#’back in my day we didn’t have this complicated shit’ literally in the 60s-70s there were ppl who used neopronouns.

[vqts]

my sister made fun of the fact that I use neopronouns :|

#babble #’back in my day we didn’t have this complicated shit’ literally in the 60s-70s there were ppl who used neopronouns. #like the author of stone butch blues #anyways. whatever #I’ll take my ey/fae/xe ass somewhere else

[itsclydebitches]

Is buying the new Harry Potter game supporting transphobes because I've been seeing a lot of that on twitter? Not playing it. Pirating is fine, but actually paying for it.

Hi, anon!

I’ve seen a lot of the same and had initially thought to post my thoughts on the issue… before I got a very angry ask condemning me for a post where I admitted that I thought the game looked great and was excited to play it. I can no longer link to that post because I deleted it: a late night, impulsive decision made in an effort to try and protect myself from further flaming. Thus, I considered ignoring this ask under the same justification… before realizing that it might not matter in the long run. The Harry Potter: Legacy trailer has been out for just a few days and already I have gotten that furious ask, been told off by a friend for mentioning the trailer, and was questioned (antagonistically) about why I had added a Harry Potter related book to my Goodreads list. They’re small and potentially coincidental anecdotes, but it feels as if any engagement with Harry Potter is slowly coming under scrutiny, not just the (supposed—more on that below) crime of purchasing the new game. Given that I will always engage with Harry Potter related media, if there’s any chance such subtle criticism will continue regardless of whether I make the “right” choice to boycott the game or not, I might as well explain my position. Especially for someone who asked politely! Thanks for that 💜. 

Which leads to the disclaimer: Any anon hate will be unceremoniously deleted. This is a complicated issue and I intend to write about it as such. I ask that any readers go into this post with good faith and a willingness to acknowledge that this situation isn’t as black and white as they may prefer it to be. If that’s not something you can emotionally handle—which is 100% fine. Some subjects we’re simply not inclined to debate—or if you’re just looking to get in a cheap shot, please hit the back button.

Right. Introduction done. Now here’s the tl;dr: saying things like “Buying this game is inherently selfish/transphobic” isn’t the hot take people want it to be. Is boycotting Legacy one (very small—we’ll get to that too) way of showing support for the trans community? Yes. Is buying the game proof that you’re a selfish transphobe?  No. This isn’t a bad SAT question. Legacy boycotters are to trans supporters as Legacy buyers are to  ___? The argument that someone is selfish for buying the game is basically that you are choosing a non-essential video game over the respect and lives of trans individuals, but the logic breaks down when we acknowledge that purchasing a game has no real life impact on a trans individual’s safety, support, etc.   

“But Clyde, you’re giving Rowling money. She is then using that money to support anti-trans organizations. Thus, you have actively put more harm into the world.” Have I? I’m not going to get into whether/how much/what kind of money Rowling is receiving from this project because the fact is we don’t know and we’ll likely never know. Suffice to say, she probably will get some portion of any $60/$70 purchase. The real question is whether those sales have any meaningful impact. Reputable information on Rowling’s net worth is hard to come by, but it seems to be somewhere between 600 million and 1 billion pounds. Or, to put it another way: a fuck ton. And money keeps rolling in from a franchise that is so, so much bigger than a single video game. It literally doesn’t matter how much money you might put in her pocket via Legacy because she’s already so goddamn rich she can do whatever she wants. If Rowling wants to give a million dollars to the heinous “charity” of her choice, she can. She will. You are not directly contributing to this horror because that money may as well already exist. Every person in the world could refuse to buy this game and she’d shrug, going about her disgusting life because it literally does not affect her in any meaningful way. You’re refusing to give the murderer a knife when they’re got direct access to a knife-making factory. Horrible as it is to hear, you can’t stop them from doing something horrific with that tool. 

For me, this is the straw argument of the Harry Potter world. Not straw as in strawman, but literally straws. Remember how everyone was talking about plastic straws, swore off them, and subsequently deemed anyone who still used one to be selfish people who didn’t care about the environment? It didn’t matter if you had a certified “good” reason for using one (disability) or a “selfish” reason (carrying straws everywhere on the off chance you wanted a drink is a pain in the ass)—you’re a horrible person who wants the planet to die. Same deal here. If you can swear off straws, great! Do what tiny bit of good you can. But if you can’t or even don’t want to give them up, the reality is that your “selfishness” doesn’t make a significant difference in the world. The amount of plastic corporations are pouring into the ocean makes your actions inconsequential. It’s not like voting where every small, individual act adds up to a significant total. This is your lack up against others’ staggering abundance. It’s not adding a few drops of water until you have a full bucket, it’s trying to un-flood the boat with a teaspoon while someone else is spraying it with the hose. Have you, on the most technical level, made a difference by moving that teaspoon of water out of the boat? Yes. Is it a difference that holds any meaning in regards to the desired outcome? Not really. Now apply all that to Rowling. She is so phenomenally wealthy—with additional wealth coming in every day—that your purchase of Legacy is a teaspoon of water in her ocean of funds. It’s inconsequential.

“But Clyde, buying this game would support her and supporting her sends the message that what she believes is okay.” Exact same argument as above. JKR’s fame is so astronomical that no video-game boycott could ever make a dent in it. For every 100 people who swear off her work there are another 1,000 who continue to engage with both her writing and the writing related to her world because she is that prominent. Harry Potter is one of the largest franchises of all time, second only to things like Pokémon and Star Wars. This isn’t some indie creator who you can ignore into silence. The reality is that Rowling is here to stay and we have to take far more substantial acts to counteract that influence. 

Even more importantly, buying the game is not evidence that you support her views and the black and white belief that it does is an easy distraction from those harder “How do we improve the lives of trans people?” questions. I started compiling a list of stories with problematic authors only to realize the number of incredibly popular texts with awful histories attached to them unnecessarily increased the length of an already long post. Everything from Game of Thrones to Dr. Seuss—if you love it, chances are one of the authors involved has a history of misogyny, racism, homophobia, etc. Which I don’t say as a way of excusing these authors, nor as a way to silence the justified and necessary call outs on their work. Rather, I bring this up to acknowledge that engaging with these stories cannot be concrete evidence for how you view the minority group in question. The reasons for consuming these stories are incalculable and at the end of the day no one needs a “correct” reason for that consumption (my teacher forced me to read the racist book, I only watched the homophobic TV show so I could call out how horrible it was, etc.) If fiction were an indicator of our real life beliefs we’d all be the most horrifying creatures imaginable. I may be severely uncomfortable with the queer baiting in Supernatural, but if a friend says they bought the DVD collection my response is not, “How dare you support those creators. You’re homophobic.” In the same way, someone purchasing Legacy should not generate the response, “How dare you support her. You’re transphobic.” There’s a miles’ worth of pitfalls in connecting the statements “You purchased a game based on the world created by a transphobic author” and “You yourself are transphobic.” 

So if buying Legacy does not add additional harm to the trans community from a financial perspective, and it doesn’t make a dent in Rowling’s platform, and playing a game is not evidence of your feelings towards the group the author hates… what are we left with? “But Clyde, it’s the principal of the thing. I don’t want to support a TERF” and that is an excellent argument. Your morals. Your ethics. What you can stomach having done or not done. But the “your” is incredibly important there. People need to understand that this is their own line in the sand and that if someone else’s line is different, that doesn’t mean they’re automatically a worse person than you. For example, I have made the choice not to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Not because I believe that me not giving them $3.75 for a sandwich will make a difference in their influence on the world, but because it makes a difference to me. It helps me sleep at night. So if not purchasing Legacy helps you sleep at night? That’s a fantastic reason not to buy it. But the flipside is that if someone else does purchase it that is not a reliable reflection of their morals, no more than I think my friends are homophobic for grabbing lunch at Chick-Fil-A now and then. Sometimes you just want a sandwich. 

“But Clyde, why would you want to buy it? Rowling is such a shit-stain I don’t understand how anyone can stomach supporting her—whether that support has an impact or not. Maybe someone eats at Chick-Fil-A because it’s close to them and they’re too busy to go elsewhere, or it’s all they can afford, or they don’t know how homophobic they are. There are lots of reasons to explain something like that. But you’re not ignorant to Rowling’s problem and there’s no scenario where you have to play this game, let alone spend money on it. So why?”

The reality is that I will likely be buying Legacy, second-hand if I can, but new if it comes to that, so I’ll give some of my personal answers here, in descending order of presumed selfishness:

5. Part of my work involves studying video games/Harry Potter and as a researcher of popular culture, my career depends on keeping up with major releases: good and bad. I often engage with stories I wholeheartedly disagree with for academic purposes, like Fifty Shades of Gray.

4. I find the “Just pirate it!” solution to be flawed. I’ve spent the last four months struggling to get my laptop fixed and I currently have no income to buy another if it were to suddenly develop a larger problem. I am not going to risk my $2,000 lifeline on an illegal download, no matter how safe and easy the Internet insists it is. 

3. We’ve been told that Rowling has not been involved in Legacy in any significant manner and I do want to support Portkey. No, not just financially because I know many others have insisted that everyone good has already been paid. Game companies still need to sell games. That’s why they exist. There’s a possibility that a company with just two mobile games under its belt will be in trouble if this completely flops. Is my purchase going to make or break things? No. Same reality as whether it will put new, influential money in Rowling’s pocket to do horrific things with. But I’d like to help a company that looks as if they put a lot of heart and energy into a game only to get hit with some real shit circumstances outside of their control. Even if they’re not impacted financially or career-wise… art is meant to be consumed. I know if I wrote a Harry Potter fic and everyone boycotted it because they want nothing to do with Rowling anymore, I’d be devastated. Sometimes, you can’t separate supporting the good people from supporting the bad. Not in a media landscape where thousands of people are involved in singular projects.

2. I’m invested in reclaiming excellent works created by horrible authors. That’s fandom! We don’t know much about Legacy yet—this is pure, unsubstantiated speculation—but this new story could be a step forward from Rowling’s books, giving us some of the respect for minority groups that she failed at. That’s the sort of work I want to promote because Harry Potter as a concept is great and I think it’s worth transforming it for our own needs and desires. The reality is that as long as Rowling is alive she’ll benefit from licensed material, but if that material can start taking her world in better directions? I want to support that too.

1. I literally just want to play it. That’s it. That’s my big justification. I think it looks phenomenal and I was itching to get my hands on it the second the trailer dropped. And you know what? I’m not in a good place right now to deny myself things I enjoy. I don’t need to tell anyone that 2020 has been an absolute horror show, but for me certain things have made it a horror show with a cherry on top. Not a lot gets me excited right now because we’re living in the worst fucking timeline, so when I find something that makes me feel positive emotions for a hot second I want to hang onto it. I have no desire to set aside that spark of happiness in a traumatic world because people on the Internet think it makes me selfish. Maybe it does, but I’m willing to let myself be a bit selfish right now. 

Which circles back to this issue of equating buying a game with active harm towards the trans community. It honestly worries me because this is a very, very easy way to avoid the harder, messier activism that will actually help the queer community. When someone says things like, “You’re choosing a stupid video game over trans lives” that activism is performative. Not only—as demonstrated above—is purchasing a game not a threat to trans lives or ignoring the game a way of protecting trans lives, it also gives people an incredibly easy out while still seeming ‘woke.’ Not all people. Maybe not even a significant portion of people, but enough people to be worrisome. “I’m not purchasing that game,” some people post and then that’s it. That’s all they do, yet they feel like they’ve done their duty when in fact they’ve made no active difference in the world. Are you donating to trans charities? Are you speaking up for your trans friends when someone accosts them? Are you circulating media by trans authors? Are you educating your family about trans issues? Are you listening to trans individuals and continually trying to educate yourself? These are the things that make a difference, not shaming others for buying a game.

All of this is not meant to be an argument that people shouldn’t be absolutely revolted by Rowling’s beliefs (they should) and that this revulsion can’t take the form of rejecting this game wholeheartedly. This isn’t even meant to be an argument that you shouldn’t encourage others to boycott because though the financial impact may be negligible, the emotional impact for you is very real. I 100% support anyone who wants to chuck this game into the trash and never talk about it again—for any reason. All this is meant to argue is that people shouldn’t judge others based on whether they purchase this game (with a side argument that we can’t limit our activism to that shaming). That’s their decision and this decision, significantly, does not add any real harm to the world. Your fellow Harry Potter fan is not the enemy here. We as a community should not be turning our visceral on one another. Turn it on Rowling. She’s the TERF, not the individual who, for whatever reason, decided they wanted to play the game only tangentially related to her.  

If Twitter and Tumblr are any indication, I can imagine the sort of responses this post may generate: “That’s a whole lot of talk to try and convince us you’re not a transphobe :/ ” For those of you who are determined to simply things to that extent, there’s nothing I can say that will change your mind. Please re-read the disclaimer and consider whether yelling at me over anon will benefit the trans community. For those of you who are still here, I do legitimately want us to think critically about the kinds of activism we’re engaging in, how performative it might be, whether it harms the community in any way, and (most significantly) whether it’s actually moving us towards a safe, respective world for trans people to live in. Personally, I don’t think telling Harry Potter fans that they’re transphobic for buying Legacy will generate any good in this world, for them or for the trans community. 

