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After the events of Sonic Dreamteam and Sonic Prime

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It's the Fourth annual "Mojo draws the Trash Mammal for May but thicc" thing! This time featuring pizza!

NSFW Variants can be found on my Newgrounds

#my-art #mae borowski #mae for may #month of mae #month of mae 2023 #lewd #catgirl #cat #bea santello #nitw #night in the woods #big butt #big breasts #thicc #pizza time #pizza #belly #weight anxiety

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Tune in this Saturday morning to see CUPHEAD™, MUGMAN(TM) and all your favorite VIDEO PALS©™ as they embark on the ultimate adventure… and learn the power of SAYING NO™!

High-res image files are now available on Patreon in case you want to print a poster for your local Blockbuster store!

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Oh hey, Family Man.

I drew this in December and didn’t realise I hadn’t uploaded it here.

#my-art #the simpsons #homer simpson #marge simpson #shitpost #those are arms btw

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You can find a blank version of this template on my DeviantArt

#2022 summary of art #summary of art #art summary #my-art

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Blank Template for your 2022 summary of Art. (A more conventional layout compared to the other one I posted)

Feel free to use and share at your leisure.

Download Here: https://sta.sh/21um9ij3gyne

#art meme #2022 summary of art #summary of art #blank meme template

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Blank Template for your 2022 summary of Art

Feel free to use and share at your leisure.

Download Here: https://sta.sh/2222lym24q08 

#art meme #summary of art #2022 summary of art #blank meme template

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A Semi-AI Generated story.

Messed around with https://app.inferkit.com/demo for a bit in an attempt to generate my generations ‘Ulysses’. With some occasional prodding along, the AI produced this masterpiece that could rival Garfield or Karma Sutra in quality.

Enjoy this nonsense! _________________ Once upon a time there lived a fella named Charlie. 

 He was an average guy, tall and skinny, like the kind of guy who can stand on the side of a mountain without wanting to pitch forward and vomit. 

 He had kind of a jaundiced, unhealthy complexion, the kind of looks you would get after consuming live hornets after ingesting 2.31Kw of meth. 

 Charlie was about 5 '11 ", mostly bald, with some flop - horns and a goatee that he kept trimmed short with a pair of kitchen scissors. 

 Charlie worked at the liquor store on Main Street in downtown Noo Yawkh, which was the cooler New York. One day, Bubsy the Bobcat entered the store while Charlie was on shift and said "I'd like some maple syrup please." Charlie replied, "Aww, Bubsy, I ain't gonna give you none of my money. You ate up the last batch of syrup I had last week, and that's the last time you're ever gonna insult my livelihood you white son of a bitch!" Charlie pulled out his shotgun from behind the bar and loaded it. "Bubsy, it's gonna cost you two dollars for the maple syrup. Get out of here!" 

 Bubsy threw a bag of groceries at Charlie and said "Give me the damn syrup or I'll start eating your water bottle collection!" 

 "Fine," said Charlie, and walked out the door with Bubsy in pursuit. 

 Charlie climbed to the top of a tall building, and Bubsy ran up after him. They were both yelling obscenities at each other when suddenly Dan Aykroyd appeared from out of nowhere between the two warring brothers. "Stay right there," said Dan, "I am going to whip your ass!" 

 Dan pulled out his chainsaw and pulled it down through Charlie's body, then continued on. Dan stood up and said "Okay, okay, you're both grounded!" 

 Bubsy picked up the empty Maple syrup can from the floor and threw it at Dan's head. 

 Dan caught it, tossed it in the air, caught it again, then threw it right at Bubsy's head. Bubsy leaped back and fell off the Bempire State Building with his tail between his legs. Dan continued on, leaving Bubsy's lumbering corpse behind. 

 Dan looked at the blazing star coming toward him and said "Haha, Dan Aykroyd. That son of a bitch just proved you can't beat me with a Dan Aykroyd". Dan Aykroyd then turned into glitter, his particles blown away by the wind, never to be seen again. 

 Charlie collapsed and died at the foot of the building, his body mutilated by the chainsaw and his skin sliced open from head to toe. 

 The end.

#ai story #shitpost #bubsy #bubsy the bobcat #dan aykroyd #inferkit #have fun guessing which parts were written by me and which were written by the AI

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People of Tumblr, lend me your ears!

We need to invent a new slur for anyone who gives Elon Musk $8 for a glorified emoji

#elongated muskrat #twitter #feedback wanted #social media

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I was messing around with an AI art generator and wanted to try my hand at redrawing whatever it produced in my own art style.

As you can see, the original generations are provided to show a comparison between the redraws and originals.

Might do more of these. Might do more preggo art if people are interested enough too. We’ll see.

#my-art #the flintstones #wilma flintstone #pregnant #pregnant-art #lewd #ai art #belly #underboob #fred flintstone

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That ending is amazing

A reader asked an earnest question. I answered with this. (Sorry.)

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Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!

#directed by m night shyamalan

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Hey guys, I'm putting together an End-of-Year Art Summary Meme which should let people show off their 'Best Of' artworks for each month and I want to have a focus on Image within the text. 

I want to know which of these designs is most appealing to you guys. Which one has the best balance between the artwork and 'JAN' text or for each respective month?

I have some samples of what I mean. Which one is best, basically?

#summary of art #art meme #feedback wanted #help #pls #art summary

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Dusting off

Twitter is in a death spiral because it’s CEO is a rich nepotism baby who built his entire personality on reddit memes so now I have an excuse to be more active on Tumblr.

Gonna post a few things I’ve been working on in a bit. I’d appreciate any feedback from folks who care to provide it.

Thanks.

#thoughts #twitter #elongated muskrat

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OC Request for @joelbrunox5 on Twitter

#my-art #oc #request #lewd #butt

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Felicia vs. Canadian from The Darkstalkers!

with variations :)

#my-art #felicia #darkstalkers #sasquatch #bigfoot #butt #blood

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It’s Mae before June and it looks like she’s all ready for Summer!

#mae borowski #mae for may #bea santello #my-art #nitw #night in the woods #swimsuit #big butt #big breasts #lewd #catgirl #cat #month of mae #month of mae 2022 #thicc

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Oh look, it’s the funny dancing cat from that one cartoon, she sure looks like she’s dressed for the occasion ;-) (plus lewd tease, might post those alts if there’s enough interest for them)

#ankha #animal crossing ankha #ankha zone #lewd #censored art #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #my-art #pregnant #big butt #mr resetti #catgirl #cat