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this has no effect on me because i don’t know what consideration is so there

my best friend, literally after completing our last contract law assignment ever: you know, i have no idea what consideration is in contract law

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this has never once been a problem in our entire year of law school so i think it’s not that important to know what consideration is anyways

my best friend, literally after completing our last contract law assignment ever: you know, i have no idea what consideration is in contract law

#i can still do my work #and no one’s ever caught on #there’s a lot of things in this degree i don’t know about i’m very good at bullshitting #don’t trust your lawyers

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if you have adhd you can shoot lasers from your eyes

#person #nd

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it has been four days. i have created not one, but two (2) shareable google docs to help my fellow undergraduates settle into university. i’m in charge of group chats. i have set up an organisational tool (notion) and i’m sticking to it. i willingly woke up at seven in the morning and had breakfast.

sorcery.

if you want to know the type of person i am i have decided to fix my life and my plan is “become lan wangji”.

#lwj #lan wangji #mdzs #personal #i don’t know what’s happening to me #i didn’t think it would work this well #my friends don’t even recognise me anymore #this shit works

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✰ ✰ ☾ ✰ ✰

#PRETTY #mona megistus #personal #pictures #genshin

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Mawi em a

#i know it's not nigeria but it's so nostalgic #the okada on the roads #not adhering to any traffic law #the red and blue almost neon lights #yellow buildings in desperate need of repainting #personal #rambles #pictures

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#van gogh #quotes #i fucking hate being bored

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THE INCOMPLETE WORKS OF OSAMU DAZAI

DOWNLOAD OR VIEW ONLINE - updated: 2017.01.30

Link is always up to date - Check source for updated inventory 

CONTAINS:

A Letter to Kawabata Yasanuri 

A Promise Fullfilled (Fulfilment of a Vow) 

A Snowy Night’s Tale (One Snowy Night) 

Angst Journal (Diary of Distress) 

Butterflies

Cherries

Diary of Distress (Angst Journal)

Down With Decadence

Fallen Flowers 

Female 

Fulfilment of a Vow (A Promise Fullfilled) 

I Can Speak 

Lies 

Morning 

Mother 

No Kidding 

No Longer Human 

One Snowy Night (A Snowy Night’s Tale) 

Schoolgirl 

Seascape with Figures in Gold 

Tanabata 

The Father 

The Joy of Novels 

The Lady of Banquets 

The Sea

The Setting Sun 

Villon’s Wife [2016.12.12]

Waiting

ALSO CONTAINS:

Chronology of Dazai’s Life and Works 

Pages 34-35 from The Osamu Saga 

Collected excerpts and quotes

Various photos and images  [2017.01.30]

w(o・∀・o)ノﾞ ｡.:*・ﾞ♪♫♡♪♫・ﾞﾞ・*:.｡

#irl dazai osamu

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“Someone put a live snake in my mailbox. Outrageous. Must be the work of someone mocking unpopular writers who check their mailboxes twenty times a day. Out of whack now, spent the whole day in bed.”

—

Dazai Osamu, “Diary of Distress”

#the drama #the flair #the exaggeration #this is bsd dazai #i can see it so clearly #it was chuuya #bc ofc it was #irl dazai quotes #irl dazai osamu

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domestic aizawa grading homework

#bnha #aizawa #dadzaiwa #every time it just comes back to him doesn't it #i hate him (no i dont)

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growing up is realizing it really IS because you're on that damn phone all the time

#its so sad #im actively working on reducing my screentime and its like huh #i DONT need to be on twitter all the time #i DONT need to be on tiktok all the time #my screen time for last week was 3 hours? #the parents were right yall

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I hate you subscription software I hate you proprietary file formats I hate you planned obsolescence I hate you paywalls I hate you premium memberships I hate you 5000 different subscriptions for the same service

#fuck spending money in this economy

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the vocation of each writer is to describe the world as he or she sees it; anything more than that is advertising.

-hanif kureishi

#personal #writing #writing quotes #endeavouring to apply this knowledge as i write more #people have told me that they like my writing #and that’s enough for me

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mentally this is what writing feels like

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#personal #i am so in awe of this video #it went zero to hundred really fucking fast

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if you want to know the type of person i am i have decided to fix my life and my plan is “become lan wangji”.

#personal #rambles #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #lan zhan #lwj #it is surprisingly effective #but i now appreciate him more #man is honestly superhuman #i don’t know how he’s done it all his life

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LMFAO U LIKED EVERY SONG U LISTENED TO????

-from the Top™

this is so damn old but YES I FUCKING DID it's so embarrassing now I gotta go through my liked and unlike the ones I hate.

