#<- yes im using this name now too

[knizuu]

IT’S FANG’S BIRTHDAY, CELEBRATE IT!!!

My wife is like…29 years old now! :D

Oh ye, in terms of meta age, my Fang is basically a toddler-

#sonic #sonic fandom #art #my art #fang the sniper #my art <3 #nack the weasel #fang the hunter #sth #Jet the jerboa #fang the weasel #fang the jerboa #fang of many names #HIM!!!! #MY WIFE <3 #<3 #FANGS BDAY OML #Nack the knave #<- yes im using this name now too

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #GONNA START FORMATTING MY COMICS BETTER. W THE PROPER 'PREV' 'NEXT' LINKS #REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES BUT AAAUUUHH MY BRRAAAIN MY BRAIN IS SO IDEASSS. I HAVE 3 OTHER PAGES SKETCHED OUT #NO PROMISES ILL FINISH EM ANY TIME SOON OR EVER. MY WHIMS ARE THEIR OWN BEAST AND I ONLY DRAW ON MY WHIMS #THAT BEING SAID IF U COMMISSIONED ME ILL GEEETT TO YOUUU IM SORRYYYY. ART IS AN EMOTIONAL RELEASE FOR ME N BABY I HAVE EMOTIONS. #ESPECIALLY ABOUT GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP.for the desc here i put smth that i typed up in the tags of #another thing i made. i gotta make a proper Baby Gillion tag or smth. eventually.. eventually...I LOVE DRAWIN THIS LIL BABY GUY.. #i also LOVE depicting the teachers as just being so fuckin mean. ofc theres variation in that. just like in all things.like the teacher her #idk if itll be mentioned but the octo lady is named Ms Octburn.an octopus pun based off the name of an actual councilor i had #when i was in elementary school i got bullied alot but teachers never did anything. i hated adults and didnt trust them. #but this councilor o mine was so genuinely sweet. i remember spending alot of time w her. she doesnt work there anymore. #but that one school adult that actually earns ur trust and is there for you when they can be.its SO important for a child i think #i hope she knows how much she helped me.youll see in the next page that ms octburn isnt perfect either.but she tries. they all try.somehow. #ALL these comics are gonna be inspired by somesorta experience o mine in the school system. school is so fucked up u ever thing abt that #AND GILLIOOOOONNN IN THE MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE SCHOOL OF ALL. MAINTAINED BY A CULT. CENTERED AROUND HIM. OUR CHOSEN ONE #I IMAGINE ALOT BANKS ON HIS SUCCESS. THIS IS THE WORLD. THE WHOLE WORLD. THE PROPHECY IS GOING TO COME TRUE N UR TELLIN ME #THAT ITS THIS LITTLE IDIOT THATS GONNA BE SAVING US? WHAT IF HE FAILS. IF HE CANT GET THIS RIGHT THEN HE WILL FAIL AND WE WILL DIE #WE NEED TO TRAIN HIM. WE NEED HIM TO LEARN. AND TO SUCCEED. OR ELSE WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE STRESSFUL #in other news i hope ppl actually giggle when they read these. they ARE intended to be comical. dark humor or whatever. like its also sad #this is intended to be a sad comic series. but a funny one too. does that make sense? god i hope so.saw some1 say they had flashbacks- #-reading this. like YES!! THE INTENDED EFFECT!! YOU GET ME!! i love seeing ppl get upset on this lil baby boys behalf. i LOVE seeing ppl- #-wail n weep n cry in the comments. i LOOOVE seeing ppl RELATE to baby gillion. and i love letting u all know that this wont be a happycomi #gillion gets his happiness arc in the actual show. this series is one of unfortunate events. teehehehe. do u guys remember that show #i keep listening to the lil songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events for inspiration. GOOD STUFF!! #anyway uuhh uhh thats all i got in my brain. for now. feed me ur comments give me ur input i NNEEEEEDD THHEEEMMMM

[d1sc01nf3rn0]

I'm seeing a lot of people with neurodivergency, specially under the autism spectrum say that "Laios is annoying, never shuts up, is insensitive, and I can't stand him"; and the irony is not lost on me lmao.

