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i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

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9-1-1 as Quotes in my Quotebook, Vol 1

100% real things people have said to or around me. Inspired by my TopGun as Quotes in my Quotebook

Evan ‘Buck’ Buckley: “All at the same time. I wouldn’t mind being like a praying mantis.” (Drunk, killed, and fucked)

Eddie Diaz: “Sometimes I wonder if God really exists. And then I eat ice cream.”

Bobby Nash: “Do you think Jesus is mad that I’m spilling cornbread on his chapel floor?”

Athena Grant-Nash: “I have the right to piss whenever I want to piss.”

Henrietta Wilson: “Sorry, I’m allergic to lying bitches.”

Howard ‘Chimney’ Han: “His feet are erect!”

Maddie Buckley: “Don’t say his feet are erect that makes it worse!”

May Grant: “It’s over for you bitches when I stop slouching!”

Christopher Diaz: “Those are both really strong arguments…can I choose the dinosaur?”

Henry Grant: “What if you’re a skin walker?”

Denny Wilson: “I don’t have…skin.”

Karen Wilson: “How can anyone in this world not like a good pair of honkers?”

Carla: “A good relationship looks like eating phish food together.”

Tommy Kinard: “I’m going to take my shoe and I’m going to shove it so far up your ass you’ll be sneezing shoelaces.”

Ravi: “You look like your best friend’s babysitter is a vampire.”

Albert: “One two three four five seven.”

Taylor Kelly: “It’s a fucking chair it doesn’t have a penis.”

#incorrect 911 quotes #911 #buddie #9 1 1 #911 fox #911 abc #911 show #incorrect quotes #quote book #evan buck buckely #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #hen wilson #chimney han #bobby nash #athena grant #maddie buckley #christopher diaz

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Buck: It sure is muggy outside this morning.

Chim: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard…

Buck, sips coffee out of a bowl: What would give you that idea?

Eddie, drinking from a measuring cup: You're so paranoid.

Hen drinking from a blender pitcher: You should talk to someone about that.

#all the mugs are in their rightful place #they just like fucking with chim #incorrect 911 quotes #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #hen wilson #chimney han #bobby nash #ravi panikkar #118 shenanigans

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#Ryan & Oliver Whenever They Say Something They Shouldn't About Buddie

#it’s how they’re both blushing for me #like so bbg of them #its the same picture #so many of you kept pointing out that its the same #so here is a side by side #i love them #they are both manaces #911 abc #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz

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Mav, to a new pilot: I'm going to show you what kind of people you'll be living with

Mav: the floor is lava!

*Bob helps Phoenix up on a desk*

*Hangman pushes Rooster off a desk*

Mav: as you can see, there are two types of people

#top gun #top gun 1986 #top gun maverick #top gun (1986) #top gun: maverick #incorrect top gun quotes #maverick #maverick mitchell #pete maverick mitchell #mavdad

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Holy shit this is gorgeous!!

Mentorship.

#911 abc #buddie #evan buckley #tommy kinard #eddie diaz #hen wilson #chimney han #bucktommy

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4 MILLION!!!

Tumblr Code.

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Doodle

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"Buck and Eddie are endgame," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice: Ryan Guzman and Oliver Stark themselves, clutching their AO3 fic recs.

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Ted Lasso + Troubled Bird pt 3/???

AFC Richmond edition

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this goes without saying that I love the Martian

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her ex, the lord

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Oh, Yelena got a haircut 😳

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Top Gun as Quotes in my Quote Book, Vol 4

Bonafide shit my friends have said

Maverick: “I need to be drunk, fucked, or killed. All at the same time. I wouldn’t mind being a praying mantis.”

Iceman: “This isn’t fucking working and I’m going to blow my fucking brains out. Questions? Concerns?”

Goose: “I’m just going to start on cocaine again.”

Slider: “Aldi? More like Aldeez nuts!”

Rooster: “If I don’t find my charger, I’m going to lose it. And by it…I mean my marbles.”

Hangman: “Sorry, I’m a little bit of a cunt.”

Phoenix: “What if I beat you to death with a hammer?”

Bob: “I’m getting to the point where I don’t know if I want to kill myself or someone else.”

Coyote: “What if option D was for dick and you just shot your teacher?”

Fanboy: “Matthew Damon.”

Payback: “Did you just full name Matt Damon…?”

Carole: “Slow down there buddy, you’re gonna get a tummy ache!”

Penny: “Awww the ginger has a soul!”

Cyclone: “Rosie (Maverick) is my thirteenth reason.”

Warlock: “Bitch, I’m (he’s) also the other twelve!”

Hondo: “This is very heterosexual of you guys.”

Hollywood: “Get a load of this pisser. They just pissed.”

Wolfman: “Guys I’m so crinked right now!”

Merlin: “Jesus has risen and so has…something else.”

Sundown: “Just watch what you say, it’s embarrassing.”

Chipper: “Yaaas! You’re serving hot cheese realness!”

Harvard: “You give me the vibe of an alien born here.”

Yale: “You’re just calling her ugly?!”

Halo: “There’s something kinda fun about taking a pregnancy test.”

Fritz: “My brain’s a little despacito”

Omaha: (Playing FNAF for the first time, started on night six) “I’m so fucking cooked.”

#top gun maverick #icemav #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #nick goose bradshaw #incorrect quotes #quote book #quotes

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Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

top gun parallels: top gun vs. 911 7x04 vs. top gun maverick tim minear's wet dreams came true with the move to abc

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insp.