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Brooklyn 99 angsty fic where Rosa has been missing for years before she shows up on Jake’s doorstep, bleeding

#archive of our own #fanfic #brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz #jake peralta #amy santiago #raymond holt

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•Normalize Fanart for Fanfics Again You Fools•

It's not cringe anymore (it SHOULDN'T be cringe anymore), just do it. You're doing something you enjoy, who cares what anybody else says! So spread the words my fellow internet brethren.

Spread the Word :)

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I’m writing a Brooklyn 99 fic, and I would like some input.

It’s in the future, and Jake and Amy have a second child, a daughter, and since their son is named Maclean, Jake gave Amy uncontested authority over their daughters name

Does anyone know any female historical figures who did something like invent filing or folder tabs or something?

#fanfic #jake peralta #amy santiago #jake and amy #brooklyn 99 #Jake peralta X Amy Santiago

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#dr. pepper

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reblog if fanfic writing has been a source of happiness for you and has helped with your mental health

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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sometimes it actually makes me so sad that people seem to have forgotten Mystery Men

Apparently it only has like a sixty-something on rotten tomatoes?? HOW? That flick is goddamn hilarious 

Also all the costumes and sets are incredible, which I didn’t even realize when watching it as a kid bc our DVD wasn’t very high def but now that we have a better quality copy hot damn

Fuckin. Janeane Garofalo. Eddie Izzard. William H Macy, Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria, Tom Waits, Paul Reubens, Kel Mitchell, Geoffrey Rush, Greg Kinnear?  All in top form???

Superhero decon/reconstruction, before that was a Big Thing, with a bunch of wannabe heroes who are shitty at it and a popular and successful hero who wears the patches of his various corporate sponsors on his super-suit and intentionally lets a super-villain out of the asylum so he has someone to fight to keep his deals? 

the guy whose superpower is that he gets really mad, but it doesn’t give him super strength or anything, he just gets really mad?

I love this goddamn movie you guys

#showed my roomate it last night #forgot how great it was #like unironically #it slaps

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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Reblog if you are absolutely not cool with AI scraping your blog

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Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

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Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

If you have any fun fact about New York City, please tell us and I'll reblog it!

Be respectful in your comments. You can criticize a government without offending its people.

#new yorkers #good and bad #tough #loud #kind but not necessarily nice #and #eh I’m walking here

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I was reading a fascinating post about the history and current situations with contracting in f1, that included the history of basically every racer currently active, and then I closed all my apps and lost and now can’t find it, does matin know what I’m talking about?

#f1 #formula 1 #formula 1 racing

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Ted: To be a good coach, you have to work through your emotions and learn to accept them. Nate, access and share with us your most painful memory.

Nate: *closes his eyes* I’m… I’m on the playground… stop taunting me! *gasping and starting to cry* I just want to go on the swings!

Beard, nodding somberly: Early childhood is a treasure trove of pain.

Nate: That happened this morning.

#most in character thing I’ve seen in a while #honestly would be a perfect cold open #I can hear it

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nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

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This is just you’ve got mail (1995)/the play the shop around the corner

world needs more online lovesquare AUs. like no-miraculous AUs where Ladybug and Chat Noir are their online personas and they're dating on discord or something. met in a gaming discord or something and clicked. marinette being just generally wary/cautious of giving out personal information online and adrien obviously has reasons to not use his real name (he's a celebrity irl and wants people to treat him like a peer). or even AUs where Ladybug and Chat Noir ARE still superheroes and they're just ALSO dating on discord SEPARATELY as a FIFTH lovesquare side and---

#miraculous ladybug #love square #ladybug and chat noir #you’ve got mail

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my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone

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Fire emblem choose your legends is going, and I know I’m gonna end up bailing to the more popular pic as soon we see the full rankings, like every year, so I’m just gonna say t

I’m voting Hubert until I learn that Bernie is ahead of him, and then vote her exclusively

#fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #fire emblem three houses #hubert von vestra #bernadetta von varley