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phoenix--flying · 3 months
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im working on a crack chatfic rn so im 💀
please ignore all the mistakes my word is telling me i have LMAO
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liliumwallichianum · 4 years
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finna ask myself these cause nobody else will
ASK ME THINGS
*SO I started writing these a long time ago and never finished them so I’m gonna just add all my answers (06/04/2017) in bold enjoy neethz
***EDIT AGAIN this is so wild... 3 years later.... I was so depressed, hated my relationship clearly, and hated myself? Writing on 4/10/2020 and starting at #49 first pass so I can actually finish and publish lol.
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
typical @richiericherson; good morning lol 
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
4months datin; wow! 6 months dating :) 
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
is this a joke? we’re both into them it’s coo; same answer as previous :) 
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
yee; same
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober; same
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
oh yeah HAHAHA; have i though? 
7. What does your last received text say?
“yes”; have fun studying
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
a million and one; and a million more
9. Where was your last kiss at?
in ma bifs bed; my bed this time surprise surprise
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
today morning her bitchass lives w me ; 40 min ago... still live w her bitchass
11. What do you drink in the morning?
water, a smoothie; coffee. ugh the deprogression 
12. Where did you sleep last night?
my bifs; my bed
13. Do you think relationships are hard?
hardest; shouldnt be but they are
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
yeah probably work a little harder at the end of last semester; idk a lot i feel but i cant look back specifically and pick things out. i would change almost everything if i could
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
no that would be perfect; yeah we’d just hella yell at each other
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
both but sunny; both but rainy :/ 
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
my sister; same
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
pajama shorts; joggers
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
probably; yeah 
20. Does anyone like you?
yee i hope so ; yeah
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
ummm lemme check.. yup 2 people!; still 2 hahah
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
no hahaha; sometimes lol
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
not really there’s all love here; that dunt from hs lol
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
yeah just let sarah give me one; can’t believe it’s been 2 months
25. In the past week have you cried?
yeah im weirdly pmsing or im depressed cant tell which; LMFAOOOOOOOO IM SO PREDICTABLE. literally sitting here crying... still dont know if it’s pms or depression 
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
golden :) great dane
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
out out out; out
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
no i wish; still wish but tbh i probably have
29. Do you think you’re old?
not at all; TOO OLD BUT TOO YOUNG IDK
30. Do you like text messaging?
not at all; grown to like or tolerate ig
31. What type of day are you having?
stressful cause orgo quiz soon and i know nothing; a normal day. 
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
already have it pierced!; sameee
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
cold i think; cold ? ugh idk 
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
yes my bf; my dad.
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
idk about this one tbh.... probably relationship; relationship 
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
both; i try honestly i try
37. What song are you listening to?
none; redemption
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
mostly no... lol i say sorry to ease the situation; nah 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
not even close lol 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
i was lonely.. peer pressure...  41. When did you last receive a text message?
like just now 42. What is wrong with you right now?
idk i want it to stop though. i want overall sadness to stop . 
43. How well do you know the last female you texted?
p well she’s one of my bffs at wayne 44. Does anyone disgust you?
yea fam almost everyone lol 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
no considering i have a bf 46. Are you in a good mood right now?
i wish  47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
simran  48. What color shirt are you wearing?
black. did u even think differently ?  49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
Probably something bout swap 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Tryin to give up on swap, giving up on Frank
51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
Yes.
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
Swap? Def DONT want him back but can’t let him go 53. Do you like rain?
Yes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
No unless they’re crazy on it aka swap 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Probably 56. Do you like to cuddle?
So much..... with Y only 57. Are you shy?
Nah 58. Do you get along with girls?
Yes! I think 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?
No... well kinda? I guess I’ve dated Alex 60. What do you carry with you at all times?
Chapstick, my animal print scrunchie 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
Yeah 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
Yes 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
Unfortunately 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
Yas 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
Yeah, all the boys I’m talking to supporting me lol
66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
23/22, 28, 24?
