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imaginesfubu · 4 years

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What if...?

Mammon's pet is Karasu the crow, who guides the players on how to play the game.

Karasu may be just the Devildom's version of Alexa, Siri, and Bixby, but the real Karasu flies around the Devildom watching over the player on Mammon's request. Some of Mammon's familiar(s) are birds, specifically the crow and/or raven as they're both highly intelligent. However, for the sake of symbolism and the Obey Me lore, Karasu is a crow and will remain as such in this post, respectively.

If Mammon plans for his regularly scheduled headassery money-making schemes, he'll summon Karasu to be his "eyes in the sky" for MC

Everyone in Devildom knows Mammon not just for his status; demons know him because they were conned or from his modeling career at Majolish. Other demons who weren't swindled are loan sharks that make him do a variety of things as torture, if you let Mammon tell it

Due to the previously mentioned point above, Karasu would accompany Mammon, hustlin' and stealin' all things valuable. Other times Karasu just hangs around him whether he's doing chores, summoned by witches to do their bidding, or even photoshoots

Karasu learned how to talk from various kinds of exposure: the con jobs, witches (if they temporarily gave him the ability to speak for certain reasons, Karasu's intelligent brain allows him to store languages and dialects, giving him centuries to perfect every single language known to all three realms), Mammon training him to respond to certain commands much like one would train a dog, etc.

When Karasu isn't hanging around the Avatar of Greed, Karasu gives himself the responsibility of caring for newly fallen angels, newborn demons, and the human souls of the damned, by giving them tours of the Devildom and tips on adjusting to their new home.

Karasu is basically a glorified college campus tour guide

For newborn demons, children, teens, and even young adult demons, Karasu stops by to check in on them and their families just to see if they need anything or if they need help/need advice.

Will steal sweets and other food items Karasu can carry and give to more needy demons living on the streets of Devildom. If he doesn't see any, he'll obviously indulge himself with no regrets

Younger generations of Devildom's residents who were mentored by Karasu were inspired by him as the Devildom became technologically advanced, naming devices and mechanics after him. Leads us to the D.D.D version of Karasu

But to keep it 💯, Karasu isn't a saint.

Bird boi will sell certain demon souls for half a corn chip

Is VERY selfish when it comes to food he finds/steals and valuables he may or may not have found discarded ( i.e. necklaces, earrings, Grimm, etc.)

If the owner of these belongings sees Karasu in the act of taking their items, Karasu will sass tf outta them

"Oh, WAS this yours? I don't see your name on it."

"Finders keepers, losers weepers."

"I am the early bird, therefore I get the worm."

Depending on his mood, Karasu MIGHT let them reclaim their lost or stolen item(s)

If Karasu sees value in an item but isn't useful for him, he will drop by Mammon's window at the House to pay Mammon a visit and suggest to Mammon that he should sell it to help himself financially

Knows Mammon will sell it and wind up in deeper debt

Karasu roasts Mammon, but not too harshly as Mammon is doing his best, something that wouldn't be noticeable unless you got to know Mammon for who he truly is

If asked to watch over MC, Karasu will report the day's events for MC to Mammon from his POV, with the usual smart-ass quips in-between

"Y'know, if I didn't know you, Mammon, I'd say you're a stalker. A simp even."

"Hey, MC's justa lowly human! If they died on me, I-"

"Just admit ya care about them, Mammon. Jesus Christ, I've eaten bread crumbs with more balls than you! Fuckin ridic, man." *proceeds to shake his head*

"Shaddup, Karasu!"

"No! I can't let you slide with 👏🏽 simp👏🏽 levels 👏🏽 over👏🏽 9,000! You need some milk!"

*Mammon then throws a shoe or whatever else is closest to him at Karasu, effectively sending him on his way, cawing (laughing) as he flies off into the distance*

Bonus memes that I think embodies Karasu's personality:

#dunno if this has been done before #obey me headcanons #shall we date: obey me #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me karasu

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z-iridest · 4 years

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Can you do hawks and todoroki reaction to meeting their s/o for the first time after months of long distance online dating🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🌸

(A/N: This is such a cute idea! :3 Hope u don't mind headcannons again)

Online, Long Distance Dating: First Time Meeting In Real Life

Shouto Todoroki

To be fair, Shouto Todoroki hadn't even known what Instagram, or any other social media platform even was besides Facebook.

When he was first introduced to Instagram, the account made for him by his friends, he had instantly gained 1 million followers almost overnight. (He says it's only because of his father, but c'mon, ladies, he's just that hot)

The account posts page is filled with tagged, sneaky pictures from his friends, all of them adorable, pictures of soba, his mother (totally appreciation posts for Mamaroki) Fuyumi and Natsuo

But, one follower of his in particular caught his herochromatic eyes.... Y/N L/N. They had liked every one of his posts since day one, always leaving a friendly "hello" in the comments or leaving a comment about how wonderful his family seemed to be. If only Shouto knew just how whipped he was about to be....