At the end of the day only you can decide whether you can stomach buying this game or not. Decide that for yourself, but make that decision knowing that there’s no wrong answer here.  

#harry potter #mymetas #Anonymous

[ficnation]

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1. “I apologise in advance for the inconvenience my murder is going to have on your life.”

2. “I hate you.” “Why? I’m lovely.”

3. “Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.” “It’s not on anyone’s.” “No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.”

4. “Hold on, you died.” “Yeah, well it didn’t stick.”

5. “This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it.” “Shut up. We’ve only been hiking for twenty minutes.”

6. “She’s crying, what do I do?” “Go comfort her.” “How do I do that?” “Start with hugs.” “With what?”

7. “What’s our exit strategy?” “Our what?” “Oh my god, we’re all going to die.”

8. “I’m going to need chicken blood, a knife, a lighter, and a bottle of vodka.”

“Vodka? For the bonfire?”

“No, that’s just to make me feel better about going against (Name)’s command.” (changed)

9. “Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?” “I don’t know, probably both.”

10. “I saved your lives.” “How? By stealing our freedom?” (changed)

11. “It takes a very special kind of idiot to pull off what you just did.”

12. “I’m getting really tired of pretending I’m not evil.”

13. “Did you just agree with me?” “Oh I wish I could take-” “Nope! You said it! No take-backs!”

14. “It’s a long story.” “You conned me into thinking you were dead for eleven months. I have time.”

15. “I regret a lot of things. Having this conversation tops the list.”

16. “I had a thought.” “Oh no.” “I swear it’s a good one this time!’

17. “(Name), open the door!” “No. It’s cooler when you break in.” (changed)

18. “Do you think they remember you?” “I sure hope not after what I did the last time I was here.” “What did you do?” “You’ll find out.”

19. “You look…” “Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”

20. “You scared me!” “Well, I am naturally terrifying.”

21. “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

22. “I’d take a bullet for you, you know that.” “You’re not indestructible, and I’m going to kill you if you keep saying that.” (changed)

23. “You really have no clue who I am?” “You’d think the confused looks and blank stare would have answered that for you.”

24. “I am way too sober for this.”

25. “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good at it.”

26. “I don’t think of you as a protector. More like a distraction.”

27. “We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?” “Actually, it’s more like eight.” “Oh, sorry I wasn’t specific enough!”

28. “If you could even comprehend where I’ve come from, you would be terrified of me.”

29. “I saved your life!” “You pushed me off a building.”

30. “You know we’re not all born with the ability to be a leader, right?” (changed)

31. “How do we keep getting into these situations?” “Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know.”

32. “Did you hear that scream?” “Yes, I’m the one who screamed.”

33. “Are you SURE I can’t punch him in the face?” “Yes.” “What if I just break his nose a little?”

34. “You are remarkably well behaved tonight. What did you do?”

35. “You’re-you’re crushing my spleen.” “You don’t even know where your spleen is.”

36. “I’m no detective, of course, but I think this dead body might not be alive anymore.”

37. “Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.” “Can I pick?”

38. “The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.” “I almost died!” “Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.”

39. “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”

40. “Hey, I didn’t kill anyone today!” “What do you want? A gold star?”

41. “I hate you.” “Why? I’m lovely.”

42. “On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-” “At least a twenty.”

43. “Literally everything about this would be illegal in the old world.” (changed)

44. “Seven billion people in the world, and you’re overreacting because we killed one man.” “But-” “Seven. Billion. People. Now quit the complaining and drink your smoothie.”

45. “It’s not my birthday.” “It’s definitely your birthday.” “Give me a calendar. It’s not and I will prove it to – oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me.”

46. “On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you want to kill me right now?” “I’m hovering somewhere in the high thirties.”

47. “I can fix that.” “I’m calling a professional.” “I’m a professional.” “A more professional, professional.”

48. “What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?” “Those are children. That’s a school.”

49. “I have a concern.” “Just one?” “No, but I didn’t think you’d let me speak my piece if I told you how many I actually have.”

50. “Why are you glaring at me?” “I’m hoping you’ll spontaneously combust.”

51. “If we die, I’m going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.” “That’s cool, I wouldn’t mind having company while being a ghost.”

52. “What are you so afraid of?” “You.”

53. “What is that THING in your backpack?” (changed)

54. “I hate the sight of blood.” “Then maybe you shouldn’t kill for a living.”

55. “All that blood looks good on you. It really brings out your eyes.”

56. “Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?” “Oh god, we’re going to die, aren’t we?” “It’s a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself.” “You absolutely do not.”

57. “I don’t give a damn.” “You give so many damns they’re visible from SPACE.”

58.  “It’ll be easy. You just have to seduce them.” “You’re kidding, right? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage.”

59. “You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No. I’m much worse.”

60. “That’s a terrifyingly accurate drawing of us.” “It’s almost like I’m good at what I do.”

61. “You have no power over me.” “You sure about that?”

62. “This isn’t good.” “How can you tell?” “See how they’re slowly surrounding us? And they all have guns and knives and I think one guy is carrying a machete?”

63. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?” “Actually he’s right in front of you.”

64. “I’m not a thief. I’m just really good at acquiring things that aren’t mine.”

65. “I’m not completely human anymore. Remember that next time you want to punch me in the face.”

66. “Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

67. “I never stood a chance, did I?” “That’s the sad part – you did once.”

68. “It’s okay, I’m here.”

69. “I’m not going to leave you.”

70. “Everything is okay.”

71. “I’m going to protect you.”

72. “I believe in you.”

73. “Do you feel guilty? Like, at all?” “I don’t have time to feel guilty. And neither do you.”

74. “Stop that!” “Stop what?” “Doing that thing with your face when you’re happy. It’s making me nauseous.”

75. “What are you doing?” “…Eating.” “We’re being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen?” “They didn’t say the fridge was off limits.”

76. “Is that a dead body?” “Maybe?” “It is. I can see it right in front of me.” “I promise I’ll clean it up before dinner.”

77. “If we’re going to get out of here, we’re going to have to work together. After that, we can go back to killing each other.” “Oh, fine.”

78. “That’s not funny.” “I thought it was.” “You don’t count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.”

79. “Do we need wine?” “No, I need wine, you need to put your pants back on.” “But life is so freeing without them.” “Pants. On. Now.”

80. “Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”

81. “I feel like I’m being stabbed.” “How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?”

82. “Will you be quiet?” “I didn’t say anything!” “Well stop thinking so loud.”

83. “Did you get my note?” “Of course I got it. You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping.”

84. “You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”

85. “Why do people keep trying to put this blanket on me?” “Because you’re in shock.” “That doesn’t mean I need a blanket. It means I need booze.”

86. “Oh no.” “What is it? What happened? Who died?” “I think I just felt an emotion.” “You have GOT to be kidding me.”

87. “When all this is over, I want my sanity back.”

88. “That’s definitely not true.” “Of course it is. I read it in Encyclopedia.” (changed)

89. “You forgot me.” “It was an accident.”

90. “Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?” “Yes.”

91. “I would like to join you in acknowledging the difficulties of your life.” “You are the WORST at this comfort thing.”

92. “You’ve got to stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”

93. “Look, if you want to conjure some demon spawn from the great beyond, that’s all fine and dandy. Just wait for me to leave before you start.”

94. “Just calm down!” “My arm just got cut off and you want me to calm down!?” (changed)

95. “You know what they say, panicking burns a shit ton of calories.” “Who even says that?” “Me. Just now.”

96. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner, having another existential crisis.”

97. “Oh my god, I had the exact same dream!” “Really?” “Are you crazy? Of course I didn’t.”

98. “I need to go de-stress.” “Where are you going?” “To demolish the living room.”

99. “I think I’m having a feeling. How do I make it stop?”

100. “I’m bitter and complicated. It’s one of my charms.” “I don’t think you know what that word means. Or how to count.”

101. “Well? What happened? I want all the details!”

102. “You always think you know what you’d do when faced with the end of the world. Me? I went home and took a nap.”

103. “Damn it, why aren’t you obeying the laws of physics?”

104. “I’d hug you right now, but you’re covered in evidence. And I also really don’t want to.” “Evidence is a really nice euphemism for blood, gore and guts.” “You’re totally missing the point. Do you know how pissed I am at you right now?”

105.  “This way is more efficient.” “This way is going to get us killed.”

106. “You’re not my favourite person today.” “I’m not your favourite person on any day.”

list by @fictionpants

#prompts #prompt list

[whinewithwinee]

1-104 😀

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

one of my best friends, so i wouldn't think anything of it 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

he is literally like my little brother so nothing.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

ehhh i am not really drugs kind of person idc what it is

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

no

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

drunk lol

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

def

7. What does your last received text say?

“yes”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

probably every time we get drunk together, its more of like a goodbye kiss 

9. Where was your last kiss at?

at colins house

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i see my baby sister everyday lol but the other one since october

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

very

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

def

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

no we would probably be talking shit the whole time

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

a lot

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

basketball shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

probably not but who knows

20. Does anyone like you?

i have no idea

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

probably 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

oh yeah super 

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

yes

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

considered getting another one

25. In the past week have you cried?

yes

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

boxer

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

yes

29. Do you think you’re old?

yes

30. Do you like text messaging?

yes

31. What type of day are you having?

boring

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

i have it pierced

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

well yeah but in like a family love kind of way

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

boffum

37. What song are you listening to?

no i am watching harry potter

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

for the most part

 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

yes

 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

ehh i dont really “like” anyone

 41. When did you last receive a text message?

5:35 pm

 42. What is wrong with you right now?

a little bit of everything

 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

very well, i used to live with her

 44. Does anyone disgust you?

ehhh idk

 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? 

no

 46. Are you in a good mood right now? 

yes

 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my dad

 48. What color shirt are you wearing?

pink

 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

not recently

 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

yes

 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

not really hate more of like disappointed

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? 

def

 53. Do you like rain? 

yes

 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no lol

 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? 

yes

 56. Do you like to cuddle?

no

 57. Are you shy?

to a certain extent

 58. Do you get along with girls? 

no

 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

no

 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone

 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

i have no idea probably

 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

yes

 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? 

no

 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

yes

 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

no

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

20, and i have no idea

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

pay

     68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?  

zebra

   69. Do you have any stickers on your car? 

no

    70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

luke

     71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? 

iphone

    72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

december

     73. Do you like diet soda? 

no

    74. What color are the walls in your room?

beige 

    75. Are you 16 or older? 

yes

    76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? 

no

    77. Do you have a job?

yes

       78. What are your initials?  

pnh

   79. Did you ever have braces? 

yes

    80. Are you from the south?    

yes

81. What does your last status on facebook say? 

stranger on omegle in 2007: you look so young for 18  ; 11 year old me: yeah

    82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  

no

   83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

dad

     84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? 

gymnastics

    85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? 

bad boys 3

    86. Do you smoke?  

cigs

   87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?  

flip flops

   88. Is your phone touch screen?

yes

     89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

curly

     90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 

yes

    91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? 

pool

    92. Have you ever made out in a car? 

yes

    93. …Had sex in a car? 

yes

    94. Are you single or in a relationship?

single

     95. What were you doing last night at midnight? 

drinking with victor lol

    96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

new years

     97. Do you like the camera on your phone? 

yes

    98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

no

     99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? 

yes

    100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

probably

     101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? 

yes

     102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

sleazy

     103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

yes

     104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? 

ehh maybe   

[konstantya]

Recent thoughts now that I actually have some time to myself, ahahahahaha:

Finally finished The Tick!  (Spoilers ahead, FYI.)  Overall, I liked the first season more than the second (I do think it started to take itself a wee bit too seriously toward the end), but I’m still sad to hear it got cancelled.  There was a lot of potential, and they clearly had plans for Superian, Rathbone, and I have to imagine Janet as well.

Speaking of Janet, she might have been my favorite part of season 2?  She was complicated and sympathetic in season 1, but taking the “is she a hero now? is she still a villain?” turn with her and still managing to keep things ambiguous at the end was a delight.  (Sidebar: There’s a fic on AO3 that pairs her with Superian?  And I need to Check That Shit Out, because that’s a pairing I can Get Behind.  I loved the scene they shared at AEGIS.)

While I think Dot developing super powers of her own was a neat twist, a part me still laments the loss of studying-to-be-a-doctor, roller-derby-playing, paramedic Dot?  It seems those aspects of her character just got...dropped.  And, like, they do kind of address it in canon?  Like the events of season 1 definitely affected her, and in the beginning of season 2 she talks about how she woke up and suddenly didn’t want to go to work, but...idk...does canonically addressing a (relatively) sudden character shift make that shift better?  Discuss.

(On that note, the practical ramifications of her character shift keep bugging me?  Like, it’s just a show, I should really just relax I know, but if she quit her paramedic job, how is she paying her bills?  Like, she has an apartment and a cell phone and whatnot, and sure, she might have some savings, but???  (I guess you could say the same thing for Arthur, but I think it’s implied--or you could at least assume--that he’s getting some kind of stipend from AEGIS?)  Or are we supposed to assume Dot gets rid of her apartment and moves in with Overkill on Dangerboat?  Does this mean she’s going to start eating only Fo-Ham like he does?  GIRL, NO.)