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    
Pay 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    
Leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    
Hell no 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    
Weezy f baby 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    
Android ugh miss mine 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    
Wowwwwwww probably the last year 73. Do you like diet soda?    Nah 74. What color are the walls in your room?    Blue w stars 75. Are you 16 or older?    Yes 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    I used to 77. Do you have a job?    Yes being a Med Student   78. What are your initials?    NUS 79. Did you ever have braces?    Nope 80. Are you from the south?    Yup south INDIA
81. What does your last status on facebook say?   Supporting Michelle and sharing her article   82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    No lmfao Meiyan 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?     Probs mom
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    No 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    Ugh idek something w swap? 86. Do you smoke?    Yes 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    Flip 88. Is your phone touch screen?    Yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?   Wavey  90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    Hell yeah 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    Lake 92. Have you ever made out in a car?    Yes 93. …Had sex in a car?    Yesssss best sex ever ugh 94. Are you single or in a relationship?    Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    Sleeping 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    July 4? 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    No 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    Yes 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    Yes 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    Yes 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    Yes 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    Bro no 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    Yes kinda 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Yeah if I was going to faster horses lmaoo    
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choco-chip-cookie · 7 years
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SugarDaddy!Cal Pt. 4
nA/N: Hey, lovebugs! I just wanna thank you all for the feedback and hope you enjoy part four. Remember, 100 notes for the next chapter and make sure you drop feedback in my inbox. This ones a bit longer since some requested for it to be, so i hope you guys like it.
**Warning**: Smut(a blowjob to be specific)
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“No, you didn’t!”  Connor yelled as you told him about the details of your day. Felix on the other hand was laughing so hard he turned red and was curled up on the floor.
“What’s so funny?” You laughed along with them, taking a sip of Felix’s famous martinis. Living next door to a bartender that also happened to be your close friend pays off.
“You made him cum his pants on the third date, how lovely.” Felix laughed.“ I’m just surprised you’re even going through with this whole ordeal.”
“I am too. I don’t know what happened today, I felt so…” you trailed as you tried to find the right words to describe what you felt in that moment.
“Dominant and sexy?” Connor smirked as he took a sip of his own drink.
“Yeah…”
“Trust me, I know. I’ve loved the feeling from the first time and still do four years later.”
This caused you to widen your eyes in shock as Felix’s face flushed red. You shifted your eyes from him to Connor who still held a smug look on his face and back to Felix once again.
“No fucking way! Felix is the bottom?!”
“Crazy, I know.”
“Holy shit!” You laughed, pushing a few loose coils back into your bun.“ My mind is officially blown.”
Felix and Connor in your opinion were the it couple. They had met their senior year of high school and had been going strong up until even now in their junior year of college. Connor was the typical beauty, blonde hair with piercing green eyes and a smile to die for. He was a bit on the shorter side, however, and was more toned than having a large muscle mass. He was loud and bubbly, usually known as the life of the party. Felix on the other hand was more on the quiet side with darker looks. He was mixed and had a skin tone that reminded you of coffee with a little too much creamer, along with the most gorgeous hazel brown eyes. His curly hair was dark which contrasted perfectly against his skin and made his eyes stand out even more. Felix was more on the muscular side with strong facial features, kind of giving off the “bad boy” vibe, but he was the sweetest person you’d ever meet.
“Who knew you were a bottom, tough guy?” You teased, kicking him lightly with your socked foot.
“I hate you, both.”
“Actually who would’ve thought you were a top, Connor? Like, I’m honestly blowed right now.”
“Stereotypes aren’t always right, Y/N.” Connor laughed as he winked down at his partner.“ Now if you’d excuse us, I’d like to have some alone time with my man.”
“Oh, wow.” You widened your eyes, holding your hands up in surrender and keeping the laughter from passing your lips.“ Excuse me, then.”
“Connor.” Felix whined as he face flushed redder than what it already was.“ Stop embarrassing me.”
“It’s nobody but, Y/N, Felix.”
