#/j this entire thing is slash jay

[triciaofsteel]

South Park romance hcs, except I’m Aroace and don’t know the first thing about romance

(this whole thing is a slash jay, also aged up cuz like???? Duh???) edit: bro I started working on this at around 2 am and then I blinked and now it’s 3 am what the scallop

Edit 2: ok cool I just figured out how to put the read more thing that’s pretty nifty

Also sorry if any of these feel ooc it is WAYYY too late for my mind to process anything rn it’s mush these are just the bits and pieces that I’ve picked up from the slop

I only have Kyle, Leslie, Stan, Clyde, Kenny, and Bebe for now but I’ll like.. edit it later I guess, later when I get more brainworms (also totally not self projecting onto them. Yes I know I’m a total loser)

Kyle: ASEXUAL KYLE CANON ASEXUAL KYLE CANON!!! /srs HES LITERALLY ME 

-Has realllyyy big problems with expressing emotions aka feelings in general it’s an autism thing (like Craig) 

-Which also makes him all weird with like physical contact n stuff?? “Get ur dirty paws offa me” typa shit

-ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO STUFF LIKE POKING/PRODDING!! He will probably sucker punch just about anyone who gets close and honestly, not feel sorry about it (I wouldn’t either)

-love language is…. Nothing. Lmao

-jkjk it’s probably some shit like gift giving??? But like, in a different way than you think. Just think about that one “can I just do your laundry someday” scene, but instead of laundry it’s homework. what is that love language called someone please tell me I actually have no idea what I’m talking about.

-he thinks about stuff logically a lot of the time, which is why he’ll like NEVER pick up on any hints whatsoever. 

-the more I write the more I realize I’m making him sound too much like Craig. Uh

-what is love (baby don’t hurt me..)

-if he EVER does confess, (he won’t.) he’ll probably do it in your like, insta/facebook dms, there is NO way this mf is actually gonna ask someone out face to face

-absolutely despises the idea of uhhh. Yknow. Jacking it in San Diego. WHY???? BECAUSE TRANSMASC KYLE!!!!!!! This is actually canon I’m Matt and Trey.

-he will not make exceptions because he’s in love or whatever (he’s not) you still gotta keep up ur side bc he’s not entirely head over heels!!! He’s not!!!(I think he’s learned his lesson from Leslie)

-single kyle: “bro I hate relationships so bad bro couples need to shut up fr”

-double Kyle: “bro I hate relationships so bad bro I need to shut up fr”

-I feel like he’d be the type to not be able to distinguish platonic feelings from romantic feelings. Why? Because me

-you HAVE to be direct with him because he’ll never be able to figure out anything otherwise. Ur sad? Tell him ur sad. Wait actually don’t he has no idea how to comfort ppl

-best he can do is an awkward pat on the back and a mumble “it gets better…?” 💀 or, if he’s pissed, “wtf am I supposed to do abt that”

-if someone confessed to him first, it would probably go something like this

“I love you”

“???? Are you being /srs or /j???”

or

“I love you”

“Wow haha that’s so silly never say that again”

or maybe even just a straight up “ew” 💀

-Cupid (Twin Ver)

Leslie!!!

-Leslie is actually Lesbian + aroace oriented . I don’t make the rules sorry, tho the aroace part is more dominant, it’s more like aroace + lesbian oriented

-similar thing with Kyle, but instead of being rude/straightforward about it, she’ll either gaslight you or do this:

“oh, you love me? That’s so funny!! I do too :3”

“Really?”

“yeah!!!”

“Does that mean we can date???”

“What? No!!! I meant that I also love me.”

“…”

“stupid bitch”

-I love her

-was torn between making her lesbian and making her aroace so fuck it we both

-I think she hates men (I do too /j)

-typa girl to run around breaking people’s hearts for the pure fun of it (Michael Jackson reference???)

-she thinks love is a joke. Like genuinely.

Stan:

-…

-I genuinely don’t know how I’m supposed to characterize this guy

-he canonically jacks it in San Diego so that’s something I guess

-his dog was gay you guys

-bi

-rly hope ur ok with being vomited on (I am not)

-just think of the PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE thing

-gets rly defensive whenever anyone asks him about Wendy

-responds with 👍 or “k” to confessions

-would probably be a discord kitten for nitro /j

-Cupid (jack stauber)

Clyde:

-This man is ALSO bi

-hey 😏 what’s going on 😏

-love language is giving discord nitro /j

“I love you”

“I’m so sorry bro”

-I saw someone say that being bi and single is like playing on both sides of a sports team and still losing. Yeah that’s him, L rizz 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

-this bitch has both Tinder AND Grinder and still remains lonely

-probably because he starts off EVERY conversation with a terrible ass pick up line

“hey bbg sorry I gave you lice but relationships are all about sharing everything with each other😍😍😍”

-PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE thing, but it’s with EVERYONE

Kenny

-there are two types of people, people who say that Kenny is “the straightest kid in South Park” and people who know the TRUTH

-this man is the biggest slut ever

-wasn’t he a prostitute once

-Relationship red flag: he once ate an entire banana with the peel on during a date. Partner horrified, broke up like a day later

-honestly, there’s not much to say, it’s literally kenny

“what’s your love language”

“money”

“MONEY???? BRO AINT NOBODY SPEAK 💴💴💸💶💶💸💎💎💸💵💷💎💰🪪💰💰💶💳🪪”

(it’s actually physical contact but we don’t talk about that)

Bebe

-I love lesbians!

-omni maybe? (Girl leaning)

-Unfortunately scared of relationship commitment

-I’m pretty sure she’s been hit up on multiple times, every time she ghosts/friend zones them

-Has a long distance relationship with Clyde despite living in the same town??

-would probably leave a guy in a restaurant and make him pay the bill

“damn, look at that ass!! 😍😍”

-I feel like she listens to pinkpantheress and maybe coco and Clair Clair

-love language is shoes

#south park hcs #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #leslie meyers #sp leslie #stan marsh #sp stan #clyde donovan #sp clyde #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #bebe stevens #sp bebe

[deathordemise]

Dream SMP Characters Kins

Dream: Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. I mean, come on

Sapnap : That’s a Leo Valdez from Heroes Of Olympus kinnie if I’ve ever seen one

George : Glory from Wings Of Fire. I’ve only read three books, but I just know.

Badboyhalo: Patton Sanders from Sanders Sides !!! Have you met Bad ??

Skeppy : Carlos the scientist from Welcome To Night Vale. Man’s also got a bit of a Willy Wonka thing going on.

Wilbur : JD from Heathers. No this is not original in the slightest.

