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[lolahauri]

after over a month of being in another depressive episode, im finally getting back into working on my requests daily. expect a couple posts this week, sorry for the wait 🫡🫡🫡

[lolahauri]

hit two milestones today!! omg 😭 thank you all so much for the likes, follows, and requests 🤍 this blog has been so much fun!

[lolahauri]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Creampie Princess

Ship: Nina Hopkins/Jeff The Killer

Type: Explicit Smut, One Shot, F/M, AU, Sequel (Can Be Read Stand-Alone).

Contains: Married Couple, Breeding, Pregnancy, Size Kink, Multiple Positions, Rough Sex, Orgasm Denial, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Praise, Name Calling, Dirty Talk, Oral (F&M Receiving), Crying, Begging, Dom/Sub, Very Mild Dubcon, Porn with Some Plot.

Words: 2.2k

Requested?: Yes!

Summary: 4 year time skip, sequel to Nothing But Trouble. Jeff and Nina have a 3 year old daughter, Chrissy, but Jeff wants to try for a boy now. So tonight, they will. (Prequel in replies)

~

Nina yawned and rubbed her eyes as she closed the nursery door behind her. After a long evening and night of fussing and tantrums, she'd finally gotten Chrissy to bed. All she could think about now was finally getting into bed with her husband and resting her tired body. As she looked at the clock on the wall though, she was disappointed when she saw it was already past 11pm. And considering Jeff had to be up right at dawn, that'd meant he'd probably gone to bed hours ago.

"Oh well..." She thought to herself as she opened the door, "Well spend more time together tomorrow i guess."

She was surprised though when she walked in and saw him still awake, sitting in bed with nothing but his boxers on. She yawned again and took off her sweatshirt as she closed the door behind her. "What are you still doing awake, hun?" She looked at him, confused as he got up and walked towards her. 

"Was waiting for you." His tone was soft, wrapping his arms around her shoulders and pulling her in close, "Did you finally get the little monster to bed?"

"Mhm." She nuzzled her face into his bare chest, still a bit groggy from the stressful, tiring night. "You ready to go to sleep?"

He trailed his fingers down her back, making her shiver through her thin, oversized t-shirt. "Actually, i had something else in mind..." His voice just above a whisper.

"Oh?" She lifted her head to gaze into his eyes, butterflies swarming her lower stomach.

"Yeah..." He smiled down at her, "I've been thinking lately, now that we've had a little girl for a while, I wanna try for a baby boy." 

"Tonight?" 

"Mhm. What do you say, want to?"

"I'd love to." 

He chuckled a bit, "Let's get to it, then."

Without anymore hesitation, Jeff swiftly pushed Nina down to her knees, laughing under his breath after hearing a surprised yelp come from her. Her doe eyes were widened and looking right up at him, a hot tingling sensation flowing between her legs. It’d been a long time since he’d been so bold and rough with her, she was a bit shocked, but definitely not complaining. 

Jeff was palming himself through his boxers at the sight of her small frame on the ground. He just loved how tiny she looked at this angle, it made him feel so big and powerful, like he could do anything he wanted and she’d be unable to resist. Not that she ever would though. If there’s one thing Nina would never refuse, it’s sex.

She was gazing at him with anticipation now, watching intently as he began to slide his boxers down, letting his long cock spring free. Her lips were parted slightly as he stroked his cock just above her face, mouth watering at the sight. 

He stroked himself only a few more times, not wanting to tease himself any longer. One of his large hands reached down and wove itself between the strands of Nina’s silky black hair, pulling her upwards and pressing her face into his cock.

“Open.” His voice was gruff and stern, just hearing it made her squeeze her thighs together and whine. She obeyed right away, opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out. 

“Good girl.” He threw his head back and sighed at the feeling of her tongue on his shaft. He pulled back and slid the tip of his cock across her tongue a few times before shoving it straight down her throat. She immediately gagged at the feeling, hands instinctively shooting up and grabbing onto his strong thighs to ground herself. Jeff gave her a few moments to adjust to his size, keeping her face pressed flush against his lower abdomen. 

But that didn't last long. Soon he started giving quick, shallow thrusts, letting out a few deep growls. Every movement and noise from him was now making the ache between Nina's thighs grow more and more, becoming painfully uncomfortable. 

Now fully used to the feeling of him, she snaked a hand up her shirt and down the front of her shorts, eager to give herself some relief. She quickly slid her panties to the side and started rubbing small circles around her clit. She let out a gargled moan at the feeling, sending a vibration down Jeff’s cock, making him shiver and sigh. 

He looked down at her and watched as she continued to toy with her cunt. The scene was making him throb even more. He picked up the pace of his thrusts as he continued to abuse her mouth, feeling his climax steadily approaching. He could tell Nina was getting close too, as her moans increased in both frequency and volume, he wasn’t going to let that happen though, the night had only just begun, and he wanted to tease her as much as possible.

“You better not cum. Got it, slut?” He muttered to her.

The degrading nickname sent butterflies straight to her core, but she still obliged. Her movements slowed down and she pressed her thighs together, trying to keep herself from getting worked up too quickly. This went on for a few more minutes, both of them edging themselves as long as possible. 

Jeff couldn’t take it anymore though, he pulled out abruptly and reached down to pick Nina up, standing her up and immediately pushing her into the bedroom door. She gasped as her face was pressed against the wood, feeling one of his hands grip her waist as the other reached under her oversized shirt, pulling her shorts down and letting them drop to her ankles. 

As soon as her shorts were down, he began to roughly knead and squeeze her ass cheek, slapping it once before ordering her around once again. 

“Stand on your toes, baby.” He demanded in a softer tone, rubbing his exposed cock on her ass, both hands holding her hips now. Nina whimpered and stood up higher, Jeff bent his knees in sync with her to perfectly align themselves. He hastily ripped her panties off and pushed his tip into her throbbing cunt. Both of them let out a breathy gasp at the intrusion, desperate for more. 

Jeff rocked his hips forward, inserting the entirety of his length in one thrust, causing Nina to let out a high pitched moan. He cupped one of his large hands over her mouth as he fucked into her, silencing any other sounds threatening to spill. 

“ Don't make another sound.” He gave one particularly harsh thrust. “You don't want to wake Chrissy up, do you?” 

She shook her head frantically, trying to bounce back into him for more friction. 

“Good girl.” He removed his hand and slapped her ass, “Now cover your mouth and take it, bitch.” He picked up his pace suddenly. Aggressively slamming his cock in and out of her tight hole, the sounds of her muffled moans and ass clapping against his pelvis filled the room. 

She clamped her own hand over her mouth, trying her hardest not to scream every time he bottomed out inside her. It was getting harder to hold back her orgasm as the minutes went on, and Jeff only made it worse when he moved his hands to tease her most sensitive areas.

Her eyes started watering as one hand played with her pussy, and the other groped her tits. Each rough flick over her clit and nipple caused her cunt to clench on his cock, tightening around him perfectly. He hissed under his breath each time she squeezed him, bringing his hands back down to her waist and ignoring her whimpers at the loss of contact. 

His thrusts started to become sloppy as his climax approached, gripping onto her in a way that would surely leave bruises the next day. His movements slowed down as he started spilling inside her, listening to her quiet sobs from overstimulation as he came to a stop. 