“Yeah, you act like I don’t hear you guys moan on occasion.” You winked as you headed towards the door.
“Do you really?” He yelled after you and you laughed.“ Y/N?!”
“Bye you guys.”
When Sunday came around, the boys noticed that Calum was beyond hype. He wasn’t a morning person usually, so for him to be singing loudly in the shower at nine thirty in the morning was something new. When he came downstairs with a grin on his face and sweatpants hung loosely on his waist, they all looked at him strange.
“Hey, guys.” He sat next to Ashton taking a piece of toast off of the table.
Since they had a late night in the studio, they all decided to crash at Calum and Ashton’s place. It wasn’t uncommon for them to do so, so Ashton had woken up in advance to cook the boys a small breakfast.
“What’s got you all smiley?” Ashton asked, taking a sip of his coffee.
“Nothing…”
He couldn’t tell them that the real reason he was excited was simply because he was finally going to get his dick sucked by his sugar baby- or as he liked to call her: sugar pop.
“Oh, please.” Michael snorted.“ When was the last time you were this happy before at least ten thirty?”
“Seriously it’s nothi-”
“Bullshit.” Luke faked sneezed, rubbing his nose for extra effect and Calum laughed at his childishness.
“I met a girl.” He said simply and within seconds the tv was muted and everyone turned or give him their full attention.
“Like a girl you think you actually like?” Ashton questioned.
“Or a fuck buddy?” Michael rushed, wanting to know juicy details and knowing Calum wasn’t one to try actual relationships.
“Are you dating her?"Luke asked as well, taking a sip of his apple juice.
"Uhh, kinda?”
“They’re fuck buddies.” Michael concluded and Calum let out a laugh.
Although that wasn’t a lie, he didn’t want to just outright tell them that. He promised you he wouldn’t and he was going to stick to it.
“We’ve been on three dates since I’ve met her last week and I think I kind of like her.” He answered truthfully.
Calum wasn’t one to just fall for girls, but he couldn’t help but to like you/ have a mini crush on you. You were beautiful, funny, and got him harder than life itself. It didn’t help you were also beyond interesting, so what more could he possibly ask for?
“Wow.” Luke laughed.“ Do you have any idea how long it’s been since you’ve dated anyone?”
“A while.”
“Are you meeting her again today?” Ashton smiled at him.“ Is that why you’re so happy?”
“Yeah. I’m going to take her out for brunch and some stuff.”
“That’s cool.” Ashton punched his shoulder.“ In proud of you, mate.”
They all knew that Calum wasn’t one to just go and get genuinely interested in someone, so the few times he did the boys treated it as if it was a special occasion. Calum felt his phone buzz, pulling it out of the pocket in his sweat pants and smiling when he saw your name on his phone.
“Sugarpop?” Michael laughed at the contact name.“What does that even mean?”
Calum’s cheeks flushed before he came up with,“Nothing, it’s an inside joke.”
(A/N: Y/N is in italics, Calum is bold)
~ What time are you comin? ~ Uh twelve? ~ I was thinking about having brunch ~ Doesn’t matter to me, I just like food  ~ See ya soon, sugarpop  ~ Lmaoo really? ~ I’ve taken a liking to that name
“Geez, Calum, if you smile any harder your face is gonna hurt.” Luke laughed when Calum rolled his eyes.
“Shut up, Luke.”
“Dammit, Y/N, just put this on.” Connor demanded, tossing you the dress and you groaned in annoyance.
“For the last time, Connor, I don’t want to wear a dress.”
“Why not have him shook?” He placed his hands on his hip.“ You want to look fabulous as you shop, girl, not like you’re a basic bitch.”
“Who dresses up to go shopping?”
“Girls who have sugar daddies and can look like a million bucks.”
“Go home, Connor.” You laughed as you continued to do your light makeup.
You were used to Connor coming over to go through your closet out of boredom, putting pieces together and making sure to express what “is so not hot”. Although, with him being a fashion major he never let you leave the house without looking right. The two of you, including Felix at times, were forever fashionably gorgeous as he liked to put it.