On the Overkill/Dot note, I need to finish up the fic I started back in November.  It might be a little weird, timeline-wise, as I started writing it before finishing the series, but I think I can still make it work?  Worst case scenario it turns out to be a very slight AU, I guess.  But it’s fun and funny and literally like three paragraphs away from being complete, so.  #stupidsexyvigilantes

In a weird way, I kind of ship the Tick with Lobstercules?  I mean, as much as you can conceivably ship a character like the Tick with anyone?  (HE LOVES HER BABIES.  HE’S SO GOOD WITH THEM.  HE CALLS HER “SWEET LADY.”  ALSO “MOMSTER,” WHICH IS HILARIOUS.  THEY COULD BE SO SWEET, AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THIS.)

I want a full prequel romance novel about how AEGIS agent John Wu fell in love with Joan Everest, the widow he was merely supposed to protect from a distance.  GIVE IT TO ME NOWWW.

In other news, I just rewatched Die Hard for the first time in...idk, like, at least ten years?  And damnnn, I kind of forgot how legitimately great it is.  (It’s also long?  That sucker’s 2 hours and 12 minutes, which is admittedly nothing in this day and age, but was a Pretty Big Deal back in 1988.)  And for all that it’s become a classic action movie, it’s really only heavy on action toward the very end?  Like I was kind of surprised (in a good way!) by how much more of a thriller/suspense film it is for most of it.

Fun fact: it was based on a book that was a sequel to a book called The Detective--which had been turned into a movie of its own in the ‘60s starring Frank Sinatra.  And anyway, because of that connection, apparently the filmmakers were contractually obligated to first offer the role to Sinatra, and idk, it just tickles me to think that there’s some alternative universe out there where 70-something-year-old Frank Sinatra plays John McClane, pfft.  (Which, interestingly enough, would make it skew closer to the original story, as the character is significantly older in the book, and visiting his estranged daughter, not his estranged wife.)

Anyway, it’s a really good film, I miss Alan Rickman, I kind of wish there were more scenes involving Hans and Holly (because the tension and hostility there is *chef kiss*), and sorry this got so long and I can’t be bothered to put it under a cut (ahahahaha! ^^’).

#the tick #the tick 2017 #die hard #overkill/dot #overdot #? #(is that the ship name? is this fandom even big enough to have portmanteau ship names?) #anyway yeah i've been busy as hell #2019 was pretty bad for me overall but at least it's ending on a relatively good note? #(i say so now i mean lolololol there's still a couple weeks left shit could still hit the fan again lololololololol) #personal

[sawyersick]

all the questions for that ask game!!! (or as many as you want lol)

holy fuck bee............................. ok get red E its a Lot

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Idk what I would say but I probably wouldn’t be that freaked out... the last person I texted is a good friend/coworker and I trust him

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

I uhhh can’t remember who the last person I kissed was because it was years ago but let’s assume it was my ex..... he was a toxic pos who tore me down because he had low self esteem so yeah I don’t really like him

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I would be upset if it was anything more than weed or the ocassional drink or if it was a full blown addiction and I would be mad if they didn’t tell me on principle...

 Also I would not be very comfortable if they did it around me because I’m a weenie despite hanging out in hardcore punk groups...... also I can’t stomach the smell of cigarettes im sorry

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

nope! 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober, I don’t drink

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

like..... as a significant other? I guess. I’m pretty bad at telling my feelings to people and I’m kinda clingy when I like someone. idk if I’ve ever *explicitly* messed it up tho

7. What does your last received text say?

“sick” and then the sparkly heart emoji five times 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

lots and lots and lots.... unfortunately. we were together for a year and a half

9. Where was your last kiss at?

fuck bitch I don’t remember.............. school? my house? his house? the pool??? man the last five months of that relationship were affection-less

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I don’t have one!

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water and sometimes tea

12. Where did you sleep last night?

the car and then my bed when I got home

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

I mean everything takes effort... I don’t find it hard to do things for people in my relationships but I get frustrated when it isn’t reciprocated and I burn out

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

nah

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

yes....................... many..........................

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

I TRIED to be a good emo and like the rain but tbh I get really reasonally depressive so I prefer the sun 100%

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

nope!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans!

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

hopefully!! I met this real cute punk boy last night

20. Does anyone like you?

HA I doubt it......... I usually come off as the little sister type to most people

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nope! 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

probably

I suspected that he had internalized homophobia but also he was weirdly transphobic to me so I dropped it and pretended to be a cis girl around him which is weird because I think he liked boys??????????????????

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

YES this girl from high school who talked about tentacle porn to school admins for no reason and did lots of other weird shit 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes! I have a whale on my hip and I want to get tiny scissors on my arm soon

25. In the past week have you cried?

yes I watched queer eye and a disney movie lol

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

I follow like 12 samoyeds on instagram but the last dog I saw irl was this ADORABLE black lab who was a service dog and he rested his head on his human’s lap when she sat down in the library and I wanted to cry

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

I have a towel hanging right out side the shower so I grab it, then step out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

hm idk I think so? I definitely kissed a guy who played tennis but he forced it on me so I don’t count it

29. Do you think you’re old?

yes because I hate tiktok

30. Do you like text messaging?

I don’t mind it!! The service at my house sucks tho so I prefer cloud based texting like instagram or facebook messenger

31. What type of day are you having?

A good but slow one! I had a really good night last night so I’m just resting now

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

I’d honestly rather get snake bites if I were to get a piercing but in general I’m afraid of facial piercings

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

warm! then I can head down to the lake :)

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

yes! he’s one of my best friends and I talk to him every day and he lives in scotland and I’d like to meet him one day

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship! Flings personally make me feel icky and I’m over that

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

I’d like to think I’m complicated but I’m a simple man..................... you show me whale, I like

37. What song are you listening to?

any song by Liily, all day every day

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yes! I perpetually feel bad about everything!!!!!!39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

there was! but not anymore because she ghosted me for no reason40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

This person is so cute and kind and creative and nice and sweet and fashionable!!!! and fun to mosh with!!!!!41. When did you last receive a text message?

half an hour ago ish???42. What is wrong with you right now?

I am constantly depressed and there’s nothing I can do about it exceot keep myself insanely busy but that means there’s no breather for me and also I probably have adhd but can’t afford a therapist43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

FeMaLe dude just say chick

pretty well! I like her favourite band and we talk like once a week at the very least44. Does anyone disgust you?

yes my ex was very nasty and tore people down to his level and also this one person from high school who fucked over my friends 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

depends on who.... eye emoji............. but probably yes I have low standards46. Are you in a good mood right now?

yes!47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my parents? but other than that it was thanking Nick from the band Unpopular Opinion for the lovely tabling opportunity last night48. What color shirt are you wearing?

white T shirt with a cat pink sweater with a cat49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yes one of my parents says nasty things when in a bad mood50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

yes my former best friend who ghosted me and this girl who keeps flaking on plans with me and also a boy who got mixed up in weird drama with me and his ex that I never wanted to be a part of51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

I’ve never really falen hard for anyone, just periods of obsession. I guess I’m waiting for that one sPeCiAl sOmEoNe

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yes, but I’ll settle for waiting53. Do you like rain?

a little of it!54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I’d rather they not be a alcholoic because I had a raging drunk coworker who scared the shit out of me once but I guess I’d be okay with the ocasional drink/drunk night as long as they’re safe55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

So many times... I keep my mouth shut because it would never work for one reason or another...... also I’m so SICK of having to make the move all the time I just want to be fawned over I’ve never had anyone do ANYTHING romantic for me 56. Do you like to cuddle?

.......................yes57. Are you shy?

not normally! I LOVE being social but in relationships yeah because I’m insecure58. Do you get along with girls?

yes? girls who don’t get along with girls are lame...... lift each other up don’t tear yaselves down59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

nope! But I’ll admit I thought about it haha60. What do you carry with you at all times?

chapstick, money, and pepper spray

ya boy don’t mess around61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

depends on the haunted levels, as long as the “ghost” would only watch/appear and not scream or whatever or try to make contact I guess that would be fine? but if It tries to disturb me I’m yeeting mysef the fuck outta here because ya boy needs uninterrupted beauty rest62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

yep! I dragged one out for a year and a half when I really should have ended things much sooner than that63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope! Been single for around two years now64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

YES HOLY SHIT65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

I fired some pieces in my pottery class! my mugs and bowls came out so well

and I met the cutest punk boy last night!!!!!! he’s so cute and very my type and I got to dance with him in the mosh pit!!!!!!!!!! tell me that’s not the cutest punk thing ever

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

19, 18(17???), and 21

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

I’ve only gotten them done once! It was very enjoyable but I’m a cheapskate so I’d probably rather do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

leopard print I guess69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

one! A turtle from the Maui Ocean Center. I’d like to add a few more sea-related ones and maybe a totoro I bought at a con a few years back70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

literally who the fuck even are these people71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?   

android 4 lyfe72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

never? my DnD group would get round table or little caesars73. Do you like diet soda?    

I guess? I like it the same as diet soda74. What color are the walls in your room?    

one purple wall and the other three are pastel mint75. Are you 16 or older?    

yeah baybee76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  

nope  77. Do you have a job?   

yep! I’m a windsurfing instructor   78. What are your initials?    

ZSKMTS

but usually I go by SS79. Did you ever have braces?    

nope! I’ve got near-perfect teeth :D80. Are you from the south?    

nope!

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

I talked about meeting my favourite band again!82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

no because he forced himself on me when we were young and I think he remembers and is ashamed and also doesn’t live near me anymore    83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

idk, I’m close but not in different ways with both of them84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

I was really good at the tumbling unit in 6th grade85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?   

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? I don’t go to the movies much 86. Do you smoke?    

no the smell of cigarettes makes me want to vomit87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

I love heels but I LIVE in flip flops bc california88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes???? damn when was this ask game made89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?  

straight.......... I’m too lazy to curl it  90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?  

nope! I’m a weenie  91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

the ocean!!!!!!!! But I guess a pool bc I’m afraid of the flesh eating bacteria in freshwater lakes92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

no but I HAVE made out on some random person’s lawn lmao93. …Had sex in a car?  

no I’m a virgin  94. Are you single or in a relationship?   

single pringle who loves to mingle 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

selling my art and listening to cool bands and dancing with cute punk people!!!96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? 

the day after the fourth of July   97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yes! I just got a new phone and the camera is way better than my old one

the low lighting setting is  c r i s p 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?  

I made out with this one friend of mine like twice and then I never did it again bc I felt icky  99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no I don’t drink100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

NAH BRO YOU GOTTA UNFRIEND THE FUCK OUTTA THEM NO RAGRETS 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

nope I’m a virgin102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

Liily? did you mean Liily???? my favourite Liily song is Wash, Toro, or The Weather103. Do you have any tan lines right now?  

yeah one from the ring I wear every day  and like a shorts tan from summer104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

hell yeah but ONLY if the cowboy boots are bright red or hot pink no exceptions

#long post #ask #bumbleberrybee

[elysiumwaits]

Ely’s Ever-Changing Playlist - Sat. Aug 31st

You can find the playlist on Spotify right here. The Ever-Changing Playlist is best listened to on Shuffle Mode. I plan on updating this playlist every Saturday, and rotating songs out and in with new releases and whatever’s caught my fancy this week.

Feel free to send me music you like, I’m always open to new songs to listen to and I like literally every genre except death metal and polka. (I’m also not a big fan of musical theater, tbh). But like seriously, fuck polka.

This first playlist is a pretty eclectic mix of new releases and not-so-new releases, in a variety of genres. Probably a little heavy on the rock, to be honest, but that’s the mood I’m in this week. You’ll get whiplash, though, ‘cause there’s some good country and pop on here too.

Song list and comments are under the cut!

Scrawny by Wallows - I love self-deprecating but somehow still kind of cocky rock (like Polaroid by Imagine Dragons). They also have that bedroom rock kind of vibe that I love. Plus I love the line “I’m a scrawny motherfucker with a cool hairstyle” and hardcore relate to the line “I say the wrong shit at the right time.”

Wild Roses by Of Monsters and Men - I honestly didn’t know how to feel about the new album for a couple of weeks. They’ve definitely gone for a more pop vibe to their songs - Alligator was catchy but it seems like a lot of the songs on their Fever Dream album just don’t have the same lyrical depth as songs like King and Lionheart or Wolves Without Teeth or Little Talks. It’s a good song - catchy, like I said - but honestly I was hoping for better when I heard a new album was coming out.

Blame It On my Youth by Blink-182 - This may actually be my most highly-anticipated release this year. For one thing, Blame It On My Youth actually sounds like Blink-182, like you could follow it with All the Small Things and there’d be no real musical shift. Which is honestly amazing, considering how much they’ve been through as a band, and of course, the lineup changes. Hoppus still sounds like Hoppus, though, and the music is still that glorious “fuck you, watch this” guitar that kickstarted the whole early 2000s guitar rock (you wouldn’t have FOB without Blink-182, and you can tell in the early FOB albums). I love to see Nine come out on September 20th - Blink-182 is a legendary band in the punk genre and hearing this song felt like coming home. “I was bored to death, so I started a band/ Cut my teeth on the Safety Dance, my attention span never stood a chance.”

