bar on the last day there that was fun

[karisworldofwords]

Eurovision Fact #592:

ISAAK, Germany's 2024 representive, started his musical career as a street performer at the age of 12.

[Source]

Participants of Malmö 2024: ISAAK, Eurovision.tv.

#words cannot decribe how much i adore this man #you deserve better king 🫶🏻 #esc #eurovision song contest #eurovision #esc 24 #esc 2024 #eurovision 2024

[karisworldofwords]

As a fanfiction writer also for the Hetalia fandom, thank you so much 🫶🏻✨️❤️

Positivity for the fanfic writers of Hetalia. My favorite part of this fandom is always the stories that are able to whisk me away and bring me comfort, while showing the complexity of a character and their relationships amongst each other. Thank you so much.

♥♡∞:｡.｡ 　Positivity for Hetalia fic writers ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

#kari talks #hetalia #aph #hws #axis powers hetalia #hetalia axis powers #you're so sweet 🫶🏻

[karisworldofwords]

When the fanart is cute af, you know the fic for it is just as good

more of hellhound very dangerous bojan

from mitochondriencocktail and cripplingdepresso fic please read because i’m so obsessed with this fic

#käärijan #käärijä #bojan cvjetićanin #fanart #comic #jere pöyhönen #ugh themmmm #i love how i never lost that obsession it just kinda went into sleep mode

[karisworldofwords]

Ahahaha called out-

#kari talks #reblog #oooof

[karisworldofwords]

Why do I picture that this is how Jere and Bojan gave each other their promise rings in my fanfiction from last year- OP, you're amazing.

I think he still doesn't know what it means 🤔

#käärijä #bojan cvjetićanin #bojere #joker out #jere pöyhönen #thems is the boys

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an ounce of JO lore

source

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jan peteh #nace jordan #jure maček #kris guštin #my lovelies #🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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Small correction on point 13, it wasn't either of them and it wasn't Jan who played. Bojan played and Jan crawled by lmaooo, I'm so sorry 😅😂 God, my head hurts from the ongoing excitement and volume but honestly, worth it 🙌🏻✨️❤️

So I was at the Joker Out concert in Leipzig yesterday and here's my personal highlights!

1. Bojan took his sweet sweet time coming on stage at the beginning, lmao, he's such a drama queen, slay

2. Because I love Jure so much - yes, I'm a Jure stan, sue me - I often looked back towards the drums and honestly, the expressions he made- They were a mix between being concentrated but also having fun and being happy (he's my sunshine boy 🫶🏻)

3. When we were still queuing, Jan walked past us to a store called Penny lol. What a traitor, Penny ist für Penner 😭 /j

4. KRIS LOOKED FUCKING GOOD, OKAY?? The moment he got on stage, I was so caught by him, I can't lie- I don't have a specific highlight of him because he was the highlight

5. Speaking of Kris, my friend Tara had a magic wand in the form of a star at the top with her that she wanted to gift to him - and he took it! He placed it into the mic holder for the piano 🥹🫶🏻

6. Nace's bass solo. That's all. The God of bass doing godly things, as is known 💅🏻

7. Going back to Kris for a bit, he got a pink cowboy hat from a fan and put it on during two songs, I think. May I say: Sir, you looked like a snack. My God.

8. During one song where Jan was supposed to play the piano, and he did, Bojan received a painted picture of himself from another fan. He placed it in front of the mic holder on the piano, displaying it very proudly - and then, as Jan played, the picture said bye-bye and did a dramatic Mufasa lmaooo. Bojan only noticed because of the sound since he was up in the front singing - Jan just kept on playing while Bojči couldn't stop laughing, so much so he couldn't sing anymore. We laughed along, of course 😂

9. So. Many. Kris and Jan moments. And Nace and Jan. At some point, Nace joined Jure at the drums and played his bass there. Kris and Jan had another moment. And Bojan was being Bojan, lol

10. Speaking of Bojan! His outfit was his official entry for his personal slut era. But he looked amazing in it because he looks amazing in anything he wears 🫶🏻

11. The way Jan tossed his guitar pick into the crowd like "Fight for it, midgets"-

12. Fan: "Can you play [a specific song]?" - Bojan: *playfully but with a straight face* "No."

13. Seeing fans film Jan play the piano, Kris didn't want to interfere and crawled past Jan and the piano (honestly, it was either Kris or Nace lol, I don't really remember 😂)

14. Once we were outside after the concert, I met Jure! My sunshine boy 🥹🫶🏻 And I managed to give him the bracelets I made for him and the other boys! The way his eyes lit up and he instantly smiled so happily when I gave him his bracelet, and how he immediately put it on, my heart 😭🥹🫶🏻❤️

15. I got to talking to Nace as well! We took a photo, too 👀 When we did, I subconsciously said "You're so tall!" and he replied with "No I'm not!" and bent down a bit for me because I'm small 😭🥹 He's also an excellent hugger 🫶🏻❤️

16. Last but not least, a special mention of Jan when I talked to him - he was a bit awkward but it was cute, lol, he's sweet ✨️🫶🏻

I can't wait for more to come, hopefully, and for me to meet my new friends again, too 🥹🫶🏻

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jure maček #jan peteh #nace jordan #kris guštin #concert #concert shenanigans #lmao don't mind me i'm just tired af #everthing hurtssss #prolly gonna go to bed now lol #i need that 😂