Tommy : Dream kinnie

Technoblade: *I get arrested immediately after saying Jeremy from Be More Chill *

Ranboo: Ranboo is not a kinnie, he’s the one being kinned

Awesamdude: Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat from Cats

Antfrost: Everyone else from Cats

Tubbo : Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games havsjsbsj

Philza : Minecraft

#/j this entire thing is slash jay #mcyt #dreamsmp #skeppy #badboyhalo #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #antfrost #awsamdude #sapnap

[therebelwrites]

And so, seeing that I have already addressed this topic AT LENGTH in the past, I will not go into detail today about how Jay-Z (or should I say, PAY-Z) is NOT now, nor has ever BEEN, pro-Black LIBERATION. I will NOT link my past blog posts about the likes of socially-responsible, pro-Black-liberation celebrities (yes, they CAN exist and HAVE existed!) such as Dick Gregory, Harry Belafonte, Sam Cooke, Ruby Dee, Sidney Poitier, Eartha Kit, Paul Robeson, Ossie Davis, Muhammad Ali--even Tupac--et al who made millions without having to undermine their role in the Black Liberation struggle in the process. Everybody is zeroing in on Pay-Z's past quotes, 'I'm not a businessman; I'm a BUSINESS, MAN' and 'I said no to the Super Bowl, you need me, I don't need you' to corroborate Jigga[boo]'s current moves, YET The Unbridled Tongue will focus instead on his quote, 'An appetite for DESTRUCTION, but I SCRAPE THE PLATE.'... And so now that I have isolated this phrase, I pose a critical question to you, the reader: Given said appetite, what, exactly, is Jay-Z now hungry to DESTROY???'

TheRebelWrites

#Times up #I'll take BLACK CULTURE for a billion dollars Pat #Don't list the THREE things that this man has done to benefit Black people--tell me about the SACRIFICES he has made on behalf of the cultu #re--things that he has done that did not YIELD him financial returns #Things that he has done OPENLY #You see I know people who have paid with their LIVES--so don't talk about the DOLLARS Jay has RISKED #I'm not shocked just appalled at how QUICKLY he allowed himself to be PURCHASED #I aint even been ONE football season yet! #Not a SINGLE Super Bowl has passed #And yet Jay-Z sacrificed his credibility while the NFL leadership sacrificed NOTHING in the deal #Still aint spoke out against police brutality against Blacks #Still aint addressed policies to allow their players to protest #NFL got EXACTLY what they wanted the entire time--unfettered access to Black ENTERTAINERS to keep the morale of their players slash slaves L #LIFTED as they perform for the MASSES and make millions for their MASTERS #Jay-Z shoulda just STAYED QUIET during the whole thing #Kap still aint got no job either #Wonder how J Cole feels about all this?? #Jay-Z is a sellout #there is no debate to be had #What would Dick Gregory do? #CHECKMATE

[hitchell-mope]

Just put on the movie

And there we go. The dedication is there.

Oh god the rapping.

My palms will be bloody by the time this is over.

But I like the parallels to the first movie

To much auto tune

There goes my heart Disney.

Oh lord that’s high

Bbys. Smee twins

WHY WASNT DIZZY THERE FROM FILM TWO

There’s my child Celia

MY BOY!!!!

I mean Mal has a point.

He thinks it through

I love him so fucking much

Loving Doug’s hair

Rat bastard. Rat bitch. Rat fairy (Adam belle Verna)

Fuck off leah chad Audrey

😍😍😍😍. This version is better then d1

SUCK IT PASTEL COW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Oh Evie love. Just tell him you love him

FUCK OFF YOU GERIATRIC BITCH

YES WE WOULD PREFER MAL TO YOU YA BITCH

I hate you Adam and belle

Ben and the other three are adorable family

Still hating Audrey. So. Fucking. Much

Love the purple limo

WHY IS TREMAINE NICE. IT MAKES NO SENSE

Bal parent vibes are strong

They shoulda painted the limo roof purple

Dying of cuteness

Proud fiancé Mal. Love it

Fuck off leah

Here’s papa hades. And the ham.

DRAGON MAL. WHOO HOO

Ah well. Nice while it lasted

NOT HER JOB PASTEL COW

So. Much. Ham.

Poor girl. Ouch.

🤮🤮🤮🤮. I still hate her and her geriatric bitch of a grandmother

Oh bitch please. First words out of your mouth were creel. And it ain’t abated

I’m supposed to be sorry for this sad act? I don’t think so

So. Much. Rapping

Oh. SPARE ME WOMAN

Still theft. Throw her on the isle with her grandmother

Lonely and friendless. Because Mal is so much better then you ya limp noodle

Gotta be bad on the back

YOU DESERVE A SLAP AROUND THE FACE YOU SPOILED BRAT

Seriously though. The actual singing is better then the rapping. So gotta give satah her dues

Fuck off grown ups.

YOU PUT THEN THERE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACD

Blue bitch. Just like always belle

Ok. People. You can see it’s hurting bal to do this. KILL THE BEAST

DONT CRY BABY BOY. PLEASE. LAST TIME ALMOST KILLED ME

Murder. The fucking. Parents

Evie. Evie’s sensible. Listen to your sister Mal.

And here comes the guilt. Like always. The narrative blames Mal

That darn cake

Ah. Pain. Hug them now

And jump scare

Oh god. Shut up Audrey. You’re a sore loser

Eh. The prosthesis look ok

Audrey. Nutter. Ben was more then ready to start the honeymoon when Mal was a dragon. Do you really think a hag would stop him?

😂😂😂😂

Oh boy

That’s a lie and you know it bluey.

At least the bikes have an explanation

Why the red for Evie though

And the mutt speaks

Fuck off Chad. I hate you so much

This bitch again

So shrieky.

Kiss ass

Real original

Jump Jane jump!

So many neck cricks

No one tells him anything

Cella’s right Mal

Overly long gag. But cute

Awww 🥰🥰🥰🥰. At least he’s a good dad

Nice reference

And the fear mongering begins.

And here’s the cryptid. He shoulda died in it’s going down

Psycho bitch pirate whore

Cella’s a troll and I love it

The vehicle needs an oil change

At least he’s sleeping. Though that position can not be comfortable

At long last the reveal.

He’s funny. And hot. (I can see where @mochacake2016 is coming from)

We know! We know

And here’s the music

😂😂😂😂.

He’s got a point

Ok.

THERES NO PHONES ON THE ISLAND QUEEN MAL

She actually sounds like jade west here

So far. Besides the proposal. This is my favourite song. Mostly for Hades great looks. Great voice

And the tambourine

Would be better with purple and blue fire effects. But no. We can’t have nice things. They spent the budget on pirate whores make up

She’s got a point. They both do

LISTEN TO HIM

Proud papa

C’mon girl. Cry

Of course she told her sister

He’s a good king.