Love All Night (Work All Day) by Yola - You know those gentle 70s rock/soul songs? Vaguely influenced by country, definitely influenced by R&B, leave you with a feeling of home and comfort while also kind of inspiring you to go out and work on some social change? It’s definitely got a Memphis rock vibe, but it also really made me want to listen to The Temptations and Creedence Clearwater Revival. The best part about it is that this album came out this year.

Circles by Post Malone - I’m actually a huge Post Malone fan, because I’m a huge Fleetwood Mac fan. You might be wondering how those two things add up. Post Malone cites one of his major influences to be Stevie Nicks, and in fact his vocal (when he sings, instead of rapping) draws a lot from Stevie’s unique vibrato and slurring of the words. Circles captures this beautifully, but if you really want the best that Post Malone has to offer (in the singing department, I’ll fight people over how good Wow. is), you really need to check out his remix and mashup of Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams from his August 26th mixtape. Check it out here. The unfortunate thing is that it can only be found on Youtube or the mixtape app DatPiff.

Drive by The Cars - So this is on the list because Tim McGraw put out a cover, and I usually like Tim McGraw, but Drive is not a song you can make a country cover out of. You can’t do it. Listen to this one instead of the Tim McGraw version, and if you’re really wanting a Tim McGraw fix, Neon Church is good.

Refugee by Melissa Etheridge - Speaking of covers, this is my girl Melissa’s cover of Tom Petty and the Heartbreaker’s Refugee, and frankly, I like it more. She goes hard, is the thing, sings every word like she fuckin’ well means it. That’s the thing about Melissa Etheridge, she is passionate about her music. This cover was released on her greatest hits album in 2005 - fun fact, this album included four new songs total, including I Run for Life, written for others, like Melissa, who have gone through breast cancer. It’s a damn good album, I had to recently buy a new hard copy because I wore the first CD out.

Mornin’s Gonna Come by Brent Cobb - I actually don’t know why this hit the Apple playlists this week, considering it was released on the album Providence Canyon back in 2018. It’s a pretty southern-rock style song, despite the country label, and sounds like a party song right up until you’re listening to the lyrics. Turns out it’s about the fact that everything done in the dark will eventually come to light, whether that’s a hangover or something deeper.

Soon You’ll Get Better by Taylor Swift feat. Dixie Chicks - Okay, listen. I love this song. Hearing Natalie come in on the vocals in the background for the first time since 2006 made me bawl. The Dixie Chicks were the main music of my childhood, I grew up with Wide Open Spaces and Fly. Add in the poignant lyrics about watching someone struggle through illness - Taylor opens up in an article that it’s about her parents’ battles with cancer, but we all take something away from music we listen to and it made me cry because I relate to it from a mental and chronic illness standpoint. 

60 & Punk by Death Cab for Cutie - So, Death Cab actually has a new EP coming out and the new single on it Kids in 99 is pretty good, but I’m still stuck on their album Thank You for Today. I don’t know if it was my stint in the Pacific Northwest that kickstarted my Death Cab love, or if I’m just naturally drawn to their music, but I would argue that Thank You for Today may be their best album. 60 & Punk is sad, honestly, about watching your heroes grow old and give into the world around them. But it’s good.

Reaper Man by Mother Mother - Mother Mother is one of my favorite bands, and Reaper Man is right up there in my self-deprecating-but-cocky genre. Released in 2014, and a staple on my playlists since. 

Head Above Water by Avril Lavigne feat. Travis Clark (of We The Kings) - Okay, raise your hand if you can still sing Complicated or Sk8er Boi from memory, because I sure as hell can. I can also do Check Yes Juliet from memory, because I grabbed it off the free iTunes download back in the day before it ever blew up - I’m a hipster. Anyway, Avril’s surfaced with a frankly marvelous album about growing up, getting divorced, and dealing with the devastating effects of Lyme disease. This is a bonus single - you can find her solo version on the album also titled Head Above Water. 

Hollow by Barns Courtney - There’s really no deep meaning to this one for me, I just really love Barns Courtney and haven’t found something they’ve put out that I didn’t like yet. Catchy and rock and pop, this song makes me want to dance.

Summer Girl by Haim - Everyone I knew back in 2013, in my little pocket of rural America, turned their noses up at Haim. I was like, “Oh my god, they’re amazing!” and my coworkers are like “Why does she sing like that?” It was weird to me because The Wire was named one of the best songs of the year, hit charts all over the place - weird. Anyway, Summer Girl has a super lowkey acoustic vibe, and I love it.

Far From Born Again by Alex Cameron - So Alex Cameron is pretty hit or miss for me - I either hate what he puts out, or I obsess over it. Far From Born Again is an obsess-song, because it’s honest-to-god the best sex worker song I’ve ever heard. Every time a “positive” sex worker song comes out, it’s always something like Porn Star Dancing or Shakin’ Hands or Pay Me. The worker is always over-sexualized and vilified in some way or another, and frankly, it’s exhausting. I like Far From Born Again because it’s super realistic to my experiences - lines like “It ain’t your goddamn business if she does it for pay” and “pays bills while you all still text jerks” and “she’s a woman earning more than a man” - puts the focus where it should be. She’s not some over-sexed nympho doing it for the thrill of it, it’s a job that she’s good at. 

Don’t Call It Love by Quiet Riot - So, literally everyone has heard Cum On Feel the Noize or Metal Health. It’s interesting to see Quiet Riot pop on charts again, especially considering that they haven’t had a founding member of the band in the lineup since 2010. That said, the members currently do include Banali and Wright, who were in the band at the height of Quiet Riot’s success in the mid 80s. Current vocals are done by James Durbin, as the vocalist Kevin DuBrow passed in 2007. Quiet Riot as we know it was revived mostly to celebrate the memory of DuBrow, actually, and on the insistence of DuBrow’s mother.

Last Day Under the Sun by Volbeat - I just really fuckin’ love Volbeat. That unique mix of hard rock and rockabilly, mixed with my frankly inappropriate feelings for Michael Poulson’s voice, gets me every time. I was drawn in by Lola Montez and here we are today.

All Apologies - Live & Loud by Nirvana - So this live album was actually released in 2013, and just popped up on my feed because it was just put onto Apple Music, which is where I get all my music from. You can also watch the whole concert for free, which I can’t bring myself to do yet. Nirvana is my favorite band of all time - literally of all time - and All Apologies has the ability to bring me to tears. I actually have “All in All is All We Are” tattooed on my back. Vinyl is coming out, concert is up, go live your grunge baby dreams with me.

Black Hole Sun (Live from The Artists’ Den) by Soundgarden - So this is a recent release of their 2013 Artist’s Den concert. It’s a bittersweet release for the band, who decided earlier this year to disband after the death of Chris Cornell, following their only concert without him. They chose to release the live album because they remember how much fun Chris had that night, according to a Spin article. Of the major original Seattle grunge bands, that means that only a few remain - Alice in Chains lost Layne Staley, Nirvana lost Kurt Cobain, and Soundgarden lost Chris Cornell. Pearl Jam is still going strong, though. (Technically Alice in Chains is still active, but DuVall has nothing on Staley). 

Can You Feel It? by White Eskimo - Okay, so following all that rock trivia, I was absolutely floored when I found out that White Eskimo had recent music... because I only know them as the band that Harry Styles was in before One Direction. Anyway, it’s a pretty catchy pop-punk song, I dig it. I love that the first actual info I found about them, with current news, was on the Harry Styles wiki. 

Lullaby by Kalie Shorr - Here’s that whiplash again, how about some country? Brand new country, even. I have a bone to pick with country lately about how it all sounds like pop with exaggerated accents and how that pisses me off, but I like the acoustic vibe Kalie Shorr has going on. It’s that good old country song about loving someone you shouldn’t and then letting them go. She honestly reminds me a lot of Sunny Sweeney.

Tennessee Whiskey (Live from City Winery Nashville) by Sara Evans and Olivia Barker - This is a classic country song, written for a half-drunk slow dance with your sweetie at the dive bar (which is honestly the best way to hear it, not gonna lie). The best version is the without a doubt Chris Stapleton’s cover, and this cover is a cover of that cover, but if you want to go back, it was originally recorded by country great David Allan Coe - of “You Never Even Called Me By My Name” fame if you do the bar circuit like I do. It was also recorded by George Jones in the 80s, and then a bunch of other people. There’s a reason Sara Evans is a modern country great.

The Chain (from The Kitchen) by the Highwomen - I got a lot of bones to pick with the Highwomen - I don’t like them and I’m not afraid to say it. I think it comes from the fact that The Highwaymen was created by the pioneers of outlaw country, who were pretty much on the outskirts of country music due to their lifestyles and other factors. The Highwomen have good sound and good writing, but they’re all pretty mainstream, and they should have chosen a different name. Anyway. This is a good country cover. 

The Daughters by Little Big Town - I like this song because it tackles a lot of issues still prevalent in societies in country and rural areas, primarily feminism. A lot of people don’t realize that out here in the sticks, the gender norms are alive and well - if you don’t have a kid by 21 and you’re a girl, you’re out of the norm and you’re gonna die alone. You get a lot of women who get married young, then spend their lives cooking and cleaning and never thinking about anything more because this is all they know, this is what their mothers did. The song goes over the delicate balance a woman plays down here - you have to be strong but not too strong, and you have to “know your place.”

The Louvre by Lorde - I wasn’t a fan of Lorde’s second album at first, because I was very much stuck in the sound of the first. It’s growing on me. 

Remember the Name by Ed Sheeran, Eminem, and 50 Cent - So I’m a big fan of Ed Sheeran, and my mom loves Eminem and 50 Cent. I like some Eminem, and some 50 Cent, but overall I’m not a fan of rap. What I like about this song is that it sounds like an early Eminem a la “The Real Slim Shady” so it’s catchy and easy for my audio processing issues to follow. I also just dig cocky songs.

20 Something by SZA - I started listening to SZA when my brother sent me the DJ Khaled song Just Us that featured her vocal. I love her voice and lyrics, and also the fact that my little bro relates so much to a lot of her music that it sometimes makes him cry (apparently Just Us made him cry). 20 Something is my favorite off her debut album - I mean, everyone I know is a 20-something right now, and the lyrics hit home.

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[rinniekins]

All remaining questions on the cute ask! Have fun writing (о´∀`о)

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6. What kind of people are you attracted to?kind and friendly, with a great sense of humor! also just,,, pure?? people like I  can’t really explain it that well asfhdsfkjhsk but just overall gOOD PEOPLE with good intentions and warm hearts

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?probably not lol

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?no one, except my asshole father who can just go and fuck himself for all I care

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?yyeeah kind of..

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?if it’s a person that I trust then yes, otherwise no

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?uhhh maybe? or more like I hope those exist lmao

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?:^) stillhaven’tkissedhhahaha..ha

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?yes

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?uhh like first crushcrush? no, but like the first actual real big ass crush? yes

19. Do you like bubble baths?never been in one

20. Do you like your neighbors?yes, most of them are really nice and I try to talk to them whenever I just happen to run into them

21. What are your bad habits?there’s way too many of them so I definitely won’t start listing all of them but procrastination and overthinking are definitely one of the worst ones

22. Where would you like to travel?Japan, definitely! though it won’t be happening in a looong time but maybe somewhere in the future I hope

23. Do you have trust issues?yes.

25. What part of your body are just most uncomfortable with?……. honestly pretty much almost everything lmao but face, legs and butt mostly hhaaha..ha

26. What do you do when you wake up?stay in bed for like half an hour thinking about how tired I am and most likely scrolling through Tumblr on my phone lmao

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?darker, I hate getting sunburned so easily

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?it’s uhhhhhhm complicated..

30. Do you ever want to get married?maybe? now that it’s finally legal here anyway

31. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?no

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?lol no one

34. Do you play any sports? What sports?no

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV, I don’t really watch it that much nowadays anyway and I definitely couldn’t live without music

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?yes, that’s what I always do rip

37. What do you say during awkward silences?uhhhh it really depends on the situtation but I’ll just try to say something that just comes to mind to break the silence omg

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?basically just a girl I can really connect with, someone kind and patient with a good sense of humor and someone who just accepts everything about me and all that stuff skhdshgh

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?flea markets aAAAa also video game shops hkjshgk

40. What do you want to do after high school?wELL I’m just trying to find a job rn so

41. Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance?no. unfortunate but no, definitely not everyone.