The specific post that started it all popped up in his feed one fateful day was a picture of you that had been taken at the perfect moment. Your h/c floated in the breeze, your e/c shut as you were caught in an open mouthed laugh, Shouto finding your smile to be not only infectious, but bewitching. Yet, he yearned to hear what your laugh sounded like.

Before he knew what the hell he was even doing, he had -How would his friends put it?- slid into your dms, saying hello.

Since you lived in America (and were a light sleeper on top of being a slight insomniac), you weren't expecting a dm before the sun could wake up, so the minute your phone went off with a notification, you nearly fell out of bed due to the earbuds in your ears... That notification was LOUD!

When you looked at the message, it was from DamnIcyHot (that username was all Bakugo) and read: Hello, I'm Shouto. You looked beautiful in your recent post, and I thought you deserved to hear that. I hope you have a wonderful day

You blushed and that dm... Well, let's just say it wasn't the last.

Just two months after talking to you, Shoto asked you out.... On a video call, dressed in a tux with a red tie, and holding a half white and half red rose. (Pic above, folks)

Poor baby is so nervous, he's shifting and fixing his tie every few seconds and it's all you can do not to start squealing.

Y/N... I never thought it was possible to fall in love with someone I have yet to meet in real life, but, I have. I've fallen hard for you, Y/N. Everytime I see you post, it brings me so much joy and makes me smile everyday, and... I don't want it to ever stop. Y/N, I want to be able to video call you every night, to tell you how beautiful and perfect you are in my eyes until you fall asleep. I want to be able to see you every night and wake up to your beautiful face every morning. If I may have this chance, I promise, you will be treated like the princess you are, and I will never let you forget how precious you are to me.

The poor, half white, half red haired baby is now stumbling over his words as a blush darker than the red half of his hair appears on his face. Y/N... I was wondering... Would you... Maybe... want to be mine?

You had blushed and hidden behind your hands, a sight that Shouto still remembers as the cutest thing you've ever done, and nodded in response. If you had dared looked up, you would have seen the relieved look on his face as a laugh, a genuine laugh of relief, spills from his lips.

And that was only the beginning...

It only took a couple days before his friends noticed that their herochromatic eyed friend was acting a bit... Stranger than usual.

He was grumpier on certain days, happily smiling down at his phone, excusing himself to go to his room for hours on end.

Nobody knew what was going on, or why he was on his phone so much.

Kaminari had suggested spying on Todoroki, but Izuku had gone with a more... Direct approach.

When asked why he was on his phone so much, Todoroki had just blinked and said matter of factily, I have an S/O. The whole class, except for Yamomo, is shocked by this. This one of those, "I thought it was obvious" moments for Yamomo.

Speaking of Yamomo, she asks who the lucky person is. Instead of answering her, Shouto shows her the screenshot he unashamedly took of you.

In the screenshot, you're sporting a bright smile, e/c eyes filled with adoration and love, the look you had given him before calling him your Peppermint Baby for the first time, that baby boi was soooooo flustered by it. (What? He couldn't help it, it was too cute of a moment to let pass). The girls instantly squeal and ship you two together while some of the boys (*cough, cough* Kaminari and Mineta *cough*) are wondering how the hell you guys had even gotten together.

That same night, he called you and told you about the day's events, which honestly had you in fits of laughter.

Shortly after that, you were informed that you were being moved to Japan. Were you excited? Yes! You get to meet your boyfriend face to face for the first time, you were nervous and excited at the same time.

Did you tell him? Nope. You were waaaaay too giddy with the thought of how surprised he would be to see you.

Since you were being moved to Japan, that meant being transferred into U.A. High. Your Class being 1-A.

Shouto was talking to his friend group when you arrived, and thankfully for you, his back was to the door.

A green haired boy was the first to see you, his green eyes going a little wide while his friends were unawares, discussing who the new student could be.

Just as he opened his mouth to say something, you quickly put your finger to your lips, silencing him.

Thankfully, the Broccoli Boi gets the hint and schools his features before his friends can notice.

You quietly tip toed until you were directly behind him.

Covering a giggle, you covered his herochromatic eyes with your hands.

The second his eyes were covered, he jumped

Just as he was about to react, he read an all too familiar voice. "Hiya, Peppermint." It couldn't be....

Hands trembling slightly, he gingerly took hold of your hands and turned around, surprised to see a pair of e/c eyes looking back at him. "Y-Y/N?" You were so much more goregous in person....

"Surprise!" You giggled before you felt his arms wrapped tightly around you, a laugh leaving you as your feet left the ground as he picked you up, slightly spinning you before setting you down.

"Is this the girl you were telling us about, Todoroki?" A girl with big brown eyes and floating brown hair asked. The excitement in Shouto's eyes was evident as he finally turned to his friends, realizing you from his hug but still keeping his arm wrapped around you.

