If theatrical productions had honest titles.
Les Miserables: Social revolution put on hold for romantic sub plot.
Rent: Legally obtaining shelter is for sellouts and normies.
Phantom of the Opera: Local basement dweller handles rejection poorly.
Love Never Dies: The sequel no one asked for.
Cats: Terrifying furry convention with a budget.
The Lion King: Costume department attempts to distract audiences from fact that they can watch a perfectly good movie at home.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof: Audience storms out when they realize they’re no cats.
Hamlet: Guy becomes so obnoxious his girlfriend decides she’d rather be dead.
Romeo and Juliet: Impulsive teenage couple blames society for their bad choices.
Hamilton: Surprisingly catchy tunes about founder of first American National Bank.
Come From Away: Terrorism isn’t so bad when you get to sing and dance with hospitable Canadians.
or alternatively: this whole thing could have taken place in a Tim Hortons and the story wouldn’t change.
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The Romanov Women from Anastasia: The Musical
The Romanov Women || Anastasia: The Musical
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Anastasia on broadway!!
Exclusive first look at Broadway’s #AnastasiaMusical.
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Musicals as Vines
Hamilton: i never get no sleep cuz of yall, yall never gonna sleep cuz of me
Book of Mormon: welcome to bible study
Matilda: theres only one thing worse than a rapist… A CHILD
Beauty and the Beast: i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger
Falsettos: I love you, b*tch
Fun Home: I’m a lesbian. I thought you were American.
Anastasia: Nah they usually tell me i look like Shalissa
Wicked: And they were roommates
Kinky Boots: WHAT ARE THOOOSE
Mean Girls: Its wednesday my dudes
Great Comet: Two shots of vodka
Spongebob: Squidward dabbing
Phantom of the Opera: AA, AAA, AAAA
In the heights: Well when life gives you lemons
Legally blonde: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Newsies: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme *flips*
Amelie: STOPPPP i couldve dropped my CROISSANT
Heathers: Im a bad b*tch you cant kill me
Pippin: Is this allowed? Is that allowed????
Be more chill: *pours every soda drink into cup* F*ck you
Bonnie and Clyde: I wanna be a cowboy, baby
Dear Evan Hansen: two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
Bonus DEH: What up im jared im 19 and i never learned how to f*ckin read
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Finding Neverland on Broadway!!!
Look what’s finally decorated!
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“ you know where to go, you have been there before ”
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you just close your eyes, and count to ten / breath in twice, and open them
you know where to go you have been there before in your heart
rb (me talking under cut)
Lees verder
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Picture a land that you never have seen,
where life is eternal and evergreen
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This is why I follow this cast!
excuse me but what the fuck will?
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This would be so cool!
au where moritz gets the money and goes to america, arriving in new new york desperately in need of work, so he takes a job selling newspapers and eventually joins the newsboy revolution of 1899
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Pulled...
Birdie fly! :/
The Addams Family: A New Musical → Pulled
“Wow, you got some real issues!”
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