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?it can mean a lot of things lol but I’m probably nervous or tired or angry, depends

43. Do you smile at strangers?yes absolutely!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?outer space! bottom of the ocean fascinates me a lot too but it also scares the shit out of me omg, PLUS I can’t even swim so

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?my friends, my cats, all the upcoming series and video games and everything I’m possibly looking forward to

46. What are you paranoid about?…. uhhhh a lot of things

47. Have you ever been high?no

48. Have you ever been drunk?no

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope no one finds out about?uhhhhm yes

50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?I really can’t remember omg it’s been a while since I’ve worn one bc it’s been so hot but most likely black or dark green

51. Ever wished you were someone else?mmmh no… that idea just freaks me out in a way

52. One thing you wish you would change about yourself?being more social and brave and ughhh idk

53. Favorite makeup brand?I don’t knooow I don’t wear makeup anymore really bc I’m lazy lmao

54. Favorite store?uhhhHH I don’t know

55. Favorite blog?pretty much all of my mutuals’!

57. Favorite food?s a l a dalso tortillas tho

58. Last thing you ate?uhhhh idk what is it called in english but good stuff made out of zucchini omg

59. First thing you ate this morning?uhhhh I think it was crispbread

60. Ever won a competition? For what?uhhh nooo…? at least I can’t remember lol

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?nope

62. Been arrested? For what?noope

63. Ever been in love?yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?-

65. Are you hungry right now?no

66. Do you like your Tumblr friends more than your real friends???????? my “Tumblr friends” are my real friends wtf what kinda question is this

67. Facebook or Twitter?I don’t really use neither but uh Twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr

69. Are you watching TV right now?no

70. Names of your best friends?eeeeh I don’t think I’ll tell them bc idk if they want their real names written here lol

71. Craving something? What?human touch pls I want cuddles right now immediately fuck

72. What color are your towels?uh mostly white

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?two also turns out that there’s two 72 questions lmao

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?yes

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?a lot.

75. Favorite animal?FOX!!

76. What color is your underwear?black

77. Chocolate or vanilla?chocolate

78. Favorite ice cream flavor?chocolate again

79. What color shirt are you wearing?uhhh ivory white with a cute fox on it aAAAa it’s my pjs lmao

80. What color pants?ivory white again with even more foxes on them lmao

81. Favorite TV show?I literally have no idea, I really don’t watch TV pretty much at all nowadays

82. Favorite movie?there’s tOO MANY OF THEM but uh Princess Mononoke and pretty much all of Studio Ghibli’s movies, Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back, Wolf Children… there’s a lot.

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?what.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street???????????

85. Favorite character from Mean Girls?wHAT

86. Favorite character from Finding Nemo?Dory!

87. First person you talked to today?my mom

88. Last person you talked to today?uhhhh like, talked talked? my mom again lol

89. Name a person you hate?am I supposed to choose just one

90. Name a person you love?all of my friends!!

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?yes.

92. In a fight with someone?not really

93. How many sweatpants do you have?I haven’t really counted lmao but quite a few

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?a LOT

95. Last movie you watched?Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

96. Favorite actress?aaaAAAH I don’t knoooow there’s so many, but Gal Gadot!

97. Favorite actor?I don’t knoooooooow

98. Do you tan a lot?no, it’s the complete opposite rip. I either get just sunburned or get even more freckles

99. Have any pets?yesss! two cats, called Minni and Jimi

101. Do you type fast?yes

102. Do you regret anything from your past?don’t we all

103. Can you spell well?yeahh at least I think so

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?yes.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?no

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?yes.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?yes

108. What should you be doing?I don’t know, sleep probably

109. Is something irritating you right now?my father lol

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?yes

111. Do you have trust issues?uhhh yes this question came up the second time omg

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?my mom

113. What was your childhood nickname?I didn’t really have one, my name is so short lol

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?I don’t live in America sfsdkjhgh

115. Do you play the Wii?no

116. Are you listening to music right now?actually not, which is odd

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?noooo I don’t eat meat

118. Do you like Chinese food?yeah

119. Favorite book?Varjak Paw

120. Are you afraid of the dark?not exactly the dark itself but what could be hiding there, especially if I’m outside and it’s dark

121. Are you mean?no, at least I hope so

122. Is cheating ever okay?no

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?depends on the season and weather really lmao, buuut most likely not rip

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?no

125. Do you believe in true love?I think so?

126. Are you currently bored?nope

127. What makes you happy?my friends, animals, video games, nature shdhgk

128. Would you change your name?nah

129. What is your Zodiac Sign?Scorpio

130. Do you like Subway?mmmh it’s fine

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?I’d just say that sorry but I’m gay and it’s not gonna happen

132. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?again a same question for the second time huh, but @kinjaru

133. Favorite lyrics right now?aaaaah I really can’t decide

134. Can you count to one million?uhhhhh I don’t know, I’d probably mess up at some point lmao

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?uh there’s probably quite a few omg

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?almost closed but just enough space so that my cats can come and go as they please

137. How tall are you?158cm, as in about 5′2″

138. Curly or straight hair?bOTH, but does this mean like my hair? if so then straight

139. Brunette or blonde?both, except brunette for myself

140. Summer or winter?winter

141. Night or day?night

142. Favorite month?Novemberrr bc it’s my birthday month akshfksh

143. Are you a vegetarian?yes

144. Dark, milk, or white chocolate?aaahh I like them all

145. Tea or coffee?tea

146. Was today a good day?yeah I guess so

147. Mars or Snickers?aaahhh Mars

148. What is your favorite quote?be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter

149. Do you believe in ghosts?yes

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?Se imi kylmää yöilmaa keuhkoihinsa, katsoi tutkivasti valtaisaa muuria, toisiinsa kietoutuneita oksia - oli näkevinään valkoisen, viiksikarvanohuen kuun korkealla yläpuolellaan.

Cute Questions

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[survivaloftheday]

Do questions 1- 104

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?: Good morning lol

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?: We’re dating so that I guess

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?: I’m really not sure how I’d feel, I know I’d want them to be cautious about it. 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?: 7

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?: Sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?: No

7. What does your last received text say? Lmao

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?: Literally a million times

9. Where was your last kiss at?: At my front door

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?: I don’t have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning?: Usually coffee, hot or iced. Depends on what I have

12. Where did you sleep last night?: In my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?: They can be difficult at times, but they’re something you always have to work hard for, in good times and bad.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?: I’d probably try to prevent my accident from happening. 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?: No

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?: Sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?: I know several haha

18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?: Gym shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?: I think I will

20. Does anyone like you?: I mean I hope so 

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?: No

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?: Very

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?: There isn’t anyone who I’m annoyed with constantly, but there are a few people who tend to get on my nerves often.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?: Yes

25. In the past week have you cried?: No

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?: Chihuahua I think

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?: Out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?: No

29. Do you think you’re old?: I feel old since I’ve started going to PT

30. Do you like text messaging?: Yes

31. What type of day are you having?: A good one

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?: No

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?: Fall is my shit, so in between would be my ideal type of weather

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?: Yes

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?: Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?: I would say I’m both for different reasons

37. What song are you listening to?: The Opener by Camp Cope

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?: I’m sincere about everything I say39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?: Yes, my girlfriend.40. What made you start liking the person you like now?: We just really connected and understood each other, even though it took a bit for us to get comfortable around each other.41. When did you last receive a text message?: Earlier today42. What is wrong with you right now?: Nothing currently43. How well do you know the last female you texted?: Pretty well lol44. Does anyone disgust you?: No45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?: No, I’m taken.46. Are you in a good mood right now?: Yes47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?: My GF48. What color shirt are you wearing?: Red49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?: No50. Anyone you’re giving up on?: No one that I can think of 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?: No

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?: Yes53. Do you like rain?: If I’m trying to sleep 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?: No, if it’s in moderation lol55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?: Yes 56. Do you like to cuddle?: Yes57. Are you shy?: Yes 58. Do you get along with girls?: Yes59. Have you dated the person you texted last?: Yes 60. What do you carry with you at all times?: My phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?: Hell yes 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?: If it’s like my current one, of course. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?: Yes 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?: Yes65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?: I can’t remember

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?: 21 and I’m not sure about the other person tbh

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?: Do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?: Leopard69. Do you have any stickers on your car?: Parking pass and 2 university stickers70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?: Lil Wayne 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?: Android72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?: 3 weeks ago 73. Do you like diet soda?: Hell no74. What color are the walls in your room?: White   75. Are you 16 or older?: 21   76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?: No    77. Do you have a job?: I’m a freelance graphic designer      78. What are your initials?: HNC    79. Did you ever have braces?: Twice    80. Are you from the south?: Yes

81. What does your last status on facebook say?: I think it was when I was promoting my Facebook page 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?: No   83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?: Mom   84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?: No    85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?: The Incredibles 2     86. Do you smoke?: No    87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?: Flip flops    88. Is your phone touch screen?: Yes    89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?: Wavy    90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?: No    91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?: Pool    92. Have you ever made out in a car?: Yes    93. …Had sex in a car?: No    94. Are you single or in a relationship?: Taken   95. What were you doing last night at midnight?: Laying in bed    96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?: On July 4th  97. Do you like the camera on your phone?: Yes it’s great   98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?: No   99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?: I’ve never gotten to that point lol

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?: No    101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?: No    102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Praying 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?: Yes  104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?: No lol  

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[carterashofficial]

Thanks, Aearyn

@aearyn was so unbelievably kind to tag me for this 

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people (ahaha no i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy this took forever)

— what was your last…

1. drink: water. from the fridge. there might’ve been a dog hair in it because Scout and Abbey show their love through shedding. I didn’t care.  2. phone call: my old internship asking why I never got my w-2 form 3. text message: a coupon from World Market, if that counts. If not, i texted myself a spoiler for the kotfe fic so i don’t forget 4. song you listened to: Champion by Carrie Underwood b/c i love it and I NEED THE POSITIVITY   5. time you cried: UH... writing the kotfe fic. But i wasn’t actually crying. it was more like “im tearing up at this one scene b/c its breaking my heart”. Actual crying? been... so long i can’t remember.

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: ahahahhahahahahahaha.... ahahahhaha..... ahahahhahahahaha despite my best intentions, i’ve never dated anyone. I’ve been trying to change that. I want romance in my life. 7. kissed someone and regretted it: That would imply i’ve had my first kiss, and im 22 years old and still haven’t had it. APHRODITE WHY AM I SINGLE. I’M READY TO MINGLE 8. been cheated on: see above. Can’t be cheated on if you’ve never HAD A DATE 9. lost someone special: i would rather not consider this question, but Domino, Jewel, and my Grandma (all were very, very sudden and hit me like a bag of bricks).  10. been depressed: ha ha ha apparently i’ve had depression since i was 15. I was officially diagnoses in January of 2017 and have been on medication since. ahahaha  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no I can barely get drunk even when i try, let alone enough for a damn hangover. Seriously. I can drink like Carmadda and not get drunk.

— fave colours

12. soft eggshell green 13. the blue at the edge of the horizon 14. metallic  anything

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: ........yes? i think? 16. fallen out of love: ahahahahaha no b/c i’ve never been in love (in the romantic sense and that’s how im taking this) 17. laughed until you cried: always 18. found out someone was talking about you: in the worst of ways 19. met someone who changed you: yes 20. found out who your friends are: oooooh yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: never been kisses

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all? how else do people find you on there? 23. do you have any pets: many. Scout, Abbey, the neon tetras (named the Heralds of Zildrog), my various shrimp, and Corypheus and Valkorian the golden inca snails  24. do you want to change your name: no, but i used to 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went bowling 26. what time did you wake up today: i woke up 3 times, once to Bug getting ready for school, then my mom asking if i opened the vitamins, then... i think 9 was when i finally crawled out 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: playing swtor or looking up some fresh and funky memes 28. what is something you can’t wait for: finished the next kotfe fic chapter and breaking everyone’s hearts. Or the next major expansion of SWTOR. I NEED ANOTHER CINEMATIC TRAILER LIKE GODDAMN 30. what are you listening to right now: nothing my house is silent and in the far, far distance, sometimes i can hear cars on the toll road 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i have an uncle named Tom. I have spoken with him. So Yes. 32. something that’s getting on your nerves: socialization. I can only take so much around others. If I was a Sim i’d have the lonely trait. 33. most visited website: Tumblr or my school’s student login page 34. hair colour: blonde/brown im really smack in-between and i just dye it lighter to make it blonde enough for me to be blonde 35. long or short hair: long. so long. down to my butt long                                   36. do you have a crush on someone: not sure. i like him, he’s funny and thinks im funny, and teases me back, but im shit at reading signs and far too much a coward to ask him out. I’m not sure. I had a major crush in high school that resulted in me falling in love with a guy but we never offically dated and then he crushed my heart. Long story. So i try to avoid crushes lest i break my heart again. 37. what do you like about yourself: bitch im fabulous 38. want any piercings: i got 3 in the lobes of each ear and cartilage in the left. If i get any more I think my mom would have a heart attack 39. blood type: ??????? no idea. I know my sister is O 40. nicknames: Milky (only drank milk as a kid, but this nickname has sorta phased away). Other nicknames give away my real name. But I do respond to my sister’s name. 41. relationship status: single and ready to flamingle 42. sign: Aquarius 43. pronouns: she/her 44. fave tv show: i literally can’t pick one b/c ive watched nearly every cop show on Netflix, including some that aren’t in english. All the cooking competitions i can find on Netflix and youtube, and im running out of TV to watch when i do art. Halp. 45. tattoos: Zero because my fatal fear is needles. 46. right or left handed: Left. left left left seriously i can.... maybe dip a french fry in ketchup with my right but that’s it 47: ever had surgery: wisdom teeth removed count? 48. piercings: 7 total in the ears and nothing else. 49. sport: I watch baseball and hockey (SPEAKING OF WHICH, GO DUCKS!). Used to play softball and some soccer. 50. vacation: if i can graduate a quarter early I want to go visit my family in florida and michigan 51. trainers: is... this british for shoes? i wear berkenstocks. only berkenstocks. because crocs are so comfortable but people judge. I also have hella wide feet where ever ‘wide’ shoes are too narrow. I can get by in Vans or my old old Nikes that i hardly ever wear

— more general

52. eating: whether or not if ketchup should go on it, ketchup is going on it. Unless if it’s breakfast food or desert. Breakfast food is my favorite and i could happily live off it it. 53. drinking: water, tea, juice, milk, Mike’s black cherry hard lemonade, monster energy drinks, RC Cola.... i drink a variety of things. Mostly water and tea. 54. i’m about to watch: i dont know I’VE RAN OUT OF THINGS TO WATCH ON NETFLIX 55. waiting for: myself to go out on a date and/or meet The Guy 56. want: many things. 57. get married: One day. 58. career: ssssssssttttttttttuuuuuuuuuudddddddeeeeeeennnnnnntttttttt

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: i want both but maybe not from the same people. 60. lips or eyes: depends what each are doing tbh 61. shorter or taller: taller b/c im short and can’t reach the top shelf 62. older or younger: older but at this point im 22 and a lot of my classmates are 21 so like.... my generation. 63. nice arms or stomach: arms 64. hookup or relationships: relationships 65. troublemaker or hesitant: depends. like really depends. I’ll probalby go with troublemaker b/c they tend to be funny and on-the-spot and im a planner.

