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Daredevil Season 3, Episode 11: “Reunion”

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(Matt and Father Lantom are strolling down the road together)

Father Lantom: So Matt, do you ever have any doubts about the religious life?

(Matt looks around)

Father Lantom: Is your faith ever tested?

(Matt keeps looking around. Looking confused)

Father Lantom: Anything you've been worried about? Any doubts you've been having about aspects of belief? Anything like that?

Matt: Well you know the way God made us all, and he's looking down at us from heaven?

Father Lantom: Yeah...

Matt: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?

Father Lantom: Uh huh...

Matt: And when we die, we're all going to go to heaven?

Father Lantom: Yes. What about it?

Matt: Well that's the bit I have trouble with!

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marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

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Active group chat, starring Scottie, Stank, Eastwood, Natasha, Bucky, Capsicle, Hammer Time, Mrs. Kirk, Doc, Catman, Star Lord, and Tin Man

Scott (Scottie): Um… Colossus? Why is Wade here again?

Colossus (Tin Man): The X-Men are on assignment, and Wade would wreck the mansion otherwise.

Scottie: And the fact that there are multiple young children here, my daughter included?

Tin Man: He should be fairly tame around children.

Scottie: Why on earth is Peter saying “yeet”?

Gamora (Mrs. Kirk): Which one?

Tony (Stank): Is it Spidey?

Scottie: Yeah. Great, now Shuri is doing it too.

T'Challa (Catman): It is a meme. Wakanda nonsense is going on?

Scottie: … Um…

Bucky: lol.

Catman: Autocorrect.

Steve (Capsicle): Don’t you have a phone from Wakanda?

Catman: Stark convinced me to use this outdated device.

Scottie: That still doesn’t answer my question.

Bruce (Doc): Just let them. You’ll be fine.

Scottie: Tony, you think bug spray will hurt Peter?

Stank: Umm… Why?

Scottie: Wade dumped a can on him and he’s twitching.

Stank: After making sure he gets cleaned off, kick Wade’s ass for me.

Capsicle: Language.

Scottie: No offense, but weren’t you the one muttering “oh shit it’s Deadpool” when he arrived?

Capsicle: ….

Natasha: Need any help with dinner?

Scottie: I just ordered pizza. Hank’s paying.

Natasha: Tony’s treating us to Baskin Robbins.

Scottie: Lucky me, I get to babysit and not have to relive that hell.

Thor (Hammer Time): We have this under control. How fare thee, Man of Ants?

Scottie: What is sanity?

Hammer Time: This is so sad.

Scottie: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE FINISH THAT THOR I HAVE A DEADPOOL HERE BEGGING FOR THE MEMES TO END TOO.

Tin Man: I must agree with Wade.

Eastwood (Clint): How are the kids doing? Are they in bed yet?

Scottie: Yep. Both of them are asleep.

Eastwood: I HAVE THREE KIDS. DID YOU CHECK THE LAUNDRY ROOM?

Scottie: Wait, hold on. Right, I put Nathan in the crib.

Eastwood: You are SO lucky that you remembered that.

Eastwood: Scott?

Scottie: He fell asleep. Peter here.

Stank: Which one?

Scottie: Mr. Stark, why is your contact named “Stank”?

Stank: … FedEx. You doing okay?

Scottie: Yeah. After he put the younger kids to bed, he passed out on the floor of his daughter’s bedroom.

Tin Man: Is Wade causing trouble?

Scottie: Nope.

Scottie: This is Shuri. Wade sprayed Peter with peppermint oil, and he won’t get of the ceiling now.

Catman: What else is going on?

Quill (Star Lord): After spraying Peter, Wade started baking… Something. He wouldn’t let the rest of us in the kitchen, and Shuri just took apart my already broken Walkman.

Star Lord: Update, she fixed it! T'Challa, can your sister come to space with us on our next mission?

Catman: I think you will sorely regret that idea if you do.

Star Lord: Why?

Catman: She will take apart your ship just to see how it works, then film you testing her upgrades and looking like a fool.

Star Lord: Okay…

Stank: She did that to me last week.

Bucky: We’re all on our way to pick up everyone. Thanks for the help, Scott.

Scottie: I just woke up with a blanket on me, on the couch, brownie in my mouth. What happened?

Star Lord: Wade made the brownies, Peter and Shuri got you more comfortable. I’ve been helping give updates. By the way, why doesn’t Cassie know about She-Ra!?

Scottie: That was 80’s stuff.

Star Lord: Why is it that you refuse to let your daughter see something kickass about a female hero who fights for her home?

Scottie: And this is from the 80’s? Really?

Capsicle: Let me add that to my list…

Star Lord: AND METROID!

Natasha: Oh yeah…

Scottie: Okay, I see the spaceship.

Mrs. Kirk: Here to pick up Peter.

Star Lord: Thanks, Gamora.

Stank: Here for Peter.

Scottie: He’s ready to go, he just exchanged numbers with Shuri.

Catman: Is Shuri planning on going with the Guardians?

Scottie: She’s begging me to ask you.

Catman: Sure, she may.

Stank: Let Peter join too. It’s summer break.

Star Lord: Okay, we’ll pick up the other luggage.

Tin Man: I am here for Wade.

Stank: Huh. My suits can out altitude your jet, Colossus.

Tin Man: Apparently, Wade is tamer around children than I thought.

Eastwood: Here for my kids.

Scottie: Can’t we all just do a sleepover?

Eastwood:… Sure. Why not?

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Daredevil season 3 (October 19th)

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How many more spider people are there?

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Spider Man Into The Spider Verse (2018)

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SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)  

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Scott Summers in the X-Men Franchise

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Thor:[talking about a fairground on Earth] They have horse riding as well. I remember I did it last year. Well it wasn't really a horse, it was actually this ol' fella. He couldn't go very fast so I had to hit him with the whip a few times.

Loki: How old was he?

Thor: I'd say he was about 80.

Loki: And how long were you up on him?

Thor: About an hour?

Loki: So you were up on an 80-year-old man's back for 60 minutes, whipping him around the place. Do you realise that image will stay with me for the rest of my life?

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every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger

The Avengers

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Avengers: Infinity War

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(Foggy struggles to remember his prayers.)

Foggy: Our Father, who art in heaven...

Matt:(sternly) Hallowed.

Foggy: Hallowed be thy...

Matt: Name!

Foggy: Papa don't preach...

Matt: Foggy, you know you can praise God in other ways.

Foggy: Oh yeah, like that time you told me I could praise him just by leaving the room.

Matt: Yes, that was a good one all right.

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You didn’t come here looking for answers, you came here looking for permission.

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Scott Summers in X-Men: Dark Phoenix - Trailer

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Sophie Turner as Jean Grey/The Phoenix.

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When things go wrong it’s hard to see. It’s not just you, but also me.

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The God of thunder

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