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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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just because i decide to live every day is not an invitation for god to Test my will

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i read that ask about jean getting bent and got nauseous... jeremy please hurry

i love that you said jeremy because kevin’s not doing it 😭 KEVIN CAN DO IT…….. he could try….. he would do well……….. jean would bully him the entire time but he could do it! and anyway that’s ok even if jeremy doesn’t because renee is coming over

#i hope renee. puts that mans legs behind his head #and then treats him like she wouldnt treat a farm animal #kevjean #jeanee #jerejean #< prev tags #aftg #screaming without the s

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Double Bingo! Another that I've been planning to do since the start

submitted by: @morwen151

#gideon nav #the locked tomb #tlt #jesus bingo

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It’s like an alarm clock. Beep, beep, beep, says Andrew’s skull, and beep, beep, beep, confirm his eyes, all stagelights and polished smiles and talkshow. Emphasis on the talk, emphasis on the show. Andrew isn’t listening, he’s watching, body jolted out from the drugged sleep it’d fallen backwards into. That’s Riko, onstage, and that’s his voice.

Why do you care, says the drugs.

Beep, beep, beep, says his skull.

#all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #andrew minyard

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Before Andrew drives off, he twists around in his seat and smacks Nicky’s leg, wishing he could reach far enough to slap him in the face instead. “Drink,” he orders, holding out the coffee. “Sober up.”

Nicky jolts awake and then slouches back into his seat again. “Don’ wanna,” he says. “That’s too many drugs. Caffeine, drinks, crackers… I’ll feel all weird.”

“Drugs make you feel all weird? Manic, even? Not sure what’s happening in your head? That’s so sad for you. I’m so sorry for you. That’s okay then. Sweet dreams. I’m so patient I’ll wait till morning to figure out what you did.” Andrew hits him again. “Wake the fuck up.”

#all for the game #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick #fortunately for me you are insane about mafia lacrosse books

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it does look like oversight on tasmuir part but it can be explained away by pulling "john didn't know shit about swords before doing omnicide and built his empire on pure vibes".

I'm pretty sure it has already been discussed, but the whole rapier thing in tlt that bothers me very much.

See, a rapier has an average weight of about 1kg (2.2 lb). I've had the occasion to play around with a VERY light one (about 700g I think) for about two hours last week and boy you do feel it after a while. The guy I was sparring with had a 1.5kg exemplary, which is not all that uncommon from what I've seen (it really depends on your size actually, you want your rapier to be proportional and I'm bite sized) (also it means that Gideon-sized rapier would be ridiculous in Harrow hands).

Anyway, a longsword has a weight ranging from 1 to 2kg, most exemplary being around 1.5kg. Now, there's a very important distinction between a rapier and a longsword : the longsword is used with both hands. I cannot understate what a difference it makes.

So it makes absolutely no sense to give a rapier to someone with 0 muscle, they will get less tired using a goddamn longsword.

(I think what happened is that Tamsyn Muir mixed rapier with foil (a very light sword for sport fencing weighing under 500g, 18oz, so basically a very long needle) and longsword with zweihander (the LONGEST sword, ranging from 2 to 4 kg, 4.4 to 8.8lb), but still, it's confusing)

#tlt #the locked tomb

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I know it's like the least important thing going on right now but all I can think about is Nora saying that Jeremy is a service top. He is going to be so good to Jean

#YES #A THOUSAND YES #this also will parallel jean with andrew #andrew will hold control then slowly let go of it with neil #jean will give up control to someone he actually trusts first then maybe will learn how to hold it himself #tsc spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #jean moreau #jean yves moreau #jeremy knox #jerejean #i am a switch believer in any pairing but here i insist on jeremy being a service top at least first time #(also not to be horny but jean being fucked so well he can't think would be a good thing to happen. it won't realistically but let me dream)

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sometimes giving up is the best decision to make

I love how we accepted that most of the characters are queer, honestly I am shocked that Kevin is dating a woman and I love that Nora delivered jerejean so can we now proceed to get Alison and Renne in the upcoming books okay thank you

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Reminder that Jeanee is still queer rep. It is literally a queer ship. Jean does not stop being bisexual just because he likes a woman. Bisexual people are not gay-lite.

If you think Jerejean is is queer rep and Jeanee is not, I need you to sit down and reflect on your biphobia for a bit

#jeanee #jean moreau #renee walker #aftg #tsc

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taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.

#can i please stop seeing her online #please. i blocked every single word connected to her and i still learn shit about her AGAINST MY FUCKING WILL #i do not care and yet half of the women i follow turn into swifties the second this woman releases some shit #like there's a sleeping agent in them waiting for the code word #which to say: good for them #being a little bit insane about some artist is good for the soul #BUT COULD IT BE SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF THIS ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORIST?

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I think Silas would probably die of embarrassment if he ever met the Memelord Undying

#silas octakiseron #colum asht #tlt #the locked tomb #god #you know if john's image was used like christ's was... #there certainly are some homoerotic depictions of him #ecstasy of suffering or smt im not catholic #OR silas doesn't have group of peers at all #so the only option for painful dramatic teenage™ crush is. dude who's iconography graces the entire house probably #if i were silas i would have simply combusted #... and if we think about silas colum freshly ascended lyctor meeting his god #how hard it will be for him to have his faith AND lingering teenage feelings shattered? #i vote he will try to yeet himself into the river

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tumblr really needs a button that’s like “I’ve already seen this post seven times today and while I do enjoy it and wouldn’t mind seeing it again in a few weeks or months, I would prefer not to see it ten more times today”

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every single hargreeves sibling in the umbrella academy is queer, but not tumblr-queer. in fact their dynamic as a whole is that of a queer found family. in this essay, i will

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#tua #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #god lord remember when tua was actually good and had a plot instead of gags and violence scenes stapled together

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Jerejean this, Neil ordering a hit that.

There's one thing I need to know. Was if Nora's intention to reference the ancient Greek myth Paris with Jean being given that as a nickname from Thea? Or is it just about the city? I need to know I need to know.

Paris being thrown out as a little child by his parents due the prophecy that he is going to be the reason for a kingdom's collapse. Paris becoming a Prince of Troy.

Jean being sold off by his parents due to their debt to the Moriayamas. Jean being blamed for the fall Edgar Allan Ravens took. Becoming a Trojan.

Paris being tempted by three goddesses promising him great things.

Jean being fucked over by a pretty face mentioned three times.

Paris and Jean being the scape goats of their stories when acting from love and due to powers stronger than them.

#insane. this is insane #aftg #jean moreau #thank god for smart people in the fandom

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I voted yes. and immediately imagined photo of him being hangover with a jar of pickles. he's drinking the brine with a straw and has a pickle on fork in his hand. unknown to him he's severely vibing like a like any post ussr human being.

Does Kevin Day like pickles?

Yes

No

#aftg #kevin day #let him be a grandpa! #messy grandpa!

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look. does she hate herself for what she is? absolutely. does she doubt herself on her abilities, necromantic or romantic? no. she is simply confident in her ability to pull tail. if she had an ounce of communication skills many situations that happened would have been cleared up, but she doesn't so we have what we have.

harrow definitely thought they were like dating and in love after the pool scene meanwhile gideon is like shit she’s in love with a dead body not me i guess i’ll kill myself (for her)

#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #this good ma'am does not know the word insecurity in a sense that gideon knows it