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: never kissed anyone..... ha ha ha 67. drank hard liquor: so yes. 68. turned someone down: ahahahhahahahaahaha haha ha. Actually yes I got asked to homecoming my senior year by this one dude who still gives me the creeps jsut tihnking about him. I politely said no. 69. sex on first date: never been on a date, never kissed anyone. Never ‘done the deed’. Would not do on the first date. 70: broken someone’s heart: uh my mom’s when I told her I had Depression and wanted to kill myself all throughout sophomore year highschool 71. had your heart broken: oh. Yes. 72. been arrested: no 73. cried when someone died: more like wailed loud enough that half the dorm floor heard 74. fallen for a friend: *side-eyes my sister* yeeees

— do you believe in

75. yourself: it varies over what. 76. miracles: I mean.... to an extent.  77. love at first sight: no 78. santa claus: I AM 22 YEARS OLD of course 79. angels: its complicated. my mom found a dead rat in our old house’s garage when i was 4-ish and all i remember crying for the dead rat when my dad tossed it in the garbage. My mom explained that an angel had already taken the rat’s soul to heaven. What did I picture the angel as? A carrot, wearing a tie, with mickey mouse-esque white gloves carrying a rat dramatically. This still haunts me.

— misc

80. eye colour: blue enough that you might drown in the ocean 81. best friend’s name: @athenascrown 82. favourite movie: if you think I can pick only one you’ve got another thing coming. but.... any star wars movie. If i had to pick one, Empire Strikes Back or Phantom Menace or The Last Jedi.... or Rogue One.... or Revenge of the Sith... 83. favourite actor: The guy who played the stormtrooper who hits his head on the door in Ep 4 84. favourite cartoon: the old Ducktales was a childhood favorite 85. favourite teacher’s name: I don’t want to put her name out here but she was my art teacher all through high school and she is one of the kindest souls ive ever met and if it wasn’t for her, i wouldn’t have gotten back into art

because this post took 5ever im not tagging anyone but if you want to do it, just say I tagged you and I’ll say i did

[totallylesbians]

1-85 pls 😉😇

All of them! Here we go!

1. Are looks important in a relationship?To an extent, you have to be attracted to the person you’re with. But looks aren’t everything

2. Are relationships ever worth it?They can be.

3. Are you a virgin?No

4. Are you in a relationship?No

5. Are you in love?No

6. Are you single this year?I am, yes

7. Can you commit to one person?Yes

8. Describe your crushI don’t have one

9. Describe your perfect mateI have a long post about that so I’ll reblog it after

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?I don’t. I believe there can be a spark though

11. Do you ever want to get married?Maybe someday

12. Do you forgive betrayal?Depends on what the betrayal was. One of my best friends in high school went behind my back and reached out to my sister to tell my parents how much my mental health was deteriorating. I felt really betrayed but I understand why she did it.

13. Do you get jealous easily?I don’t think so

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?No

15. Do you have any piercings?Just my ears. I’d like to have my lip done again if I could though

16. Do you have any tattoos?I currently have 3. With every intention to get more

17. Do you like kissing in public?Within reason.

20. Do you shower every day?Every night

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?Probably not

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?No

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Absolutely.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?I doubt it

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?No

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Yes. And most of the people who have said that, have lost me

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?No. My ex started reading me one she wrote, turns out it was for her ex

28. Have you ever been cheated on?Yes. I didn’t find out until 2-3 years later though so it didn’t bother me that much. His behavior from when we were together makes a lot more sense now.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?Despite what some people may think, I’ve never cheated on someone. I never would.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?Not really, no. I wouldn’t change anything about my body that I can’t change through hard work

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?Yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?Unfortunately, yes

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?Never

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?Yes. With two

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Two people. One boy, one girl

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?Yes. One was a friend from high school. The other was Tessa.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?My ex, Becca. My family hated her too. Basically everyone hated her.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Yes

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Yes

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?No. I think I tried once before but it didn’t work out so well and I never attempted since

41. Have you had sex so far this year?No. Probably won’t at all this year

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?Depends on how intense the kiss is and who I’m kissing.

43. How long was your longest relationship?Like 2 ½, almost 3 years

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?One boyfriend. Three girlfriends, but I really only count two of them because one relationship only lasted a week or two.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?2012: 2 boys2013: no one

46. How many times did you have sex last year?I don’t know. Maybe 10 times

47. How old are you?21

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?I don’t like anyone so I don’t have to worry about that. But I’d probably tell them that I’m happy for them.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?I don’t have one.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?Not right now, no. We broke up for a reason. I know that neither of us are where we want to be and ready for a relationship. She’s apologized before but there is nothing to apologize for. So no, I wouldn’t.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?Maybe my brother, but that’s about it. There’s some people I’d do a lot for but I don’t know about absolutely everything.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?Yes, two people. Why? Because they were abusive pieces of shit and called it love. They were never going to change and if I kept them in my life, I’d either kill them or myself.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?There shouldn’t be because I’m not dating or talking to anyone.

54. Is there someone you will never forget?Yes

55. Share a relationship story.What kind of story you want?

56. State 8 facts about your body-I have three tattoos-I have more scars than anyone could ever count-I have a six pack-I have a happy trail -I have a rather athletic body -I’m short. Like permanently stuck in that in between height of being too big for most little boys clothes and too small for men’s. -I can pop my jaw out of place. It freaks people out -My birth mark looks like a scrape

57. Things you want to say to an ex? Nothing I haven’t already said. Wait-well maybe to tell my ex Becca she’s a piece of shit but nothing that’s major.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?You can’t

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)I’ll post a picture after this

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?I was a year older than my ex boyfriend.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?Their eyes usually

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?I don’t know. Maybe wear something with my name on it, like a jersey or something.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?People bonding and connecting in ways involving genitalia. I don’t really know how to describe it.

64. What is your definition of cheating?Going against whatever rules you may have in the relationship or if you do something with someone else that breaks their trust with you.

65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?I don’t have one

66. What is your favorite role play?I’ve never role played

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?Depends on the person. But typically something that we can both learn more about the other.

68. What is your sexual orientation?Gay. Lesbian. Whatever you want to call it

69. What turns you off?Typically ass grabbing. Men.

70. What turns you on?Neck kissing/biting. Turning someone else on.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?I don’t think I have one

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?My name. The usual swearing I guess

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?My friend put my towel in the dryer when I was showering when I seen her last so when I was done it was warm. That was nice

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?I don’t have any specifically

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?Same as 73 I guess. I don’t really know

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?I don’t really know to be honest. I’ve offered to pay for stuff for them.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?So long as you’re both legal, consenting adults I don’t care

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?I don’t think I have one

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?Jealousy for a relationship was more of people being able to see Tessa every day when I couldn’t. Jealous in general was when my manger told me she’s going to ClexaCon

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?Tonight when my dad went to bed

81. Who are five people you find attractive?In no particular order:-Kristen Stewart -Alycia Debnam-Carey -Eliza Taylor -Amber Heard -Sarah Shahi

82. Who is the last person you hugged?Full on hug was Tessa. Half assed/side hug was my aunt and uncle

83. Who was your first kiss with?My boyfriend at the time, Tyler

84. Why did your last relationship fail?It’s complicated

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?I literally met my last girlfriend off of tumblr. So yes I would

#anon #ask me

[660feet]

For the question post: 1-92 please 👌🤗

1. I don’t know?

2. Nope nope!

3. If we’re talking lip virginity, yes.

4. Yes and no. S’complicated.

5. Like, like-like? I wish!!! We are so far apart!!!

6. I’m a little exhausted to be properly excited for anything right now.

7. Got that good dick. (Nah, I worked on my college essay, that’s all.)

8. I don’t really care one way or the other. I’ve been around plenty of drunk people to know that “wasted” varies wildly.

9. Confidence can be anything! It depends a lot on the person. When I see my friends are confident, it can be cute or cool as hell! Sometimes both! When my girlfriend is confident, it is hot. And intimidating. Point is, confidence varies!

10. Water!

11. Most of ‘em. Nearly all my best friends are women. Or, wait, no, this is sex not gender? So, are we talkin’ like best friends with a vagina? Cus I dunno, lots still? (I tend to bond easier with people who aren’t men because I’m not traditionally masculine, and I often find traditional masculinity very intimidating! So it’s hard for me to open up to men easily! I still trust very easily, but it’s much easier for me to trust women and nonbinary people than men.)

12. I own multiple, unfortunately. Not a fan, even if they do make me look thiccer than I already am.

13. Be in the spot. Don’t believe me? Just watch.

14. Who knows? Probably one of my friends.

15. I am not. I wish I could kiss the person I’m going out with! Fuck you, spacetime, for creating space.

16. Probably. Change happens every day!

17. Dunno. Probably Finn. But I kinda overshare constantly, soooooo…

18. Yesterday. Life’s hard sometimes! I’m not broken, though, or at least, if I am, I know I’ll get better. Just kinda going through a long rough patch with all this stress.

19. Hmmmmmm…lemme check my sex-tracker, where I log all of my numerous sexual encounters. Ah, still says .5 sexes, so I don’t think I have.

20. Please tell me this isn’t a prank. Or, wait, is this like an existential question? I guess I’m realizing that…like…things kinda suck? I have a hard time dealing with pessimism because I associate it with one of the lowest points of my life, and when I engage in pessimistic behaviors it’s really disheartening and I start to spiral. I’m almost an optimist by my very nature, but also, very much by choice! And it’s…kinda exhausting to be optimistic about everything and be nice and get my hopes up and honestly, the fact that I’ve started to realize that has kinda made me question my whole identity. Also slowly realizing I might be comfortable with they/them pronouns? Not to the point if I know if they’re for me or not, but, y’know, that’s a thing bumping around in my brain now.

21. Sure? Kinda. Yeah, you know what, fuck it, I am. I’m in a good mood.

22. Depends on the shark.

23. Yes!

24. I don’t know.

25. I…also don’t know. That’s genuinely really difficult for me to answer. I almost never know my actual reaction to something until after it’s happened, and my personal code of ethics kinda have this whole thing of like “forgive everyone unless they’ve hurt someone else (but still forgive them if they make up for it).” But the someone else…doesn’t include me. So. Eh. Don’t even know if that would hurt me. I guess I’m okay with whatever? Maybe? Not sure.

26. That it is.

27. I don’t know. I like my girlfriend and she makes me laugh! A lot! But I’m able to mesh with most people?

28. My girlfriend.

29. My. Girlfriend.

30. Y…well, n…fuck, that’s complicated. It’s a case-by-case thing.

31. Nah. Not a big hater of people. At most, I dislike.

32. I sure hope she does!!! I’ve made it very obvious, what with the “us dating” thing!

33. I drink soda.

34. John Mulaney.

35. Yes. I would avoid it if I could, but for the most part, I can’t.

36. Well, I know where she goes to school?

37. Not really, no. I have this one kinda “Nice Guy” friend who believes in “love at first conversation,” and I kinda get that, but also, love is…kinda gradual. I can absolutely understand falling for a person very quickly! I have before! But I also think you have to wait to verify those feelings and whether it’s full romantic attraction or just a passing “damn, you’re hot” thing. But that’s rooted in a deeply personal experience where I acted very promptly on “romantic” feelings, then kinda got abused for a long time over those feelings. It was infatuation turned into dependence, and every day, I worry that that might happen to someone else. I worried it happened to the person who abused me. Like…damn, this question hits a little close to home, maybe?