#personal #rambles

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promare is really fucking gay in spanish (and i love it)

aka you'd think the whole "te amo" and "y yo a ti, cas" thing is an isolated incident but no

okay so. i rewatched promare last night in latin american dub, mainly because i wanted to know if i remembered the dub gayer than it actually was (spoiler: it was even gayer. somehow).

then, i decided to make a post about it, jotted down all the dialogues that caught my attention and did some side to side comparisons to the english transcript i found here and this is the final result. enjoy!

galo makes a lot of references and sometimes speaks in a parody of many accents (such as mexican, chilean and argentinian), and the burning rescue team call him out every time he does

the energy before galo arrests meis and gueira is very much "galo no" "galo YES" but they tell him not to be "necio" (a fool)

instead of meis and gueira saying "is that it? you're all talk, fireboy" when they surround galo, they call him "bomberito" (kinda like fireboy, but more like "little firefighter") and ask him if he's run out of water while laughing

during galo's explanation of the matoi tech, he says "¡prepárense para un huracán educativo!" (prepare for an educational hurricane!) and starts talking with asian-ish accent

in spanish dubs they usually censor curse words (translating "fuck" as "maldición/damn", for example), which is why i was surprised to hear galo almost say "no seas mamón" (don't be a sucker) and "pedazo de mierda" (piece of shit)

once lio's face is revealed, galo calls him "niño albino" (albino kid)

he also introduces himself as "¡el bombero más guapetón y con el corazón más ardiente!" (the handsomest fireman with the most blazing heart!)

after lio's arrest, burning rescue asks baris to hit galo harder in the head to see if it could knock the stupid out of him (lol)

gueira almost said "hijos de puta" (translated as "motherfuckers", but more like a plural for "son of a bitch")

during the ice skating scene between aina and galo, instead of "you're working hard too, you're you, aina" galo says "ella no es la única especial" (she's not the only special one) while looking at her, implying she's also special

galo deadass asks lio if the burnish eat lava instead of food

after galo breaks out of jail (?) and reunites with burning rescue to help lio, lucia and baris talk behind his back saying that his plan was absolute shit

in lio de galon's introduction, galo ends it with a sailor moon reference: "¡y los castigaremos en el nombre de la luna!" (in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!) only to be interrupted by lio reprimanding him. he then replaces "moon" for "earth" ("ay bueno ya, ¡de la tierra!")

after this, lio asks him why he changed the robot's name ("¿por qué cambiaste el nombre del robot?") and galo says that he didn't like it and lio de galon sounded more imposing, guay (cool, in spain) and chévere (cool, in venezuela/colombia)

galo at some point makes a street fighter reference by yelling "shoryuken!"

in the battle against krazor x, galo says with a spanish accent: "vaya pudiste detener el fuego de lio de galon. el krazor x es impresionante, ¡pero no es nada contra mi puño de dragón!" (wow, you could stop lio de galon's flames. the krazor x is amazing, but it's nothing against my dragon fist!) (then again, the shoryuken)

after that, galo whines about his matoi and lio asks him "¿tu matoi? ¿te refieres al disfraz de metal de la otra vez?" (your matoi? you mean the metal costume from the other time?)

galo, of course, complains and says it's not a costume and explains the symbolism of it: "¡no es un disfraz! ¡es el legado de los bomberos legendarios!" (it's not a costume! it's the legacy of the legendary firemen!)

and lio is like, "¿quieres una lanza? puede usar la mía" (do you want a spear? you can use mine), and makes the matoi for galo. in the original, lio only says "right, like this?". it would take next to nothing to make a dick joke about this part

lio calls galo "imbécil" (moron), "idiota" (idiot) and "estúpido" (stupid) whenever he gets the chance

when aina finds galo after lio gets abducted by foresight, he deadass says "lio me protegió con su fuego" (lio protected me with his fire) and when fighting foresight, he says "¡no puedes matarme, porque el fuego de lio me está protegiendo! tu llama ya no es una amenaza para mí!" (you can't kill me, because lio's fire is protecting me! your fire is no longer a threat to me!)

during the kiss of life scene, lio says galo's name very, very softly. and instead of "you made it, lio", galo says "te dije que te salvaría" (i told you i'd save you)

once he's more awake, lio says "me devolviste el fuego con tu boca" (you returned my fire with your mouth). imagine my surprise when in the original he only says "did you save me?"

then galo goes on the ramble(tm): "¿¡me estabas viendo?! ¿cómo te atreves a engañarme? ¡por eso mejor te hacía tragar un fósforo de mierda! ¡Aurgh, the voy a matar! ¿¿Qué pensarán mis fans ahora??" (you were watching me?? how dare you to trick me?? i should've let you swallow a shitty match! i'm gonna kill you!! what will my fans think now??)

lio answers with "pensarán que eres el héroe que salvó al planeta" (they'll think you're the hero that saved the planet) instead of the whole "burn the earth to the ground" bit

my little brother said that lio basically does the genki-dama after this and he was right, so i thought i'd share it

in the dialogue after galo de lion's introduction, instead of "i'll put you out with my burning soul", lio says "¡juntos somos el dragón de la justicia!" (together we are the dragon of justice!) then again, it's sort of a follow-up to the shoryuken gag

at the final part, galo tells lio "tranquilo, si alguien te molesta lo pondré en su lugar" (don't worry, if someone bothers you, i'll put them in their place)

then lio says "de verdad que eres un bombero idiota" (you really are an idiot firefighter) and galo says "no señor! soy EL bombero idiota! y te lo debo a ti, compañero..." (no sir! i am THE idiot firefighter! and i owe it all to you, partner...) and they fist bump. in the original, galo only says "yeah. the universe's no. 1 firefighting idiot!" which is,,

i,,, love this dub so fucking much.

#promare #galolio