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Can you do Salazzle x female :33

Although they likely expect their partner to be part of their harem, Salazzle that prefer women will likely prefer their partners to be authoritative and to be, at least according to Salazzle, somewhat insubordinate

Because of natural instincts and social pressure among Salazzle, they will almost never prefer an equal partner. If you find yourself in an equal relationship with a Salazzle, you should understand that, to them, it won’t be a real relationship, instead being something like a friends with benefits situation

Because of the social hierarchy among Salazzle, even solidly lesbian Salazzle will have male Salandit in their harem

Those that prefer women would use their pheromones quite a bit less, since they generally prefer more independent attitudes and would see overusing their pheromones as a way to stifle their harem’s independent streak. This means very little in relationship with a human, except that they would likely never take the effort to use enough pheromones to control them unless they saw it as absolutely necessary

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #salazzle #pokephilia #headcanons #female

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Can you tell us some headcannos for mienshao?

Like Mienfoo, they have a strong affiliation to their pack, although they tend to be among the strongest of said pack

Unlike Mienfoo, they’re much more willing to break off and do things on their own, since they’re usually strong enough that hunting and protecting themselves isn’t an issue. This means they’re more open to relationships outside their pack, although they may want to prevent such a relationship from getting too serious

Despite its usefulness in combat, their whip-like fur can make regular day to day tasks more difficult. Don’t hold it against them if you end up tangled up after cuddling

Often stereotyped as vain, Mienshao tend to be proud of their power and their evolution, but they’re extremely disciplined and retain many of the skills that make Mienfoo so good at working in packs

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #meinshao #pokephilia #headcanons

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Hey! Could I get some headcanons for Kantonian Raichu and Linoone with an autistic partner? Thanks in advance!

Raichu

Unfortunately, because of their tendency to be bossy, they can be the type who act like they know their partner better than they know themselves. If your Raichu partner hurts you because of this, usually by downplaying something you’re having problems with, be sure to let them know it.

They’re inherently social and the way their charge can affect their mood can give them an easy comparison for sensory overload. Whenever you feel overloaded, they’ll be happy to find a place to let you sit down and rest

On that note, provided they’re not overcharged, many autistic people who regularly interact with Raichu describe their fur as being great for stimming!

Reading a Raichu’s social cues can be very important to understanding them, so their charge based mood-swings can catch anyone bad at reading social cues off guard. It can be best to always ask them before cuddling or the like

Linoone

Their fur is strong and supple, absolutely perfect for stimming!

They’re often stereotyped as flighty and as having a short attention span because of their tendency to suddenly run off in the middle of something important, but the reality is this is just part of how their brain works and they’re likely to return and continue listening intently to their partner talk about their hyperfixation intently as soon as whatever they needed to do is done

This darting away without warning behavior is extremely prevalent. For instance, if their partner is experiencing sensory overload they might dart away suddenly, only to return with the perfect spot to rest and get away from all the overwhelming sensations in mind

If you have to deal with insomnia, they may interpret your difficulty falling asleep as a fear of something coming at you when you’re not looking. As a result, it’s very common for those with sleep issues to have their Linoone partner “keep watch” for them until they fall asleep (or until the Linoone drifts off)

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #raichu #linoone #pokephilia #headcanons #autism #i don't know much about autism #sorry

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Could you tell me some headcannos for hawlucha?

Warm, fluffy plumage and strong muscles make for a Pokemon that’s wonderful to cuddle!

They’re extremely energetic and it takes a lot to tire them out, but they’re patient with those with less energy

While usually as serious as most fighting types, their love of performing means that it’s not uncommon to find Hawlucha who love to joke around. Still, these Hawlucha usually love making jokes more than they love hearing them

They’re usually very patient and understanding, but they can get frustrated with partners who neither participate in nor enjoy their performances

They love to show off their plumage to their partners. They also love to show off their martial arts techniques, although it’s not uncommon for them to show them off by using them on said partner (albeit, they’ll tone down the damage to a level their partner can tolerate)

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #hawlucha #pokephilia #headcanons

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Hi! I've requested here before and I love your writing so imma request again: Could you write headcanons for Inteleon with a partner who likes to perform? Whether it be with a choir or in theater or dance, etc.