"Ururaka, Iida, Midoriya, this is my s/o, Y/N. Y/N, meet my friends Midoriya, Ururaka, and Iida." Shouto introduced you to his friends first. Iida's loud greeting captured the attention of your fellow classmates, and pretty soon, you were surrounded by a bunch of new friends.

It took a while for the excitement to die down, but when it finally did and Shouto finally got you alone, you suddenly found his lips on yours. Your first official kiss with Todoroki... Scratch that, your first one ever.

You found out that day that the Peppermint nickname you had given him... It was well deserved. That boy's lips tasted like sweet peppermint, and his kiss had been so gentle but passionate at the same time, it had taken your breath away.

Let's just say you guys shared a lot of firsts after that..... ;)

Keigo Takami (Hawks)

Hawks? On Instagram? Bitch, please...

This motherfucker is always on Instagram when off duty or taking a break from hero work. He's the number 2 hero now for crying outloud, like he's gonna just ignore the fans that hit him up?

The Instagram he uses for his hero work is officialhawks, set up by his management that he visits every once in a while. That's the one the fans usually float to, and when fans dm, that's when he goes on it.

His personal Instagram, though? That's where the fun really begins.

His personal Instagram? Spice-E-Wings

Only follows a select few on it, and honestly, it'd be a lie if he said he didn't follow Endeavour's accout...

When your profile popped up under his suggested, he got curious....

Seeing as curiosity killed a cat, but never a bird, he satisfied his curiosity by checking out your profile.

Dis Bird Boi was not prepared for what he found.... And he instantly wanted to dm you...

Since you were used to your phone not going off, you were startled when your phone went off. Your roommate, who had seen you jump, teased you about it, to which you simply waved them off as you unlocked your phone to check the messages

Spice-E-Wings? What kind of a username was that?

Nevertheless, you accepted the message and saw this:

Hey there, wyd? ;) Jk, how r u?

The conversation started from there and took the most random turns, eventually turning into you two trying to one up each other on memes

He revealed who he was about a month after talking to you.

You... freaked... out....

You'd been talking to the Hawks the whole time?! Hawks was the one pro hero you had a crush on!

Just months later, on your bday, he asked you to be officially his.

Hey, dove, I gotta be serious here, okay? I really, really like ya, and I wanna get to know ya better. So, with that in mind.... U wanna be mine?

You have never squealed so loud in your life.... Once you were composed, you accepted.

The minute he saw your dm back, his heart exploded, ngl: Only if I get to call you my baby bird ;)

Month after month, it was like the two of you had an unexplainable chemistry despite never seeing each other in real life. Every morning started for you with a G'mornin princess 😘 from Keigo, he never wasted the day when it came to showing you affection over the phone

Despite having never seen your face, Bird Boi was whipped for you.

Did he want to see what you looked like? Hell yeah! But, he knew just by talking to you all this time, that it wasn't something you were ready for.

Imagine his surprise when on his birthday, he received a picture....

When he opened it, it read Happy Birthday Baby Bird, featuring the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life! His jaw dropped a little, ngl

Those beautiful e/c eyes, your silky h/c hair... Don't even get him started on that bod of yours... That man could praise you like a goddess for hours if you'd let him

His message back to you after that picture?

😍😍😍 Best. Birthday. Ever.

About a year after the two of you started talking, you ended up being transferred to a different city to work.... 12 hours away from your hometown.... To the very same city Keigo patrolled and was responsible for!

Instead of surprising him, knowing he was a Pro Hero, you told him about what was happening and the day you were moving.

Keigo was beyond ecstatic when you told him. He was finally gonna see you in person!

I have an idea, princess, as soon as you're settled in, meet me at the cafè Leblanc. I'll treat you to some coffee jelly on my break.... Leblanc's got the best coffee jelly in Japan. I wanna see you in person, and the sooner the better.

You felt nervous, but agreed to a time to meet up at

When you moved about two weeks later, you moved into your apartment and found that your place was only about a 10 minute walk from the cafè Keigo mentioned.

Now... If Keigo wasn't whipped for you before....

He certainly was now.....

The minute he spotted h/c hair in the crowd, he moved up into the air, his amber eyes easily finding you in the crowd.

You were soooooo much more beautiful in person, and it made him extremely happy to see you.

But, all of a sudden, Hawks felt nervous... What would you think of him when you saw him in person? That baby bird watched over you from the skies until it was time to call it quits. When he finally got everything done, he flew back to the cafè, where you were still waiting for him

No backing out now, Hawks... That's your baby down there, go see them. No big deal.

The mental peptalk did nothing for him... His body wouldn't move...

After an hour, you were getting worried, your brow furrowed as your mind raced through the horrible things that could have happened to him. You decided to text him, Hey, where r u?