#like im sorry dude did you think all autism is “anime obsessed dude”? #how did you think neurodivergent people behaved on old times? #also like #being unintentionally insensitive is almost a telltale sign of autism cause you struggle with social cues #if anything i think a lot of you are finally habing to face your own internalized predjudices #“he is annoying” yes that's how ableist neurotypical people talk about us all the time tell me something i haven't heard already #like how do i explain to you that a lot of neurotypical people tal the exact same eay youre talkbing about laios #and is annoying when they go “but im neurodivergent! i can be biased agaisnt neurodivergent people” #yes you can because being neurodivergent is not a monolith and you are mistifying being neurodivergent #by implying theres some sort of virtue in being under the spectrum when youre as capable of being a dick just as everyone else #like you think you have autism but suddenly wanting to taste things youre not supposed to eat and not remembering peoples names is too much? #some of yall never experienced beinf a “weird kid” at a young age and it shows #and im not talking the “geek bullied” weird kid kinda way #im talking “the adults think I'm weird amd don't know how to deal with me” #WHICH FITS LAIOS PERFECTLY BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SCENE OF HIS DAD SHOWING HIM FALLIN AS A BABY #AND NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY IS THERE NO EXPECTED REACTION FROM LAIOS #anyways im making this rant because is unreal how many posts of this exist #you think Laios is annoying cause he wont shut up? #congratulations thats how most people see us #now get over it or watch other series if you hate it that much #dunmeshi hell thoughts #weird rant i suppose #dungeon meshi #laios touden

[fem0ral-artery]

hey do we care about this yes or no

#thinking about him. #experienced the first bit while playing w a beloved friend last night #too lazy to clip it sorry #borderlands #vaughn the money man #vaughn sunnwalker #are we using his last name in tags yet yes or no #i havent been paying attention #fake fan alert #talking. #TO CLARIFY NOW IM TALKING ABT HIM HAVING BEEN CHUBBY #cute :)

[transingthoseformers]

In TFA AU where it's Optimus who was left behind on Archa Seven how could he possibly get a techorganic form? I mean, originally Elita used her scanning abilities on giant spiders and got infected, but how the same could happen to Optimus who didn't have scanning abilities?

I'm trying to come up with ideas, but I can't think of anything.

Okay as far as ideas I've got three

He didn't actually become technoorganic, he ended up getting rebuilt somehow instead, whether it was by himself or by someone else

I saw a fic where Tarantulas was on the planet and experimented on him some which gives us the interesting idea of tfa Tarantulas living on Archa Seven permanently because Tara 100% would be the type to turn someone else technoorganic

He lived with the spiders for a WHILE and modified himself into being technoorganic

#maccadam #transformers #that's all i got for now #tfa Optimus prime #optronix #< same guy #the fic I'm referencing used the name nemesis which eh. i think optronix is underrated #tfa elita one #double swap au #would approach two suggest that tara is the spider queen #IM NOT EVEN IMAGINING HIM AS LIKE. ONE OF THE OTHER SPIDERS BUT BIG NO I MEAN FULL ON TARANTULAS THE GUY #tara found a planet full of spiders and went ''ah yes i have finally found my homeland; time to become a spider too'' #idw tara really loved being a spider like that

[jabberwockprince]

since we're all having fun talking about theories and headcanons before the game drops. one thing that i do want for missing link, that is mostly wishful thinking on my part, is a reveal for kairi being a descendant of the player

this is based on their parallels of being shooting stars later found washed up on a beach from the new missing link trailer, plus that one moment from KH1 where kairi's grandma tells her about the age of the fairytales and nothing else lmfao

and i want that so badly because. it would be so fucking ironic and poetic to have kairi be a direct descendant of the one person that raised and cared so much for xehanort. the player, whose memories of ephemer and skuld and chirithy and everyone else influenced xehanort into starting his whole ass spiral and descent into darkness

only for her (and sora) to be the ones to get xehanort to stop in the end. ending a cycle of sorts. for her to be haunted by the memory of xehanort, the same way xehanort was "haunted" by the memory of the player's past life

