#“Would I lie?” (Question answered)

[marcsnuffy]

Using Lorenzo and Charles' interviews as reference, I'd love to see any assumptions of what Kaiser and Ness would answer here

#i'm 100% sure they'll get character profiles at some point #maybe more in depth ones like the ones in the egoist bible #since these are meant to be read as interviews to the characters I wouldn't put it past Kaiser to exaggerate or lie in his #like using his answers for those questions (the morning routine/luck rituals/etc) #as reference he totally makes himself sound more put together than he actually is #even if he still sounds kind of fucked up like where's his manager. Can he say that. #anyway #i have ten million guesses for ness' favorite movie. #i could see him liking matilda. & the first 5 hp movies. & narnia. fantasia even. the first fantastic beasts movie. the wizard of oz. etc #can you tell im procrastinating/too into this #ALSO #both lorenzo and sae add comments like #'doing bad things is not ok right?' and (on the topic of school subjects and getting bad grades)'don't be like me' #which i read as both using their ng11 status to give out advice & also as something they've come to think as they've grown #would love to see a kaiser comment in this same wavelength #anyway 2 feel free to rb or reply with thoughts....... i'm curious if anyone'll get them righr #right*

[m1d-45]

on a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being the least and 10 being the most — how confident are you in surviving an imposter sagau situation?

short answer: i, a non-native in terrain i’ve only ever navigated with 1) a glider 2) no fear of death 3) via a vessel 4) with a map, against various well trained armies, all hellbent on killing me? you’re funny.

now, the long answer…

the long answer, of course, depends on your preferred brand of isekai, as well as the various traits within that. i will… attempt at brevity, but cannot make promises. oh, and there’s no particular order to this list.

1) blood. i myself am more inclined to blue over gold, but that doesn’t matter for this topic. what does matter is if its present and if it manifests immediately.

2) teyvat. is the earth on my side? do the plants and animals know it’s me, or do i need to ‘prove’ it? does it resent me for whatever reason? what’s it’s level of influence (which sounds dumb, but do i have the power of earthquakes and storms or just a few animal helpers?)

3) the imposter situation itself. is there a physical imposter already there,and if so what’s their level of influence? origin? i’d rather go against a wayward traveller than celestia’s puppet. do they have powers? how does teyvat react to them, if at all?

4) speaking of, celestia. are they on my side, the fake’s(if there is one), or staying neutral? what brand of sagau are we even using here? i know i made a post about my version of sagau lore, but one of the key changes since then was celestia. what version of lore are we following?

5) teyvat’s people, emphasis on vision wielders. do they have that subconscious Know? do their visions act up? how do the people overall feel about the one on the throne, if there is one? if there isn’t, is celestia involved in their opinions somehow? what about the traveller, or my vessels?

6) my influence. what can i do? do i have creator abilities, and if so do they take time/some other cue to manifest? is it something i train, or just Click one day? what level? is it an element by element basis, like the traveller, or does that not apply to me? do i have an inventory? if so, can i access the character menus? the map? waypoints? can i move my party, still? do statues of the seven heal me, does food heal me, how do hillichurls and various abyssal beings react to me? ancient gods, such as rhodea (i spelled that wrong) or dvalin or that fucker in the sea outside liyue (yeah i. forgot his name) or azhdaha or yo(u?)kai, if i’m in inazuma? where are we in the in-game lore, by the way?

7) teyvat, again, but this time in terms of biology. i have a few headcanons about teyvat, notably that their gravity is lesser (less fall damage), weather less severe (global warming), and is overall much more temperate/cooler/less humid (global warmingx2 and also just a touch of idealism), so do these apply? this ties into the other points about teyvat, i guess: does the earth let me get cold? can i just shelter in dragonspine?

8) plot armor, for lack of better phrasing. will teyvat let me die? oh, and do i get timeloop’d, or kicked back to my world? do i die, go to my world, then go back to teyvat when i sleep/next log on/whatever? again, tying into other points about teyvat, but will it protect me from death? is my skin like impenetrable or something, or whoops, god is dead, sorry. if i revive in teyvat, is it like that one recent piece i did where the earth moves me? what happens when (if?) i die? does teyvat take revenge?

the long answer… is that it depends.