They’re likely to make an attempt to learn about whatever tends to perform so they can better understand the nuances of the performance. They’ll quickly be able to communicate intelligently about their partner’s performance and give surprisingly good and nuanced feedback

They would try to make it to all of their partner’s performances that they can; they want it to be clear they support you 100%! This even goes for partners whose performances are in areas they just can’t bring themselves to enjoy

The downside to this is that they’re horrible when it comes to partners who suffer from performance anxiety. Nobody wants to hear about how flat their singing was after a stressful performance

While they certainly would never want to ruin your performance, they aren’t above occasionally messing with it to see your cute reactions (and see what clever solution you come up with)

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #inteleon #pokephilia #headcanons #performing #I'm pretty sure i've written more about Inteleon than gamefreak themselves at this point

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I love your blog! Could you please do some for my bois Chandelure and Honchkrow? <3

Chendelure has been covered here!

Honchkrow

A notoriously bossy and particular Pokemon, Honchrow will loathe to do the hard work themselves

Their partners will find themselves treated well, thanks to their Murkrow goons. It’s not uncommon for Honchkrow to try to enter a sort of sugar daddy relationship with those they like

Honchkrow love to spoil their partners as much as possible, especially when it comes to gifts

They seem to enjoy any gift their partner gives them and will use it and show it off as much as possible. It’s special because you are special!

That being said, they take betrayal infamously poorly. As a result, they often have some of the messiest breakups of any Pokemon

Even the nicest of Honchkrow can be quite mean to their subordinates, which can be somewhat off-putting. While this behavior exists to control Murkrow (where it can be quite effective,) with most humans and other Pokemon this strategy often blows up in Honchkrow’s face spectacularly

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #honchkrow #pokephilia #headcanons

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What about dating headcanons for Cofagrigus, Dhelmise, Aegislash, and Trevenant?

Cofagrigus and Dhelmise can be found here

Aegislash can be found here

Trevenant

Whether it’s a forest or a city, they tend to be extremely close to and protective of their local community, and they don’t take kindly to those who threaten it

Since they have a natural connection to trees, they particularly dislike individuals who attempt to cut down trees around their home. Trevenant almost never get along with lumberjacks

They are exceptionally caring towards those they are close to, and their partner will likely see their loving and gentle side constantly

If your relationship is with a wild Trevenant, be prepared for the people around you to have a hard time accepting said relationship: because of their protectiveness towards their forest and the tendency for humans to threaten natural ecosystems, wild Trevenant get a bad rap among humans

Although, outside of myths, the reason is unknown, Trevenant are especially harsh on those who mistreat or abandon their children and will quickly adopt any child left alone. This is especially odd since it seems extremely rare for Trevenant to take care of their own children, usually leaving Phantump to their own devices

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #trevenant #pokephilia #headcanons

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Could you do the galarian birds with a ticklish partner ssjdhdbdbdb I'm sorry ONE MORE AND THEN I'M DONE

Articuno

Instead of letting their partner ride on their back, Galarian Articuno prefer to allow their partners to fly alongside them using telekinesis. As a result, a ticklish partner won’t have to worry about being tickled by their feather while flying

They tend to see their partner’s ticklishness as reflecting poorly on themselves, so they’re not likely to take advantage of it

If your ticklishness causes you to laugh in public, be prepared to endure one of Articuno’s infamous glares

Still, they definitely understand that it’s not their partner’s fault that they’re ticklish, so they won’t hold it against their partner as long as they can control it somewhat

Zapdos

Not interested in tickling their partner, they’re far too serious for that

However, if their partner likes to be tickled, they’ll let them indulge on occasion

Don’t try to tickle them, however, since they’re not very ticklish and, on the off chance you succeed, they’re likely to instinctively take it as some sort of sneak attack and retaliate violently

If you want to ride on Zapdos’s back you better get used to holding back your giggles, since Galarian Zapdos refuse to wear a saddle (it might restrict combat effectiveness!)