He didn't stop for long, though. He once again scooped her up in his arms to forcibly switch positions. This time, he tossed her onto the bed, pulling her towards the edge and wrapping her legs around him as he stood over her, getting right back to work. 

He pushed himself right back inside her, fucking his cum into the deepest parts of her cunt, watching as the excess poured out and dripped down her soft thighs. The sight of this made his cock twitch and throb achingly, but he made sure to not let himself get worked up too fast.

Nina on the other hand, was a total, beautiful, mess right now. Her legs squeezed around his hips tightly, cheeks red and hair sticking to her lightly sweaty face. 

“Jeff-” trying to keep herself from whimpering too loud, “too much!” As overstimulated as she was though, she wouldn't let him pull away. She only locked her legs around him tighter, digging her nails into his forearms as she grabbed onto him. 

“We gotta make sure it takes, though. Right, honey?” His voice was condescending, but she didn't care to argue right now, she just nodded and covered her mouth once again. “That's right, take it like the good little whore you are.” 

The knot in her core was only getting tighter by the second now. Tears were streaming down her cheeks and smearing her mascara as he relentlessly fucked her into the mattress. 

“Please.” She whimpered, drawing out the word.

“Please, what?” He smirked down at her, now pinching one of her erect nipples, rubbing it between his two fingers. He loved seeing how desperate and needy she can get.

She was squirming under his touch, eyes shut tightly, muffling her cries into her palm before speaking again. “God, please- please let me cum.” 

“Okay, since you asked so nicely.” Chuckling at her pathetic whines. She opened her eyes just enough to glare at him. If she wasn't so cock-drunk right now, she'd tell him to fuck off for his smug attitude. 

Instead, she cries out in pleasure as he slams into her one last time, pulling out completely right after. She let out an irritated groan, “Come on…” wriggling uncomfortably beneath him, mad that she was being edged for at least the third time tonight. 

But before she could complain any further, Jeff got down on his knees and put her legs over his broad shoulders. Rather than easing into it, he figured he'd done enough teasing already. He buried his face into her soaked cunt, going straight for her clit and sucking on it harshly. Nina squealed at the sensation, arching her back off of the bed and pulling him in further with her legs. She was already being quickly built up to her climax. 

Between each rough suck on her clit, he’d dip his tongue down into her folds, occasionally slipping it inside of her. She was a moaning mess by the time he slid two fingers in, immediately curving them up to abuse her g-spot. Nina was trembling under him, nearly sobbing as she finally reached her high. She screamed out loud, unable to control her volume anymore, tight cunt squeezing his fingers and coating them in her juices. 

Jeff gradually slowed his movements to a stop, letting his wife come down from her orgasm before getting into bed with her. He wasn’t done just yet.

“C’mere, baby.” He pulled her up until her head was on the pillows, her breathing still heavy and cheeks tinted red. “You got one more in ya, right honey?” 

She nodded weakly and he grinned in return. “That’s my girl, turn over and lay on your stomach.” 

Once she was face down into the bed, he climbed on top of her, kissing up her spine and separating her legs with his knee. He positioned himself so his head was right above hers, wrapping an arm around her neck and keeping her in a soft chokehold.

In one quick motion, he buried himself in her cunt again. His rhythm was fast, but not too hard. Both of them were becoming completely exhausted at this point, and he couldn't last much longer. 

His arm tightened around her neck as she moaned into the pillow, his other hand slid between her and the mattress, making it's way to her oversensitive clit once more. 

Threatening to spill his load into her at any moment, he quickly rubbed over her bud, wanting to make her finish as fast as possible. "C'mon, one more time baby. Cum on this fucking cock for me." 

That was it for her, she screamed out to him, cumming harder than she ever had before. Her cunt was clenching on him so tight he worried that he might get stuck inside. The feeling was totally overwhelming to him, his orgasm followed hers soon after, filling her to the brim with his cum for the second time tonight. 

His breath became shaky and she continued to whimper underneath him. He fucked into her a few more times before slowly removing himself, lying by Nina's side. They both stayed in silence for a while, catching their breath and grounding themselves back into reality.

~

Comfortable silence has soon taken over the room. They were under the covers now, cuddling and barely able to stay awake.

"So," he spoke up, clearly half asleep at this point, "what do you think we should name him?"

"Hmm... How about-" she yawned mid sentence, "Louie..."

Jeff got out once last sentence before they finally dozed off for the night. "Yeah... Louie. I like that."

#creepypasta #smut #jeff the killer x nina the killer #can you tell their names were based on christopher and liu #haha

[lolahauri]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Take All of Me

Ship: Statue of Ares/Reader (Fornite Kneeling Statue from Tiktok)

Type: Smut, Gender Neutral Reader, Porn with Plot.

Contains: Sex with a God, Deep Throating, Rough Oral Sex, No Penetration, Mild Dubcon, Power Dynamic, Size Kink, Statue Comes (to life)

Words: 1.8k

Requested?: Kinda...

You were walking through a crowded pine forest, not exactly sure where you were going anymore, but it was too late to turn around now. You’ve been searching for the mythical Statue of Ares, said to bless any warrior lucky enough to find him. Was is it even real? You wanted to believe so. Despite the amount of men and women alike who’d vanished trying to find him, you wanted to believe. You couldn’t explain it, but you felt an almost magnetic draw to the god. 

But it’d been three days at this point, trudging through the mud and grass, looking for any sign of the shrine. It was believed that leading to his statue, a path of torches would lead directly to him, lit purely from the energy of his warriors spirit. 

~

You were breathing heavily, exhausted but trying to maintain your speed. Things were looking hopeless though, the sun had already set for the third time, you were running low on rations, and you were pretty sure you were just walking in circles now. Maybe this was a mistake, a delusion you should have never fed into. You were going to die like the hundreds before you, alone in the woods, looking for an urban legend. This was just how it was meant to end, i suppose...

“Shit!” you yelped and gasped out loud, nearly landing face-first into the ground, just barely catching yourself by your forearms. You couldn’t see what you tripped over just yet, but you didn’t have to wonder for long.

Your eyes widened in disbelief as you saw sparks of orange and yellow light flickering from the forest floor. As you got onto your knees, you couldn’t believe it. Is this some kind of hallucination? Were you about to die soon? Hopefully it happens quickly. 

Two parallel rows of torches flickered and danced wildly, now creating a lit path right in front of you. It seemed to be leading to a clearing about 50 feet ahead. You stood up, legs shaking and heart racing. Stumbling down the path and into the clearing, any thoughts occupying your mind seemed to vanish, a new energy was taking you over. A strong, warm energy. 

The clearing was just in front of you now, a circular patch of untouched grass, surrounded by elderly trees and lit torches. Despite it being the middle of the night, it was almost light over there, you would’ve thought the sun was just beginning to set if you hadn’t seen what the rest of the woods looked like. 

Fireflies were dancing in the air as you stepped foot into the secret area. Your nerves were beginning to settle now, but your body still trembled. You could see the statues figure now, the outline of a tall, muscular spartan soldier becoming more clear. 

~

You could feel your heart pounding through your entire body as you got closer, just a few meters away from him. You were embarrassed to think so, but he was honestly gorgeous. He had to be at least 7 feet tall standing up, with a set of six-pack abs, and a body that looked like it was hand-crafted by the universe herself. 