And what was this bird brained bastard's reply?

Look up, princess

When you did, you saw him. Big red wings, amber eyes, messy blond hair and all. You watched him as he gracefully glided to you despite his nervousness.

The look in his amber eyes was so soft, a look of pure, unadulterated adoration and love for you clear as day. He immediately wrapped his arms around you

"I'm so sorry I kept you waiting, princess... Forgive me?"

You answered by kissing him, threading your fingers through his soft blond hair as he held you close to him, his wings wrapping around you too. When the two of you pulled away, a goofy grin was smiled before the first of many dates at that cafè took place

His Instagram post that day consisted of a very adorable kiss over coffee jelly with the caption: Finders Keepers, and I found a keeper :3

(A/N: A big thank you to @prismaroyal and @sadistiks for helping me out with Hawks' part :3 hope you guys enjoyed!)

Taglist: @fakeanimefanntnt @lxvely-mha @bnhabookclub

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stagekiller · 5 years

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Compliment meme ( x )

@eloquentyrant

“ A lil’ bird told me that you needed a pick me up. “

He leans against the nearest wall with a smug grin stuck on his expression. Once he’s certain that he got Oswald’s attention, he draws in a noisy deep breath and starts;

“ For a conceited peep that’s -...somewhat damaged- “ he taps his own forehead while uttering the word “ -you put up a hell of a fight. “ He snickers deviously and pushes himself off the wall to start closing the distance between him and the little man. “ I gotta give it to ‘ya, what you lack in height you make up for in moxie. Like those lil’ dogs, y’kno’ the ones that fly ‘cross the room if y’kick them? “ A small pause; an investigative gaze searches Oswald’s eyes for any response to that statement. It’s unclear if he’s referencing something specific, or just his own experience around small canines.

“ You’ve got a big nose. “ A gloved pointer finger reaches out and boops the tip of Oswald’s nose at that. “ But... you kno’ exactly where to stick it. “

The next second, Jerome’s smug grin has melted into a tiny pout. His head tilts to the side ever so slightly, adding to the disappointed look.

“It’s a shame that you’re so stuck up in ‘here’.” He flicks Oswald’s forehead with his fingers. “You concern yourself with things like...fame, money... emotions. “ A pink tongue sticks out at that. He makes a disgusted face and visibly shivers, shaking his hands as he does. “ Yuck. If it weren’t for all your... “ His finger trails a small circle in the air in front of Oswald’s chest, “ -heart situation you’d make a brilliant addition to my legacy. But, hey. This city needs a lil’ bit of everything, don’t it? And you’re your own special class of narcissistic prick. ”

With that he offers a final smirk and turns around on heel, only to freeze in place and slowly spin right back.

“ Oh and your skin is so soft. How do you do it ? “

#{ eloquentyrant }#// :') he likes u oswald

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erialcraeb · 6 years

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Road Work Ahead? Uh Yeah, I Sure Hope It Does

Summary: Hank rediscovers old memes, and annoys the shit out of everyone.

“Captain, you asked to see me?” Connor asked when he reached Fowler’s office. Hank was already sitting in one of the chairs, looking at his phone out of Fowler’s sight. “Yes Connor. Come in please.” Connor stepped into the office and shut the door behind him. “Hank, would you like to do the honors?” Fowler asks.

Hank looked up from his phone. “Officer I’ve got one question for you.” He started. Connor tilted his head in invitation for Hank to finish. Hank stood up, and pocketed his phone. He placed a hand sideways over his mouth, so his fingers were touching the tip of his nose. Hank took a deep breath before bringing that hand down to point at Connor’s shoes. “What are those!?” He exclaims, Fowler instantly bursting into laughter.

“They are my shoes?” Connor asked, confused. Hank finally stands up and pats the android on the shoulder. “Don’t worry Connor. We’re just messing with you. Hank and I just rediscovered Vine, so we’ve been quoting old memes.” Fowler says.

Hank and Connor go back to their desks not too long later, and everything is normal, save for when Hank laughs to himself about something on his computer. But the day just had to be ruined by Gavin coming over and gracing them all with his presence.

“What the fuck are you so goddamn happy about?” Gavin glares at Hank. Before anyone can speak, Gavin continues on a rant about Hank’s work ethics. Hank only rolls his eyes. “Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your fuckin’ baby shower.” He then stands up and walks away, leaving Gavin dumbfounded.

The next few days were practically torture for Connor. Hank would constantly watch, read and quote old memes just to ‘refresh his memory’ as he puts it. He even made Connor look at some of his favorites just so he could join in if he ever decided to quote it. One of these instances happened on a quick shopping trip.

They were at a dollar store, having gotten everything they needed for their impromptu shopping trip, Connor decided to look at the dog toy section to see if they could pick anything up for Sumo while they were there. Hank took something off the shelf and held it out to Connor.