They don’t mind if you giggle a bit while cuddling their feathers, honestly, sometimes it’s just nice to hear you laugh

Moltres

Absolutely brutal when tickling, to the point that some of their partners have claimed to pass out because of their tickle fights

Even worse, getting revenge is extremely difficult, since not only are all legendary birds non-ticklish but Galarian Moltres’s flames are too dangerous to touch, making the prolonged contact required for tickling somewhat risky

Still, they don’t want to actually harm their partner, so if they’re made aware of how uncomfortable over tickling is as well as some of the legitimate dangers of being tickled for so long can have they might tone it down a little (although not enough to be bearable)

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #galarian articuno #galarian zapdos #galarian moltres #articuno #zapdos #moltres #galarian form #pokephilia #headcanons #tickling #ticklish partner

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How physically affectionate is Lunala? Touch is my love language so I would love to know how Lunala would go about kissing or hugging or cuddling with or tickling or anything physical touch related if you can! I adore this blog and I adore my beautiful moon bat baby

As with most large Pokemon, the size difference can make physical affection somewhat difficult

Although they’re not physically affectionate themselves, they tend to appreciate physically affectionate partners

They’re very protective by nature, so don’t be surprised if they use your cuddling as a chance to check if you’re okay

Lunala feels very odd to the touch, almost like cold glass. People who’ve touched Lunala often feel like they’re being sucked into the void (although, obviously, that never actually happens)

They do enjoy hugging their partner, wrapping them in their wings. A partner wrapped up in their wings gets to see the wonder and beauty of the night sky in a way that seems almost impossible

Their head and mouth are just small enough to make kissing reasonable (although their tongue might take up most of a human’s mouth)

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #lunala #pokephilia #headcanons #kisses #cuddling #affection

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I was reading your Arbok post and got a really cute idea! Could you do headcanons with Serperior and Arbok cuddling with their partner and giving them snek kisses (you know how snake tongues are) and their partner gets all giggly bc it tickles but they aren't like pulling away bc they like it? Idk how you would title a post like that but yeah something like that! Okay I done now

Serperior

Tongue kisses with Serperior may be rare, since their serious and self-important demeanor means they dislike it when their partner seems to not take their affection seriously

With a Serperior, it can be best to try to keep a straight face even when their kisses tickle, since they appreciate partners who take them seriously (it shows their partner understands how great the Serpeior is)

Still, it’s not like they don’t understand you don’t mean it, and it’s not like they completely dislike that about you…

They do like it when you laugh, however, and if your superior is the type to enjoy tickling, then their tongue is absolutely the perfect tool for the job

Arbok

Arbok are usually very affectionate, so they’ll hear their partner giggle from their kisses over and over again

In fact, pulling away from Arbok during their kisses is a great way to frustrate them, since they don’t like their affection being rejected, so partners that end up out of breath from their kisses might have a tough time

They tend to enjoy role playing a predator/prey dynamic with their partner, which usually involves lots of kisses and play biting. If you find yourself the prey in this dynamic (which is very likely) be prepared to giggle a lot

They often like it that a ticklish partner is so easy to make laugh, it takes a lot of pressure off them. The down side is if a giggly/ticklish partner doesn’t laugh at a joke Arbok is especially proud of, they might hold one of their infamous grudges

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #serperior #arbok #pokephilia #headcanons #kisses

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could u do Inteleon Scizor and Blaziken (all female) with a girlfriend? am gay

Inteleon

While they can be naturally secretive because of their composed, somewhat manipulative nature, female Inteleon are great at keeping up with who’s doing what and why, making them perfect gossip mongers

That being said, because they’re so secretive and clever, there is no one safer to trust a secret with

They eat twice as much as males and, as a result, are somewhat bigger (and, often, somewhat stronger)

While all Inteleon like to tease their partners, for some reason they tend not to work quite as hard at teasing women, so if you’re the kind of person who gets frustrated or flustered easily by teasing you can rest assured that you’ll have a bit of a break on occasion