PLUS. i want it to SPECIFICALLY recontextualize kairi's inheritance of the keyblade from BBS. because kairi's reason to wield a keyblade being nothing more than an "accident" feels like such a disservice to her AND aqua??

if they could recontextualize xehanort into whole new depths in dark road, i dont see why they couldn't reframe that moment as kairi reclaiming a dormant power, her own heritage that her bloodline forgot for centuries, since knowledge about keyblades and wielders began to fade out over time to the point where people who KNEW about them thought they were evil. makes sense that as the age of fairytales is left FORGOTTEN, no one can remember how to summon a keyblade, let alone the knowledge to create one from someone's heart. but having a strong heart (one of the requisites for bequeathing ceremonies) and being in direct contact with a keyblade, could just. help jog the memory a bit

and show that yeah. kairi deserves to wield a keyblade because she has a strong heart, and because this was her heritage that was taken away from her when the worlds began to drift away from each other and so on. not because of an accident

everytime chance, fate and destiny are brought up in the saga to explain why something. happened the way it did. it carries so much weight and so many events that led to That Point. but kairi's inheritance as of right now was just. yeah, an accident. no ceremony at all AND I JUST THINK SHE DESERVES RLLY COOL THINGS OKAY

#khml #DONT GET ME WRONG. THE THEORY AND HC ABOUT #RIKI BEING THE ONE COMING FROM A PRESTIGIOUS BLOODLINE OF POWERFUL WIELDERS #IS ALSO SUPER GOOD #BUT I THINK KAIRI DESERVES SMTH TOO OTHER THAN THE WRITING USING HER JUST TO ELEVATE SORA #their dynamics mean so much to me #some fucking guy named sora and his very cool anime protagonist best friends who actually think HES the coolest protagonist in the world #kairi being stubborn refusing to let go of sora. the same way the player is stubborn in refusing to let their friends die #to the point where they both can just cheat at death many times thanks to their connections with other people #since MOST ppl who came back to life in the saga. they do it by cheating time. or sheer force of will. but rarely thru. friendship and love #looks at luxu. some even refuse to die. kinda wild #YES im delusional #look at me in the fucking eyes right now #sora as a character who keeps being shattered. due to the pressure of his role. things he never asked for and keep happening to him #riki as a character who bends and breaks over and over. as punishment and rebellion. because he doesnt know where he fits in all of this #kairi as a character who keeps vanishing. who continues to have the places and people she loves taken away. and she keeps being left behind

[thefourchimes]

Revenant Slayers

aka the all of us are dead au

“So what? Are we zombie slayers now or something?”

“I don’t know…I think that’s a bit too on the nose…”

“How about revenant slayers then?”

“Don’t encourage the—nevermind. Guess we have jobs now.”

or

Nancy just wanted to know what to do next.

Jonathan just wanted to help his family.

Robin just wanted to understand what’s going on.

Steve just wanted to make things right.

Too bad a zombie apocalypse decided to crash and burn those plans to the ground with them in it.

But maybe, just maybe…they’ll figure it all out along the way.

#ronance #stonathan #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #jonathan byers #revenant slayers au #the ronance stonathan all of us are dead au that’s been in my little microwave head for a while now <3 #the summary makes it sound so light hearted this is making me wheeze #like yes it will be lighthearted but #there will be lots of angst too <3 #please do note that there is no fic #yet #but im working on it AHFIUAHSf #these little revenant slayers <3 #ty liv for helping me out with the name of the au #and just listening to me in general #made a moodboard instead of working on the actual fic LMAO #will probably make separate ronance and stonathan moodboards at some point too

[cloudbells]

I'm sorry I gave everyone the impression that I was gonna be active allie when I first joined this fandom 😔🙏🏿 I planned on it but I should have warned the masses that my life often loves to backhand me away from my interest.