T-shirt should be ripped.

🤮🤮🤮🤮. Hate her so much

And. Here. We. Go.

Benny. I love you. But did you not hear what she said to Evie when you first met the vks. Of course not. You were lost in Mal’s eyes.

Oh god. PLEASE SOMEBODY GO AND MELT HER

Whore man is probably skunk drunk. Gil’s cute as ever though

Throw hook in the water. And keep it there.

🎶she’s back🎶

And there screwed

He makes feel physically sick

Uma. I love ya. But honestly. Mal owes no one anything. It’s not her job.

No it ain’t

Jay’s got a point

Oh honey

Hook. In the words of the irreverent Captain Jack Sparrow “if the bikes be crashed properly. You be crashed along with it”. Not you Gil. I like you

Mother hen strikes again. Uma ain’t buying what she’s selling

Pure child Celia. (I don’t use this very much but) Gil’s babey (it feels wrong to type£

Chicken arms. No brains. No wit. No dance skills. No rapping skills. Ya basically a walking corpse hook

The dogs giving me a nervous twitch.

I hate the pair of them so no. No sympathy for prince douche bag

Gil makes me cry so simply

Stab the pirate jay. Please. For all of us

Psycho bitch

I want. It. Dead. Brutally. Dead

And more music. If this weren’t Disney they coulda melted them yo pukes of goo and pour it down Harry’s throat.

Oh god

So she can’t count either. Just like her brother

Definitely cha cha slide.

Deep sigh

So much ham.

Here’s a funny idea. How about instead of a bloody pantomime. ACTUALLY FUCKING FIGHT YOU FECKERS

Synchronised armour dancing. That’s new

Oh for fuck sake

Ha ha. Save it for the sob story bitch

What’s next a kick line

Thank god I was wrong.

Hook should be suffocated under the armour right now. Put us out of our misery

Care bear alert

I had to have a flu jab today. And it weren’t as painful as every single nanosecond hooks on screen

Love the platonic affection (I hate the very concept of malvie. What did you expect?)

Mother alert

Don’t eat wild fruit honey

So cute. But so dumb

Oh. Phineas and Ferb reference

Awww babies.

Don’t you dare tell me Mal doesn’t care.

THEY FOUND DOUG

Uma’s so done with care bear bs

More singing. Yay(!)

Please. Remind me again exactly why this is a DCOM. Cause it honestly does not feel like it what with the backstory pirate whores entire existence and the choreography

How has evie not broken a leg in this number.

Believe me Mal and Uma. I feel your frustration they go together like peanut butter and chocolate spread. (Perfectly if you didn’t know)

Where is she going?

She knows how R&J ended right? Double suicide. Why the romanticism huh?

HE IS NOT A RAG DOLL! Though props to Zachary for not corpsing

How can you hate Doug. He’s adorable. Best straight couple ever

There’s ma boy. Rip Harry’s throyatvout plwae.

Ben’s always been hot. But this is definitely working for me.

Awww. Carlos helping his papa

Wet Ben. Yum

Awww. Janelos cuteness.

Love the beard. So good. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Someone murder the man whore before I do.

He makes me wanna throw up. And I’m not physically capable of doing that

@rpsocsandcanonohmy. I get where you’re coming from. But I also get where Ben is coming from. Sunbeam did get him abducted. And man slut tried to feed him to sharks. So I do understand both points. Doesn’t mean you’re wrong though

JUST. EXPLAIN. HIS MIND IS BEAST ADDLED

Shoulda let Ben slash hooks throat jay. You’re slipping buddy

Mal’s eating crow

Hopefully he chad suffocates. Then she’s have done one thing that wasn’t completely worthlessly reprehensible

🎶feelings🎶

And it had to ruin it

Te-am work. As plankton says

Proud sister

Boys are back. (With dude and the mutt in tow)

YAAAAAAAAAY

I hate happy harry. But I do like happy Uma. Eh. Double edged sword

BAL THIRST. FINALLY

Shoulda gone with Janelos. Jarlos is from big time rush

Oh they’re so cute

Poor Doug.

DOUG AND GIL FRIENDSHIP.

So. Update. Might be like Mal. (Definitely loving Ben’s facial hair)

Yawning over chad. So pathetic

Her seat from him douchey mcuseless

Poor Janey

Cats outta the bag

Once again. I kinda understand all points. Yeah Mal shouldn’t have lied. But Uma didn’t really give her and choice. And Evie just kinda assumed. And no one really lets her explain anything.

Hooks still pathetic. Even hurt emotionally I still wanna punch his roger rabbit looking face (Sorry Roger)

Oh dear

Mal. Don’t apologise. You did what you felt you needed to do. And no gives you a chance to explain. Ever.

Yes. You needed to do what you could.

Excellent acting all around as usual

Evie. Look. I love you. Your favourite number seven. But WHY IS IT YOUR SISTERS JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE IT MALS PROBLEM

Ha! Evie said it. She said family.

Oh fuck. Taken for granite

More singing.

Monster/story/invincible

I do want to stab Harry in the mouth with the hook

More flashback. Yay(.). Couldn’t they fill out the runtime

Flashbacks. TO THE START OF THE SO G THE FLASHBACK IS FROM. OH FOR FUCK SAKES

More dragon.

Audrey’s performance might make me a vegetarian

How is it not crushed by the claws?

Fire should be green

Yay. Auds dead. Please say yes?

The twins say literally one thing

From magical incantation to vaguely irritating verbal tick. Well alright then

Evie. Why do you sound so sad. It’s a good thing Audrey’s dying. The ultimate price and all that. You should be glad. It’s a good thing

Mal: he’s my father. Ben: shocked face. Me: makes a sound like a boiling kettle

Bye bye facial hair

Die slut

More eating crow

The in laws meet

Exactly hades. Exactly. Knee beast in the dick

God Ben’s so hot.

Bite Adam’s throat out please hades

Should’ve let Audrey waste away. And sent granny to Tartarus to meet her

OH SPARE ME YOUR BLEEDING HEART ROUTINE! I still hate you in a fundamental level

OH FINALLY YOU GERIATRIC BITCH

Nice little family moment

What the fuck is Evie’s dress?

Queen Mal has a very nice ring to it.

Sure you can. You owe them noting. You owe nobody anything

Jay has a pull back braid in his hair. Yay!