Standing right in front of his legs now, you carefully reached forward to place a hand on his torso, not really sure what you were supposed to do now. But you immediately jumped back as the statue began to emit crackling sounds. 

Did you really just break the fucking statue?

You tried your hardest to stay calm, praying you didn’t just do what you thought you did. This must be normal right? You barely touched it… 

Pieces of stone were chipping off as the ground shook. Looking closer though, you realized the statue wasn’t just crumbling, it was uncovering something. Well, more like uncovering some one… 

Chunks of rock were flying off now, just narrowly passing by you. The light tan color of his skin much more visible. Ares started to stand, cracking the remaining stone that encased his toned body, letting it pile onto the ground below him. 

You looked up in awe, so entranced that you didn’t even realize he was looking right at you now. A smug grin was spread across his strong face as he gazed down at your small frame. You were somewhat snapped out of your trance as his deep, booming voice spoke out to you.

“Ah, so you’ve found me.” he stretched his limbs, sore from the thousands of years he was trapped, “I never thought I'd see the day…” 

Your words were trapped in your throat, distracted again by his large chest, which was just above your eye-level. A warm tingling sensation flooded your body as you heard him chuckle above you. He was amused, but not surprised, by your lingering stares. 

“Um…” was the most you could manage to get out at this point, lower stomach becoming hot. You hoped he would carry this conversation instead.

Unfortunately for you, he knew exactly what was going through your mind. Not that he minded at all, he knew he was gorgeous, he never expected a mere human like you to be anything but awestruck by him and his presence. 

“I take it you’re nervous, aren’t you?” he laughed again as he saw your cheeks turn pink, “Don’t worry, young warrior, just hand me the offering and i will give you what you were searching for.” 

Your stomach dropped and your blood ran cold after hearing this. “Wait, what? What offering? I never heard anyone mention that!” This can’t be happening… 

Your mouth was hung open as your eyes darted around the area in a panic, you had no idea what to do. You’d come all this way just to learn you couldn’t receive the blessing? This must just be some kind of horrible nightmare, right?

“Well?” he was leaning over slightly, looking you in the face.

“I, um, I don’t have an offering…” shame washed over you as you attempted to make eye contact. “I swear, my lord, I had no idea that was necessary! I would’ve brought something if I knew!”

He raised an eyebrow at your remarks, leaning back upwards. “Very well, then. You should get on your way back home then, soldier.” 

“Wait!” you pleaded, grabbing his forearm as he began to turn away “Please, Ares my lord, I’ll do anything!”

He was a bit shocked by your actions, looking down at you in surprise. But as he saw that desperate look in your eyes, an idea came to him. “Hm, anything, you say?” a mischievous smile covered his face.

“Yes! Anything, really.” you nodded quickly, not knowing what he was really implying. 

He thought about it for a moment longer, before deciding that he knew exactly what you could offer him instead. “Alright... On your knees, then.”

“Wait, what?” you thought to yourself, heat pooling in your core. Did you hear that right? He smirked at your expression, he kind of liked how shy you were being, as if you weren’t just eye-fucking him a few minutes prior. 

“You said you would do anything, did you not?” his hands trailed to his skirt after seeing you nod your head, loosening it and letting it drop to his feet. “Go ahead, then. Give it all you got.”

You could feel yourself getting wet already as you looked at his cock. It was fully erect, at least 9 inches, and thick. You looked up at him one more time, seeing from his expression that he was waiting for you to do something already. 

You slowly knelt down, sitting high up on your knees, your face just inches away from his throbbing cock. You leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his tip, bringing up a hand to start stroking his shaft.

He sighed above you, “Don’t tease, now.” 

You nodded, squeezing your thighs together to relieve some of the aching pressure building up. Quickly putting the first few inches in your mouth, you swirled your tongue around his tip and bobbed your head, trying to adjust to the first couple inches before you dared to go further. 

Ares’ head was thrown back a bit, deep groans flowing past his lips. He can’t deny how much it riles him up seeing how small you look from this angle, struggling to take his massive cock.

You pushed further down, allowing yourself to take in over half of his length. As it began to hit the back of your tongue, you tried hard not to gag, eyes watering a bit as you continued to suck, jerking off what you couldn’t fit in your mouth yet. 

“You’re doing so well, dear. Keep going for me.” his tone was more gentle than before. He weaved his large fingers through the strands of your hair as he pushed your head down even further. 

Your hands gripped onto his thick thighs tightly. It probably shouldn’t have even been possible, but you were now throating his entire length. It stuffed every bit of your mouth, causing drool to spill down your chin. Your eyes were flowing with tears from the way he was making you choke, but you loved it. 

He kept his hand behind your head, fully taking control. He was completely fucking your throat now, his other hand cupping the side of your face as he slid himself in and out of you. 

What was happening now was truly pornographic. Mascara was running down your cheeks, and all that could be heard now was your gargled moans. You looked up at him through your lashes, admiring his chiseled form. He locked eyes with you briefly, groaning loudly at the scene below. 

Though you honestly didn’t want to stop, your jaw was becoming painfully sore. But thankfully for you, he could feel himself steadily reaching his climax.

Soon enough, his hips stuttered a bit. Giving a few more pumps, he shoved himself all the way back down your throat as he painted it white with his cum. You gagged hard at the feeling of him harshly stuffing you full, a mildly salty taste coating your mouth. He kept in place for a moment, coming down from his high. 

You were gasping for breathe when he finally pulled out, swallowing any leftover cum in the process. You wiped your spit-covered mouth with your shirt sleeve and attempted to get off the ground. Noticing you were shaky and stumbling as you tried to stand, Ares picked you up by waist and set you down on a nearby log. You still looked dazed and totally cock drunk.

He chuckled at the sight, “You did amazing, dear. Here,” - he handed you a brown satchel. It was filled with little bottles of sparkling blue liquid - “you earned it.”

#fortnite #ares #statue of ares #x reader #smut #one shot #not my screenshot #alternate ending coming soon

[lolahauri]

: ̗̀➛ Sebastian: Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Considering he’s the sub/bottom, you’ll probably being doing more of the aftercare.

He does love to hold you till you fall asleep though. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Besides your hips/waist (fluff alphabet), i think he’d be a tits guy.

Big or small, he loves watching them bounce when your riding him. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loves cumming on your stomach or inside you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Lowkey would share you with Sam if you wanted. 

He’s kind of a cuck.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None. You were his first, that’s part of the reason he’s so needy and dtf, he just can’t believe someone as hot as you really wants to fuck him. 

(Plus all those years of pent up sexual frustration)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl!

He’s obsessed with you dominating him and taking control.

Mating press.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very serious, you won’t ever catch him making a joke.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Darker than his hair and straight.

Keeps it nicely trimmed for you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Pretty intimate. I wouldn’t say he’s romantic though.

But he’ll definitely be telling you how good your making him feel, how beautiful you are, feeling up your whole body and worshipping it. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

When he was single: daily. Either watching porn, or thinking about you.

Now: only when you aren’t in the mood (or if you wanna watch him)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding, mommy/daddy, femdom, edging, orgasm control, praise, dirty talk, hair pulling, biting, mutual masturbation/watching each other masturbate, dry humping, oral fixation.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your bed or the couch. 

When he was living with his parents: his desk or bed.

Imagine sucking him off or cockwarming him while he’s working. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything about you, really.

