#'good with gossip though'

[avauntus]

I found the next Kingdom Hearts DLC...

#stargate: atlantis #rodney mckay #crossover fic WHEN? #zelinka finds out #calls mckay on his disney secure line the next day #'so i hear you are meeting with president' #'and other important people' #'yeahh yeah it keeps me in coffee and power bars' #'and those character ice cream treats yes?' #'what?' #'you are working for mouse no?' *whistles a bar of steamboat willie tune* #'zelinka i swear to... if you breathe a WORD to sheppard-' #'no no i let you go clearly you are busy safekeeping cheese supply' #'what? that's not even...' #*click* #(and then sheppard shows up four days later with a grin and a 'team goofy' hat) #'i'm going to kill zelinka' #if you say so but carson told me' #'CARSON?! the man isn't even on this continent' #'good with gossip though' #'ugh. kill me.' #'don't be like that mckay. don't you know it's the happ-' #'do. not.'

[swordmaid]

i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war #and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him #atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be #travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with #her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !! #so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war #so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either #but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (: #I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know #jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone #but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord #also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway #so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet #she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him #but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived #the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!! #so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister #for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳 #anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite #rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his #smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him #not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying #man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a #potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!) #and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a #lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn #and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as #now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield #one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies #with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT

[raycatz]

I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.

What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?

In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.

So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #alrighty! now for my answers- #for the ranch question I think it varies which is why I'm asking in a poll. What do you think happens most often though? #each answer is a fun scenario so it's difficult to choose #but I think they'd try to act politely around Malon and Time for the first couple visits with straws or rock paper scissors #or showing generosity by offering the bed to someone else. (I bet Malon saying they're charming is quite the incentive #for more possible compliments. The chain as a whole would want to prove her right xD ) #Once they're more comfortable in the house though I can totally see Wind and Legend making a mad dash for it while Wars yells after them xD #Wind probably ends up sharing with Four a lot since they're the littles #or Wind snuggles in with Wars Legend Wild etc #Wild and Twi/Wolfie have claimed the spot on the floor by the fireplace. #For inn rooms / castle rooms / camping - I tend to group them by how they're grouped a lot already #but a lil mixed up #Time - Sky - Wars are the good rest trio. they want a good night's rest please let them get their beauty sleep. often joined by Four #Wars goes between this group and wherever Legend is depending on how chatty he is that night. #Twi - Wild - Hyrule are snuggle/proximity buddies #Legend is attached to Hyrule's hip or sets up near Warriors to gossip and gripe. I can also see him setting up near Wild #in the eye of the storm as it were or just an interesting place to be. Wild and Hyrule can get to chatting about everything and anything #so if Legend wants background noise (Hyrule and Wild podcast omg)- #or a conversation he can be half a part of and jump in and out of while getting ready for the night or in the mornings- #this is a good place to be. add Wind and things get a bit more chaotic. #Wind gravitates to Wars and Legend too when curious and chatty. He gravitates towards Time when he wants something calmer. #Four tends to be near Sky or Twi or to Legend's group for the same reasons #I can see Four and Twi having a little book club going during downtimes where they talk about what they're reading. Sky likes to listen. <3 #Wind thinks they're nerds but so is he and he can't resist a good story so he orbits and sometimes settles in and peppers questions. #it's funny that Time Sky and Wars want to sleep the most but Legend follows Wars to chat (and ends up bringing people with him xD ) #there could be some conflict there oooo #Twi is by Time #it's almost a circle but with clusters of sleeping bags near on top of each other and filling the gaps

[poisonerthing]

Fun fact:

Both Muu's and Fuuta's mvs have the same amount of "friends" included in their circle!

9 main people in their friend group (includes them)

3 people who are mainly seen/referenced

5 people when we last see them(??? idk how to word this one sorru) (includes them, first two victims in backdraft also have 5)

(not counting in rei because i doubt she was in muu's friend group and think she was just a bystander)

#milgram #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #milgram is so good that it has both toxic yuri and yaoi #i might be tweakin though because killcheroy has 7 people in backdraft while muu never has 7 if you dont exclude the 2 girls gossiping #at the end of afterpain #cuz you get 7 too when you exclude the 2 hoes not fighting at bring it on #im def tweakin though

[mspaintbladie]

these heliobi kinda chill

#doodle #shitposting #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #mochi's art #blade trying to get possessed by a heliobus in hopes it will kill him #does he make good possession material? find out next episode #heliobi gossip sounds fun though

[tricksterlatte]

Anyone else think short form social media based on algorithms designed to promote topics that create more engagement instead of more joy, the idea of fast fashion but conveyed through social media, and the fact you can monetize suffering and outrage better than ever has largely resulted in the death spiral of media literacy and the mass emergence of bad faith readings?