“Audrey would be gone”. You say it as though that’s a bad thing

“Insert woody woodpecker laugh”. Fuck you Adam

Compromise. Bring the vks over. And plop Adam Audrey chad anleah on the isle. Sink it into the ocean

Why didn’t Verna bring the barrier down. Oh yeah. Cause then she’d be useful

More singing

At least this takes place in daylight

I still hate harry

Push Harry in the drink please. IM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU

God I love Ben and Doug

Why the Charleston?

I still hate tremaine

Well. Jane. In ZM. You met Mal. She’s Carlos’s mother in this au

Giljay. It’s cute

So Harry makes me ill right upbto the end. Now he’s related to purple and blue

🎶a bitch is in the dog house🎶. And deservedly so

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sweet little king

Oh boy

Whore has a turkey neck

This is the end. Good movie. With some unneeded bits. I’m gonna change a lot in ZM part three. And both dedications broke me.

#disney descendants #descendants 3 #anti harry x chad #anti harry x doug #anti harry x jane #harry x jay #anti harlos #anti malvie #anti haudrey #anti benrry #anti harry hook #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti chad charming

[better-quack-faster]

Know your anthropomorphic animal

Let's do some analysis of the animal characters in Disney Duck and Mouse comics! (And also DuckTales)

At first sight it looks like the animal characters in this universe (let's call it Duckverse but don't forget we're also counting characters from Mouse part of the franchise!) are a polar opposite of characters from Zootropolis:

in Zootropolis, all animals are wild animals, because in that world humans never existed;

in Duckverse, all animals are domesticated animals.

Now things are actually a bit more complicated if you're, say, a fan who wants their Original Character to be a different species than the main characters, maybe because they shouldn't be confused for family or maybe just to make them look unique. Which species to choose to make your OC fit nicely in Duckverse?

(Of course you can make your Duckverse OC any species you want and no one would blame you! At the end of this post there’s even a reason why! I'm just a bit curious about which animals are most likely to appear in-universe, since there seems to be some kind of pattern)

Let's look at the main cast from Duck and Mouse comics. I only mean the "human-like" characters, not the characters who are treated like regular animals (Pluto, Bolivar etc). Among them we can see a whole lot of different domesticated animals (with examples):

ducks (Donald's family, Flintheart, Magica)

miece (Mickey, Minnie)

dogs (Beagle Boys, Goofy)

chickens (Panchito, Gyro)

geese (Gladstone, Gus)

pigs (the mayor of Duckburg)

cows (Clarabelle)

horses (Horace)

cats (Pete, Trudy)

parrots (Jose, Mark Beaks)

Most of them are farm animals which in real life are kept for meat, milk, eggs etc etc. Keeping that in mind, some possible animal species for your OC include:

sheep

goats

turkeys

ostriches

rabbits

yaks

llamas

alpacas

The rest of animals on the first list are kept as pets in real life. This makes it possible to use one of the following species as your OC:

hamsters

turtles

ferrets

cavies

fish (good luck with this one tho)

peacocks

Now this looks like a whole lot of possibilities and everyone should be able to find something cool for their OC.

But wait! There is more!

Of course it is entirely possible to keep a mouse as a pet. Don't you forget however that in real life a mouse can invade your home uninvited, since it's a pest that found out it's pretty comfortable to live near humans!

Occasionally some Duckverse characters are based on animals that aren't really domesticated, but are commonly associated with spaces populated by humans. These characters include:

pigeons

gulls

crows

etc etc

Following this trend, no one should blame anyone whose OCs are:

storks

squirrels

raccoons

foxes

swans

etc etc

Finally, rarely we can see characters who are based on animals commonly thought of as "wild", not associated with humans at all. These would be:

eagles (Emil Eagle)

owls (Jay J)

wolves (Big Bad Wolf, Li'l Bad Wolf, Hack & Slash)

toads (there are some in DuckTales)

vultures (Scrooge's board of directors in DuckTales reboot)

Which imo means it's ok to make your Duckverse OC an animal that in real life isn't associated with humans at all.

Now go and design your own Duckverse OCs!

#analysis #disney duck comics #disney mouse comics #ducktales reboot #ducktales #I might be wrong in many points but I had to write it down #I've been definitely too intensively thinking about this all #hope it helps anyone #original post #look I was just very anxious about making my OCs into swans and storks #now hush

[stone-man-warrior]

August 9, 2018: 5:18 pm:

August 9, 2018: 1:03 pm:<br><br>Observations at the Wal-Mart:<br><br>I go to ... StoneMan .Warrior - 2018-08-09T16:58:26-0400 - Updated: 2018-08-09T20:18:02-0400

