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It’s 3am grandpa music time

#Herman’s hermits #grandpacore #british invasion #best rendition of End of the World since queen Skeeter herself #sobbing currently #i want my boy

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Happy Glenn Close day!!!

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #glenn close #nick foster #nick close #christmas

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reading canine poetry though a whole lens now

smth smth the oak twins and canine poetry...blah blah

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Me @ second city prints

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #Anthony Burch ​I want my shit

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Danny Gonzalez was onto something when he wrote Spooky Hoe because ya boi is ovulating tomorrow. Happy Halloweeve!

#afab struggles #danny gonzalez

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yippee ki-ayo

Call that sus cowboy

#shitpost #cowboy #what am i doing

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Turning my friend group’s quote book into incorrect dndaddies quotes for fun part 1

“Put that down. Next time you come to my class make sure to take your medicine.” - the urology teacher as Linc caries in a literal jar of piss

“Mae Hales, is it illegal to steal an elderly person’s hip? Asking for a friend.” - Taylor

“Normal is like a confused ninja turlte about to get pounced on by a big rat.” - Scary

“Now they’re calling me a perv, that’s crazy.” - Linc

“The more kids who go missing the more chicken sandwiches there are…” - Taylor, theorizing

“Come on, they’re beerbonging over there!” - Tony Pepperoni, mockingly

“WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?” - Scary to a ref

“You better be krissing us right now.” - Normal, though tears

“She is mutilating her dreams! Go, Scary! Go!” - Dood

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndaddies incorrect quotes #taylor swift #taylor swift (not that one) #scary marlowe #lincon li wilson #tony pepperoni #normal oak #normally oak swallows garcia #dood #the doodler

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Tempted to write fanfics of my silly little guys because my boyfriend had his phone taken away a few days ago and I’m already starving for affection

I don’t know if this blog can get asks since it’s not my main but if I figure it out send in ship requests for fluffy little fanfics. If I don’t figure it out idk still find a way to send me ships. I haven’t written in a while so it might not be good but you know what I don’t care

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #fanfic #dndads fanfic #taz balance #taz amnesty #taz fanfic

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Can kings remain conscious?

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

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I love looking at dndads or taz art because it’s just like “aww there’s the lil guy that lives in my head :)”

#dndaddies #dndads #actual play #dungeons and daddies #fanart #the adventure zone #taz balance #taz amnesty #I don’t like the other TAZ campaigns so #I listened to a little bit of Graduation and I love the pcs I just couldn’t follow the plot #I also listened to rhodnd because my friend told me to #it’s good I like it #rhodnd #I love the silly little ear people

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Hey guys this mostly is a dndaddies blog now so uh if you like dndads please be my mutual I need more dndad friends

dndads tumblr is so funny because i recognize everyone by username like “oh that’s the one who likes nark” or “oh that’s my hermie mutual”

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #actual play #I love those silly guys

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That one dungeons and daddies side plot

Prompt #1031

"It's actually a funny story, but yeah... we got married."

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #actual play #anthony burch #scary marlowe #lincon li wilson #boss kicks #normal oak #taylor swift #taylor swift (not that one) #hermie the unworthy

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Love this guy

#horse #shitpost #does this count as my blorbo

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I love going to my grandma’s house because she always has a new Backyard Friend. She never intentionally gets them they just sort of show up. So far it’s two cats (one of which might be pregnant) and a rooster

#how did she even end up with a rooster #she lives in a suburban neighborhood #I guess there’s several feilds and a dairy farm close but that doesn’t explain it #grandmacore

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I was in little shop last year and I have a video of our Seymour busting it down sexual style after feeding Orin to the plant

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I love it when I crack my door and I see my cat’s head poke in for a minute and I’m like “hey lil guy how you doing :)?” Until she disappears back into the shadows like the silly little girl she is

#cats #kitten #my baby #my little ​meow meow #her name is literally Baby wow I live in a creative household

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“I just want to take care of you” hUH? WHAT? You’re telling me that I’m WORTHY of LOVE and AFFECTION? Crazy shit, man

#my boyfriend is insane I think