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A Timeline of Women’s Fashion from 1784-1970 (source: http://kottke.org/17/07/a-timeline-of-womens-fashion-from-1784-1970)

#mmm historical fashion #love to see it

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if you kick every LGBT person out of the country then tell me, who is going to listen to the Normal Album, Mr Will Wood? I just- I-in the sense that--

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms

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AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR IS SO AROMATIC TO ME!!!!!

#i shout into the void #the void says #uh i guess #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #against the kitchen floor

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Odysseus please be in Hades II. 🙏 PLEASE!!!!

#IM MANIFESTING #hades supergiant #hades game #hades #hades ii

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paying off my debt to tom nook and getting a big house?? NAH!!! my animal crossing dream is just to finally catch a mahi mahi!!!

#art #digital art #digital illustration #digital artist #fanart #digital drawing #digital fanart #artists on tumblr #acnh #animal crossing #animal crosing new horizons #animal crossing fanart #acnh community #acnh art #new horizons

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im too late for debra mccurdy so he will do

#making my way through these rn

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

#will wood

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feed a stray cat and they will be loyal to you forever

#alternatively titled the boy with stars in his eyes #i missed him ok #i always miss him #star wars rebels #star wars #star wars rebels fanart #sw rebels #swr fanart #star wars fanart #art #digital art #digital artist #fanart #digital drawing #digital fanart #character art #ezra bridger

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#gay icon: this cishet man

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Reblog to kill it faster

#YOPEE YIPEE YIPEE YIPEE

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Bitches be like "im neurotypical" but then have savannah as their Spotify sound town

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the worst feeling in the world is loving a show about found family and then seeing that most of the fan-fiction is about shipping...

#coming out as aromatic to you guys #looking at you star wars rebels fandom #i just really don't care who sabine ends up with #kanera and kalzeb are ok ig #but PLEASE i need more found family fics #give me crumbs of kanan and ezra interacting #please i miss them so much #just a morsel of sibling shenanigans #star wars rebels #swr #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #sabine wren #hera syndulla

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#WINTER HATERS RISE UP

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Do you listen to Will Wood?

Have you listened to Will Wood?

Will you listen to Will Wood?

When will you listen to Will Wood?

#me to every person in my life #and then they go around and tell me #yea it's not really my thing #RAHH WDYM???????? #AAAUGHHHH #i desperately need someone who is as obsessed with him as me #otherwise i will go bonkers #absolutely banana grams and balls to the walls

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I have never met a cishetallo will wood fan, they're all some flavour of queer

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against the kitchen floor [will wood]

i dont owe you my heart, and i dont owe you my body. but you should know that im sorry for being careless with you

lord knows i owe you more than i'm pretty sure i ever could give anybody. but i can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects; bottom shelf erotic products like me.

so, i could hold your hand but keep you at arm's length, oh - hang me from a branch too high to climb and shake. less rare than scarce, less diamond than rough. unlikely to be more than just the coal you fail to crush

and i swear. i'm really trying!

get it together, chlo, know and do better. it just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for me.

i swear, i'm really trying. ohh, i'm sorry, i promise i'm doing my best, i just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet.

...i still don't know who you are. i only know that i'm still lonely, that morbid sort where even company can't cure me and the more you reassure the less i trust

but still you gave me your heart!!! i only gave you my body:(

honestly thought nobody'd want it, let alone notice it's gone and so i left it home but now, now, now -

i keep a locket with a picture of the back of my head, oh monkey-wrench my side view mirrors, ghost my friends. i've lived more lives than enough, i haven't died quite as much, but i'm not a real person, just the shit you cant make up

and i swear i'm really trying. i'm just as exposed if i take off my clothes when we make the closest thing to love that i'm capable of

and i don't know why you would care. but, i'm really trying. ohh, i'm sorry, i promise, i'm doing my best; i just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet.

did i really have any of that gravity? maybe you're quicksand. because i really couldn't tell how deep my footprints went. the vertex of my redemption arc, the searching of that virgin heart

i'm catatonic in your arms, crying "how did i cause so much harm?" i'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor

apologizing for my life and ever entering yours.

don't say "i'm sorry but this can't go on," i know you got scars of your own. but hide my knives before you go, i'll either live or die alone

i swear. i will die trying

i'm still in the process, but i'm making progress. i promise i honestly want to prove improvement's possible. i swear

i'm so fucking sorry

i'm not a good person, i'm barely a person at all, but someday i'll be perfect and make up for it all

#this song is so aromatic to me fuckkkk