Aziraphale and Crowley will kiss at least 2 more times in Season 3 and one is going to be very tender and soft and one will be extremely passionate and desperate.
Neil Gaiman won't break the rule of 3's!!!!!!!!!
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i think the wildest cognitive dissonance i've had re: the realization that the average (?) tumblr user Truly Does Not Look At The News was when like. people started bitching and moaning that "everyone" was focusing on crimew being a trans catgirl anarchist without actually looking at the importance of her work in leaking the no-fly list.
when earlier that day i had clicked on a top CNN headline reading something like "hacktivist leaks US no-fly list, exposes racial discrimination, islamophobia, bans on two-year-old children"
(i don't remember the exact wording. i know it was About The Important Shit.)
and then i'd logged onto tumblr. and only THEN found out that the hacktivist was a trans catgirl anarchist. CNN's early reporting did not give A Fuck about that At All, because THERE WAS A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THE NO-FLY LIST.
so imagine my surprise scrolling thru tumblr's meme coverage like
me: oh shit the no-fly list leaker who exposed all that heinous shit is a trans catgirl? good for her that's delightful :)
a sizeable portion of tumblr's population, for some fucking reason: nobody would come to my house and click on article links for me so now i'm mad that my memes don't double as exhaustively researched current event bulletins :( HOW DARE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SILENCE US >:(
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im going to clear my queue (((;
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[shakes you by the shoulders] swaymark nesting fic
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THAT MOMENT IN 100 EPITAPH WHERE IT SORTA REPRISES STRIKE 3'S ENDING MELODY
I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. OH MY GOD
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So the very beginning of the Last Life transformation giraffe thing. I decided to embrace the idea of making them more creature, and went kinda crazy though it's not as evident here. The story kind of forming in dribs and drabs, but things are coming along. Hopefully you will enjoy. -the Weird Nonny
Scar has learned several things since coming back from Secret Life. One such thing is giraffe feet and legs are not meant for stone walkways. Also, Season 9, unlike earlier seasons, didn't really have much of a road system outside of the spawn village. He learned that, unsurprisingly, elytra don't really work when you've got four legs instead of two. Finally, he found no one, himself included, built their base for someone who stood slightly taller than the average warden at the shoulder, and that was the lower of the two shoulders he had.
The problem with the Life Games is that you don't remember that there is something outside of the Life Games. You don't realize you aren't supposed to be anything but the creature you wake up as when you get to that season. This is positive for most players because it avoids the freak out that would come with suddenly having an entirely new body. The downside only comes when you win and end up stuck as the thing you died the winner as. Suddenly all that missing dysphoria hits you full force, and there's nothing you can do about it besides adapt.
"Sometimes I think it's punishment," Grian muttered grimly, as he and Pearl sat next to Scar the first night back on Hermitcraft. "We were the ones who were able to kill all of our friends without a care, so now we have to deal with the consequences."
Both former winners had been waiting for him to spawn in, intimately aware of what was coming, and they'd done their best to help. They had done everything they could to comfort him as he realized everything felt wrong with his body, that he'd been thrust into a shape he didn't belong in. Grian had perched on his back, hollow bones weighing next to nothing, and spoke in a calm voice. He carefully explained what was going on. Meanwhile Pearl leaned against his side, humming a quiet tune, her tail occasionally brushing his flank, giving him something to focus on besides the strange sensations of his own altered physiology.
OUGHHHH OH MY GODDDD THIS IS SO GOOD KSJHGFKSJHDGKS I LOVE THIS SM SKDJFHKSDFH
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MILE IS GONNA FLY TO PARIS OMGGGGGG
Let's move forward the power of @Dior from Bangkok > Taipei > France with my young man phakphum hehe. Proud 🤩
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