#m1d : [chats] #hi. i’m midas. and with every answer i give im always told to ‘take it at face value’ or to ‘stop reading into it’ #nice to meet you. i couldn’t answer a question in econ because i was thinking about details over just An Answer #and then i couldn’t even lie and say something because my answers matter to me and i can’t just LIE to a teacher #i regularly get Fs in social interactions and As in english classes. call that autism swag #(if you’re curious it was ‘what fictional character would you have as a friend’ but i fixated on the semantics) #(are they coming here? am i going there? do they remember their source or know i don’t belong? i’d feel guilty taking them away and they-) #(-might miss somebody ! is it a ‘go to a reality where they were always here’ and if so would they be who i think they are?) #(i ended up lying anyway with ‘i read too much into the question’ bevause that ISNT too much those are PERFECTLY LOGICAL QUESTIONS TO ASK) #(to neurotypicals it’s ‘reading into it’ to me it’s a little something called ‘critical thought and also empathy’)

[emilykaldwen]

Silver 5 & copper 5 for Abby?

Symbolism of Metals OC Questions

(I should probably tag these answers too but ooooh well)

Silver 5. What is something that your OC would find incredibly hard to lie about? Even if they really wanted to do so...

Ooooh oh man. Abby doesn't like to lie in general, and she hasn't really had cause to lie? Oh wow this is really fucking hard. I genuinely have no idea.

Copper 5. If your OC were to be immortalized in art, what would be their preferred medium? An epic poem? An exquisite statue? A flattering painting? Or something else entirely?

Aegon hands down has a tapestry made in her likeness (I included one of Abby as a river nymph in the King's rooms for the Haunt Me side story, Kissed By Fire) and he wants statues and poems and anything else because she's his bb girl. Abby, on the other hand, is not one for thinking she should immortalize herself in art, however: She does want gardens to be her legacy. She found a lot of escapism and comfort in Rhaenys' garden in the Red Keep, and so she would like her own garden to be remembered by.

#oc: abrogail strong #misa tag #that lie question is stupid difficult #like I think if Abby was more deceptive it would be easier to answer

[todayisafridaynight]

oh thank fuck tumblrs back i was beginning to go into inbox harassment withdrawal

anyways do you think aoki would prefer it in the boyp or the back door? asking for a friend /miku/

can you go five minutes without sending boyp

into my PUBLIC INBOX

#nsff #like actually i sit and think about this for too long #snap chats #anyway. question for the scholars honestly... :miku: #i feel like hed just bitch about it hurting if you went through the back whether there was prep or not but... :miku: #why cant the miku emote be universal its so good... #i was about to tell the biggest lie of my life and say he doesnt like to be roughed up but i know he likes taunting people :miku: #he literally beggin people to swing at him he loves getting people pissed i cant hes such a FREAK #god maybe he would prefer ....... :miku: #can i be focused. no. #anyway Final Answer im gonna say backdoor. if not so he could fuck himself During and tell Whoever theyre doing a terrible job #just so he could goad them into being rougher :miku: sorry whoever reads these and is. NORMAL. :miku: #made me sit here and wonder this typa shit for TOO LONG

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

he's so special to me actually.

#myevilposts #hammer #frankenstein #the revenge of frankenstein #< that's me :^) #men will literally make a creature and try to be immortal instead of going to grief counseling. #(well of course i know him. he's me.) #wait have i told ya'll about how i gaslight gatekept girlboss'd my way through counseling bc the counselor #had family connections to me and i didn't have full patient confidentiality 😭😭😭 #back then i decided to make it all about grieving my great grandmother. which wasn't a lie per se but #was basically a way to divert from my more major problems (debilitating social anxiety that was preventing me from #talking about having social anxiety.) #we would literally spend long blocks of time sitting in silence because i would just. not be able to physically bring myself to answer #the questions 😭 but it was a good exercise in introspection ig. it inspired me to further psychoanalyze myself. #so it wasn't a total waste of time 👍 i fucking guess! #fundamental me lore tag #loveee reposting my profile pic like hi girl ! #like um who invited handsome to the party???

[lys-jeorge]

Anyone wanna know an inconsequential BTS thing I always found a bit sus and for some reason just popped back into my brain?

Yeh? ok

When they're asked who the best dancer is and they all say J-Hope, now the other 6 all agreeing on this? I'd be suprised but it's not inherently sus, the sus is J-Hope. What's your answer my guy? Even if he thinks it's himself usually they have a someone other than themself answer they'll use, you'd think even if he wanted to say himself he'd say probably Jimin, but someone else, him not doing that is so like...

when they were rookies they were told this is what their answer should be, and they've stuck with it ever since.