#me my mine #TMI i joined therapy again recently and it's taking up all my mental energy and im trying not to quit it 😩🤞🏿 #when i die the first thing im gonna do is rip god's throat out with my teeth for giving me all these PROBLEMS 🤣 #shower thought of a (culturally) christian #also my name is not allie i just wanted the alliteration #i actually dont mind giving out my real name if i havent already but i feel like people would be uncomfortable with it #for reasons that are too long to tag but anyways im 99% sure ive said my actually name here at least 7 times #also in case it wasn't clear im not really christian #i grew up as an evangelical yes but it's been so long since me and my family have been active in religion #my dad likes to call us “spiritual” now #you may be thinking “user cloudbells whu do you overexplain so much when you're inactive for more than a coupoe weeks?” #and to that i answer “still working that out”

[toytulini]

i made an oc thats at least nicknamed "Stupid" and im constantly thinking about what a power move that is tbh

#toy txt post #i miss it i should play w her more often but it was going to be for a dnd thing that ive all but abandonded bc i feel like #i cant. do that but it sucks bc i had some cool fun concepts and characters but it was hard enough back then when i was just insecure and #knew nothing about dnd and was intimidated by the mechanics but wanted to try dming for some reason but now i just straight up dont know #what to do but i really enjoy those characters. i should just unlock the secret channelsand scrap the dnd game idea for now and keep the #concepts and im sure i could come up w something if i ever actually learned anything about that shit #anyway. my point being. im obsessed w my character i made up and you should be too cos its good shit #toxic anarchist half dragon demigod with authority issues whos an alloaro clown named Stupid Cupid. #i think her pronouns were whatever but also it/she? when i say toxic i mean it did have a bit of a Clown Cult. #Cupid i think is possibly its given name and Stupid was her clown ass addition and yes i do know of the song and yes it is on its playlist #obsessed w all the stupid overpowered characters i made in that universe. they were such good concepts. gulliver obviously. charybdis #silas (cupids father + previous (now deceased) god of chaos) #cupids mother who i dont think i had a name for yet but she was supposed to be kind of a neutral lawful (in a rules lawyering way) #moon paladin who hatefucked the god of chaos after failing to kill him which she was trying to do out of devotion to the moon #and she supposed to have what i can only describe as chainsaw powers? and she destroyed every gun in existence and killed anyone who knew #how to make them until there were no guns left bc silas kept being annoying w guns and was trying to use them on the moon. for reasons #so she really pissed him off and impressed him before she finally got to him and tried to kill him. and if she was even a minor god instead #of a 'mortal' it wouldve worked and thats the only reason he didnt die from her. and then her child. stupid cupid the clown #grew up and had issues and started a clown cult and wandered around usurping warlords and dictators before putting her aim on silas #and trying to kill him. but failing not bc she was mortal but bc he outsmarted it. but he couldbt bring himself to kill it so he had her #put to sleep for a thousand yrs until someone else killed him(he pissed off a stupid seagull druid who lured him into the path of Charybdis #who he'd ALSO pissed off and Charybdis mega killed him and then the gull druid was made the new god of chaos just to have someone fill the #roll but then they kind of suck at it? they did not want that much responsibility altho the immortality is nice. when they took over they #released cupid whos a bit of a legend but then the vibes are super weird bc cupid Definitely wants to usurp and take on the mantle of #chaos deity and gulliver idolizes her but doesnt feel great about just handing that over to it? and cupid has to grapple with not being the #one to kill silas. almost everyone she knew is dead. her mom isnt. the world has changed a lot. she finds out her cult is still going and #gets excited? but they have Changed. it disgusts her now. they are not the radical clowns she intended. the vibes are weird. she denounces #that and tries out piracy. she manages to get the moon paladin living chainsaw power? #despite not being aligned w their ideology at all. wow nepotism. then it was going to spiral into some fucking meta galactic shit and have #well. ran out of tags. anyway i miss this character i should figure out what im doing w this universe cos theres no way im dming rn 🙃