“Is this…Y/N I’m appalled.” He turned around holding a floral shirt in disgust.“What the hell is this?”
“My mom gave it to me.” You laughed,“ It’s hideous, I’m aware.”
“Oh, that’s so not hot.” He placed it back on the rack.
He quietly continued to rummage until he heard the buzzer go off in the apartment, his face practically lighting up at the chance to meet Calum close up. “I’ll get it.” He yelled running out of the room, by coming back shortly.“ And put on the damn dress.”
You rolled your eyes, pulling the short dress over your head. You decided to wear your white converse with the dark, striped dress and place a jean jacket to conceal your arms since the mall is usually chilly.
“You’re even hotter up close.” You heard Connor state confidently and you laughed loudly, hurrying to finish up before the boy began asking questions he had no business knowing.As you walked down the hall into your living room, you heard him ask,“ So, how much money do you make, hot stuff?”
“Connor, get out of my apartment.” You laughed, pushing him slightly and he raised his hands in surrender.
“Well, don’t you think you would ask that since he’s supposedly spending it on you?”
“Go away.”
“I’m staying here.” He plopped on your couch.“ Felix isn’t home and you have a Hulu account.”
You shook your head, gripping Calum’s hand and dragging him behind you out of the door.“Don’t eat all of my food.” You called inside of the apartment, hearing him hum in response.
“He’s really something.” Calum laughed, opening the passenger’s door for you.
“Yeah, I know.”
“You look beautiful, princess.” He smiled fondly, placing a sweet kiss to your lips.“ I hope you didn’t forget the deal.”
“How could I?” You smirked, kissing him once more and closing the door.
“This would look good on you.”  Calum held up a tight fitting burgundy dress.
You had to admit, it was beyond gorgeous. The shiny glitter on the dress practically had you the minute you saw it. If it had glitter or sparkled even the tiniest bit it had you captivated.
“Oh my…” you took it out of his hand, examining the dress for yourself.
“A size eight, right?”
“How much is it?”
“It’s not much, go try it on.”
You gathered up the other items that were currently in your hand and took the one he was holding. As you walked towards the dressing room, you checked the price your eyes nearly popping out of your head once you saw it. You turned around, marching towards the boy who was currently on his phone in the white chair in front to the dressing rooms. You were shopping for clothes that cost no more than a hundred dollars and here he was picking out one of the most expensive things in the room.
“Calum, I can’t get this.” You shook your head.“This dress is four hundred dollars.”
“So?”
“So? That’s too much.” You went to put it on the rack, but he stopped you.“Calum-”
“I’m your sugar daddy, right?” He said quietly, pulling you closer to him so he wouldn’t have to speak so loud.“So, really the price doesn’t matter. Go try it on.”
“This is seriously too-”
“Y/N, try on the dress.” He said sternly, yet you still hesitated until he said,“If you don’t like it then I won’t get it.”
“Fine.”
You tried on a couple of the items of clothing , twirling around in the mirror to see if it fit you right, even snapping a couple of pictures while doing so. You then came to the sparkly burgundy dress, taking your time to ease into it so you didn’t accidentally ruin it. Calum was right, you definitely looked amazing in it. It hugged your curvy figure in all of the right places, making your hips look a bit rounder and your butt look phenomenal. It even made you look a bit more bustier as well. You knew that you had to at least show him this one dress. You left the dressing room, walking on your tippy toes since you hated walking in unknown places barefoot, even if you had on socks.
“Calum.”
When he looked up his mouth dropped slightly as he drunk you in and he could already feel himself hardening. He thought he’d never seen something as perfect as you standing in front of him at the moment, his mouth practically watering.
“Holy fuck.”
“I know. It’s cute, right?”
“You’re getting that dress.” He already made up his mind. He wasn’t leaving this store until you agreed to let him buy it.
“But-”
“Nope, I’m not leaving unless it’s in a bag.”
“Four hundred dollars, though? For one dress?”
