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#lance stroll #the lancey strolley era starts here #chinese gp

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That's na incredible concept haha 😍

You know the little stamps parents get for their kids that have their emergency contacts on when they go to Disney land and stuff??

Lance has 3. One with his contacts, one with nandos and the ultimate back up of one with marks. Before every night out lance gets and and all nuggets and grand nuggs to line up and stamps them so their dominant forearm is just a phone book where the first line reads "if I need help please phone in order:"

Lance has tested the water proofing of this multiple times (he got Carlos to go for a swim then tested diffrent drinks incase the alcohol removed it) the "✨magic✨" remover (micellar water but don't tell the nugs) isn't aloud to leave the house/flat they staying in.

-🦚

Okay, now I just imagine them at the gates to Disneyland, Lance lining everyone up (including Fernando) and getting out his stamps.

There's like 15 lines of text on the stamp and Lando and Oscar love them but when he tries to put one on Carlos, the guy threatens to deck him. Okay, well, Carlos can handle himself. Fernando is giddy excited to get his, but Lance just stares at him stone cold as he stamps his arm with a different one and it says:

"If lost, do not return."

and he fights back tears trying to rub it off but it won't lift. Lance then shoos them off and beelines straight to the first restaurant he sees to order drinks. He puts his phone on silent and enjoys a day of boozing alone in peace.

When the four Alonsos inevitably all get locked up by the park security, they try calling the numbers on their arms. It's not as funny to them as it is to the four when Fernando's phone starts ringing in his pocket and he asks if they can take off his cuffs so he can answer it.

Later in Australia, Mark is woken up at 3am with the employees bombarding him with calls to come and pick them up. How the fuck is he supposed to come pick them up from Australia? Not funny to the park security either.

They all get a lifetime ban into any Disney establishment and Lance is dragged out the park by his ankles while still holding onto a tequila daisy.

#nando and his mcnuggets #fernando alonso fluff #fernando alonso #lance stroll #lance stroll fluff #fernando alonso x lance stroll

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Im just feeling a certain way rn

#writers #writing #writing memes

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So I was scrolling through pinterest in search of some fun references and stumbled upon those

Immediately thought about Fernando and Reader from The Mystery of Love xD

I think those who read it will know who's who in some cases haha

+ Fernando's reaction to Klaus calling him dad for the first time (he most definitely cried when Benny called him dad too, maybe even more, but this is another level haha)

(Also- I suck at finding sources 🤡 I'm sorry....)

#The Mystery of Love #I find those funny okay #f1 #f1 fanfiction #fanfiction

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😔

#writing memes #writing

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#tru #ina11 #inazuma eleven

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little otter goes for a swim !!!

#tru #oscar piastri

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does anyone know some good, slow (but not too slow) burn, fluff with maybe a little bit of smut, mini series/series with Daryl x reader??? Im carving for some TwT

#TWD #twd #the walking dead #daryl dixon #daryl dixion imagine #daryl dixion x reader #daryl dixon fluff #daryl dixon fanfiction #twd daryl

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me rn

Me writing a scene with two or more people of the same gender and trying not to get the readers confused, while also trying not to overuse the characters' names or epithets

#writing memes #writing #writer #it's so hard

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#writers #writing #tru

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Not even in the middle of first part and my brain is already by the end of third....

Me: Okay, Brain. Think about what happens next in this chapter.

Brain: *Skips three chapters ahead*

Me: No, no. This one, this chapter, the one we are writing right now.

Brain:.......*47 scenes forward*

Me: NO

#writing #writer

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Guys, if Lance doesn’t cut his hair we are approaching Racing Point levels of length.

Hide the scissors, I’m not kidding.

#lance stroll #ls18

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OMG THAT IS SO CUUUUTE TwT

This is legitimately the cutest thing I have ever seen and I have never more wanted to be a little woodland creature being fed and patted on the nose by lance stroll

#lance stroll #ls18 #cute animals #cute #cute guy

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i need the 1000 boops badge... reblog if i can boop you 1000 times

#boop me

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LOVE THIS <3

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER! 🏎️🏁 F1 x Mario Kart to get hype for Suzuka race week! Who's your favorite choice?

Static version to see all the designs too!

#forumla 1 #f1 art #f1

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

#boop #boop o meter