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qtenthusiasm · 7 days
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donghyuck, banging a pen on a table: this is so annoying!
mark: stop that. how would you feel if i banged you on that table?
donghyuck:
donghyuck: i don't know the correct answer to that question.
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qtenthusiasm · 13 days
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mark: as top in this relationship, i think we should-
donghyuck: i can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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qtenthusiasm · 18 days
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donghyuck: do you remember that time mark made a romantic dinner for me?
jisung: he microwaved pizza for himself and you stole it.
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qtenthusiasm · 24 days
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donghyuck: to be honest, i would die for you.
mark: you said you would die for a potato chip the other day so don't think i'm feeling special because of that.
donghyuck: then i would kill for you.
mark: you’d kill anyone anyway.
donghyuck: right.
donghyuck: then.. then i would live for you.
mark:
mark: oh shit.
donghyuck: yeah..
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qtenthusiasm · 26 days
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mark: h—
donghyuck: bro what if we kissed but like as an april fools
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qtenthusiasm · 29 days
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speed dating
mark: wow, people are really shallow with their questions.
donghyuck: consider it a background check. for example, do you have a death certificate?
mark, checking his pulse: sorry, not yet.
donghyuck: good, i'm not fucking a ghost again.
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qtenthusiasm · 1 month
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mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
donghyuck: yes.
mark: okay.. may i know what you create?
donghyuck: problems.
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qtenthusiasm · 1 month
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donghyuck: heh, you sneeze like a girl.
mark: how about i pound you like a boy?
mark:
mark: that didn't come out right.
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qtenthusiasm · 2 months
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renjun: i sleep with a gun under my pillow.
jaemin: i sleep with a knife.
mark: both of you are pathetic.
jaemin: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?
mark: donghyuck. ultimate weapon.
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qtenthusiasm · 2 months
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mark: are you mad at me?
donghyuck: no.
mark: so sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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qtenthusiasm · 2 months
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donghyuck, with a headache: advil me up, daddy.
mark: i will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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qtenthusiasm · 2 months
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donghyuck: i slept for almost 12 hours but i might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case
mark: donghyuck, that's a coma.
donghyuck: sounds festive.
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qtenthusiasm · 2 months
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donghyuck: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
mark: you mean literally or figuratively?
donghyuck: honestly, the fact that i have to specify...
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qtenthusiasm · 3 months
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donghyuck, watching the news: someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
mark, walking in covered in ink: well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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qtenthusiasm · 3 months
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mark, tending to donghyuck's wounds: how would you rate your pain?
donghyuck: zero stars. would not recommend.
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qtenthusiasm · 3 months
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donghyuck: okay. i get it. you've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
mark: twelve, actually.
donghyuck: not the point. look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
mark: yours!
donghyuck: that's right, no one's.
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qtenthusiasm · 3 months
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mark: can you please be serious for five minutes?
donghyuck: my record is four, but i think i can do it.
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