He’s pretty easy to arouse. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degrading/verbal humiliation.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Equally loves both.

Cumming down your throat is amazing, but he also loves to serve you and make you feel good.

Honestly once he starts going down on you, he won't stop until you tell him to. He loves it so much.

A lot of times he'll get so horny from it that he'll grind on the bed until he cums.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s a needy little bitch, so fast and hard. 

He fucks like a rabbit in heat. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves them, he’d have one anytime you want.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Mostly down to experiment, i don’t think he’s into anything extreme or really painful though.

He’d be down for some mild CBT maybe.

Risk wise, he’d def fuck you in the bathhouse locker room. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last quite a while if he’s being edged.

Otherwise he cums a little quick. 

But it’s kind of adorable, you just feel so good and look so hot that he can’t help but cum in just a few minutes.

But to make up for his quick finish, he can go multiple rounds.

Would absolutely overstimulate himself until he’s crying if it means he gets to stay inside you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any, but if you had some he’d absolutely use them. (on you or him)

Like… 

Vibrators, cock rings, fleshlights, etc... 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can’t tease, he sucks at it.

But man he loves it when you do it. 

Moving past him and “accidently” grinding your ass on his crotch >>

Doing little things throughout the day to turn him on, just to make him wait till that night to get off. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

So loud and vocal.

Lots of whines, whimpers, and moans. 

Probably a lot of begging too <3

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Prefers hentai over "real" porn.

Imagine jerking him off while he’s watching hentai!?

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

About 6.5 inches and average girth, maybe leaning to the thicker side.

A little veiny and curved upwards.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Semi-high, he’d love to fuck at least once a day, even if it’s just a quickie.

But he’ll happily accommodate to your sex drive, whether it’s lower or higher.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits until your ready for bed.

Holds you like a teddy bear as you two fall asleep.

#x reader #smut #smut alphabet #sdv sebastian #sdv sebastian x reader

[lolahauri]

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :Cas x Programmer!Reader HC's:;

A/N: this is so cute, thank you for the request anon! I'm so happy i'm getting rqs now that aren't just creepypasta and stardew valley! (still love doing those fandoms, but it's nice to expand my writing a bit 👀)

Let's assume you work freelance like Cas, working at odd hours of the day/night together.

You'd absolutely have your desks side-by-side. It makes working more comforting and less draining for the both of you.

We know she keeps her desk completely clear of mess and clutter. So if that's something you struggle with, she'll happily help you clean and remind you to stay tidy.

If it's the middle of the night, and you're still working, she'd force you to take a break and get something to eat with her.

Late night drives & fast food. >>>

Your go-to places would prob be McDonalds and Jack In The Box.

Can't go wrong with 99 cent tacos and 1$ large sodas .🤷‍♀️

You'd also have a mini fridge between your desks, for when your both super busy but also super hungry.

It's stocked with energy drinks, sandwiches, and some lunchables.

Both of your diets are probably on the junky side due to your packed schedule.

So you both will eventually try to stock up some more healthy snacks like apples, nuts, protein bars, and veggie plates.

Cas is a computer genius also. So if your ever stressed with work or a code is broken, she'll fix it asap.

She honestly likes to take care of you sometimes, like if it's her day off, but not yours.

She'd make you something homemade to eat, sit and talk with you, and watch the screen over your shoulder.

And if it's your day off, but not hers, she'd offer you to sit in her lap and hangout with her till she's done for the day.

She seems like the type who wouldn't let anyone touch her hair.

But you are the only exception.

Sitting in her lap and playing with her hair! >>>

If she's out of the room while you get up to take a bathroom break, she'll hear you coming down the hall and tackle you to the ground in a wrestling match.

It's hard to get her off once the play fighting starts. (she's probably stronger than you, considering she used to be a wrestler)

You'd learn to like each others music taste, if you didn't already.

Even though you'd be sitting by each other all day, you still have to be focused on work.

Meaning there's not a ton of talking, especially when Cas really gets into the zone on whatever project she's doing.

She seems like a soft-rock kinda gal to me. Maybe some Lo-Fi if she's feeling really calm or tired.

You'd probably alternate who chooses the music each day. So Cas gets to choose the station one day, you get to choose the next day and so on.

Hopefully you like her family (and Bee) cause you'll be seeing them pretty often.

She usually calls in one of her brothers to run errands for her while the two of you are coding.

You'll also have to get used to Toast periodically busting through the walls of your shared room.

Once those two start fighting, it's best to just sit back and not get too involved. They'll work it out eventually.

The two of you have had multiple late night venting sessions, wondering if you chose the right career.

Cas especially feels this way.

Deep down she wants to pursue wrestling, but she just couldn't ever get the hang of it.

But at least you're both financially stable.

Overall having this career in a relationship with Cas would be peaceful.

As long as you can deal with Toast, Bee, and her 6 brothers <3

#bee and puppycat #bee and puppcat lazy in space #cas wizard #castaspella wizard #x reader #cas wizard x reader #headcanon #fluff #programmer

[lolahauri]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Does He Fuck You Better Than Me?

Ship: Bree Van De Kamp/Reader

Type: Smut, Semi-Implied F/F, Gender Neutral Reader, One-Shot.

Contains: Cheating, Vaginal Fingering, Oral, Nipple Play, Dirty Talk, Squirting, Implied Toxic Relationship, Some Plot, Bottom!Bree.

Words: 1,022

Requested?: Not Really.

"You cheated on rex?"

"Of course not! What do you take me for? ... I cheated on Orson."

~

You never got tired of seeing Bree sprawled across your bed, body fully on display, looking good enough to eat. The way her silky copper hair lied across your pillows alone was a sight to behold, and right now, she was looking exceptionally divine.

She was wearing your favorite lingerie tonight, a lacy blush set, with matching lipstick to really make it pop. You almost wished you didn't have to rip it off of her right now.

~

Bree pulled away from your heated kiss, a gasp slipping past her lips as you rushed to remove her bra, being more clumsy and rough than usual. You weren't trying to be so aggressive today, but you couldn't help it right now, you were just so stressed out.

"My, what's gotten into you today?" you could tell from her tone she was equally aroused and confused.

Ignoring her question for now, you managed to pull the clothing from her and toss it to the floor, leaving her breasts fully out on display. You briefly scanned her face, looking for any hint of resistance. And when you didn't see it, you ducked your head down and got to work.

She let out a loud and sudden moan, arching her back from the sensation. Your tongue was sucking and licking circles around one nipple, pinching and rubbing the other between your fingers. It didn't take much to get her going tonight, looks like you aren't the only one who's a little pent up and needy right now.

"Y/N... You didn't answer my question." her words were being broken up with small gasps "Is... something the matter?"

You lifted your gaze to lock eyes with her, "I think you know what's wrong."

Before she could speak again, you brought her into a rough kiss, moving your hands down her sides and fiddling with the straps of her underwear. She lifted her hips up a bit, allowing you to pull them down in one swift motion.

Bree slowly pulled back from the kiss, speaking up as you trailed your lips down her body. "I'm being serious you know, tell me what's going on tonight."

You stopped your movements, face hovering just above her navel as you sighed and looked back up. "Well, it's not exactly easy seeing that man have his hands all over you, you know?" wanting to stop this conversation from turning into another argument, you kept making your way down south, exploring her lower body with your hands.

