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You know what? Fuck that.

Marshal Commander Fox is entirely unhinged. Batshit crazy. He hides it extremely well under a rock solid mask of professionalism but the second he is out of sight he will be doing something illegal.

If questioned Fox will simply say “Government property can’t break the law” or It’s not murder if I’m not a person”

He commits treason daily and has definitely murdered people.

He faked Fives’ death and regrets it because he and Dogma are too chaotic together. He fakes so many deaths. He got his grubby little hands on an entire squad of commandos somehow.

This headcanon is the ‘prove me wrong’ kind of canon compliant and I will not take criticism.

#star wars #tcw fox #commander fox #marshal commander fox #the clone wars #star wars tcw #tcw #coruscant guard

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Cody gets bitten by a werewolf sometime during the war, and can transform at will with no full moon requirement, effectively becoming himself as a very large dog

he and Obi-Wan conspire to keep this fact hidden, as they're very aware of the danger of the Kaminoans finding out and disappearing him into their labs

when Order 66 goes out, Cody has a split second to fight it

and, well. wolves aren't exactly good soldiers, and you can only sort of expect them to follow orders.

transformed, Cody runs straight to the General, but when he gets there, he realizes that he can't actually warn him of the danger, because he can't transform back to explain without the Order taking hold

but he can whine sadly and pull on Obi-Wan's ridiculous sleeves with his teeth until Obi-Wan gets the hint and lets him lead him away to safety in a stolen ship

they make the rendezvous with Bail and Yoda

(Bail: what's with the dog Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan, sweating: it's, um, a service dog

Yoda: ...fake, that sounds, but okay)

and then Cody and Obi-Wan make the trip to the Temple to disable the beacon, with Cody fighting off his brothers as nonlethally as he can while Obi-Wan does his best to follow his lead

after they find the evidence of Anakin's betrayal and receive Yoda's assignment, Obi-Wan sobs into Cody's fur the whole flight to Padme's apartment, and then silently the whole flight out to Mustafar hidden aboard her ship

while Obi-Wan is busy fighting with Vader, Cody manages to drag Padme's unconscious body back aboard her ship, then sneaks back closer to the fighting just in time to see the end of the duel

(if he waits to act until Obi-Wan is just far enough to not notice when Anakin's screams cut out, well, that's his own business)

he follows Obi-Wan back to the ship and drapes himself across the man's lap the whole way to Polis Massa

after Padme's death and her children's birth, Cody demands that they keep at least one of the babies

(look at his puppy dog eyes. how can you so cruelly deprive him of tubies like this.)

so Luke grows up with his Uncle Ben and their very strange, very large dog, Cody

when they end up on the Death Star nearly two decades later, Cody materializes from wherever he'd been lurking on the station just in time to drag Obi-Wan to safety during his duel with the Grand Inquisitor

as soon as their bedraggled group arrives on Yavin, Rex shows up to eagerly greet his former General; Cody, while thrilled to see his brother alive, starts viciously growling at him as he approaches: he might not understand in detail how the chips work, but he knows what he experienced that day, and he's seen what his brothers have done since then

Obi-Wan explains the situation to the man from the Cody-approved distance of half the hangar away, how Cody transformed one day and has refused to turn back since, and Rex immediately expresses his confusion, asking if they haven't removed Cody's chip

(Cody: I assure you, I did NOT let anyone microchip me!)

following Rex's explanation, Cody rushes them all to the medbay to undergo surgery, leaving Obi-Wan to explain to Luke how their 'dog' is actually his other Uncle

while Obi-Wan and Cody are distracted desperately making out with each other in the medbay, Luke sneaks off to destroy the Death Star, setting them up to all live happily ever after

#star wars #the clone wars #this is a crack fic i need #revenge of the sith #a new hope #rebels #commander cody #order 66 #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #darth vader #luke skywalker

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#sounds about right

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Cody defects and finds himself where all depressed outlaws end up (Tatooine). He picks up odd jobs, maybe an off book bounty or two. Mostly just junk collecting since he can't be on the books and showing his face is dangerous. He's doing some scrap salvage in the desert one day and his metal detector goes off.

He takes out his shovel and digs and finds a box with two lightsabers.

Familiar lightsabers.

Cody always did have luck finding Obi-Wan's missing saber.

#codywan #commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #this need to be a whole ass genre #the trope practically writes itself

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Fox fans... its dinner time That's your (🫵) hand pulling down his collar how scandalous of you ;)

Coruscant Guard: WIP

ALSO! If you want to be tagged when I post one of YOUR favourite boys let me know!

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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

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The Promise

Cody had no identification card, and he certainly didn’t have a citizenship. He had a receipt of purchase, designating him by code and bio-signature as a particularly complex, high-functioning blob of programmed bio-material, but officially CC-2224 was considered only part of a whole. The GAR was a body, complete with organs and tools, and Cody might flatter himself with a comparison to being a finger at best — whichever one pulled the trigger.