There’s an odd stereotype that lesbian Inteleon are more personable than other Inteleon. While it might be confirmation bias, bisexual women who have dated both male and female Inteleon seem to usually confirm said stereotype

Scizor

Not many female Scizor are “feminine” in the traditional sense, even when it comes to ideas of gender among Scizor. As a result, it’s common for lesbian Scizor to look up to their partner as an icon of femininity

This isn’t to say all lesbian Scizor prefer femme partners, but those who prefer less typically feminine partners are more likely to look among other Scizor

They’re likely to present themselves as butch since they tend to believe it’s simply easier to present themselves in that role then be true to whoever they really are (not to say that there aren’t butch Scizor, but that’s not usually why they take the role)

Scizor need to eat more than most bug-types to maintain their warm blood temperature. Since pretty much all bug-types love sweets, you can expect your Scizor partner to love nothing more than sharing a dessert with you

Blaziken

Female Blaziken tend to produce less soot than males, so cleaning up after cuddling tends to be less big a deal

They tend to shed less often than males, which leads to less of a mess, but can sometimes cause their feathers to feel dirty and uncomfortable

Lesbian Blaziken that buy into the human stereotype that women are weaker than men might try to convince their partners to train with them more often, to help them make up the perceived difference. They see physical strength as something everyone should strive for and might feel that a natural disadvantage should be compensated for

Communication through combat is a very common idea among fighting types, so always remember to be willing to spar with your fighting type partner occasionally. Failing to allow your Blaziken partner to fight with you might deprive them of some key ways to express how much they love you, which can be exceedingly frustrating to them

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #inteleon #scizor #blaziken #pokephilia #headcanons #female #f/f #wlw

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I don't know if you've done it before or not but, Leavanny?

Natural tailors, they love making clothes for their friends and loved ones. Despite being made from leaves, their clothes usually manage to be both comfortable and fashionable

They’re naturally motherly and they usually will happily volunteer to look after other people’s children while they’re busy

Don’t be surprised if your Leavanny partner spends a lot of time fussing over you, it’s only natural for them to worry over those they care about

Their arms are sharp to the touch, but they’re naturally careful enough that even sleeping together probably won’t be a problem. Despite having blades for arms, they’re surprisingly dexterous

When relaxed with someone they truly love, their antenna vibrate, producing a cute chittering sound (often called a purr). This is a Leavanny’s way of saying “I love you from the bottom of my heart”

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #leavanny #pokephilia #headcanons

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Can have vanillite muk and jumpluff headcanons

Vanillite

While they need to sleep buried in snow, partners in snowless areas don’t have to worry! They can make their own

Their partners do, however, have to get used to sleeping adjacent to a bunch of ice-cold snow (and an ice-cold Vanillite on top of that)

While they can survive most hot climates, they tend to get weaker the longer they’re in the heat. Please ensure that at least parts of your home has powerful, wintry air conditioning to help them get their strength back

Due to their icy makeup, they need to wash in snow, since overexposure to water can cause parts of them to melt and sand baths just causes sand to get stuck all over them

Muk

While the vast majority of people loathe their garbage-like smell, there are a select few that seem to find their scent pleasant. If you’re not part of that select few, then you better get ready to learn how to tolerate bad smells, since conventional cleaning is unhealthy for Muk

Individuals who are regularly in contact with Muk have to take many precautions, from wearing special anti-waste gloves to touch them to taking powerful anti-toxins to counteract their powerful poison to even avoiding certain foods that can potentially exacerbate certain poisons in Muk’s body. Still, as long as both you and your Muk partner are careful and are sure to keep up to date on the latest preventative measures, you can be intimate and even kiss while avoiding the worst of the potential consequences

Living with a Muk can be complicated, since their partner has to strike a balance on what’s healthy for Muk and what’s healthy for their partner

While cuddling is possible as long as serious measures are taken and there is some degree of vigilance, sleeping in the same bed is, unfortunately, impossible

People who can get past both the laundry list of preventative measures and the disgusting stench find Muk to be extremely affectionate partners who love nothing more than being intimate with someone they care about