#I may be venting a lil but god it blows my mind #fyp is a blessing and a curse because i don't think ppl were ever meant to be subjected to this many ppl at once #god i took a bird site hiatus for weeks and now BARELY check it and it already feels like a hit #oughhhhh #even fandom spaces have hugely incorporated marketing and networking into them bc of cmms and sponsorship and building portfolio #which would be fine tbh if it weren't for the way socmed is designed #now it's like you can't support too many ppl or else you're shadow banned or you have to make yourself palatable and marketable #and websites with threads in which people will only read the first post before qrting because ratios are seen as five minutes of fame #features that permit beating an algorithm are locked behind a paywall that promises you money if you go viral #and what goes viral is usually incendiary content meant for those ratios or trends. whether for or against OP #even in hobbyist spaces the climate has changed so much due to the monetization and marketing and just. ugh #not to mention side accounts dedicated to gossip in this new priv account culture like...idk #if you have to make another account so you can make fun of a friend on main with selected priv friends it just doesn't sit well with me #and not every priv account does this but enough do and it makes me tired #unsolicited hate comments are still as bad as they used to be on ff dot net except now people openly are proud of it more #why do most socmed feel like passive aggressive sticky notes on high school lockers #there is so much more I could say about everything that has left me weary about the internet but I don't know the time or place #and I don't want anyone to think this is about them because it's a general statement. though if you are doing the more inflammatory things. #maybe rethink that. it's not good for anyone else and it's not good for you either #I keep coming back online to check on ppl and see art and I *know* it's draining for my health every time #but I feel a lot better now that i use socmed less overall. and that I try to focus on what makes me happy #it just sucks seeing so many people i care about endure absolutely wild struggles bc people online do not care. #I like rambling in my tags because this is the only place I ramble except my personal journal and to my wife

[bugsbenefit]

cannot begin to explain how badly i was just jumpscared by finn wolfhard on the living room tv, questionable german dub and all, with some interview for his new ghostbusters movie that's coming out tomorrow apparently, i was literally just watching a movie with my parents. i know the man has a career or whatever but people from my tumblr gifs should not be allowed to show up during prime time commercials, this is an even worse colliding of worlds than when my local radio jockey started fangirling about joe keery and interrupted a hit count down to play his music

#living in a non english speaking country it's so jarring whenever international celebrity culture leaks through when i'm offline #bc there's only small local celebrities to meet on the streets #and unless you're watching a celebrity gossip show you're not seeing interviews with bigger celebs #this is the first time i've Ever seen a bts interview with an actor as a promo commercial but okay go off ig good for him #extreme jumpscare though #this is like seeing your teacher at the store but it's guy who plays blorbo form the shows on the family tv #(also the joe keery jockey is still going on about him. keeps gushing about him too. he's playing him every other day alkdfjlakjfd)

[nobloghere101]

With Alastor joining the Vees or not, the “Alastor and Velvette are besties and gossip a lot” lives rent free in my head

#Alastor #hazbin hotel velvette #Hazbin hotel #alastor x velvette #radiodoll #Blud has another bestie for gossip #Love imagining him learning modern slang just bcuz Velvette #The only reason he knows at least anything about modern technology is bcuz Velvette #Though he's still not so good at it #Girl show that old man some memes please I need to brainrot about it

[drowsyanddazed]

the most fun a girl can have on a sunday night is cutting her own hair under the yellow fluorescent light of her bathroom <3

#didn’t tell any of my friends i was going to do this bc i was NOT goi n to be talked out of it #and you know what it looks good. and it was so fun. the thought ‘i should be a hairdresser’ went through my mind several times. #mutuals come sleep over and i’ll cut your hair while we gossip <33 #(erm only a trim or like butterfly layers though.. & if i mess up we can get iced coffee & go to the hair dressers together the next #morning. it’ll be fun <3)

[mistymem0ryy]

when will part 2 be out for the ballerina reader i gotta know

I was attempting to finish it during my train ride but due to unforseen circumstances (loud French tourists gossiping, believing I did not understand a single word of what they were saying. I did. I hope whoever Noémie is that she knows her friends are trash and too loud for their own good), I was unable to.