"Oh, this again?" you rolled your eyes as she spoke "Y/N, we've talked about this-" she cut herself off with a small moan when you kissed the top of her pussy "He's- he's my husband... you knew that and you agreed to this anyways. There's really no reason to be upset."

You simply hummed in response, licking and biting her inner thighs, watching the way she jumps a little bit each time. The thought of Orson doing this to her made your stomach turn, why is she even with him? She has you now, she should just realize what she really needs is right in front of her and leave his sorry-ass behind.

"Right..." you finally spoke up before licking a strip up her pussy, flicking your tongue over her clit. You wrapped your legs under her thighs, reaching up and gripping her hips tightly to hold her in place.

Her breathing was heavy as you swiped over her bud a few more times, but she could tell you were still annoyed. "Don't be like this. You know a relationship like ours could never work long-term, right? Let's just... have our fun and forget about all this relationship nonsense, okay?"

Ouch, that stung a little.

You brought your hand down and ran a digit over her folds when she finished her little monologue, slowly pushing your middle finger inside, dragging it in and out. Her back arched a bit off the bed, she was so wet already.

"Does he fuck you better than me?" you smirked to yourself as you added your ring finger into her hole, picking up the pace with your thrusting and sucking her clit harshly.

"Huh?" she lifted her head off the pillows a bit, shocked by your question. But her words were failing her as you continued to suck her pussy. Any attempt at speaking turned to moans and incoherent babbles.

You detached your lips from her and curved your fingers upwards, hitting her sweet spot with every insert. "Come on, tell me. Is that what it is? Is that why you stay with him?"

You laughed under your breathe at her failed attempt to respond, flicking your tongue over her clit a few more times. "Does he make you feel this good?"

Her moans increased the more you went on, you could tell she was getting close. Her body was squirming under your touch, silently begging for more. "Use your words, Bree."

She huffed in response, she both loved and hated that condescending tone you used in moments like this. You didn't let up though, your movements slowed drastically as you waited for her to say something, grinning the entire time.

Bree sighed, "No..." she barely got out, still fidgeting and moaning like crazy.

"No... what?" you teased again, sliding your tongue ever-so-slowly between her folds as you kept dragging your fingers out at an agonizing pace.

"No, he... doesn't touch me better than you do."

Chuckling at her weak voice, you decided that was good enough. "That's right."

Without any warning, your movements ramped up, fucking her hard with two fingers and swirling your tongue around her clit. She was gasping for breath under you and closing her thighs around your head.

After a few moments longer, she let a few particularly loud moans out before coating your face and hands in her orgasm. You let her come down from her high, removing your fingers and sucking the clear liquid clean off.

Her chest was still heaving as you sat up, reaching for a towel and wiping down your face.

Maybe you should have jealous, angry sex more often?

#bree van de kamp #x reader #smut #desperate housewives #bree van de kamp x reader

[lolahauri]

: ̗̀➛ Laughing Jack: Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Licks his cum off of you so you don’t have to get up and leave him <3

He’s so clingy and annoying lol.

Probably makes you a balloon animal and gives you candy to make up for your soreness. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your entire body, but not exactly for wholesome reasons like Toby.

He just loves how small you are. Even if you’re 6ft tall, he’s 7+ feet so he towers over you no matter what height and weight you are.

His favorite part of himself is his tongue, it’s crazy long and works some real magic.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I think he’d like cumming on you more than inside you. He loves seeing your body painted with it.

And when he cums, there’s A LOT of it, pretty thick too.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He really doesn’t have any, he isn’t shy about telling you his fantasies and interests.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He doesn’t really have much experience, i’m sure he’s charmed a couple people into dating him somehow.

But in general, most people are scared of him so he does not get laid.

Except for you, now. ;)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Picking you up, holding you by the waist, and using you like a sex doll. 

He’d also love strapping you into a sex swing, that way his hands can free roam.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Deeply unserious sometimes.

He tries to be a little normal and focus on your pleasure, but he’s also a literal clown.

There’s been times where you looked away briefly, and when you looked back he had that fake glasses & mustache thing on.

Or like one of those rainbow pinwheel hats.

LMAOAOMDO

Sorry i’m trying so hard not to ugly laugh at this.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Black and white, curly.

He styles it to your preference. So if you like a full bush, he’ll keep it. If you like it fully shaved, he will do that.

Our considerate king <3

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not very romantic, sorry.

It’s a mix of rough and humorous sex. 

But he does love to praise you, so that helps.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don’t think he does often, it’s just not fun like sex is.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise, degrading, dirty talk, oral fixation, facials, biting, voyeur, public sex, roleplay, scratching, size kink, bondage, bdsm, cum eating, cnc, choking, femdom, overstimulation.

Gangbang, he’d happily invite others to fuck you with him if you wanted. 

Would absolutely want you to step on him in some high heels.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere and everywhere. Just name the place and time, it’ll be done.

Maybe prefers his room cause that’s where all his toys and costumes are.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Same as Jane, nothing specific, he just get’s horny sometimes.

But also, anytime he thinks about past experiences with you, or randomly starts to daydream about fucking you, he gets horny immediately. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I can’t think of much he’d refuse, he’s kinky as fuck. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving, he’ll use that tongue on you any chance he can get. And considering his tongue is probably as long, or longer, than his dick, he loves fucking you with it. 

Too good at it tbh. 

He does like to throat fuck you as well.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Starts off slower to get you aroused enough you can take him without any pain. Also does a lot of foreplay.

Slowly gets most fast and rough as the sex goes on.

Expect bruises and scratch marks to appear the next day if he was especially rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t do quickies unless it’s just oral.

Otherwise, you’ll have to wait until there’s more time. He likes to build it up with teasing and foreplay, quickies don’t leave enough time to really enjoy sex.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Of course. Like i said before, he is down for pretty much everything, and at any place and time.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Very high stamina, he’d go 10 rounds if you asked. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Has every toy you could think of, and he’ll use them on you or himself, whatever you want.

He’s one of those people that has a full on sex room/dungeon. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The biggest tease ever, he’ll have you crying on your knees, begging him to fuck you. (or until you take control and slut him out)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Besides talking, he is surprisingly quiet. 

Lots of deep growls and grunts, but they’re not very loud at all. Only you would be able to hear him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves using flavored lube and condoms to add some spice to a usually boring product. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Massive. I’m talking like 7.5-8 inches. 

Striped like his tongue ;P

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high. Once a day, but 2-3 rounds each time.

If your sex drive is lower or higher, he’ll happily accommodate that though.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t.

He probably doesn’t even sleep at all.

#creepypasta #x reader #smut #smut alphabet #laughing jack #laughing jack x reader

[lolahauri]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Pretty Boy

Ship: The Creature/Reader

Type: Smut, Drabble, Gender Neutral Reader, Reader Insert.

Contains: Dry Humping, Sub Creature, Praise (once), Outercourse, Kissing, Virgin Creature, No Sex.

Words: 681

Request?: No.