“Con look, it’s the good kush.” Hank had a smile on his face as he waited for the android to reciprocate. “This is the dollar store, how good can it be?” The android said deadpan, just to humor the man. Hank let out a victorious shout as he threw the object back onto the shelf and did a victory lap around the store, despite the strange looks he was receiving.

Hank was especially annoying about it when they were home. It seemed that he was holding back when they were at work, but at home he quoted to his heart’s content to Connor. Someone should give Connor a fucking medal for just how patient the deviant android could be with the older man.

“Hey Con?” Hank asked Connor, totally out of the blue. “Yes Lieutenant?” Connor didn’t look up from petting Sumo. “Do you remember?” Connor is confused by the extremely vague question. “Remember what?” Hank suddenly bursts into song. “Ah ah ah! Ba de ya! Say do you remember? Ba de ya! Dancin’ in September! Ba de ya! Never was a cloudy day!” Connor was suddenly regretting moving in with Hank.

One of Connor’s least favorite occurrences was when they were driving. Whenever they drove past a certain sign, Hank just had to come right out and say it. “Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.” During those times, Connor would internally decide whether or not to jump out of the moving car.

There was a day where Hank was quiet. He had not said a meme all day and Connor was seriously starting to worry for the Lieutenant. “Hank, are you ok?” Asked the android. “Oh hi, thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage.” Connor walked out of the room.

During an investigation, they came across the dead victim. Hank sighed. “This is so sad, Connor play Despacito.” Connor furrowed his eyebrows, but the song suddenly began to play anyways. “Lieutenant, I hardly think this is the time.” The android said over the music.

Once when Hank was tipsy, he got Connor with a really good one. “Hey Con?” He tried hard not to laugh yet. “Yes Hank?” Connor could only guess where this was going. “Have you seen up dog?” Hank asks. Connor’s LED circled yellow for a while. “I don’t believe I have. What is, up dog?” Hank FROZE. The man had never in his life, ever gotten that line to work. He then proceeded to burst into tears of drunken joy.

Finally, there was one day where Connor wanted to retaliate against Hank. So he prepared his prank. He ordered a tape that would work in Hank’s old car with a tape deck. When his order came in, he then loaded the song onto it. Connor managed to get it into Hank’s car without being caught, and made sure the volume was turned up loud.

The next day when the two of them got into Hank’s car for work, Connor anticipated the moment Hank turned the key. Suddenly, “Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land. That you understand!” The music blared loud over the speaker, scaring Hank slightly.

He reached the for volume button and quickly turned it down to a more acceptable level. “Oh man, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve heard that song.” He chuckled once the excitement wore off.” Hank shrugged and began the drive to work.

It wasn’t until the song played a fifth time that Hank started to get annoyed. “Connor, it was fun the first few times, but it’s fucking annoying as shit now. Turn it off.” Hank said. Connor reached for the eject tape button and pressed it. And pressed it again. And again. And again. “Lieutenant I can’t, it appears to be stuck.” Connor concludes.

“Shut the hell up, no it’s not!” Hank barks. Connor starts to press any of the buttons now and even tries hitting his hand up against the tape deck. But nothing works and the song continues to play. “Hank, I’m serious, it’s stuck.” Connor’s LED was yellow now. “Connor I swear to god! Just hit the next button at least!” Hank says angrily.

“Hank I only put the one song on here, it’s jammed.” Connor concludes. “I’m going to drive us off this bridge if that plays again Connor!” Hank yells, the song ending for the fifth time. The car is filled with silence then and they both let out a sigh of relief.

“Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land. That you understand.” Cuts through the speakers for a sixth time and Hank screams in anguish, beating one hand against the horn a few times. He pulls the car over to the curb and parks. Hank decides to just sit there, song still playing. They sit through the song playing two more times before Hank finally says anything.

“Ya know? It’s growing on me.” He starts the car up again and they drive to the DPD.

Many months later, Hank, Connor and Gavin are tasked with dealing with a case far out of town. “We can’t use my car because it’s in the shop.” Gavin says, already walking towards Hank’s car. When he tries to get into the front seat, Hank yells at him. “That seat is saved for two people, neither of them are human so get your ass in the back.” Hank growls.

“Lieutenant, who else sits in the front?” Connor whispers. “Just you and Sumo. Sumo takes up a lot of space, so he usually sits in the back anyways. But sometimes he’s brave and sits in the front.” Is Hank’s response.

Ocean Man is still stuck in the tape deck, so that is what they have to listen to during their long road trip. It isn’t long before Gavin breaks.

“Can we fucking play a different song? This one has played on loop for half an hour now which means it’s played fifteen times!” Gavin shouts angrily. “Well Gavin, you lucky bitch, you only have to listen to it a few fuckin’ times! We’ve had to hear it for three months straight because I refuse to drive in silence! Now shut the fuck up and enjoy the trip to Hell!”