#bts #like you're gonna tell me none of JK Suga and RM prefer Jimin's dancing? I frankly don't think that's true #yes i'm calling them liars yes they lie about shit of course they do #bleh #but this isn't even like a proper lie #it's a #idk #this is what the answer is meant to be and it was always meant to be and we don't think about what that means anymore or if it is true or n #it's not an answer to the question #it's a programmed response yk #but even if they all do prefer j-hope which would be fair he is amazing #what's with him #what's his answer #why doesn't he answer #you can say yourself that's fine #like it's just so #there is no opinion happening #it is a programmed answer and for why #like when they were actual babies and establishing roles in the group maybe having a pre determined answer made sense #or was useful #probably could move past that #or stop asking it's fucking stupid question #like what's better dali or monet #idk my guy what are you into they're both technically incredible it's art what speaks to you #this isn't a question someone else can tell you the answer to in any meaningful way #so tl;dr #i think they were told to say that #and they just never thought about it again #probably don't even consider what their individual answer would be if they were gonna give it

[cinnabeat]

please brush your teeth and hopefully youll never have to hear your dentist tell you the terrifying words "laser" and "cauterize"

#on god that was an awful dentist appt #but the lady who was cleaning my teeth was very nice and funny #she kept laughing at me bc apparently im funny for answering honestly #the dentist asked me how often do i floss and i was like um..never #cleaning lady asked me do i wear my retainer and i was like uhhh no #she was like i love how honest you are #like maam you are asking me a direct question why would i lie #anyways #i havent been good on brushing my teeth lately bc i keep forgetting #but theres nothing to light a fire under your ass quite like hearing the words laser in relation to your mouth!! #michi tag

[renmackree]

Still reading part time soul mate and the idea of like a spark form is interesting to me. What was the idea behind that or did you just think it sounded cool? (It definitely does I'm just curious)

I'm glad you're enjoying it enough to ask questions, I feel VERY honored.

My thoughts and feelings about magic are drawn from a lot of sources and I like to build my own sort of pulls from it. At it's core, yeah I like the idea of Stiles having a Magical "beta" form that looks Sick you know? Like bright silver veins, glowing eyes, almost fae like that really cements his magical connection. But really it's because I separate magic types and put them in their own little spaces.

In teen wolf, Deaton as a druid states that they have to stay neutral and that their powers are tied to that (it makes sense, if you go one way or another you're not akin to nature, more to something else). Spark he states is within, there is a spark in all of us, meaning that people pull from the nature within themselves or around them - like an element or something that connects them. Stiles tapping into that spark would look different than say Lydia or Noah or Claudia.

Derek states that your soul and who you are on the inside changes the form of your wolf - so why wouldn't the type of magic you choose also change your shape and form? It's supported by lore and I mean, if lizard = opposite of wolf, magic can have a fancy form IMO.

My idea for the spark form was the phrase "what would Stiles look like if his magic had form" and then I went from there. Oh also Stiles with silver veins sounded hot.

#welcome to the hale mouth #Not going to lie #2000% of what I write is answering the question #Would it look hot

[thawthebeez]

university application site asking me my sexuality. what the fuck do i say

#'asexual' and 'lesbian are separate items #WHAT DO IT PUT??????? #WHAT IF I ANSWER LESBIAN AND THEY KEEP ME AS FAR AWAY FROM THE LADIES AS POSSIBLE #AND IF I PUT ASEXUAL THEY MIGHT EXPECT MORE FROM ME BECAUSE I “““don't experience emotion””” #and obviously i am not putting straight. i would rather die #i can put my gender down as 'cis woman' you know. as a lie. because i just don't wanna get into it #but ain't no way i'm labelling myself as straight. #also why the fuck do they need to know this #i get it. it's for “diversity” #but also it literally does not affect my learning environment at all. trust #anywayssss #might go with asexual it will be quirky and different #and i am also 10000% ace like there is no questioning that #i'm also 10000% a lesbian too. #but i feel like in a list of “most important to least important” #ace is numba one💪💪💪💪 #the swarm

[chiropteracupola]

do not like this thing where I am asked to be earnest about things I like in a context where I cannot really specify or elaborate!

#news from the cupola #normally I would generalize or even lie but this is going to get Followed Up On! #so this is a very personal question that I slightly resent being asked but in any situation other than 'fill out a form about yourself' #I would genuinely really like to answer... #maybe I will just be truthful in the same kind of slightly defensive and obstructive way that I tend to Enjoy Things in general #for the record. this question that I have been tearing myself to bits over for days is in fact 'who are your favorite fictional characters' #...does somebody who hasn't spent too much time bouncing off the internal walls of my own skull have any ideas for me on that? #who do I even like. what do you mean I should be aware of this.

[serpulalacrymans]

//I really wanted to get back to it after work. But oh my god, I have been knocked out and then some.