"Imagine making him cum in his pants..."

it's late at night. the world is sleeping, but you two are still wide awake. you're sitting in his lap, kissing each other passionately, his cold hands resting gently on your hips. even now, with hormones going wild, he still makes sure to be so soft and respectful. a true gentleman.

as the moments go by, the kiss becomes more heated. you slowly slip your tongue past your lips and into his mouth. his eyes widened in surprise, he's definitely never done that before. you giggle a bit when you feel him tense up, but he quickly relaxes back into your touch and moves his hands up, just barely putting his fingers under the hem of your tshirt.

you pull away for just a moment, wordlessly nodding. after getting the go-ahead, he slowly runs his hands fully under your shirt. exploring your body and gently caressing your chest.

with tongues still dancing together and hands roaming freely, you feel it. there was a slight twitch in his pants. feeling this against your own arousal sent butterflies to your stomach.

and without much hesitation, you pull away from the kiss. he looks a bit confused, but you just smile in return, beginning to lightly rock your hips against his.

his reaction is immediate. he gulps loudly, clearly nervous. but by the way he's gripping your waist, you can tell he doesn't want you to stop.

"you okay?" you ask in a delicate tone, looking him right in the eyes as you continue to grind down on his cock. he nods quickly. leaning his head back a bit, a low grunt escaped his mouth.

~

you start to move down a bit harder, moans and groans quietly flowing past both your lips. he was painfully hard now, he's never experienced anything like this. he's almost feeling a little embarrassed about how much this is affecting him.

seeing his disheveled state made you laugh a little though, he's so fucking cute.

"this feel good, love?" you lean back down to his face, pressing a lingering peck to his lips. he nodded once again, arms wrapping tightly around your waist, pulling you down until your chests are pressed together.

his breathing became more ragged and shallow as you went on, you can tell he's starting to get close. all you can focus on now is making him cum, giving him his first orgasm in his life.

you tilt your head up, kissing up and down his neck & jawline, never faltering from the pace you set with your dry humping.

his shivered under your touch, your clothed heat repeatedly rubbing over his was sending him to heaven. and that combined with your soft, peppering kisses? he knew he couldn't last much longer.

from the mix of heavy breaths and throbbing in his pants, you knew he was about to finish.

sitting up now, you look into his tired puppy eyes and smile, hands running down his chest. "you look so pretty right now." - you kiss his nose gently - "you wanna cum for me, pretty boy?"

and that was it for him...

he grunted loudly, body trembling from the sudden wave of pleasure. his strong hands gripped onto your torso for dear life, eyes closed tightly, breathing becoming labored and heavy.

the warm liquid poured from his aching tip, instantly creating a deep wet spot on his pants. electricity was shooting through every vein in his body, making him feel an interesting mix of excitement and relaxed bliss.

you slowed your hips down to a stop, letting him catch his breath before removing yourself completely. you lied down next to him, admiring his beautiful face just a little more.

"that was fun." you giggled as you made eye contact with him. you honestly don't care that you didn't finish, making him feel good is plenty enough. plus, he seems much to exhausted to continue.

...

well, that's what you thought, at least.

you were surprised though when he crawled on top of you, face hovering right over yours.

it seems like he wants to return the favor after all...

#smut #lisa frankenstein #the creature x reader #imagine #yeah I got horny writing this #so what? #not like I'm gonna run for president #the creature #x reader #gender neutral reader

[lolahauri]

oh my fucking god??

the things I would let this man do to me??

bye...

#he's so pretty in a girl way #prepare to unfollow me cause a hyperfixation is brewing and it's looking BAD #the fact that I'm already currently obsessed with Ian Malcolm and ticci toby as well... #I need to put in a medically induced coma #the creature #lisa frankenstein

[lolahauri]

oh... I need him bad...

#if you think I'm gonna spend $20 to buy this on youtube tho... #you'd be absolutely right I'm buying it right now #lisa frankenstein #cole sprouse my love

[lolahauri]

the corruption kink urge to give this pathetic loser some pussy for the first time in his life

#sdv clint x reader #i may be cringe but i am free #not my screenshot

[lolahauri]

: ̗̀➛ Jane The Killer: Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

So caring and sweet. She’ll be holding you, cleaning you up, and peppering you with kisses, telling you how much she loves you.

Your body will be COVERED in black lipstick marks. 

You love it though <3

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

She likes her whole body, she’s hot and she knows it.

She loves your cute face and pretty mouth the most. ;)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

On your face. Her favorite way to get off is sitting on and riding your mouth, using you for her own pleasure.

Afterwards, your mouth and chin are completely soaked and dripping with her cum. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She may be very gentle, but she's also incredibly dominant. I think deep down she'd have a little fantasy of chasing you down through the woods like a hunter, catching you and fucking you hard and rough into the ground.

hunter/prey play🤤>>>

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Fairly experienced. She’s picky with partners, she could also easily get anyone she does want, major siren/succubus energy.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any: Missionary with her on top. When she’s using her strap, she loves to lean over, whisper in your ear, and play with your tits/nipples. 

Sitting on your face is another thing she loves. 

AMAB Reader: Cowgirl. Sometimes she’ll tie up or cuff your hands so you can’t touch her. She thinks it’s cute to see you desperate and begging to grab on her. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

A little mix of both. She doesn’t exactly make jokes, but she’ll playfully tease and mock you, saying things that both embarrass you and turn you on. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Has it trimmed & shaped into something like a heart, upside down triangle, or landing strip.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The most romantic of them all. Always very slow and sensual, holding you tight, caressing all the right places as she whispers in your ear. She always dims the lights beforehand to set the mood. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not often. Usually if she wants to get off, she’ll find someone to do it for her.

Especially now that you two are together, if she’s horny you’ll be on your knees for her in an instant.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Femdom, mommy, praise, dirty talk, biting/giving hickeys, pegging.

Even if you're on top, she’ll be under you telling you what to do at all times.

Sensory play. Like ice cubes, hot wax, feathers, spanking, blindfolds, etc… 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your room, she’s a simple lady, she likes total privacy.

Once in a while she might tease you under the table though.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Usually nothing specific, just happens.

But sometimes she’ll just be watching you from across the room and get that tingling feeling out of nowhere, when that happens she’s immediately getting up and bringing you to your shared room.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No tying her up or doing anything painful. She’ll let you get on top, but you can’t dom her.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

No preference, expects both each time you two fuck.

Very, very skilled. She’ll have you cumming in minutes from just her tongue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual almost always. She wants to edge you and make you last as long as possible.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t do quickies, they’re no fun for her. She likes to take her time with you and enjoy it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Pretty down to experiment, esp if it’s with toys. Some pasta's, like Toby, see toys as competition or a replacement, but she see's them as a teammate. They only enhance the experience. 

She likes some risk, like maybe fucking in the backseat of your car or touching under the table with others around. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

High stamina. She can, and will, fuck you from night to morning.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Has a small collection. A few types of vibrators, blindfold, fuzzy handcuffs, rope, paddle, and candles to drip.

And of course, her strap with a few different size choices.

She only really uses these on you, once in a while she’ll use a vib on herself though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves to tease you till your close to cumming in your pants.

She’s so mean with the amount of teasing she does, but the way she fucks you in the end always makes it SOOO worth it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

A little vocal, lots of heavy breathes and moans. They're kinda quiet though.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She’ll be a cougar when she’s 40+

Sorry, but i make the rules here! and i need cougar Jane in my life!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Curvy pear shape body.

Thick thighs, hips, and butt. Big, perky tits.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average. She’ll wanna have sex every 2-3 days.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She also doesn’t, she likes to watch you sleep first.