Hank doesn’t even spare Gavin a glance as he reaches forward and turns the music up louder to drown out his bitch whining. “This trip is a fucking nightmare!” Gavin shouts.

#detroit become human #dbh #dbh connor #dbh hank #gavin reed #sumo #fowler #ocean man #one shot #i'm so sorry #this is a one way trip to hell #i wrote this instead of sleeping #it is currently one in the morning and i'm wearing headphones on top of my head #they're not over my ears #im pretty delirious #i have insomnia #i'm gonna pass out now

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grayson-dolans-dangly-earring · 7 years

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It Started With A Treehouse (G.D.)

I havent written any Grayson smut in forever soooooo here take this garbage lmao

@scuteedolans @dangly-feather-earring-dolan @pinksnapbackbullshit

Ethan, Grayson, and I had been inseparable for our entire lives. We grew up as neighbors, the twins ran into my backyard and climbed into my tree house scaring the hell out of me when we were five years old and the rest is pretty much history. Our parents became friends, we went on vacations together, we were babysat together, and we got along great so we basically grew up in each other’s pockets. As we got older the twins grew like weeds and bulked up quite a bit. There was no denying that they were handsome young men, I just wasn’t attracted to either of them. Or so I thought.

As time went on, I realized a little part of me always loved Grayson a little bit more than Ethan. I always gave in to him, whether it be where we went to eat or what game we played. All he had to do was look up at me through the thick fringe of his eyelashes with those big hazel puppy dog eyes and my resolve would crumble in an instant. His face would split into a beautiful grin, flashing his brilliant white teeth, and I’d melt. Of course, to his face I would scoff and pretend to be irritated but I was never really upset. I don’t think I ever could be.

It was late on Saturday night, and my phone rang with a text message.

*Group Chat*

G: hey sluts, movie night?

E: first off, rude. second, no.

Me: why not E? hot date tonight?! Lmaooooo

G: yeah right, Y/N. maybe with his left hand.

Me: EW

E: HEY LISTEN I COULD GET A DATE IF I WANTED ONE

G: suuuuuure ya could buddy.

E: I don’t see you on many dates dear brother so….

Me: OH SICK BURN BABY

G: you two are the worst

E: aww ya sad now?

Me: yeah gray, ya gonna cry?

G: fuck offfffff. Is anyone coming to watch this fucking movie with me or what????

E: I already said no, dingus. I’m sleeping at Aaron’s house tonight

G: so you DO have a hot date!

Me: don’t let things get too sexy tonight E!

E: you are both monsters.

Me: gray I’m in for a movie if you want. As long as its nothing that sucks.

G: do my choices ever suck?????

Me: um remember the 4th of july with the twizzlers and half a bottle of fireball???

G: I MEANT MY MOVIE CHOICES NOT MY LIFE CHOICES Y/N.

Me: mhmmmmmm

G: I came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now.

E: gray that was lame

Me: you are LITERALLY a living meme

G: yeah but you love me baby!

E: I don’t!

Me: yeah yeah whatever I’ll be over in 5

G: YAY!

I put my phone in my pocket before I slipped my shoes on. I called out to my mother to let her know where I was going on my way out the door. I walked across the driveway and into the Dolan’s front yard. I didn’t bother knocking and I just walked inside. I knew everyone else was gone because the only car in the driveway was Grayson’s. That’s when reality hit. I was alone with him in this big house. Why the fuck was it so hard to breathe all of a sudden? I needed to relax and act normal. I could not let my minor crush come bubbling to the surface right this very second.

“GRAYSON BAILEY DOLAN WHERE YOU AT?!” I shouted from the front hallway. “I’M IN HERE!” I heard him yell in response from the living room. I grinned and started running. When I hit the living room I dove over the arm of the couch and tackled Grayson onto the cushions. “Y/N what the hell girl?! Are you tryin to kill me?” He said while laughing. His laughter shook my body as I was still on top of him. “You know I like to make an entrance.” I said while climbing off of him. I flopped onto the couch next to him with my feet in his lap. “Go ahead G, fire it up!” He chuckled while pressing play on the remote.

About an hour into the movie, I started to get tired and uncomfortable because of the way I was sitting. Grayson’s large hand wrapped around my ankle. Still staring at the screen, he said “Stop squirming.” My heartbeat quickened just a little and I let out a fake irritated sigh. He patted his thigh and said “Come on.” I smiled a little and rearranged myself so my head was resting in his lap. Grayson knew this was my favorite way to lay but he also knew I always fell asleep like this too. Sure enough he started stroking my hair and in a matter of minutes I was asleep.

About an hour later I started to wake up but Grayson was still stroking my hair so I didn’t open my eyes. Call me selfish but it was soothing and I didn’t want him to stop. I cracked one eye open and his phone was close enough to my face that I could read his texts. Now I didn’t want to spy but teasing Gray was kinda my favorite thing and if there was something funny in his texts I could use against him, you can bet your ass I would. He was texting Ethan and the hand that wasn’t stroking my hair, was flying over his keyboard. It took all of my strength not to shiver while reading his conversation.