[elektroblues]

miss spxce and i are gonna do wilderpocalypse again this year if any mode mutuals also wanna join ^-^

#making a post instead of chatting w each alan mutual like last time bc im a tired girlie 😭 #we're also still gonna do matching headers btw but bc im a tired tired girlie im gonna be done w it in the afternoon so that's like. #the next day for some of u #and feel free to join that too 🫶 #anyway that means an alan post every hour starting 12 am june 1 us time (2 hours from now) so take this as a warning post too #and block the alan tag if u don't wanna see a slight spam of his face today :) #and yes im gonna keep calling it wilderpocalypse bc im stuck in 2021 and am attached to the name saph gave it 🚶‍♀️

[nspolaris]

read the sunshine court and have never been more impatient in needing a second book my god

#tsc #tsc spoilers #tagging bc im talking in the tags but holy fuck im ngl i came into the book as a jerejean shipper but now im shipping him with EVERYONE #him and renee were so sweet god i cant #him taking her photo and thinking about rainbows 😭 #but also excited for my man Jeremy bc he's got layersTM like an onion #need to know why he doesn't like his family and if he ever confides in Jean to convince Jean to confide in him #but also them oggling each other was hilarious #jean said his name once and had jeremy kicking his feet and twirling his hear #jean's braim shutting off whenever jeremy is shirtless avdhdj #need them to get together but i love Jean and his story and im so glad i reread aftg before reading this book #obsessed with jerejean as individuals and i love how much Jean appreciates the othrler Trojans #GAAAAH #also heart was in my ass when Grayson attacked Jean and thank god my boy neil sent out a hit on that fucker #also people realizing neil looks insane to other people like um yes...literally everytime he opens his mouth even in his POV #he says some scary shit bro 💀 #adding more tags bc i forgot to talk about kevin but i also can't get over their angst its just so good #their time together at evermore and jean teaching him french only for it to be the used against him by accident #they're too fucked up to ever really be friends again but they've both got their own support systems now #thinking about them meeting to do the interview ... chewing on glass #i have to go ravage ao3 now

[yakny]

"the morally ambiguous man before him, encompassing the blurry line between coercion and persuasion"

I present to you: The Handler

#no alt text #LN #THE FIRES ARE REACHING US #LN original character #my oc art #The Handler #(doesn't have a name yet. i just know it has to start with a. ''alonzo'' or ''alphonse'' are currently top contenders. we'll see.) #the aesthetics of this character is 1940s noir movies. jazzy undertones. neon bar lights and singers. angels. world heavy secrets. #*me snapping my fingers* ''I've traveled the world and the seven seas. Everybody's looking for something'' 🎙️😔 #he was originally going to have black jet hair but... he reminded me too much of another LN character and i cannot lie: #the man's working the golden honey blonde hair. it softens his rotten character. listen. i NEEDED a north kingdom villain and none of the #canon ones were cutting it. they're either greedy or aloof. i needed someone charming. with goals. with no remorse. #someone to set this kingdom on fire and not even be sorry about it. YES. Y E S. ''the fires are reaching us'' indeed. #''You’ve sent me out to burn. Now here I am‚ BURNING. You shouldn’t have started fires you had no chance of putting out.'' #still not over agata's line to him. ooh! OOOOH!!! you're doing amazing babygirl 👏😭!!! #yeah. yeah. 🧍‍♂️🛋️ #sorry im like this. im currently listening to cinematic cover of ''sweet dreams'' by kat leon and it's doing something to me

[t3r4t0m4]

Remember when I said I was turning Sam Spruell into an OC? Yeah...