I love our stalker mommy gf <3

#creepypasta #x reader #smut #smut alphabet #jane the killer #jane the killer x reader

[lolahauri]

i just read your toby smut a-z hc's and omg.. YESS we need a fic on his dirty secret ugh love ur work 💗💗

omg tysm 😭 and so glad someone wants to see that fic cause ive been looking for an excuse to write it, i will absolutely start working on it this weekend! 👀

#ask #next im gonna have to write about ben peekin thru readers webcam #hehe :3 #someone send me some pervy fic ideas for the pasta's cause im loving this series i've accidently begun

[lolahauri]

: ̗̀➛ Ian Malcolm: Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

A gentleman, he already has a towel and bottle of water waiting on his nightstand for you.

Loves to cuddle, talk, and joke around with you after sex.

Falling asleep in his arms >

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Thighs and ass man for sure.

Playfully slaps your butt every time you walk past him.

Loves having your thighs wrapped around him when he goes down on you.

His favorite part of himself is his hands/arms.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Either inside you, or on your stomach. 

Loves watching his cum drip out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Even though he tends to be the more dominant and teasing one, he LOVES it when you take charge and boss him around.

He finds it both cute, and really fucking sexy.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced. I mean, come on, he’s in his 40’s. He’s had his fair share of ex’s and casual flings.

And he knows exactly what he’s doing, both because he’s had a lot of practice, and he’s very observant. He’s learned just what it takes to turn you on or make you cum. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy, he likes having a little power over you. And bending you over like that makes you totally helpless and weak.

He also likes to lean over and whisper in your ear and leave a trail of kisses over your shoulder and back during it.

Honorable mention: Cowgirl. Gives him a lovely view.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Perfect balance of funny and serious, i mean he’s not gonna act like a fucking clown, but i don’t think he takes anything too seriously. 

Not afraid to crack a couple jokes or tease you once in a while.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Long but trims it a bit so it’s not out of control. Super curly like his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be very romantic when the moment calls for it. 

Like if it’s a special occasion, like vday or your anniversary, he’s got the light down low, rose petals, champagne, soft music in the background, the works.

He’ll also be praising you, worshipping your body, and doing every thing you ask.

Certified lover boy.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not often, once or twice a week maybe.

He thinks about you every time though.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dirty talk. He fucking loooves dirty talk.

Tell him how good he feels or what you want him to do to you, and he'll be putty in your hands.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His office, bed, and car are his top three choices.

Also likes the couch and shower

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Short skirts/dresses and booty shorts, shows off your butt and legs nicely.

You teasing him. For example: running your fingers up his leg under the table, bending over in front of him with a skirt on, unexpected dirty talk or sexts.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s kinda vanilla so i don’t think he’d be into any more risky kinks

Like bdsm, cnc, impact play, etc… 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Leans towards giving, it boosts his ego soo much to see you tossing & turning and whining under his mouth.

But he does also love getting a blowjob under the desk from you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to start off slow and hard, making you desperate for more.

Eventually picks up the pace to give more quick, hard, and shallow thrusts

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s fine with them. He’d prefer to make-out and do a lot of foreplay first though.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not big on experimenting, the most risk he’ll take is semi-public spaces.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s an old man, he’s only got one, MAYBE two rounds in him, but he’ll edge himself to last a little longer for you. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t have any and doesn’t plan to use any.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The biggest tease ever, he loves to do little things that turn you on and then play dumb and leave you wanting more. 

He'll be getting you hot n bothered throughout the whole day, making you wait till you get home to give you some relief.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

A bit vocal but not super loud. Lots of groans, heavy breathing and grunting.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Definitely a manther

(male version of cougar)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Big, but average girth. 

7 inches or close to it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average, wants to have sex once every day or two.

If you have a higher sex drive, he’ll happily try to accommodate that.

So if he didn't have the stamina to go again, expect a lot of oral and fingering.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Again, he’s an old man, he’ll get tired right afterwards. 

So hopefully your ready to cuddle and sleep :) 

#smut #smut alphabet #ian malcolm #x reader #jurassic park #ian malcolm x reader

[lolahauri]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ when you touch me i die just a little inside

My brain is completely flooded with jumbled scenarios of Ian, so let me just ramble and get this out here before I explode 😩 no proof reading and no warnings btw, someday soon ill rewrite this better, but for now this is what yall get 🥴

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Just imagine him being your mathematics professor. he's in his early forties, you're in your early-mid twenties. you've always had a thing for older men, and them being an authority figure only made the fantasies more exciting.

you noticed after some months of being in his class, he seemed to start eyeing you more. lingering gazes cast in your direction were becoming increasingly noticeable. he always asked your thoughts on the subject being taught first. he praised your papers and projects much more than the other students.

you wondered if you were being delusional, or if maybe you actually had a chance...

you wanted to test him and see if your suspicions were correct, but without being too obvious, of course. so to start, you began wearing short skirts more often, maybe with a sweater on top so it didn't seem so clear you were trying to show some skin. you took note of how he looked directly at your legs every time you strolled into class with a miniskirt. you couldn't see after you turned your back, but man he couldn't take his eyes off of them until you got to your seat.

after a couple weeks, you moved your spot to the front row, closer to his main desk. occasionally, when he was up at the board, looking out to the class, you'd switch your crossed legs to the other side. spreading them just enough that he could catch a glimpse of your lace panties. you knew you caught him in the act when he began to clear his throat profusely afterwards, refusing to look you in the eyes for the rest of the day.

you continued to amp up your little game until you were sure you could make a move. but before you could, he did.

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class was out for the day, you were the last student to get your things packed and ready to leave. before you could head out the door though, Dr. Malcolm called out to you.

"Uh, Ms. [L/N]?" you turned to look at him, his face was serious. your stomach dropped, shit, what if the teasing wasn't affecting him the way you thought it was?

"Oh- um. yes, professor?" you were trying to play it cool, maybe he'd buy the 'i had no idea' act if you pitched it well enough.

"would you, uh, mind seeing me in my office for a sec?"

"of course! yes..." you walked with him to a door near the corner of his room, hands beginning to tremble a bit. as you entered, he walked in behind you and... locked the door?

before you could ask what this was about, he roughly grabbed your cheeks in one hand, tilting your head up to force eye contact with you.

"do you have something you wanna tell me, Ms. [L/N]" heat pooled in your stomach immediately as his deep brown eyes pierced into yours "you wanna explain this - this little game you've playing? huh?" he squeezed your soft face a little harder, lips slowly inching towards you.

"Sir, i-"

"what? you- you think I didn't notice what you were doing? wearing these little, uh, short skirts, spreadin' your legs right in front me everyday." his voice raised a bit, but oddly enough, he didn't exactly sound angry. it must be the sexual frustration coming out.

and maybe this wasn't the time to be bold, but you couldn't hold back anymore, you needed him now.

"maybe I wanted you to notice, professor."

he smirked down at you, wrapping a strong arm around your back "oh, really? well, uh, you got my attention now sweetheart."

oh, it's game on.

both of you leaned forward to quickly close the gap between your mouths. your lips fit together like puzzle pieces, your head was spinning as you reached up to snake your arms around his neck. he's so tall...

a surprised noise came out of you as he leaned down to pick you up, one arm under your ass, the other still on your back, pressing you into his body firmly. the kiss quickly deepened, he slid his tongue past your lips, swirling it around your own as you moaned into his mouth.

ian stumbles forward a bit, carefully finding the table in the room and lying you down on it, pulling away from the kiss briefly.