G: e I need help

E: whats up bro?

G: im freaking out. Y/N’s head is in my lap

E: dude this isn’t new. she does that all the time

G: e you KNOW this is different. You know how I feel about her!

E: yeah and that’s why I went to Aarons! Man up!

G: I don’t know what to do! God damn it I want to touch her so bad

E: okay well don’t be weird about it. Just like touch her arm or something idk man!

G: ethan you have no idea what she does to me I cant fucking breathe rn

E: well im going to leave you to it FIGURE IT OUT BUD!

G: ETHAN NO

G: ETHAN I SWEAR TO GOD

G: FUCK

He clicked the power button on his phone and threw it onto the other side of the couch, and his head dropped back, a sigh escaping his lips. Now that I knew he wanted me just as bad as I wanted him, I pulled the courage from inside of me and decided that I was going to make the move to go further. I pretended to still be asleep and I rolled over so my face was inches from his toned stomach. I could hear him gasp above me and I bit back a grin. I stretched out like a cat as his hand ran down my spine. I slowly dragged my hand over the growing bulge in Grayson’s jeans. A groan spilled from his lips and I could feel his body tense up. I slowly blinked my eyes open and grinned up at him. “Are you sure sweetheart? Because if we do this, you gotta be sure.” He asked quietly. I could see the hope shining in his eyes and a shy grin appeared on his face as I nodded.

As soon as he had confirmation that I was okay with this, a fire ignited in his eyes and his hand traveled down between my thighs. He began rubbing small tight circles over my clit through my leggings. All reasonable thought flew out of my head at the feeling of his fingers on my most sensitive area. My hips bucked against his hand and moans spilled from my lips. “These need to come off.” Grayson said, pulling at my pants. I stood up and removed my leggings, feeling exposed. “C’mere baby.” He said, grabbing my hips and pulling me into his lap.

Grayson tucked his head into my neck and nipped at the sensitive skin. My hips began to grind down onto his thick thigh and I couldn’t control my sighs as my clit rubbed against the denim of his jeans. At this point I was so turned on I couldn’t see straight. “Fuck baby. You like riding my thigh? Does that feel good?” Grayson growled, his hands guiding my hips back and forth on his leg. “Yes! Hngg-oh my god Grayson!” I whined out. One of his hands left my hip and snaked down to rub me through my panties. He pushed them to the side and sank 2 thick fingers into me. I gasped at the intrusion and he grinned me, knowing exactly what he was doing to me. I tipped my head down and sealed my lips with his. He pumped his fingers in and out of my dripping center and my mouth fell open. He slipped his tongue into my mouth and I could feel that heat coiling in my belly.

Grayson withdrew his fingers from my pussy and brought them up to my mouth. I sucked his index finger into my mouth, wrapping my tongue around the thick digits. I looked into his eyes as I continued sucking and he let out a low hiss.

“That’s it. Enough fucking around.” He growled as he flipped me onto my back. Grayson stood up and unbuckled his pants, yanking them down along with his boxers. He pushed my knees apart and settled between my thighs. “Please Grayson. I need you.” I whined, on the brink of tears. “Shh don’t cry baby. Daddy knows what you need.” He whispered, lining his length up with my entrance. He pushed into me slowly, giving me time to adjust to his size.

Grayson pulled out almost all the way and slammed back in, an animalistic sound ripping out of my throat. He began thrusting into me at a near punishing pace and I couldn’t contain the sounds spilling from my lips. “Please Daddy! God you feel so good! I can’t hold on!” I screamed. “Yeah that’s right baby. Tell me how good you feel. Tell me how much you need my cock.” Grayson grunted into my ear, his warm breathe fanning over my heated skin. “Ugh-Gray you feel so good inside me. Your cock is the best I’ve ever had! I’m gonna come!” I whimpered in response.

His hand gently tightened around my throat, beginning to cut off my air supply. He kept thrusting quickly, his face twisting and contorting as he chased his release. His hand kept tightening around my throat and the air was getting thinner and thinner. The lack of oxygen made my blood feel like it was boiling and my clit was throbbing. Just as my vision started to darken Grayson removed his hand and used it to rub my clit in tight circles as I sucked in a huge breath. The sudden intake of oxygen mixed with his touches threw me right over the edge as I exploded around him. “FUCK!” Grayson shouted into the empty room as my pussy continued to flutter around him. After another half dozen powerful thrusts he stilled inside me as his orgasm washed over him. After he spilled his seed inside me, he collapsed on top of me, his head on my chest.