//It's Munday in the morning. Therefore...

#//Let me tell you what this MIGHT entail..... #//Magic!Anon will be enabled. #//Lawrence will be allowed 1 AU. Limited to 1 as to not make him some monstrosity. #//I will be accepting Munday questions !! yum yum food for screamo #//Another muse may be invited but only if agreed upon by 5 or more asks #//Lawrence may be subjected to 100% truth and honesty. Can not lie or tip-toe. MUST answer in honesty. #//All of these are limited to the inbox!!! #//And none of it would be canon obviously. Just for funsies !!! #//let me know if it sounds fun? #//other interactions will continue. just seems like a silly inbox thing for... monday #//also. not sure if ALL OF THAT will take place. theyre just possibilities. #ooc #screamo-mun #//thx for reading at least

[soft-serve-soymilk]

idk why my brain is suddenly hung up on torturing dism but i'm here for his fraught and tortured questions :)

#it's rare usually I give his brother this kind of treatment #i dig it immensely though :> #yes i am still hung up on that arc 4 ludonarrative harmonious idea from last week #every time it comes to mind it gets worse :D !! #i mean sometimes I forget that Dism's backstory IS traumatic #much of it I would just classify as my childhood (minus the kidnapping obv) #that I forget it leaves scars to be exploited~ #bonus points for the Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy though I didn't even know that counted as abusive until recently #i didn't even know that sort of lie about one's health had a name :O #but it leaves fun angles to play with :P #this is your reminder that i can be JUST as remorseless and cruel as you if I so desire~ #also even those few snippets i DID write did so much for my understanding of him #what he's so afraid of :) #it makes me want some of those really difficult psychological questions like I answered for Archie that one time #and not even just for him. I appreciate the challenge for any of them. It shows me how strong their personalities are ^^ #just pav things #head children my beloved I deserve you but you don't deserve me ^^; #not that Dolphin would give you better treatment................

[lostlovepunk]

it's interesting (derogatory) how in most cases when it comes to making a poll that's about identity in some way or another, the possible answers are usually "yes, i am part of [group]", "no, i am not part of [group]", and maybe "i am questioning ". and as someone who is in a few cases neither part of the group nor not part of the group, it can get a bit exhausting. ppl on tumblr start considering experiences outside of their dichotomies that do not have the goal to fit inside them eventually challenge

#this is abt a poll asking abt acespecness and sth else #and i would have liked to answer but i would have to lie to even get to the second part of the question #sometimes the answer is “it's complicated but i am sure of it” and that is not sth i see considered often #anyway #spike spoke

[nicosraf]

You answered about Michael, but what about Lucifer? How do you imagine he feels for Michael after the events of the book? Does he miss him, still love him, think of him? Or is Michael someone Lucifer no longer longs for, someone he detests for choosing God over him?

Sometimes Lucifer runs his fingers through Baal's hair and pretends those curls belong to someone else, then he pulls as hard as he can (he imagines scalping, imagines blood and hair all clumped together on the floor).

#lucifer is also busy girlbossing tho #he is a busy wife and mother #to who? #dont worry #i cant fully answer this question for later spoiler reasons but just know that its complicated and lucifer is complicated #he would lie to you #angels before man #ask #mine #CW: blood

[neon-danger]

YES

But what are they saying

#I think Alex is under the blanket #but I could also see Alex asking stupid questions like ‘would you still love me if we hadn’t come here’ #I forgot how to spell come for a second I need to go lie down #neon answers

[blackrosesmatron]

Yes! Those plants! Are not food for poros. Not taste good! So poros remember. Admittedly, the fact that she can understand the poro's language, which seems to lack most proper nouns, is pretty impressive! But she is impressive.

Anyway, the poro wiggles a paw and chitters more! Was curious! Has heard that she is magical! Does the human magics! Thus, must be snuggly. Is logical!

She sighed and crouched to be on a closer level to the small poro. "Yes, I can work magic. I'm a sorceress after all." Like her mother, and probably the other that came before her. "Snuggling is something I don't do often, with the exception of my hounds when they are feeling like it." Drake hounds were not known for being snuggly inclined creatures. To amuse the little critter, she ran her fingers through its white and fluffy fur. "There you go. Happy now?" She had no idea how to be soft without the intentions of manipulating the other person - or creature in that case.

#“would i lie?” (question answered) #The fact she can understand them is mostly my lack of creativity in how to reply without her actively talking to them xD #I apologize for that #Theorically #no #she shouldn't understand them #but well #I guess she can now #snugglyporos