38. My dad.

39. A girl in theater. She’s my dancing partner for a scene. She feels super awkward about because she’s a freshman and I’m a senior, and A) I get it, believe me, awkward for me too, B) come on, if you wanna be a professional actor, step up your game and get in the moment, dude, and C) E X C U S E Y O U ? It’s way worse for me! I have to dance with a freshman.

40. Well, it started with us cuddling, then I kissed her neck, and it just sort of…escalated. I still don’t know how I feel about that.

41. I don’t remember.

42. Yes, both.

43. I’ve embarrassed myself in front of every crush I’ve ever had, just about. But current one? Oh god yeah! Every day! She flirts with me just a little and I die???

44. I don’t tan?

45. Again, don’t know. She liked kissing me. It was supposed to be a fun thing, but like…I regret it for some weird reason??? I guess I regret it because it didn’t mean anything. I’m stupid and I think…I think some part of me wants everything to mean something or be something grand and impactful. I don’t think I would because I have a policy about not having regrets and apologizing rather than trying to take something back.

46. Yep!

47. My dad.

48. You bet your ass I do!

49. YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO!

50. Once.

51. Sometime in August, I think?

52. I fucking hate most musicals. And that’s not in a cutesy, snarky, “ew, musicals” way. Honest to god, I think I might have some kind of trauma because of my abuser. I was never a fan of most musicals, but Theater Kids (and we are talking the kids who scream and rave about musicals every day or make headcanons and sing their asses off, and that’s great for them, but it is exhausting for me) have ruined that experience for me. People kept trying to make me a fan of them and that made it worse. And then I was in one and that’s how I met my abuser, and it got so much worse after that. And yet here I am, still doing musicals. Being in them is exhausting. Talking about them is exhausting. I don’t mind seeing them, I guess. But some part of me just can’t jive with them. I love Little Shop of Horrors, but that’s just about the only one, really. And I feel really sad when I think about that because my best friend hates it and that’s really distressing for me. Like, it’s the one musical I can really vibe with, totally get into and down to. And they hate it. So, like, cheesy? I guess, since the only one I actually do like is campy as hell.

53. No, not really.

54. Yes!

55. Don’t know.

56. Astronaut (which I can’t be); firefighter; archaeologist; scientist; guitarist in a band; and writer. Which is what I am now. And want to do as a career.

57. Yep.

58. Every fucking day of my life. It’s the worst, because I can’t tell if the thing actually did happen or if that feeling is because all my dreams are some kind of weird, mundane prophecies about my very normal existence.

59. No.

60. Sometimes.

61. Sometimes.

62. Mostly pajamas or just my underwear. I used to sleep in whatever I had on because I was too lazy to get undressed. I used to sleep in jeans a lot.

63. Weird Al.

64. T…Target?

65. I don’t know? Adidas?

66. Neither???

67. Peanuts.

68. I don’t think I have one.

69. I’d like to, but I haven’t.

70. Hm. No clue! I’m not marrying anyone at the moment, so, I don’t know who my future spouse is or what they’d do!

71. No.

72. I wish.

73. Fuck, man, all the time. Finn mentioned linguistics in a presentation once and I actually cried because someone mentioned the thing I love. Hell, I tear up a little now thinking about it. It wasn’t even the focus of the presentation. I just cry all the time.

74. King Dork, Stargirl, or American Gods.

75. Don’t know cus I barely study.

76. Nah. Most scents don’t do anything for me.

77. Yeah.

78. I don’t know.

79. …I think it was the Weird Al one? I dunno. I can’t remember. But I may have only been to one concert in my life so far. Unless we’re counting all the times I’ve seen my friend’s band, but that’s less of a concert more of a “We’re a rad as hell band playing in this basement tonight!’

80. I don’t drink tea.

81. Neither.

82. My dad’s. Literally any of the kinds he makes are good.

83. I used to be able to. I was a really good swimmer. Now I get scared if I have to jump in water. There was one day I actually couldn’t and I froze up on the edge of the pool. And I can’t put my head under because I just kinda…like…forgot how to do the breath thing with swimming. My body’s a fucking mess.

84. Not really.

85. I’d like to think so.

86. Why not both?

87. A couple.

88. No.

89. I have not eaten either.

90. Who gives a shit?

91. Have one in every room!

92. I don’t…I dunno, man. I look at the future a lot, and I just kinda see “single (or at least unmarried) dad and his 50 adopted kids.”

I cannot believe whoever this is asked for all 92.

#jude does a thing #Anonymous #jude answers a thing #jude does asks #jude answers asks #anon #anon asks

[dave-meowstaine]

All of the asks ! !

Should have seen this coming!

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? - I would be super happy and excited seeing as the last person I texted was Lizzie. I would probably be like “OH MY GOD BABY!!!!!” and then cuddle and kiss the shit out of her

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? - Lizzie is my girlfriend

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? - Depends what it is. Weed and hallucinogens are chill but anything hard like coke or heroin and shit could potentially be a deal breaker (if they didn’t get off it)

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? - My last name is double barrelled so… yes?

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? - It was sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? - I mean, kinda? I did want her, but at the time I didn’t, and then when we got back together it wasn’t the same so… I don’t really know haha

7. What does your last received text say? - “I love you!!!”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? - Too many to count yet not enough!!!

9. Where was your last kiss at? - It was at Heathrow airport in London. Lizzie was going back to America… :(

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? - About 5 minutes ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?- I always have a cup of tea and a glass of water

12. Where did you sleep last night? - In my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? - If they are hard, then you’re probably not doing it right. A proper good relationship should feel like the most effortless thing in the world. That’s how I feel with Lizzie

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? - Not at all

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? - Hell no! Maybe noise complaints but no real problems hahaha

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? - Sunny, to be honest. Unless I’m snuggled up in bed. Then definitely rainy!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? - My middle name is my dad’s first name

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? - Jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? - Definitely still be with Lizzie

20. Does anyone like you? - Obviously Lizzie haha

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? - Nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? - Lizzie is bi

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? - Yeah, I can think of a couple of people

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? - Yes! I want to be covered. I’m thinking of getting one really soon, actually. Just after christmas

25. In the past week have you cried? - I cried last night

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? - Jesse is… um… we have no idea what my dog is. Some sort of Terrier haha

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? - Out of it

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? - Nope

29. Do you think you’re old? - I know I’m not because I’m 19. Then I remember that kids born in 2000 will be able to get into clubs next year and…

30. Do you like text messaging? - Depends who it is I’m texting

31. What type of day are you having? - It’s alright. Been working out and skateboarding all day

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? - I have septum pierced. I’ve thought about getting the side of my nose pierced but I don’t think I would

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? - Warm weather so I can go out and do stuff

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? - Lizzieeee

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? - Definitely a relationship. I’ve had flings, but they just aren’t my sort of thing

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? - Depends on how you see it. I like to think I’m a simple person. What you see is what you get with me, there is no hidden agenda or anything

37. What song are you listening to? - Nothing at the moment, but I have Lil Peep stuck in my head

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? - Of course! I would never say sorry unless I meant it39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? - Lizzie literally knows me inside and out40. What made you start liking the person you like now? - Just so kind and caring and passionate and funny and beautiful. Looking back I think I fell in love with Lizzie as soon as we started talking. It was like meeting the part of me that was always missing41. When did you last receive a text message? - About 7am this morning42. What is wrong with you right now? - I really want Lizzie and I miss her so much and that makes me sad and not motivated to do anything43. How well do you know the last female you texted? - Lizzie has literally told me everything about herself. There isn’t a single thing I don’t know about that woman44. Does anyone disgust you? - Maybe people’s attitudes and the way they see things, but I wouldn’t say a person as a whole disgusts me45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? - No, I’m dating Lizzie46. Are you in a good mood right now? - I’m in a fairly good mood. Kinda frustrated because I’ve been skateboarding and am really close to landing a new trick but I can’t quite get it right, so I’m taking a break and answering these!47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? - My dad48. What color shirt are you wearing? - It’s plain dark green49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? - Ummm not recent recent but about a month ago50. Anyone you’re giving up on? - Not that I’m aware of51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? - Definitely not! I’m head over heels in love with Lizzie!

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? - Nope53. Do you like rain? - I love the rain! Especially when I’m snuggled up in bed54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? - Not at all! When Lizzie was here, we went to the pub a couple of times with my friends and my sister and one night we got completely wasted hahaha55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? - No, actually. I’ve actively pursued every crush I’ve had. Some worked, some didn’t. That’s just life. You never know unless you give it a go56. Do you like to cuddle? - I fucking love cuddles!57. Are you shy? - Kinda when you first meet me. More awkward than shy. But as soon as we’re acquainted and we know each other, I’m no where near shy 58. Do you get along with girls? - I do59. Have you dated the person you texted last? - I am currently dating Lizzie60. What do you carry with you at all times? - My phone and my headphones61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? - I live in it if it meant I got $1 million! Would be pretty interesting to see if anything spooky happens62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? - Lizzie and I will have been together for 5 months and known each other for 6 in 10 days so… 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? - I was. In fact, Lizzie was here in England for half of October, including Halloween!64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? - Omg yes please65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? - Lizzie told her parents about me and we’re finally free to be together 100% and tag each other in shit on Facebook and post about each other on social media and that made me super happy!

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? - 19, 18, and 21 (Lizzie is the 21 year old, fyi)

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? - I wouldn’t get my nails done (unless Lizzie wanted me to for fun haha) but probably professional. Unless it was Lizzie messing around and just painting my nails, then that would be adorble    68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? - Neither. Both are pretty tacky, if you ask me. But hey, you like what you like!   69. Do you have any stickers on your car? - Nope   70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? - I don’t know who Luke Bryan is but I think I would rather put my dick in a blender than listen to Lil Wayne so I guess Luke Bryan…?71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? - Android   72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? - 25 days ago. The day before Lizzie went back to America, we went on a date and we went bowling and then had a proper meal at Pizza Hut   73. Do you like diet soda? - I prefer regular but yeah   74. What color are the walls in your room? - White except one which is light blue    75. Are you 16 or older? - I’m 19   76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? - Nope, never have and probably never will    77. Do you have a job? - Not at the moment. College is taking up all of my time so I’m focusing on doing the absolute best I can in that  78. What are your initials? - T.A.W-P    79. Did you ever have braces? - Nope. My dentist said I could have gotten them but my teeth weren’t fucked up enough so we would have to have paid a lot    80. Are you from the south? - South East London   

81. What does your last status on facebook say? - I haven’t posted a status on Facebook in literally years! The last post on there is me changing my profile picture to a picture of Lizzie and I    82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? - No, I do not    83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? - I’m equally as close to both of them, but I feel like I can talk to my mum more    84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? - Gymnastics but that was because we all had to do it back in school    85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? - I think it was a film called Allied with Brad Pitt. My best friend, Ed, and I went to see it and then went to Costa Coffee afterwards. Great night out    86. Do you smoke? - Occasionally. More social than not     87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? - Neither, but I guess flip flops. Although I do rock a mean pair of heels   88. Is your phone touch screen? - It is    89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? - Lol good luck getting my hair straight without a pair of straighteners and a lot of hairspray    90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? - Not really. I have crept out of the house to go for a cigarette in the early hours of the morning, but that because I don’t want to wake anyone up   91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? - I’ve never swam in a river or lake so I can’t really say    92. Have you ever made out in a car? - I have   93. …Had sex in a car? - I haven’t outright had sex, but I have done stuff   94. Are you single or in a relationship? - In a relationship   95. What were you doing last night at midnight? - Reading my book in bed and texting Lizzie    96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? - 5th of November on bonfire night with Lizzie    97. Do you like the camera on your phone? - Yeah, it takes pretty good photos so I can’t complain   98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? - I have, more than once, and it actually sucked    99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? - Many times    100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? - I wouldn’t say I really HATE anyone, but definitely people I dislike101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? - Not me personally, yeah I thought I got someone pregnant. Wasn’t scared though   102. Name your favorite Kesha song - The only Kesha song I know is Tick Tock and to be fair that is a banger hahaha    103. Do you have any tan lines right now? - Nope    104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? - I don’t think I would ever wear cowboy boots to begin with

Thank you!!! :D   

#asks #anon

[iceripperthethird]

I guess tag time?

Rules: Respond the 92 questions and tag 25 persons. I wasn’t actually tagged, but I’m pretending I was 

Last

1.Drink: Half Dr Pepper half Cherry Pepsi

2.Phone call: Pocket dial from an ex doesn’t count, so facetime with a long distance friend that kept getting disconnected

3.Text: “Because it’s stuck in my head, but that’s kinda my fault cuz I keep listening to the same song over and over and over and over and over again”

4.Song listened to: Three-Thirty by AJR

5.Time you cried: About three hours ago

Have you ever:

6. Dated someone twice: Hell naw. Don’t know think I’d ever take any of them back tbh

7. Been cheated on: Nope.

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Um... no. Not that I can think of.

9. Lost someone special: Lots of times.... 

10. Been depressed: Yeah.... but I’m trying

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope. Just got spacey as fuck after a shot and half a cosmo and a screwdriver

List 3 fav. colors:

12. Purple

13. Blue

14. Idk, black I guess

In the last year have you:

15. made new friends: Probably

16. fallen in love: I’ve loved but I don’t think I’ve been In Love

17. laughed until you cried: Tons of times :D

18. found out someone was talking about you: Unfortunately

19. met someone who’s changed you: I don’t know...??