For the past two years I've completely neglected one of my old story/worlds that was mainly about vampires and vampire coven/family drama because after rereading the like..nearly 200 pages I wrote about it and the world building in the end I thought it was too cliche and tropey. But, given some time to recover from the world shattering hard blow of disappointment in my own work, I've decided to pick it back up and completely rewrite it. Starting with the morally grey, ulterior motivated, secondary protagonist. In my original story he was the not-what-he-seems mentor figure to the mc, but I got too attached to him and started directing my focus towards him and his familiar (whom I will redesign and draw next) essentially turning them into the main characters. So after a year of deliberation I have decided to do exactly that!

#sketches #ocs #blood #name still pending as you can see clearly #his old name used to be Midas Normanci aka Mr. Normal #and his old faceclaim was Charles Dance #but I've changed that also clearly #my discovery of Sam Spruell could bot have come at a better time #im also renaming the title of this world too #seeing as Post Human already has a definition that one does not typically associate with vampirism or the supernatural #but that name is also pending so I'll just tag this as #vampires #for now at least #ANYWHOO #world building #this is also the world in which i stole my chosen name from one of my OCs #gives him ye ole Sun King treatment

[nejackdaw]

Thinking about that time in our first campaign my character's dad (adoptive, a very important baron) almost died.

Apparently, he was supposed to. He was not supposed to survive contact with the lich. Don't even ask me how or why we got to the lich, genuinely all I remember is panicking because all of a sudden he had like five hit points and as the party schemer I had two thoughts that erased my awareness of everything else: (1) MY FUCKING DAD (2) THIS LICH IS GOING TO KILL US.

See, my job is finding ways to get us out of things, and as a wizard, I was well equipped to handle that. Except thought one, "MY FUCKING DAD," took priority over EVERYTHING ELSE. My little wizard was orphaned and down his only brother. This guy was all he had. His whole world. World's #1 dad.

... And the lich almost one shot him. He was collapsed on the ground and struggling for breath. This did not register as a cinematic moment to me because I was PANICKING. We roll initiative.

The lich rolls highest. I'm frantically looking through my notes to see what's available to me. Tries to kill me, too. Counterspell.

My turn. Throwing ALL CAUTION to the wind, plan only vaguely half formed, I run up to the baron and tell the DM I'm going to drag him back to the party.

"Your speed is halved from carrying him. You can't make it in 15 feet."

There's dead silence. Everyone is waiting for my response. Seconds of silence. "What are you going to do?" (DM speak for "please hurry up.")

"... I'm a tabaxi. I can make it in 30."

I double my movement speed and drag him back there anyway, to the confused relief of the party. Our sponsor (MY FUCKING DAD) is safe for right this second, but how are we going to fight a LICH?

"Anything else?"

"... I have a scroll of teleport in my bag. And I'm within 10 feet of everyone." Most importantly, I'd DUCKED BEHIND A WALL OF BARRELS AND CRATES so the motherfucker couldn't see me to counterspell.

There's dead silence for a few moments. The voice chat proceeds to blast my eardrums with excited cheering and laughing. The DM and I both pull up the spell. "Roll for it. Where are you going?"

"Home."

I roll a 99. We vanish from the lich's lair and are deposited, battered, bleeding, without guidance, in the charred, crumbled ruins of what had been the baron and I's residence. (It had not been that way until very recently. It was news to me.) There's relieved silence. There's an emotional reunion in what remains of our living room. I cast Tiny Hut in a defensible corner of the ruins after we all chat and we get what sleep we can.

(The DM would later confess that the baron wasn't supposed to survive and he had to change his plans now lol. We were supposed to be cut off from all resources at that point. My dad showed up in the final fight since he'd survived TWO murder attempts [ig the BBEG was the third lmao] and, well. I schemed then, too.)