“I’d pay a thousand for that dress just to see you in it, Y/N."he licked his lips and you sighed.You went to take the dress off, pausing when you heard someone knock on the door.
"This one is taken.”
“Let me in, princess.”
You unlocked the door and moved to the side, allowing him to slip in without anyone’s knowledge. He let out a light chuckle at the sight of your cupcake panties and you rolled you eyes,a playful smile on your face.
“Shut up.”
“That’s cute.”
“I’m cuter.” You grinned up at him and he snorted.
“You’re right.”
“Any reason you decided to come in here?”
“I think you promised a blowjob, I’m not sure.” He placed his index onto his chin and you looked at him bewildered.
“Here? Now?!”
“Seeing you in that dress has me so hard it hurts, and I can’t exactly walk around in the mall with a boner.”
What if we get caught? That would be so embarrassing. Oh shit, I’ve never actually even given a blowjob, what the fuck was I thinking? What if I’m shit at it? Better yet…what if his dick is little? It didn’t feel small Friday, but hell who knows?
Your mind was racing a thousand miles per minutes with thoughts and Calum could tell due to your furrowed brows and how you were staring into space. He tugged your half naked body towards him and began to place kisses to your neck, his hands falling onto your butt. You already figured out that he was a “ass guy” since he was grabbing or poking at it every second he could get. You didn’t mind though, a little booty appreciation never hurt anyone.
“Please?” He whined in your ear.“ We won’t get caught.”
“I’ve never…” you trailed and he pulled back.
“Seriously?”
“Yeah, why do you look so shocked?"you then reached down to unbuckle his pants and undid his zipper.
” I don’t know, I just figured- woah, okay.“ He laughed lightly when you pulled him from his restraints.” I guess you’re going for it.“
"Gotta start one day.” You shrugged, sinking down to your knees.“If I’m not doing something right then tell me, okay?”
“Mhmm.” He nodded, looking down at you with hooded eyes.
Calum was quite large in your opinion, probably the biggest you’ve been with. You really weren’t sure if you could handle it, in sex as well, but you were determined. You stroked it lightly as you analyzed exactly how you were going to tackle it. You kitten licked the head, feeling Calum’s body tense up as you did so.
“Princess…please.” He begged for you to finally put him in your mouth and you did exactly that.
At first you just sucked on the head, making sure to pay attention to his reactions as you did certain things. You took him down as far as you could, meeting your hand to strike what was left. Calum’s hand went to grip onto some of your hair and he guided you up and down his cock.
“Fuck.” He mumbled, his hips bucking up uncontrollably.
You began to think about all you’ve seen the girls do in porn and decided to test them out. I mean who doesn’t watch a little porn to get educated every now and then? You pulled back to catch your breath, licking your hand and rolling his balls in your palm like dice.
“Take more.” He pushed your head slightly for you to suck him off again,“ As far as you can.”
You allowed Calum to press your head down until you felt him at the back of your throat, gagging around him and hearing the boy moan.
“You okay?” He asked and you nodded you head, wiping the tears from your eyes.
“You can do it again, I can handle it.”
That was all he needed before he began to fuck your throat, being mindful to keep himself quiet so you two wouldn’t alert anyone. You began to hum absent mindedly and it took everything within himself to not moan out your name, Calum soon came, his hips stuttering as he shot his load into your mouth. He pulled back, allowing you to catch your breath as he did the same.
“You sure that was your first time?”
“Yeah. I did good?”
“Amazing.” He guaranteed while tucking himself away, coming to a halt at a sudden realization.“Fuck, did you swallow?”
“Connor always told me to.” You chuckled at the advice the older boy gave you.
“That’s fucking hot.” He closed his eyes and leaned his head back on his neck.
You slid on your dress once again and made sure to fix your hair and check your makeup. You then picked up all of the clothing and smiled up at Calum.
“I want all of this, okay?”
“Okay.” He nodded.
You pressed a kiss to his lips and exited the dressing room, giggling as the employee passed by you, completely oblivious to what just took place.
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