August 9, 2018: 1:03 pm: Observations at the Wal-Mart: I go to the Wal-Mart, or to the Fred Meyer's grocery store in Grants Pass Oregon to shop for food every ten days or so. The shopping for groceries experience is a life-or-death activity for Americans. Sometimes, the shopping experience includes that I will be confronted by some famous person at the store, and when that happens, things become very real... I have been confronted by Ted Nugent, Robert Duval... ========================= Incoming call from American Medical Response assassin cart drivers just now. Thursday: 1:10 pm. The AMR cart Driver service is sponsored by the Oregon State Government assassination squad in Salem Oregon from the offices of Kate Brown, Governor. ========================= ... Sarah Palin; Kid Rock; members of the cast of Cheers; members of the cast of The Office; Shelley Long; George Wendt; Barack Obama (during his tenure); Dick Cheney; Ann and Nancy Wilson more than once; Sarah Huckabee; Ted Danson; Jay Leno; David Letterman' Slash; Axle Rose; and a variety show of others. I have been doing this for a long time and the shenanigans just don't  seem to surprise me anymore. When the famous people show up, it means there is a snuff movie being made and I am the star of the show. When that happens, those are famous snuff movie makers, and have a very large, crafty, and secretively stealth entourage of support people, film and sound engineers, make-up crew and private security detail. Some of the famous snuff movie SAG members have deemed these events as "Celebrity Death Match" and are exactly that... and are filmed. If the truth ever is found, there will be a large collection of snuff movies that shoe a fight with various weapons between myself, and some famous asshole who has a team of assassins to help kill me, except that in these snuff movies, it will be shown that a lot of famous people are dead and were killed on film in a "Celebrity Death Match" that backfired. Today, right now, there are at least one hundred very famous SAG members who are indeed deceased, yet somehow, continue to live, and entertain. Tom Petty was one such person associated with Celebrity Death Match Snuff Movie making service. Mr. Petty died recently, last year, for the second time. If Tome Petty were to be famous for his most outstanding achievement, it would have to be that he is a man who managed to die twice. Two times. Duplicate Death Service. He died once in about 2010, and he died again in 2017. It must be a miracle. With that said, today, there are a number of famous people who are dead, yet still entertain, and for all intents and purposes are alive and well. In other words, there ar a lot of impostors in the SAG who will also die again someday. Ok, well I did not intend to write about all of that, but there you go. Do what ever you like with the information. I wanted to write about observances at the Wal-Mart. At Wal-Mart, there is a men's clothing department. In the clothing department there are pants for sale. There are a lot of pants at the Wal-Mart, all hanging neatly on the racks for dispaly... dys-play... The pants on the racks are size 40 waist and above. There are a few pairs of pants that are 38 waist. And a couple, two, three, 36 waist size. In a sea of pants, hundreds of pairs of pants, there are no size 31, 32, 33, 34, waist size pants. None. Zero pants in the men's clothing department that will fit any normal sized man. It has been that way for many years. They have excuses when questioned about it. The excuse is that all of the pants in normal size have sold out, and these are what is left, that I should come back and try looking again later after a new shipment arrives. =================================================== Pissed-off rant complete with cuss words and throwing of objects. =================================================== All they have available at the Wal-Mart is World-Wide-Pants. Hello? Anyone? Doughnuts and coffee? Popcorn and Jujubees? How about a Tonight Show Coffee Cup with Jay Leno's Autograph on it? How about David Letterman's Autograph? What if they just signed it instead? Would you do some ant-terrorist work then? Dickhead, yeast infected Virginia! Agent Smart... agent 86. Agent 99. Chaos. Now is a real good time to do some anti-terrorist work. The very best and most helpful way that agents from Langley could help, is to step the fuck out of the way, have fucking doughnut so you can fit into the available pants at the Wal-mart, and let the US Military do what they do... Let them bomb the living daylight out of Hollywood so we can put this mess back together. ============================================== I look at pants almost every time I go to Dystopian Wal-Mart. There are never any normal size pants. I know why there are no normal sized pants at the Wal-Mart now. It's because that in Socio-terrific Dystopia, here in Oregon, no one needs to purchase pants. The terrorists get what they need given to them. The clothes are handed out as needed by the soldiers. The normal size pants are taken to the church, most likely the one on 9th street in Grants Pass, and distributed to soldiers there. No one needs to purchase food either, instead, soldier Seventh Day Adventist Screen Actor Guild Vatican terrorists have private buffet, they can go there and eat whatever they want twice per day. But no buys food at the store. Anyone attempting to purchase food, clothing or anything at all at the Wal-Mart will be marked as an outsider and singled out for extermination services, like I have been. In the women's clothing department. There are isles and isles of shelves and racks stacked way up high... of braziers. There must be 10,000 Braziers available at the Wal-Mart in every shape, size, configuration and color option imaginable. There are so many braziers, because all of the American Women have been exterminated. Dead women don't use braziers. and that is why they have so many. They have to keep the inventory at the store a certain way so that it does not raise concerns with corporate offices, so, they still have to order more braziers, even though there are no breasts for the braziers to support. The terrorists have killed all of the American women, and no one cares. No one ever answers the cries for help... no one cares. If anti-terrorist agents would go there, to the brazier department and pick up a few bra's, then, they could take those bra's to their favorite movie actress or rock star, or public official and get a FUCKING AUTOGRAPH put on the braziers they  take. Then, at least, there would be some real FUCKING BOOBS to look at when the top blows off of the Pent-A-gone. You asshole! It's a partridge in a pair tree. You Asshole Ant-terrorist agents killed all the women because you did not know how to do your fucking job! Yeah... I am pissed off! Everyone knows what the fuck is happening except the people who are supposed to know. EVERYONE! Even the women who are forced into doing pornography have been trying to send you assholes a fucking clue, they gave you a web site called BRAZZERS... you idiots! It's a CRY FOR HELP! And, it means go to the store, it does not matter what store, just go, have look around, see anything you like? here... see these? These are my boobs... now go to the store, look around, can you help? Don't you notice something hanging right in your face you idiot? Look at the girl in the next Chatterbate booth you fucking pedophile anti-terrorist agent... she has boobs too... now go to the store, have a look around, but FOR GODS SAKE DON"T TELL ANyONE THAT I TOLD YOU TO LOOK AT BRAZIERS! because they will kill us, all of us, even the ones that did not say anything, we will all be killed if you say we sent you to the store to look at the inventory of bra's. They will just get new women to do the porn. Most of the women and girls that are doing the pornography are hero's. They are forced to it in ways the anti=terrorist agents don't understand. You cannot purchase food. One more time, Americans cannot purchase food at the grocery store. That means, that when someone, such as a young girl, young American girl, like your daughter for instance, when she tries to buy food, she is subject to a facefull of Nitrous oxide mixed with Versed airborne gas and is carried away, never to be seen or heard from again. Except on the Porn channels. There, these girls do whatever they are able to do in hopes of being rescued. They have no choices because they cannot purchase food in a society that requires money earned from income of a job that can be used to trade in exchange for food at the grocery store. Think about it. Society; money; purchase; necessities, choices; no choices; captivity; porn; please help. Look at these? Please? Look? I can give you the name of one super hero in porn that you will not understand because you are an idiot anti-terrorist agent chasing dark skinned people with black beards. Her name is Roxy Raye. If you watch Roxy Raye, then you know exactly how the terrorists are doing what they do. If you do not protect her, she will disappear as a result of this explanation. I hope you will choose to protect miss Raye. She knows more about terrorism than any one in the entire state of Virginia. ============================================ World Wide Pants: Founder: David Letterman Founded: 1991 Headquarters: New York City, NY Number of employees: 70 (2007) Type of business: Production company ============================================

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StoneMan .Warrior - 2018-08-09T18:01:30-0400 - Updated: 2018-08-09T18:04:36-0400

August 9. 2018: 2:46 ppm: The entry above explains a whole bunch of things, it does not explain things very well, but I have no training in this, so, blow me. Here is what I think is going to happen as a result of what I wrote above. First, Miss Raye will be in danger, and possibley will never be seen or heard from again. Then, Donald J. Trump will meet with his advisers, and on the recommendation of John Bolton, the USA will bomb Syria. Again. That is how it works in the White House, Toon-Town Terror patrol. When someone explains that in Seventh Day Adventist secret code language, the word "Lettuce" means "Labia", which is part of a Vagina, then, after the explanatory jargon is digested, the agents who attempted to decipher the code come to the conclusion that there are seven days left to act in order to protect the Syrian people from a gas attack from Lybia. Muammar Gaddafi and his deceased one year old son will suddenly be reincarnated and deemed a threat to the existence of human life on Earth and Arnold Schwarzenegger will be consulted for further intel. After that, the USA bombs Syria. It;s embarrassing though, because they came to the conclusion that it was Lybia that was supposed to have been bombed, and it was all because there was some idiot who could not figure out that a camel-toe has nothing to do with the humps of a desert dwelling beast. Syria will be bombed within twenty four hours of this post, and miss Raye will vanish. The people from Virginia should save Miss Raye, Syria is already fucked.