“You wish.” Fox said flatly, overcorrecting for the slur that had crept in sometime during their second shared bottle, his bucket firmly resealed again. “You’re a damned eye.”

Cody thought about that for a moment; thought about watching battles from overhead, giving and receiving reports and knowing too many odds too well. He nodded slowly, flexing his hands. 

“If I’m an eye, you’re the teeth.” He said, and it was a bit cruel but it always had been; they’d learned how to swallow it better together. Teeth, Cody considered, and knew he was as right as he was angry — teeth, the smile of the GAR, pretty and presentable and favorable to the public eye, nestled at the heart of the Republic. The Coruscant Guard. 

Fox shrugged so slowly it was more just shoulders hunching, which meant — something. Something Cody might have cared to track, if he was sober.  “Sure. I’ll be the teeth.” He said.

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Do you mind if I try to incorporate this idea into my fic?

So my favorite Star Wars AU is when the Clones are just a little more than human, in the other worldly sense.

Like, yeah, Anakin's half force, but everyone who goes through ARC training can't die and no one's really sure why, but some asshole just shot Fives in the temple and all it did was make him mad.

And sure, Mace can see shatterpoints, but Commander Fox has eyes the color of freshly spilled blood and once threw a man threw three durasteel walls.

And maybe Obi-Wan is the consummate Jedi, but he's pretty sure he just saw Tup reach through a man, but when he questions Cody about it there's something eerie and ancient in his gaze that Obi-Wan doesn't want to question.

#creative juices are now flowing #this sounds like such a cool au

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I LOVEEEE whenever they reference this intense urge for violence Wash seems to have. I love love soft wash but stuff like how he hurt his school bully or his sargeant or when he threatened Doyle's life like yes king go wild....

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I don't know anymore

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#star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #commander fox #captain rex #anakin skywalker #tcw #sw tcw #commander fox x mando oc #fox x mando oc #star wars fanfiction #star wars ashoka #atin vizsla #tarre vizsla #clone wars fic #clone wars fanfiction

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So the LAATs? The Low Altitude Assault Transports? These babies?

They should be nicknamed 'Ladies'.

Like it goes from 'Laaties' (long a), to 'Laties' (short a), to the natural 'Ladies'.

"Here come the Ladies!"

"It's a Lady! We're saved!"

"Sending a couple Ladies to pick us up."

Just seems like the most military thing they would do.

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Mandos and Jedi Are Just Dancing Shadows

PROLOGUE

Tarre Vizsla.

The Jedi Mandalorian.

Manda'lor the Uniter.

One thing history loves to forget is that Alor Vizsla had a child.

A foundling.

His padawan.

Mandalore forgot her. The Jedi remember her, but do wish to acknowledge she existed.

She Just disappeared one day. 

Ironic the clan that lost its way, never forgot her.

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR BUIR. NOW LOOK WHERE YOU ARE YOU FOOLISH CHILD.

the force was uneasy-unsure-confused

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Well this will change things won't it.

CHAPTER ONE

"Buir! Buir!" Atin shouted from the end of the lengthy corridor. "There's something over here!"

"Careful, don't touch anything Atin." Tarre warned knowing Atin's habit of get into trouble.

Did she listen? No. She did not.

"Elek buir." Atin rolled her eyes as she continued to get closer to glowing holocron. It sang to her through the force.

Come closer young one 

Atin slowly reached for the glowing holocron. It pulsed underneath her fingers as she touched it.

"ATIN NO!" Tarre bellowed for Atin.

Too late.

"Buir!" Atin screamed as a bright light consumed her whole being, beskar and all.

"Buir!" Atin shouted. Her voice echoing of the walls of a now empty and crumbling version of the corridor she was just in.

"Buir?" Atin whispered as her voice shook. Her eyes tracing the vines that now decorate the walls that surround her.

Not a soul responds. The walls start to suffocate from the vines as the corridor became an abyss. The walls cried of loss and bloodshed.

Atin stared where her father once stood. There was no evidence that he was ever there. Her chest tightened as the silnce became to loud for her bare. She couldn't keep her buy'ce on it was becomeing to tight to breath. She quickly pried it off as she cradled it in her arms.

The quiet started closing like a pack of rapid strills. 

Where is buir?

WHAT DID THAT THING DO?

"Hello?" A deep voice called. "Who's over there?"

"Over here!" Atin yelled. Manda please be some one that will help.

A jedi emerged wielding a violet blade, he shined bright with in the force. "What is a Mandalorian doing here? What is your name young one?"

"Atin Vizsla, Padawan of Tarre Vizsla."

Truth rang through out the force. A large shatterpoint crashed as the young padawan introduced herself.

"Do you know where you are, young one?" Master Windu asked.

"A jedi temple? The one me and buir were sent to." Atin dragged confused on why he was asking her this.