I shall have it done by the end of tomorrow, I believe. This one is from Arlechinno's point of view and using it as a medium to talk sh1t about hypothetical upper classes from Fontaine is bringing me a joy previously unkown to me.

Glad you are enjoying the fic local common pigeon!

#noémie tes potes sont de la merde mec #the curse of knowing too many languages for my own good will one day caught up with me #until then I shall revel in free gossip #god i love pigeons #cutest mfs in the streets #I always feed them even though they are trying to make it illegal to do so here #genshin impact #arlecchino x reader #arlecchino #anon

[soraeia]

mentions @soulsxng

He's had enough of this. "...People really don't know how to hold their tongues---" A hand falls heavy on his shoulder and he pales, before turning to meet his father's gaze.

Charidynn speaks slowly. Carefully. Though his words weigh like iron shackles. "When your sister returns, she is never leaving this palace alive again. And if you want to help her at all, you will do exactly as I say."

#{ the gods are watching. } commentary #{ gilded cages } imperial au #{ avelan } ic #{ Emperor Charidynn } ic #(( I wanted Alli to react to that little bit of kindness in there but at this point #she's probably not around the party gossip to hear it ;u; )) #(( She would appreciate it though )) #(( but also it's probably good-ish that she didn't hear that second bit in black ))

[inversionimpulse]

which aspects of Yakumo Koizumi's life should be reflected in Yukari Yakumo should, I think, be decided entirely based on what would be funniest for whatever your project is

so my stance is that if she's going to interact with Aya or Hatate, she should have a long and successful career as a newspaper reporter behind her

#touhou #touhou project #yukari yakumo #aya shameimaru #''you'll never make it anywhere with this gossip rag stuff. you need to find the bloodiest murders around and write them bloodier'' #''In Gensokyo? that sounds like a good way to get killed for being a snitch.'' #''... Yes? I'm not seeing a downside here.'' #i feel like she might actually be encouraging to hatate. I feel like she's a bit more genuine about being a reporter than aya #(though overall more insecure and ironic) #and maybe yukari would find that slightly charming. or maybe it would just be because Purple #a queue in the dark beguiles me

[liixnt]

Okay traffic ship opinions UMM ranchers?

RANCHERS! so, so silly but for some reason i can't see them as a romantic pairing. they give me vibes that they'd be in a relationship for a while and that's what made them even closer as best friends. perhaps in a qpr??? they're the type that everyone thinks they're dating bc they're attached to the hip, but they're just "been there, done that, we're just friends"

they'd totally platonically kiss though just sayin

#liix rambles #double life #life series #traffic series #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #team rancher #solidaritygaming #they are silly and in love but in a platonic way #or silly and in love but not with eachother #theyd totally gossip though just sayin #liix.asks #trafficshipping #trafficblr #hermitshipping #you are not immune to the good times

[rammop]

emos of paris

hcs in the tags??

#miraculous parallel #claw noir with a lip piercing has me weakkk #hes so busy #i feel like even though they would hate each other/bully they would still find time to gossip and ruin peoples lives #like what if lila and chloe would be good in this one that would be so weird #i love claw noirs design #shadybug...i feel like it could be more evil #her hairstyle just reminds me of her mouse miraculous design #claw noirs eyes tho wow #mlb #miraculous

[bcofl0ve]

having a spiral about austin and olivia look away (or look in the tags for my hot take LOL)

#the way he seemed to be trying not too touch her too intimately and she went right for the hand on the face #in front of kaia too like pls im good friends with my main ex but if i touched his face like that in front of his partner that would #not go over well #i love it though i truly do not think she ever got over him and like i see you babe i wouldn’t either! #austin butler #olivia dejonge #gossip time with mollie #austin / olivia gossip time

[astriiformes]

The spinning bee is one of the best parts of Pentiment; I feel this very strongly. Love to be invited to gossip with the local ladies who also put you to work. Good for Andreas.

#thinking about this because of the most recent fic chapter i posted (featuring many of the same ladies) but also in general #i'm so tempted to do it every time i play even though by now i KNOW all the gossip #just because it's so good and my favorite #pentiment tag