StoneMan .Warrior - 2018-08-09T19:33:08-0400 - Updated: 2018-08-10T00:28:18-0400

August 9. 2018: 3:45 pm: As follows: Easement Brigade: Easement Brigade is a Sub-Flocking-Terrorist-Cancer-Cell. A specialized group of terrorist soldiers who use Easements on the property of selected target victims. The "Easement-Brigade" is a term I made up in order to think about what they do, a tool, the term is not likely to have been heard, and is my own invention, coined so that I can make notable reference for careful thought. If the term Easement Brigade is heard by anyone else but me, it means that said information was HACKED FROM MY EMAIL AT YAHOO. The Easement Brigade is a group that is associated with the following other groups, and the members of the sub-group belong to these other groups as a home base sort of group... OK? Grocery Outlet Pacific Power and Light Grants Pass Community Church Grants Pass Rural-Metro Fire Service Taylor's Sausage Federal Department of Fish and Game Oregon State Department of Wildlife: Medford Federal Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ): Medford Federal Bureau of Land Management (BLM): Medford Others....Members of.these organizations compose the Easement Brigade when in Easement Brigade Modality. (the list above is not a joke or an exaggeration. It brings me great sorrow and grief to know that this information is discounted by anti-terrorist agencies. This information is very difficult to obtain, and dangerous to report here. Great sorrow, but not as much grief and sorrow as the victims who have been violently killed by these people, These people do extremely violent and cruel killing activities. Not like the Seventh Day Adventists who just use a Sword.) The Easement Brigade is headed by Francis Taylor of 600 "MyStreet". Ms. Taylor works closely with her husband Richard Taylor. Together they form the heart of the group. Easement Brigade encroachments are bold. Any targeted Victim who has a power line easement, property line easement, wildlife creek easement, or any other kind of measurable, and enforceable area that is used to provide emergency or other warranted access to a property is fair game for Easement Brigade encroachment. The Easement Brigade encroaches on a property and waits until the victim sees them there. Then, they insist that they have a right to be there, they sometimes bring fishing poles and will pretend to be fishing in the creek of an intended victim. Francis and Richard Taylor have a double barrel side-by-side breach barrel shotgun that they use to kill people who ask them to stop fishing in the creek areas around their homes. Not many terrorists use firearms so outwardly and visable, the Taylor's are an exception to the rules. Easement Brigade was here, doing encroachment terrorist activities as follows: Terrorist assassin at 520 "MyStreet" in the woods in the Creek Easement was launched into orbit, and presumably part of a Ford Ranger pick-up truck assassin tank commander parked on the road by the mailboxes. Tank commander assassins are recognizable by the gigantic head phones they wear for listening to com, and has a around the face microphone built in like a headset for a tank commander. It is a terrorist uniform designed to discredit anyone who reports that someone who looks like a tank commander is stalking them. It's effective. Also, Richard Taylor's Large Blue Four Door Sedan drove past my driveway to get visual information as to my position in my yard post encroachment terrorist launching from the Creek Easement. Richard Taylor, I thought, was dead. So who is driving the Blue Sedan is not known. Mr, Taylor is known as "The Garden Gnome" when I need to make reference to him because of his insistence on just sitting somewhere in my yard and claiming he has a right to be there because of the easement That is all I have on today's encroachment by Easement Brigade. Francis and Richard Taylor of 600 "MyStreet" also belong to another more specialized group of assassins that do "Whale Hunting" Service. I don't have a name for them except perhaps Moby-Dick. This will not be believable, so I am going to write about briefly. The Taylors have a Ford Econoline Old Van. The van has a metal screened cage inside that separates the cargo area from the cab area. The van has no door knobs in the cargo area, and if someone is in the cargo area of the Taylor's van, they cannot get out of it. The van has anchoring devices built onto the framework of the undercarriage. The anchoring devices lock into the ground at predetermined places where the anchoring devices have been prepaired for fit. There is one anchoring device at each corner of the old Econoline van. There is a large harpoon that can be secured inside the van. The van with harpoon projectile is set up at whale hunting locations, pre set for anchoring. Whales are American Citizens driving past the Taylor's pre-set whale hunting locations such as the one at the bottom of the Interstate 5 Freeway exit number 55 Southbound on the left hand side at the stop sign there. The harpoon is large and there is a basket that contains the coiled cable that is attached to the harpoon projectile. . The van is anchored in place. The targeted victim drives past. The harpoon is sent downrange. The harpoon hits the door of the car of the victim and impales the victim through the door. The coiled cable reaches maximum length, the van anchors keep the van in place. The victim is violently pulled through the door of the automobile they are driving. The door comes off the car sometimes. The harpoon is barbed. Other people nearby crash. It turns into the "Making of Ben Hur" because it is all filmed for entertainment by those in Government, Screen Actor Guild Members, and rock stars. Terrorists profit. Americans are killed violently. Hollywood entertainers are entertained. Government officials are satisfied. And French American Republic Territory is advanced for followers of Mitt Romney and Justin Trudeau. This is real terrorism, not the kind that is presented on television. If you want television terrorism, turn the television on to your favorite News agency and watch the "Daily Catastrophe'. It was put there for you so you won't have to worry about the real terrorism that I report here on this page. Did the USA bomb Syria Yet today? I haven't watched any network news today on YouTube so I don't know.

StoneMan .Warrior - 2018-08-09T20:36:49-0400 - Updated: 2018-08-09T21:21:56-0400

August 9, 2018: 5:35 pm:

This is the head yeast infection. Secretary Kirstjen M. Nielsen (Official Photo) Department of Homeland Security This White Skinned Seventh Day Adventist Screen Actor Guild Vatican Terrorist Soldier Commander Blonde BOMBSHELL with Good Hair and Nice Looking Fingernails is responsible for carrying out orders from Terrorist Commander Screen Actor Guild Vatican Leader Donald J. Trump for Bomb Syria Cover Service Operations and is Also in Charge of Extermination of American Women at the Wal-Mart Service Providers. This Woman has a tank filled with Nitrous Oxide mixed with Versed Airborne Poison Gas Up Her Ass at all Times. This is a very dangerous person. Fight terrorism with a Bic Lighter and Watch as she Bursts into Bits, or is Launched into Orbit. There are more like her. Use Caution.

