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What are the Jaunes Views on Underage drinking

V1. Jaune says: Underage drinking is irresponsible and may cause harm to everybody and yourself if you do drink underage, it is also dangerous to the body and mind

V9. Jaune says: If they're old enough to think they're old enough to drink

#jaune arc #Mario bros views on #Rwby

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Man fuck fighting, I'm becoming a house husband

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"Two people had sex, and now I'm here fighting for my fucking life" - Cinder after getting beaten up by Jaune after he became young again

#jaune arc #cinder fall

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y'all think Jaune would be absolute friends with Hal Jordan and Kyle reyner if there's a justice league x rwby crossover again?

If they meet ofc

#Jaune arc #hal jordan #kyle rayner #Question just a question

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Jaune calling ren: Ren!, REN!!, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!

Ren: Slow down, what's wrong Jaune?

Jaune: SHE GON MAD, PYRRHA IS BEING-

Pyrrha off screen: you better turn off that scroll jaune, I'm feeling romantical~~~

Jaune: NONONONONONOOOOOO-

Scroll hangs up

Ren: Jaune?!, Jaune!!!, JAUNEEEEEE!!!!!;

#jaune arc #lie ren #pyrrha nikos #rwby arkos #arkos

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Jaune: Mercury, 100,000,000 lien is Infront of you Hazel

Mercury: I'm sucking it

Jaune: Damn let me get my shit off first

#jaune arc #mercury black

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Jaune and emerald on a date

Emerald: *Hmm, I'm kinda hungry oh, Jaune still didn't eat his burger yet* Oh Jaune look a puppy! *Points behind him*

Jaune excitedly turns around: Where!

Emerald stealing the burger: *Nom* *Huh this taste pretty good* Thanks for the burger jaune

Jaune: Wait what burg- YOU TRICKED ME

#jaune arc #emerald sustrai #Topaz

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Nora: Jaune!

Jaune: No

Nora: I didn't even say anything yet!!!!

Jaune: You bout to say some dumb shit I know

#jaune arc #nora valkyrie

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Jaune: Emerald hold still im gonna heal you, *his hands starts glowing* this might hurt a bit

Emerald: *weakly* please....... don't touch my body with your white Dominating Hands on me yet, let's get ready for marriage first....... Heh heh-AH!-

Jaune pressing his hands tight into her large wound: Very funny Miss sustrai

#jaune arc #emerald sustrai #Topaz

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Jaune in his mind: That's salem.......is this what power feels like? An immense gap which has nothing to close it on?, My hands are trembling, my heart is pumping, MY BODY IS SHAKING?!!

Jaune calling the others: Ruby....no, Everyone! Please come quick I don't think I can do this alone especially to-

Salem piercing the scroll: My, my no words for me boy?, I'm disappointed and here I thought you were gonna say something to GRANDMA eventually Jaune Descendant of Mine

Jaune: You will never invade Vale or Remnant!

Salem: What's stopping my rupture, you? Don't make me laugh now boy

Jaune: I'll make you eat those words! *Just like uncle Sinbad taught me* Crocea Mors! Sword of destruction Lend me your strength!

Jaune: Assimilate, Fuse, Evolve, Grow! Sword of Destruction, Crocea Mors!

Salem: Hm?, Achieving Ozma strength 2,900 years ago? I'm impressed Jaune, However this is where your story ends *As Salem finishes answering that question hundreds of not thousands grimm surround her as she forms a pitch black blade* come at me Bo- no Jaune Arc!

Jaune: Awaken Newly Evolved Blade of Death! I Am Your New Master! Listen And Obey me Sword Of Crocea! *As he says the swords were glowing bright until they started to magnetically came together*

Jaune & Salem: HERE I COME

Jaune: Salem!

Salem: Jaune!

#jaune arc #rwby salem #Little mention of Sinbad from magi

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Weiss: Jacket, Flip Flops on a date? Terrible choice of an outfit for a date Xiao Long

Yang: Come on!, She told me to dress casually

Weiss: All that time in the closet, And still no fashion sense? I'm disappointed, even Whitley has a good fashion sense from the closet

Yang: Hey!💢

Weiss: I'm not sorry

#weiss schnee #yang xiao long

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Cinder: Hand on the Bible, God can strike me down if I'm lying

Jaune healing weiss from a wound that could cost her, her own life

Cinder: BUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS CHEATING!!!!!!

#jaune arc #weiss schnee #cinder fall

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Jaune: Weird......, No shouting from Nora today? Wait a minute it's 3 o clock I just need to wait in 3 2-

Nora Breaking the door to the living room: JAUNE JAUNE JAUNE!!!!! I FOUND THIS ALL YOU CAN EAT PANCAKE CARD IN YOUR ROOM CAN I HAVE IT?!?!!!

Jaune: Get out and fix the door Nora

Nora: But!, But the card thooooo!!!!!

Jaune: It's expired, now go fix the door

#jaune arc #nora valkyrie

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Makoto: Ok Sosuke, I'm just going to go downstairs to cook us something to eat, don't be rowdy ok?

4 yr Aizen: *Sigh* Ok father

Makoto: Good 😊 *goes downstairs*

4 yr Aizen: This world is interesting, No Hollows, No Shinigamis, No Quincy, Especially No Soul King. Finally a world where I am the one at the top of power, with the hogyoku in my hands I'll replace The soul king in this universe!-

Makoto: Aizen come down!, I cooked us some Burger Steak!

4 yr Aizen: Coming down father! *But first I need nutrition*

#Sosuke aizen #makoto naegi #danganronpa #Crossover #crack au #Bleach

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Baby Aizen: *Hmph, So this is my new body huh, after so many years in muken this is how I experience sunlight once more*

Makoto: Oh Sosuke!, Why are you outside your crib *Lifts him up* let's get you back there little man

Baby Aizen: *So this appears to be my father, he looks average enough*

Makoto: Hm?, Why are you glaring at me like that Sosuke?, You want milk already?

Baby Aizen: *Hmmm, I'll enjoy life here for now until I have enough strength to go back to soul society and continue my plans* Goo!

#makoto naegi #sosuke aizen #muken aizen #danganronpa #Bleach #Reincarnation did aizen fucking dirty #crack au

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Yang: Hey There Vomit Bo- WOAH!

Jaune brushing his teeth in his pajamas: Good morning yang. What is it?

Yang: Why is Jess hugging you like she's taped on?

Jaune: Oh that, She had a dream where I dumped her and now she won't let go

Jessica: *muffled* Don't go pleaseeeeeeeee

Yang: Ok then?, Welp see you at lunch I guess?

Jaune petting Jess head: yeah see you

#jaune arc #yang xiao long #jessica cruz

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Jaune: RGH!, Damn it! I dont have the will to fight on

Ghost Pyrrha appearing out of nowhere: I'll let you rest on my la-

Jaune: COME HERE CINDER, IM GON KILL YOU MYSELF!!!

#Arkos #Jaune arc #Pyrrha Nikos