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santa-klaus · 8 months
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“im gay” “im straight” ok???? im literally dean and my hands are so clean???? at this moment im stapling???
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santa-klaus · 8 months
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No other tv show I ever watch will have Abed Nadir in it and that fact haunts me
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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please tell me ur community unpopular opinions 🙏
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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favorite community character pleaseee im curious
(main 7 plus two)
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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“I’m always gonna worry about you. Cause you’re mine.” In a cast of great characters and relationships, Max and Clance’s friendship was a home run.
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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ALSO a l s o
Lionel has a beard.
Masks just do not fit correctly with facial hair, especially as much facial hair as he has. This was hugely publicized in spring 2020 (remember when there were stories of people with beards for religious reasons shaving them to mask properly? Big deal). Not to mention, anyone who knows enough virus safety to use a KF94 eighteen months before huge disease control bodies officially stop recommending cloth/surgical masks, 1000000% knows this.
But he has too much of an ego to properly wear a mask ie. alter his appearance to do so.
Obsessed with how Glass Onion broke down character personality through masks right at the beginning. Birdy is the most obvious with her stupid, frivolous, and deeply insensitive mask that lines up with everything we before and after. Duke of course has no mask at all. Lionel not only has a mask, but it seems to be high quality. He knows the risk but ultimately is still with a dangerous and highly risky crowd. Claire has what looks like a sensible mask, but doesn't apply it properly, with having stuff stick out of it and it failing to cover her nose. And Blanc is the only character to put his mask back on after the injection. This fucking movie guys I'm losing my mind
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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Glass Onion is for the girls who like dramatic reveals. Its for the gays who love colour and lighting. But most importantly it's for the communists who wish death upon Elon Musk
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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glass onion is extra satisfying because me and every other art historian I know DETESTS the rich. we have the shared experience of working the museum (or the auction house, or library, or gallery), when tons of rich dumb assholes stomp into the closed archives like they own the place and casually go shopping for cultural treasures that some dead genius specifically made for all of humanity to enjoy so they can fill their ugly mansions with something pretty. they have no idea what art means and can't even pronounce the title but once they take something home, it could never be seen in public for a lifetime
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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actually my favourite part of glass onion was that even when all the lights were off, you could still see what was happening, which is good for a movie
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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So it turns out they recorded an extended version of the music from the farewell scene! They had to cut it from the movie, but it’s still on the soundtrack!
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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So it turns out they recorded an extended version of the music from the farewell scene! They had to cut it from the movie, but it’s still on the soundtrack!
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santa-klaus · 1 year
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Community references to Martin Scorsese’s Goncharov
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santa-klaus · 2 years
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we can do it yes we can !! !!! ! !! !!
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santa-klaus · 2 years
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Ben when his Sparrow siblings who he’s known for his entire life get horrifically murdered: Oh no. Anyway -
Ben when his deranged Umbrella siblings who he’s berated and known for like two days don’t invite him to the bachelor party:
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santa-klaus · 2 years
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THAT'S THE SAME GUY????
hilarious reminder that the guy who rapped an anti-drugs and alcohol set to a bunch elementary school kids in Abbott Elementary is played by the same man who once rapped "i put my dick in a bag of doritos and made this bitch suck the dust off the tip"
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