StoneMan .Warrior - 2018-08-09T21:54:32-0400

Once again, this is the head Pedavore: . Betsey DaVose: US Secretary of Education Chief. I have no words for this Except that she is another Vatican operative in the White House and carries a tank of Nitrous Oxide mixed with Versed Airborne Poison Gas up her Ass at all times. Fight terrorism with a Bic Lighter and watch as she Bursts into Bits, or is Launched into Orbit.

StoneMan .Warrior - 2018-08-09T23:55:16-0400

August 9, 2018: 8:37 pm: The articles below are an excerpt from today's email correspondence to me from the White House Press Department regarding prison reform in the USA. ====================================================== The startling facts about America’s prison system Following successful bipartisan passage of the FIRST STEP Act in the House of Representatives, President Trump is hosting a roundtable with a number of America’s governors today to discuss implementing prison reform in their states. President Trump supports efforts to reduce recidivism—the return of former inmates to prison—as a way to make America’s streets safer. The Administration has worked closely with Congress to find a solution that reduces crime, enhances public safety, and increases opportunity for those who have earned a second chance. “The facts about America’s prison system are startling,” Senior Advisor Jared Kushner wrote in The Wall Street Journal in April. “The U.S. has 4% of the world’s population, but roughly 25% of the world’s prisoners. . . . Of the 650,000 people who leave prison every year, two-thirds will commit a new crime within three years.” The bottom line, says Kushner: “President Trump promised to fight for the forgotten men and women of this country—and that includes those in prison.” ==================================================== This news about prison systems in the USA from the White House suggests to me that the prison industry is exactly that. Reading between the lines tells me that there is a lot of money to be made by contracting with the federal government to hold people in a prison. With such an idea being true, and the prison system being an industry that profits, then, there is no incentive in the courtrooms to provide a fair trial for those people who have been arrested for crimes. I know that the State Police are impostors, I also know that the Courthouse where I live is filled with impostors and crooks who should be in prison themselves. What we have here is a situation whereby the criminals have hijacked the legal system and they have found a way to profit through imprisonment of innocent people. Not only that, but with a profit in mind per inmate, then, how is anyone who is inside a prison ever going to be treated fairly upon revue and consideration for release? This is another way the terrorists are winning. Innocent people being sent to prison so that Donald j. Trump and his Vatican friends can make a profit through imprisoning innocent people. How do we know that when the bill for the imprisonment services is rendered, that the individual subjects of the paying system are accounted for and are in good health? The only view we have into a prison, is the view granted from the Screen Actor Guild Media. So, it has to be Fake.StoneMan .Warrior - 2018-08-10T01:49:23-0400 - Updated: 2018-08-10T04:48:07-0400August 9, 2018: 10:45 pm: I am getting vibes from the sources that there is a boat of interest somewhere. An important boat or the vibes would not be there. There could be some kind of plan to steal, or damage a Navy ship, like when the McCain and the Fitzgerald were attacked with cargo ships that were loaded with Nitrous Oxide and the boats collided. maybe like that. The vibes are subtle, and secretive, and complicated, Not too complicated to say that the vibes are there. The vibes point to a space sort of idea. If I had to guess to protect something and was not even sure about what I was protecting, I would watch the USS Columbia: Los Angeles CA: SSN=771, just a little closer than usual. The inclination I am having about this boat interest includes that there are three of something. Three knobs. Three items. Three. Also, French style mustache, thin, separated, two sides of the same thing. Possibly if the boat inclination is correct, then perhaps there are three impostors on-board the boat. That is all I have on that.

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★ Salman Khan reveals when he used to improve bad scripts and why no Khan has 10 per cent of Rajesh Khanna’s stardom !

Salman Khan bares all about his choice of films and why he doesn't understand film promotional strategies today. He thinks his upcoming Kabir Khan directorial Tubelight has a much higher emotional quotient, and signing Tiger Zinda Hai and Remo D'Souza's dance film was a foolish decision.

Priyanka Sharma | June 4, 2017

Salman Khan is not the most articulate man around. In fact, during a conversation with him, until he goes off track, takes bizarre turns and draws anecdotes, amusing but unrelated to what you are talking about, you know it’s not him. So, on Saturday evening, as Salman spoke to a group of journalists ahead of the release of Tubelight, while he retained his typical meandering way of talking, he did surprise them with a lesser-seen seriousness and full-fledged responses, a departure from the ambiguity he usually shows.

Here are the excerpts from a half-an-hour interview with the star, where he spoke about the maths of box-office collections which he doesn’t understand, the change in his film choices over the years and why he doesn’t believe that he, Shah Rukh Khan and Aamir Khan are as big as people think them to be.

Q. The trailer of Tubelight and the film’s two songs have generated great response, so, half the battle is already won?

Salman: You never know till the film releases. The overseas collection, the box-office collection decide the fate of the film. Your hardcore fans will go to watch your films on the opening weekend so, your collections would be amazing. But then, usually the film drops on Monday-Tuesday. So, the eventual lifetime business of a film you only get to know on a Monday or a Tuesday. Then you also have to see that the country’s got to be peaceful, should be in celebratory mood. Some controversy shouldn’t happen. There are thousands of things that the film depends on. Protests shouldn’t happen, people should not get scared of going to the theatres. The atmosphere should be peaceful and happy. That eventually will destine the lifetime business of the film.

In fact, I don’t understand how people say that this film will earn this much on first day and second day. I just don’t get that maths at all because if there’s some tragedy with someone, he or she wouldn’t come for the film. There can be many reasons that people wouldn’t turn up for the movie. So, how do you decide the collections in advance. So, when they tell me that opening weekend it will cross Rs 100 crore, I don’t buy it.

When we did Jai Ho, we cut down the prices of the ticket. But we didn’t tell about it to anyone. Even we forgot that. So, the next day when we went for interviews, Sohail and I were shocked, we were like what is happening, we were so sad that we haven’t done the business that we actually do. People called it disaster, a flop. We later recalled that we had slashed the prices. Our thinking was that if you have to beat, beat at the price rate of Rs 250, not at Rs 600-900. Families go for movies, then all that popcorn, Pepsi, then kids would want you to buy them something from the mall. So, it’s a huge expense. So, just for our own ego and satisfaction, increasing the price of tickets is not cool. But having said that, this is also true that when people get something at a cheap rate, they feel the right to run you down, to criticise. But when you watch something for Rs 950, even if the film is bad you will find something to like. That’s how we think.

You watch something on TV, for free, and you love it. I have got calls from people saying that we watched this movie on TV and wonder why it didn’t do well. I tell them because you didn’t go to the theatre to watch it. There are options today, people choose one over the other on the basis of the promos. And you can’t afford two movies.