20. found out who your true friends are: Yep.

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Uhhh... *checks friends list* No.

22. how many Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them except one, who happens to be a mutual

23. do you have any pets: Unfortunately, no :(

24. do you want to change your name: Nah

25. what did you do for your last birthday: Did a shot with the fam and went to the bar with my (then) boyfriend, then spent the night at his house afterword

26. what time did you wake up: 6:45am because fuck my life, that’s why

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Growing frustrated with the aforementioned long distance friend’s wifi because our facetime kept getting disconnected

28. name something you cannot wait for: I don’t know, something amazing, I guess...

29. when was the last time you saw your mother: We’re literally sitting in the same room right now? 

30. what is one thing you would change about your life: I wish I didn’t have to deal with depression and anxiety as much

31. what are you listening to right now: Sober Up by AJR (my favorite song right now)

32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yep. My godmother’s ex husband’s uncle (or cousin or family friend or something) brings his poker chips and dice to family gatherings and everyone chips in a dollar and we play Left Right Center and whoever wins gets the money. It gets really intense sometimes, and there was one time we crowded 20 people around the dining room table. 

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: I don’t know... Kind of everything, really

34. Most visited website: Tumblr, youtube, and facebook

35. funniest memory: That one time @piper-rory and I got into shenanigans in English class. We got away with so much shit that we shouldn’t have, and to this day I have no idea how.

36. memory from school: “Big S-curve,” “THE BEAT OF THE MUSIC COMES FROM My LOINS,” and basically anything else that came from band class. Also “Slutty olive oil,” “clear as a diamond at Tiffany’s” and “Carbonated piss” from Environmental Science

37. memories you want to make: I want to go on Hobbit-style adventures and have fun and make friends and I want to go to Disney World and I want to go to the Indiana Dunes again and I want to go on a road trip 

38. natural hair color: Too light to be brown but too dark to be blonde, with too much red to actually decide one way or the other

39. long or short hair: Long, but not long enough. When it’s sopping wet and being pulled as straight as it can get, it’s down to the bottom of my rib cage, but I’m growing it out in hopes that I can get it down to my hips.

40. do you have a crush on someone: Ahhh... residual love from a fresh breakup, and beyond that... I mean, there’s a cute guy that I’m friends with, but at this exact moment, that’s it.

41. what do you like about yourself: I have good curves and awesome legs and sometimes I say stuff that makes sense 

42. piercings: Just my earlobes, but sometimes I like wearing ear cuffs 

43. blood type: Fuck if I know 

44. nickname: I don’t really have one, but my D&D character’s name is Mnemosyne (nim-AH-zen-ee) 

45. relationship status: Freshly single and more bothered by it that I like to admit.

46. zodiac sign: By the traditional star chart, Libra. Mathematically correct, Virgo. Chinese, rat. Native American, raven. 

47. pronouns: She/her. Cuz I’m boring.

48. favourite tv show: Avatar: The Last Airbender. 

49. tattoos: No, thank you.

50. left or right handed: Left

First:

51. Surgery: It’s not something I like to talk about, so if you want to know about it, feel free to send me an ask (but please not anon because, well... I’m still self conscious about it even though it was like... 10 or 11 years ago)

52. Piercing: As previously stated, just my earlobes.

53. Best Friend: Don’t really have one at the moment, but if I had to pick, I’d say either the D&D group or MiniMads

54. Sport: Marching band and show choir all throughout high school, track in 6th and 7th grade

55. Vacation: My grandparents owned a lake house in Michigan that we went to all the time when I was growing up

56. Pair of trainers: Black high top Converse, black low top knock off Converse, black slide on fuzzums, black knee high boots. Basically all of my shoes are fucking black.

57. Favourite snack: Ice cream.

58. Drink you hate: Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting

59. I’m about to: Probably go to bed tbh 

60. I’m listening to: Basically anything and everything you can find on this youtube channel here because I love this band to death they are my absolute favorite

61. Waiting for: I don’t know... something amazing, I guess. 

62. Wanting: A trip to Disney World

63. Get married: I don’t know, tbh.

64. Career: Something that won’t make me miserable.

Your type:

65. hugs or kisses: Cuddles and kisses both

66. lips or eyes: Eyes, but soft kissable lips are nice too

67. Shorter or Taller: Taller than me

68. Older or Younger: Either, as long as it’s a reasonable age difference either way

69. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous romantic.

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: As long as they’re able to give good hugs, I don’t think I really care

71. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive and able to communicate

72. Hook-up or relationship: Hookups are fun until you get attached, but relationships are stressful when you’re not good at them. So... relationship

73. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant at first but as soon as you cross me, I can and will make your life hell.

Have you ever:

74. Kissed a Stranger: No. And I don’t plan to.

75. Drank hard liquor: All I had on my 21st birthday was vodka. 

76. Lost glasses/contacts:  No???? That shit’s expensive, why the fuck wouldn’t I keep track of it????

77. Turned someone down: Yes. Quite a few times.

78. Had sex on first date: HELL NO

79. Broken someone’s heart: Yeah, but they broke mine first, so they had it coming.

80. Had your heart broken: Several times.

81. Been arrested: No. I might be reckless, but I’m not that crazy. 

82. Cried when someone died: Everyone does???

83. Fallen for a friend: Yeah.... and then he switched schools and told me it wouldn’t work between us and dated one of my best friends who went to the same school as me and then when they broke up he ended up with another girl that I haven’t met in person but we’re mutuals and I think they’re still together but either way I don’t really care because I just want him to be happy.

Do you believe in:

84. Yourself: Most days, yeah

85. Miracles: I haven’t really thought about it, but my chronically single long distance friend managed to get laid, so I guess that counts as a miracle?

86. Love at first sight: No. It is statistically improbable.

87. Santa Claus: Yeah, it’s a town in Indiana. All joking aside though, I believe Santa Claus is the spirit of Christmas. It’s the holiday cheer and spreading joy and the little adrenaline rush of giving presents. It’s the sparkle of Christmas lights reflecting off tinsel and it’s trees in the front window. Santa Claus isn’t a person, but everyone has a bit of Santa Claus in them

88. Kiss on first date: My (now ex) boyfriend and I made out for 4 and a half ours after our first date. 

89. Angels: Yeah, but they’re really complicated

90. Current best friends name: @doctordetectivewinchester @vengeance-is-sworn @a-girl-in-a-place and MiniMads

91. eye color: Green

92. fav movie: Wonder Woman, Howl’s Moving Castle, Castle in the Sky, basically anything Studio Ghibli, and anything Disney.

I hereby tag everyone who’s already been tagged in this post, as well as @vampireapologist cuz all I know about her is that she’s eaten poison ivy and somehow lived to tell the tale. And you know, anyone else who’s actually read this far. 

#message me if you read the tags #we should be friends or something

[begoniagirl]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Why the fuck am I sleeping with my married therapist

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

He works in the kitchen and doesn’t speak English. He does, however, live down the hall from me with his wife.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I’m into drugs so it’d be fun

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Which one

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Drunk 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

what does this even mean

7. What does your last received text say?

Yea! Can’t wait to see you!!

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

just one night but lots of times that night

9. Where was your last kiss at?

I guess my room

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I don’t have a sister???

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Cocaine

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

they are if they’re not with Asher.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

only if I could change how someone else felt about me

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

who knows we’re in there? if no one, then we are a ok

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

not right now but I used to know someone

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I hope not

20. Does anyone like you?

only people already in relationships

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Probably?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

nah I tried

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Lots

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

I already have two and am ready to get more

25. In the past week have you cried?

almost

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

poodle

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

what? both?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

yes

29. Do you think you’re old?

no but I wish I was young

30. Do you like text messaging?

only with leslie and my mom

31. What type of day are you having?

shit

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

I already have and i prolly will again

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

yes 3

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

fling with everyone, relationship with my ex

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

idk tbh

37. What song are you listening to?

right now im just listening to spongebob

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

usually 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

leslie 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

the fact that we dated for 10 months is a big allure factor 41. When did you last receive a text message?

this morning 42. What is wrong with you right now?

everything 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

shes my therapist 44. Does anyone disgust you?

myself 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

only asher 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

not rly 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

blanca my boss 48. What color shirt are you wearing?

black 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yep 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no idk 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

i wish I could

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

what 53. Do you like rain?

yes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no bc I do 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

i like literally everyone 56. Do you like to cuddle?

yes v much 57. Are you shy?

no 58. Do you get along with girls?

yes i love them 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

NO SHES MY THERAPIST 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

Calcite and cigarettes 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

prolly but not for the money 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

i have and i would again 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

yep 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

he never will again 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

fucking my co-worker was pretty cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

18, 20+, 20+

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

nails done bc I never have     68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

yuck neither animal prints are so tacky 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

lots 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

what the fuck no

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?   

iPhone  72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

never? 73. Do you like diet soda?    

no 74. What color are the walls in your room?   

white  75. Are you 16 or older?    

yes? 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

no 77. Do you have a job?    

yes   78. What are your initials?    

CMC 79. Did you ever have braces?    

no 80. Are you from the south?    

FUCK NO

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

i never use facebook so??? 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

no??? 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?   

mom  84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

nope 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

wonder woman 86. Do you smoke?    

yes 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

neither 88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes? what is this 2007? 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

wavy? 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

ye 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?   

lake i guess  92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

yep 93. …Had sex in a car? 

yep    94. Are you single or in a relationship?  

fuck you   95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

chilling with my boss and drinking wine 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

4th of july 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?   

???  98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

thats all of my friends tbh 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

yep 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

i hate facebook 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

i guess 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:  

all of them   103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

no im too white 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

you’ll catch me dead before I wear cowboy boots at all

#ok these were mostly stupid af #but I needed something to do so #is this not me

[carriefisherscokenail]

Every hecking question

oh god 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

How the fuck did I get here? @supremesapphic

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

I’m dating her!!!!

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

it depends entirely on the situation

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

my last name is longer than most letters

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober!!!!!

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

I don’t think so? 

7. What does your last received text say?

“Ikr”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

shit i don’t fuckin know a lot?

9. Where was your last kiss at?

At my gf’s house? I don’t remember the exact location

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

like an hour ago, she hates me

11. What do you drink in the morning?

waaater and tea or coffee or both

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in me bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

Hmm it depends. Typically no, but if we’re not just talking romantic (which I’m assuming we’re not), they definitely can be

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

I don’t think so!

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

No lmao there’s literally nobody else I’d rather be locked in a room with 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

hmm either/or!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Nope!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

pyjama paaannntttsss

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

who knows!

20. Does anyone like you?

i sure hope so 

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

yes sir

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

i sure hope so

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

of course

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes yes

25. In the past week have you cried?

yes i cried today over my haircut

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

cavalier king charles!!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out!

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

nope

29. Do you think you’re old?

no not really

30. Do you like text messaging?

eh not so much

31. What type of day are you having?

an okay one!

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yes

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

definitely warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

yes of course

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

it depends i think

37. What song are you listening to?

narc by interpol

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

sometimes39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

yes!!!40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

ohhh boy she’s real cute an fun to talk to41. When did you last receive a text message?

like .03 seconds ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

i don’t like my haircut43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

very well i think!!!! 44. Does anyone disgust you?

yeah sure45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

no46. Are you in a good mood right now?

yeah sure!47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my ma48. What color shirt are you wearing?

grey 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

oh goodness i’m sure they have50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

what? i don’t know51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

no of course not!

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yes53. Do you like rain?

YES! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

nope!55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

tbh no56. Do you like to cuddle?

yeah sure57. Are you shy?

depends on who i’m around 58. Do you get along with girls?

yeahh59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

yeah  60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone lmao 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

yeah i love ghosts 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

yeah! 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope! 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

yes duh65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

oh im sure it did

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

ohhhhhh boy 17, 16, 16

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   

get them done because i’m shit at doing nails 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

leopard69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

yeah it’s a washington state sticker that i fucking put on backwards70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

i dont knoww71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iPhone i’m not a heathen72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

like 3 weeks ago73. Do you like diet soda?    

sometimes!74. What color are the walls in your room?    

grey and a brownish purple75. Are you 16 or older?    

i’m 17!76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

I did when i was like 1377. Do you have a job?    

Not anymore :(  78. What are your initials?    

RPK79. Did you ever have braces?    

yepyep80. Are you from the south?    

nah

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

making fun of trump82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

Nope 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

my dad if we’re being real84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

Both!!85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

guardians of the galaxy vol 2 and i cried86. Do you smoke?    

not really87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

heels88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yeet89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

curly!90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

no lmao when I was like 15 my friend and I always conspired to sneak out and go hang out under a bridge but we both always pussied out (and by both I mean me)91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

I hate swimming92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Nope!93. …Had sex in a car?    

Nope!94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

in a relationship95. What were you doing last night at midnight?   

i don’t remember 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

the fourth of july probs97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yeah i don’t mind98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

nope!99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

yeet100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

yeah probably101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

im gay102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

We R Who We R, a classic103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

yes nerdy ass tanlines from my sandals104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

probably not but i can dig the gay farmer aesthetic