"you, uh, wanna take this further sweetheart?" he grinned down at you, his arms caging your head in.

"god, yes" you breathed out, wrapping your legs around his hips and bringing him into another kiss.

he chuckled against your lips, not wasting any time to run a large hand up both your top and skirt. one hand was grabbing your breast as the other worked to pull your panties down. usually he'd prep a woman more before fucking her, but you've worked him up so much he can't wait any longer.

ian pulled back once again, hastily undoing his belt. you watched in awe as he pulled his pants down, just far enough to let his long cock spring out. he let out a breathy laugh, "like what you see?"

under normal circumstances you'd be embarrassed, but you were so turned on and dazed all you could do was nod, slowly lifting your gaze back to his eyes.

he stepped forward and bent down slightly to align his hips with yours, grabbing your legs and wrapping them around his waist. you were breathing heavily as his tip grazed your hole, dripping wet and ready to be fucked.

"are you, um, are you sure you wanna do this? i can stop-"

"just fuck me already, please" you interrupted, you weren't trying to be rude, but you're getting seriously desperate right now.

"shit..." he mutters under his breathe, quickly following your orders and slipping himself in. he was big, but there was no resistance at all from your slick pussy.

ian set a quick, but gentle pace, not wanting to be too rough too fast. you were both filling the small space with moans and groans, getting dangerously loud considering the building you're in. but neither of you could honestly care right now, this felt way too good to hold back.

you gripped onto his biceps tightly, trying to keep yourself stable and grounded. with every thrust he was hitting that spot inside you that made your knees weak, you let out a couple broken whines after he hit your sweet spot particularly hard.

he groaned at the feeling your nails digging into his arms, he loved seeing the affect he had on you. ian picked up the intensity, brutally shoving his hips forward and pounding into you at an almost painful degree.

you were practically screaming his name now, steadily building up to your climax. you could tell he was getting close too, his breathing was heavy and ragged, droplets of sweat running down his forehead.

"Ian, -fuck- please cum in me, please." you sobbed out the sentence, moaning after every thrust. your pussy clenched around him as your orgasm began to erupt. the feeling spread over your entire body, sending jolts of electricity through your nervous system, thighs quivering around his torso as your juices coated his cock.

"oh shit-" ian threw his head back at the sensation, following right behind you as his thrusts became sloppy and irregular, filling you to the brim with his cum as he groaned loudly. he fucked into you a few more times, riding out your orgasms until you were both on the verge of overstimulation.

he stayed inside you for a moment, catching his breath and letting you calm down from the high. soon though, you both sighed as he pulled out, letting his fresh load pour out of you and onto the table, making a complete mess. the sight was truly obscene, but in the best way possible.

you two might need to make a habit of this...

#this was supposed to be a quick drabble but it turned into a full one shot #smut #ian malcolm #x reader #and my man thank you to my man #!!!!!!!!!1 #i need him biblically #i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism

[lolahauri]

: ̗̀➛ Ticci Toby: Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Just clings to you like a little koala. You’d have to pry him off with a crowbar if your tried to get up to clean off. 

It’s honestly very sweet though, he just loves to hold you and talk & joke around afterwards. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Super cliche but he genuinely doesn’t have a favorite, every part of you is beautiful, sexy, and cute to him. 

His favorite part of himself is his arms and hands, he loves being able to grip or hold onto you. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

INSIDE INSIDE INSIDE!!!

Another mf with a breeding kink. Not in a claiming way like most of the others though, It just feels more intimate and bonding, he wants to be as physically close to you as he possibly can. At all times.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

When you aren’t home, he sneaks into your room and jerks off while smelling your used underwear. 

Sometimes he’ll wrap a pair of them around his dick and jerk off with it, cumming in them immediately. 

(another pervy fic idea maybe!!??👀)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

No experience. He’s a lot to handle so your probably he first partner, which would also make you his first fuck. 

Didn’t know what he was doing at first, but he’s fueled by praise. So if he hears you liking something, or you tell him, he’ll keep note of it and continue to practice it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, mating press, cowgirl.

All because they allow max contact, he loves positions that let him bring you into a bear-hug type embrace.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

You’d think he’d be goofy, but he’s surprisingly serious.

He’s just so hyper focused on your pleasure it doesn’t allow much room to joke around.

He does go back to his dorky, golden retriever self right afterwards though

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Tries to keep it trimmed for you most of the time.

But he kept accidentally getting cuts and felt like it looked more unattractive, so he prob has a bit of a bush going on. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

One of the most romantic and intimate, i think only EJ and Jane could outdo him in this department. 

The entire time he'll be kissing you, holding you tight, caressing your whole body, and moaning sweet words into your ear. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Embarrassingly often. But his habits did change when you got together.

Instead of jerking off to porn, he jerks off to pictures of you or uses your underwear.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

PRAISE!!! Absolutely his biggest kink

Breeding, hair pulling, and dirty talk!

I honestly can’t think of anymore, he seems vanilla to me. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

One of your rooms, he likes the total privacy.

Though he would absolutely fuck you in public-ish areas if you asked, the idea of getting caught pleasuring you is a bit of a turn on. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just you in general, he’s obsessed with you. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degrading. 

For obvious reasons, he doesn’t want you to be mean to him. But he’d also feel really uncomfortable calling you names, even if he knew you liked it. It just takes him out of the moment and completely turns him off.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving 1,000%

He’s addicted to going down on you, he will literally cum just from giving you head and hearing your moans.

Pull his hair when he’s doing it and he’ll finish in his pants instantly.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Starts off slow and gentle, gets progressively rougher and goes harder the closer he gets to cumming. 

There are a lot of times he starts and ends very fast & needy though.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Prefers to take his time with you, but he still loves them honestly.

Esp if it’s somewhere like in the woods or his car, it adds an element of excitement.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The biggest risk he’ll take is public places, otherwise, he likes how things are and doesn’t feel the need to add a bunch of kinks or toys to the bedroom.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He doesn’t last a long time, but he makes up for that by being able to go multiple rounds.

Has near superhuman stamina when it comes to cumming multiple times in a row.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t own any and doesn’t want to use any.

If we're being honest, he’d probably feel a little insecure if you wanted to use anything like a vibrator or dildo during sex. 💀

He’d interpret that as you thinking he’s not doing a good enough job on his own. 

But, if you had one to use only when he wasn’t around, he’d understand that. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He does not know how to tease lol.

Loves when you do it though,

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Constant, loud flow of whimpers, moans, and sobs. 

Everyone in the mansion can hear him, they only get annoyed if they’re trying to sleep though.

They’re used to everyone having loud sex in the house by now.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

As much as he loves giving you head, he does fantasize about you waking him up with a blowjob. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average length and girth. About 6 inches.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Also embarrassingly high, like i said, he’s obsessed and addicted to you. He could never get enough of you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t. Like Hoodie and EJ, he wants to cuddle you afterwards and wait to go to sleep when you do. 

He loves watching you fall asleep as well.

#creepypasta #x reader #headcanon #smut alphabet #smut #ticci toby #ticci toby x reader #toby rogers