Q: So, do you think that pulling audience to theatres is quite difficult today?

Salman: It’s very difficult. The only thing that I feel can draw audience to the theatres are the film’s posters in the theatres, the trailers in the theatres, promos played on television and information about the release date in papers. The people, who go to theatres are the same number who keep going to theatres all the time. Even today, when I go to a theatre, the first thing that I notice are the posters and I go 15-20 minutes before to see the trailers. So, I know what film is coming when.

I believe that is the best and the cheapest form of publicity ever. We never promoted films earlier. There was one All India Radio channel. So, during Maine Pyar Kiya I did one interview but after that, for the longest time I didn’t do anything. Producers used to put trailers, posters. There was no television at that point of time. People (still) used to go to theatres. Now, there are so many TV channels and radio channels. There were none then. And the films used to run for 100 days. Today, the lifetime business is four-six weeks.

Q: For the longest time, Tubelight was reported as an Indo-Chinese love story and now, during the promotions, all we see is you and Sohail.

Salman: The plot of the film is about brothers, it is about them. How one goes to war and what happens with him, and how the other is left here. Then there’s a love story also, his struggles too, then there’s a kid too. So it’s not just one thin line. Because the plot is about brothers, we are promoting it like that. Now, you will say get that kid too, who by the way is the most amazing kid I have ever met in my entire life. He is on some other level. I was wondering why aren’t they getting him for publicity. I would want to do all my interviews with him. I hope he comes. He is playing a Chinese boy in the film but in real life he is an Indian. So, they (makers) said, ‘We will keep it a surprise,’ and now, I have disclosed it to you guys. So, I don’t understand these things (promotional strategy).

The things that he (Martin Rey Tangu) says, he is not that over smart kid at all. So, one day he tells Kabir and me, ‘You guys said it will be fun working in the film and I will enjoy. But here, you are making me the same thing again. You have made me wear this sweater in this hot weather, these shoes that I am wearing are hurting me. I don’t like this.’ Then we said, ‘Arey, but you will get to be an actor.’ He replied, ‘I don’t want to be an actor, I want to be a chef. You should try my cupcake.’ Just imagine! And he is just five or six-year-old.

Q: Was it tough shooting for Tubelight considering it’s a period film?

Salman: It’s difficult. But more than that what is difficult is to play a character like this because to get that innocence, that walk, speak the lines that one speaks… I might have had some shades of this character while growing up but that’s a long time ago. This is what happened in the narration, I could have easily said, ‘I want to do Dabangg type films. This is a beautiful script but it’s not for me.’ But there was something in my heart that liked this character, then I took it.

But when I took it, I realised that I might overdo this. These characters are very difficult to do because you might start looking like a fraud, a caricature. You might look like a joke. So, if it’s a funny film then it’s okay but if it’s an emotional film, then it’s the most difficult thing to do. Then you need to dig so deep down and so far back that it takes a toll on you. Then you go back to when you were growing up, how you were with your friends and since it’s a period film and the character is quite child-like, you have to look at things you did as a child which of course you don’t do now. And if someone does it on screen, you say how kiddish is that. But this character allowed me to do everything.”

Q: The purity of your character in the film reminds one of that in the Sooraj Barjatya films and Bajrangi Bhaijan from the recent times. Is it difficult to play these roles now?

Salman: Playing them is not difficult. What is difficult is after you play it, how you implement (the qualities of these characters) in your life. That’s the most difficult thing to do and that’s what I am trying to do. I am trying my level best to do that.

Q. Do you still feel pressured ahead of a Friday?

Salman: Yeah, but for different reasons. You do a film, you put in so much of hardwork. That’s okay, but the reason that you have signed the film is because you think it will be a sure-short hit. Now, the film releases and it is a flop, that means your thinking has gone all wrong. And this starts making you think about the other film that you have just signed. So, now if such things happen, not only you lose the money and you go down in your career, but you also take others with you. All the fans that have paid to watch your film come out being disappointed, that disappointment is the worst thing that can ever happen. And of course, collections are important. This is our profession, our career. If you start a business, you don’t want to make losses. It doesn’t work like that. So, this is our business.

Q. With Bajrangi Bhaijan, Sultan and now Tubelight, there is a perception that you have finally become serious about doing roles where you are required to act.

Salman: I have become very serious about choosing my films correctly so, that I don’t have to do that much… There are these phases of not doing much and the script, screenplay doing everything, the supporting cast doing everything (for you). For example, Bajrangi Bhaijan. I didn’t have to do anything. The screenplay was taking me. What did I have to do in the film? Nothing. Just carry the girl and walk. There’s nothing. Just look left, look right. Look simple, that’s it.

Tubelight is more difficult because emotional quotient is much higher. Emotionally, this film was difficult, But apart from that… after Sultan, there was some pain, ligaments torn, knee is still hurting. So, that was the only painful thing. Now, I have signed Tiger Zinda Hai like a fool. I am jumping off buildings. I am going mad, I feel my knee will come out of the socket. After that, I am doing a dancing film, which is even more foolish. I thought it would be a little extra but I didn’t realise dancing today is gymnastic. So, at 52… I am like I am in a fix now.

Q. But was there a phase when you took things for granted and have you changed in a sense that now, you think you need to give back to your audience much more than what you offered them earlier?

Salman: I never took anything for granted. What happened was the kind of films that I got, I just chose the best from them. Then, I used to see that this is an average script and there’s so much wrong with it, now what to do? I wasn’t getting good scripts. So, I used to call the director at home and all my energy used to go in improving the script. Thank God, I come from the family of writers so while improvising we took films to a (better) level.

And now, people come with written scripts which are fabulous and it is difficult to choose from them. It’s the phase right now. Whatever goes up, goes down as well. So, the thing is how long can one hold and stay at his position and go higher which is the most difficult thing that ever has been because you are going to go low. But all of us are going to make sure that the younger generation should earn their bread and butter.

Q. While there are many competent actors today, people believe there can’t be a star bigger than the three Khans.

Salman: It’s not true. Acting wise, I don’t think there’s anyone bigger than Dilip Kumar. After that, Mr Bachchan has had a great run. Till today, he is doing Kaun Banega Crorepati. He is still working, you put on the TV and he is everywhere. He is almost like the face of the country. Stardom wise, if you think we guys have the popularity and all, for six-seven years there was Rajesh Khanna. Nobody’s bigger than him. Second was Kumar Gaurav because I have seen both of them. I was 9-10, when I saw Rajesh Khanna’s stardom and when I was 16-17, I saw Kumar Gaurav’s. It was unbelievable. So, when they talk about us, I tell them I have seen stardom and ours is not even 10 per cent.

Indian Express

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