Jumpluff

Due to their ability to ride on the wind, most Jumpluff are well-traveled. They can travel so efficiently that in the space of one day they might encircle the globe

They almost never romance other Jumpluff, instead they use the wind to carry their spores to have offspring with others of their kind

Their enthusiastic, carefree personality tends to win many hearts, but because of it, they almost never take their relationships seriously

Expect a Jumpluff partner to act as a sort of fluffy cheerleader, happy to reassure their partner of how great they are and how much they love them whenever they feel down

Even among grass Pokemon, they adore sunlight. Expect them to eagerly push their partner into dating on boiling hot days because of the wonderful sunlight they get to bathe in

#Pokemon #pokemon x reader #vanillite #muk #jumpluff #pokephilia #headcanons

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Hey! I was reading your old asks and saw that you mentioned that gay Gurdurr tend to be agressive with their advances. Could you maybe expand on that? Thanks!

Most of the ways a straight Gurdurr would flirt with the opposite gender are things they do with their own gender regularly

When these natural flirting behaviors are instead used in a same-gender context, they can be hard to pick up, even when both parties feel the same way. As a result, gay Gurdurr tend to need to be aggressive to get their point across, otherwise it’ll just look like they’re being friendly

This tendency carries over even when they’re trying to court a different species using their courting mechanisms, since they need to feel certain that you know they’re inviting you to dinner because they like you, not because they’re your friend

Combine all of this with natural competitive tendencies between males, and you have a Pokemon that can be stupidly aggressive with their romance

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #gurdurr #pokephilia #headcanons #the real reason is that i was tired and couldn't think of anything else to make that post specifically gay

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Requests Closed

We’ve hit 60 requests, which is a lot

I’ll be closing requests for a bit, which I should have admittedly done a while ago

Thanks everyone!

(Also, I don’t have time to do a proper post today. Sorry.)

#administrative #thanks for all the support

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Could I ask for Salamence headcanons with a partner who also loves to fly?

Does the partner love flying so much that they will want to spend several hours every day soaring through the air? Because that’s exactly what will happen

Seriously, a partner who loves flying will get more than their fill with Salamence, who just can’t help but show them the wonders of the sky every day until they’re exhausted

Salamance will likely also encourage such a partner to learn to fly using a small personal aircraft, since they want to show them how much fun flying freely under their own power can be. Not that they won’t enjoy flying with their partner and will absolutely understand if their partner can’t or won’t get their own personal aircraft

They won’t just spend hours upon hours flying, they’ll also enthusiastically talk with their partner about the flight they just had and the flight they intend on taking tomorrow

Seriously, it can be hard to compete with a Salamence for love of flying, even one who, by Salamence standards, only loves it a little. Any partner who manages to match their Salamence’s love of flight will find themselves with an overjoyed partner who is always happy to give them every little bit of flying their heart desires

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #salamence #pokephilia #headcanons #flight

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Has Latias and Cresselia been done yet?

Latias

They don’t respond well to aggression, as such, they need a calm partner who almost never gets angry

They tend to be confident, cheerful, and playful, but, despite their intelligence, they can be quite forgetful

Unlike Latios and most other Pokemon with illusory powers, their powers of illusion comes from an innate ability to manipulate light

Latias showing off for their partner will likely create illusory patterns that show off their skill in manipulating light

They’re an empathic Pokemon, so they’re likely to help their partners get over a bad mood before their partners are even aware of it

Cresselia

If you fall asleep while cuddling with them, you’re sure to have some of the best dreams you’ve had in your life

In fact, the dreams they cause are so joyful that they can be addictive, meaning they have to keep a close eye on their partners for signs of becoming too dependent on Cresselia

Fortunately, they don’t need to sleep themselves, so they can simply refuse to cuddle with their partner in bed if they’re concerned over their partner becoming addicted

For reasons unknown even to themselves, they enjoy spending long hours staring at the moon

Although they’re quite personable and friendly, they sometimes become overly serious for no apparent reason. When this happens, it can be hard to get them to laugh or smile like usual, even if they’re having a great time

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #latias #cresselia #pokephilia #headcanons