#dnd #LET ME TELL YOU #the utter SILENCE. after 'you cant make it' #my heart was POUNDING. there was NOTHING to me other than this situation i was blind to the world #the DESPERATION when i remembered im a tabaxi and YES i COULD #but there were still other variables i had to account for #positioning. THE LICH. would the spell even work? where would we end up? we were out of almost everything #would i just drop us into another danger and it was all for nothing? #UGH #'i can make it in 30' i have never sounded so determined about ANYTHING in my LIFE #other schemes include 'suggest spell the enemy wizard give me his spell focus' #(he was too high level for us to fight but they wouldnt run. session ended mid combat and i spent the week plotting) #(roughly the decision was 'well he thinks were friends [charmed] and im ALSO a wizard so he wouldnt see an issue') #(dm had the spell wear off as soon as i grabbed it and we. two WIZARDS. played tug of war with the staff) #there was also 'i dont think we can destroy this magic rune about to explode but i can turn the table its on to ash' #not to mention 'hey i dont think we can fight that giant. phantasmal force loser' (we were in a narrow mountain pass) #(we were apparently supposed to fight him. the dm just had him show up when we went to go BACK through the pass) #update: it was phantasmal KILLER not force. i needed the fear effect so we could escape. i got the names mixed up #also i won the tug of war and proceeded to never use the magic item #now. the fully charged staff of power. well. thats a different story #rip the bbeg #oh this is. a long post i should add a read more #also on the slim off chance one of you recognizes this post no you didnt im not here

[sydmarch]

just randomly remembered when at an old job we had this "team building day" where we all took a truffle making class & they gave out these nitrile gloves to wear but they were all so small & one of my friends who was a pretty tall guy w really big hands was trying to put the gloves on & getting REALLY mad about it but whispering quietly bcus the instructor was talking so in the quiet but angriest voice he's like "what the fuck is this.... gloves for toddlers..." & im there holding back tears to keep from laughing

#one of my current coworkers is actually dating him i should ask her to ask him if he remembwrs that lmao #its funny there were no referrals or anything i just found that out when she started & were going over our histories shes like wait you #worked at place? do you know name? hes my boyfriend & im like YES OMG!! #& its especially funny bcus aftwr that i remembered shortly bwfore i left there he had gotten back into dating & was showing us thia girl #off tinder he had met with a few times & were all teasing like HER? shes way too pretty for you! #& IT WAS MY NOW COWORKWR LMAO THE TIMELINES MATCH UP EXACTLY #texticles

[bibleofficial]

i’ve been being held hostage by social situations since i got up all i wanted to do was go to get groceries & to the pharmacy for toiletries but then i ran into a neighbour at the pharmacy & then we walk to tj maxx bc he was insistent & i didn’t want to be rude & then we get back to the flats like 15 min before the town hall meeting & then we go & it’s not even a real town hall so i was BEEFIN for NOTHIN & it ran FOREVER & then i ran into the 2 in the flat below me & then raid forcefed me & i got in to my room 5 to midnight 😭😭

#diary #like i’m just #OVER IT #I DIDNT EVEN GET THE GROCERIES 😭😭😭😭 #i’ve just been craving water & that’s what i’m making myself do now like we haven’t had water in forever i can feel my organs shriveling up #but i didn’t even get to workout today which i was also planning on doing but the town hall went forever #like girl #ok love my neighbours but y’all … #SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!! #IM DYING #my flatmate are wonderful i’ve been seeing them periodically #ok so also chin’s name isn’t chin it’s CHINT bc omar asked him in class ‘what does ur name mean’ like asshole not all names mean things 😭😭😭😭 #he asked jakob what his name meant & it’s that his parents wanted him to go by jake so they used the k ALSKALSKALSKALSKLASKLAKSLA #but anyway back to chint but we gossip abt food bc he bears witness to my insanity at like midnight & he’s like ‘ur cooking ?’ yes :D ‘right #now ?’ AKSKALSKALSKAKKSAKKSALJSLA bc it’s like 1am #LIKE SIR LETS MIND OUR BUSINESS I KNOW UR ASS B COOKIN IN THAT RICE COOKER WE SEE U WE KNOW UR TRICKS #ITS STILL 1AM FOR U TOO MS TING #ANYWAY i love them & i hate my life yall i just want to be dead sooooo bad