"Tarre Vizsla reported you missing almost 900 years ago." Master Windu explained. "What happened?"

There was silence as Master Windu watched Atin collapse to the floor. She was in complete shellshock. More shatterpoints started to form around her.

"No. NO. I should have listened to him." Atin started panicking. "I touched that thing over there because it started singing in the force and now I'm here. Buir told me not to touch it yet I still touched it!"

Master Windu observed what looked like a holocron. It wasn't Sith nor was it Jedi. It was older than both. It felt like a vacuum that refused to close.

"Let's get you back to the temple and talk to the council about this." Master Windu groaned rubbing his temples.

Atin couldn't understand why the holocron sent her almost 900 years into the future.

She stood in the middle of the council chambers staring at her feet. Listening. Waiting.

"We can't have a Mandalorian in the order! They're terrorists!" one cried.

"She is also still a padawan of this order." Master Windu snapped.

"Her father attched she is." Yoda added.

"With all due respect don't I get a say in this?" Atin interrupted. "I am just as much of a jedi as I am a Mandalorian."

She glared at the green troll. Everyone could tell this was going to be difficult.

"And what do you mean Mandalorians are terrorists?"

"There have been several recent cases of Mandalorians attacking Jedi Knights and some younglings."

"Those are not Mandalorians! Those are dar'manda, and those who kill younglings are demgolkas and hut'uun!" Atin growled. There was an air of finality.

"Well if you want to continue your padawanship, you will need another master." Master Windu began. "The council has come to descion that a council member would be best since they would know your background."

"Ok." Atin sighed defeated. This was the only way.

"Master Plo Koon has volunteered to take over your teaching." 

"Who is Plo Koon?"

"That would be me." A kel dor spoke up.

"I accept." Atin replied with a resigned tone.

THE SUN HAS BEGUN TO SHINE

DO NOT LET IT BURN YOU 

#star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #commander fox #captain rex #tcw #anakin skywalker #sw tcw #sw fic #star wars fanfiction #star wars fanfic #clone wars fanfiction #clone wars fic #Atin Vizsla #tarre vizsla #mace windu #plokoon #Commander fox x mando oc #fox x mando oc

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Get to know Atin Vizsla

Since it looks like I'm not gonna finish editing and typing the chapter up tonight let me give some facts about Atin.

Atin is asexual

Atin if she could would have adopted as anakin her younger brother

She has yet to know about Mandalore's political situation

She has tried to steal ahsoka from anakin multiple time.

(was almost successful once, but fox ratted her out)

She made sure dogma didn't die.

She has became good friends with quinlan vos because of how many time he has ended up in the drunk tank

Wolffe and her have a playful rivalry of who is Plo koon's favorite child is. (It's Comet)

#star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #commander fox #captain rex #tcw #anakin skywalker #sw tcw #Atin Vizsla #tarre vizsla #Commander fox x mando oc #fox x mando oc #Mandalorian oc #Plo Koon #Commander wolffe

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I JUST FINISHED WRITING THE FIRST CHAPTER!

Should have it typed out either tonight or tomorrow.

I'm going to be posting it on ao3.

Thank YOU Everyone who have been participating in my last few polls. You have the decide several crucial details that will affect a star wars fic I am writing.

MAY I PROUDLY INTRODUCE

ATIN VIZSLA!

She is the daughter of Tarre Vizsla and his former Padawan. An accident of her own doing sent her to the time of the phantom menace. She now has to adjust to the way the Jedi order is now and struggle on how that effects her identity as Mandalorian as well as a Jedi. As the Clone Wars begin the Jedi decide to station a Jedi with Corusant Guard.

A distrustful commander and a agitated Mandalorian. What could go wrong.

Be on the look out for my fic:

Mandos and Jedi are just shadows

#star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #commander fox #captain rex #tcw #anakin skywalker #sw tcw #fox x mando oc #attack of the clones #the phantom menace #revenge of the sith #star wars anakin #bad batch #Atin Vizsla #star wars fic #clone wars fanfiction

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Thank YOU Everyone who have been participating in my last few polls. You have the decide several crucial details that will affect a star wars fic I am writing.

MAY I PROUDLY INTRODUCE

ATIN VIZSLA!

She is the daughter of Tarre Vizsla and his former Padawan. An accident of her own doing sent her to the time of the phantom menace. She now has to adjust to the way the Jedi order is now and struggle on how that effects her identity as Mandalorian as well as a Jedi. As the Clone Wars begin the Jedi decide to station a Jedi with Corusant Guard.

A distrustful commander and a agitated Mandalorian. What could go wrong.

Be on the look out for my fic:

Mandos and Jedi are just shadows

#star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #commander fox #captain rex #tcw #anakin skywalker #sw tcw #fox x mando oc #attack of the clones #the phantom menace #revenge of the sith #star wars anakin #bad batch #Atin Vizsla #star wars fic #clone wars fanfiction