“Wow. Y/N do you know how I’ve wanted this? How long I’ve wanted you?” He whispered into my damp skin. I ran my fingers through his messy hair and whispered back “I’m guessing, as long as I’ve wanted you?” He was quiet before responding. “Y/N please don’t tell me this was a one time thing? I want you to be mine. Like, forever ya know?” Grayson said, lifting his head to look me in the eyes. I cradled his face in my hand. “I’ve been yours since you and your idiot brother stormed my treehouse when we were five years old Grayson Bailey Dolan. I’m not going anywhere.”

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flightofaqrow · 11 months

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🍁 + when did you first notice the change to your biology following Ozpin's magic?

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"noticed that after all, did you?" qrow half-huffs. can't hide nothin' these days.

"if i'm bein' honest... about four or five years into it. i started doin' a lot more scouting around then. i didn't know why just yet, but in hindsight, it was right about that time that i felt... even more in tune with th' outdoors. my instincts changed. but, well, between work an' spendin' time in th' bottle, i wasn't very aware of myself otherwise. it took Bar- Dr. Oobleck pointin' it out after a whole year that way t'really get it in'ta my thick head that somethin' had actually, physically, changed ...and needed dealin' with. i was twenty-somethin'. it was a mess at first, but, eh, i've gotten used to it since."

#* if you break the glass then i'll help you fly = eiiskonigin *#* hey i got a tip for ya = meme response *#* hey don't get mad cause i'm right = headcanon *#* we got work to do = ic *#i'm so glad people like this hc ;w;

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flightofaqrow · 11 months

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🍁 + what is the first Misfortune that you can remember?

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another deep-seated sigh expels from qrow's lungs, "see? that's where people get it wrong."

he slouches, rests his arms on his legs, "people think of Misfortune as specific bad things happenin'. which is a part of it, but it... there's part of it that's just the nature'a th' beast. they say some people live a charmed life. mine's cursed. my whole life. since before i can remember. everyone in it feels it, someway, somehow. it's not always... an event."

he considers the withering of the tribe until Raven took over on her own. he considers being the best team at beacon that turned out to be the worst examples of protecting what really mattered. he considers the 80 years of peace, lasting until his lifetime. he considers the fall of beacon happening while he held the role of the headmaster's left hand man. he considers domino effects and stars crossing instead of aligning, in a cosmic sense, in the lives he's crossed paths with.

his hands run through his hair, "it's not just my name, y'know. some cultures consider twins a bad omen." and as far as they know, qrow came out second.

(he considers whatever fate befell Raven's and his biological family...)

"so... bein' born, probably."

#* if you break the glass then i'll help you fly = eiiskonigin *#* we got work to do = ic *#* hey don't get mad cause i'm right = headcanon *#* hey i got a tip for ya = meme response *#nice nice niceeee

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flightofaqrow · 1 year

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[legs]

physical features ** accepting @nectaric asked [legs]

qrow is the epitome of Goth Anime Legs Uncle. he's the scarecrow standing tall in a field. most of that height is stick legs and super lanky. so much leg.

they're sturdy af to hold a fighting stance or catch a superhero landing, but not solid. qrow is built for versatility and agility, so his legs are more leverage than power, with knobby, bulky knees from all the abuse; his ankles aren't far behind. alcohol is also not proper nutrition, so he doesn't even have a chance of bulking that up until he trades the bottle for real food. he's got a flat, toned layer of muscle around his leg bones and that's about it.

he goes between graceful and absolutely not. he can skillfully summon the precise grace of a dancer and grit of a gymnast (he knows how to do both and incorporates it into his fighting style), but also staggers around when drunk (or pretending to be more hammered than he is), and Misfortune or simply misdirection can make him trip on his own feet, sending those legs straight into the air.

like most of his body, but maybe to a lesser degree, he's quite expressive with his legs, though this is in part because they're so darn long they don't sit right on most furniture. the dramatic poses (u kno the one), the strutting in the middle of a fight, the manspreading, the way he sits stupid in chairs or on couches. conversely, he'll curl them into himself when he's feeling insecure.

...any wonder why he feels like he can find places he fits in better outside four walls?

#* hey don't get mad cause i'm right = headcanon *#* gotta look inside / a little introspection = character development *#* hey i got a tip for ya = meme response *#it's called sacral sitting and it drives me insane #his posture is so BAD #he still does it on the log but the point is at least it's high enough for his thighs to be parallel with the ground #and knees at a 90deg angle

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flightofaqrow · 1 year

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[eyes] and [mouth]

physical features ** accepting @sunguns asked [eyes], [mouth], [hands], [groin] but i'm gonna make some separate. these are p related tho.

qrow's eyes are red. crimson. ember. vermillion. wine. carmine. poppy. red beryl. lightish-red. they do change a little bit depending on the light, but mostly whichever one at the time allows me some alliteration (red eyes roll is my favorite. see above.), or that fits with the theme of the post (poppy if i want some sort of death connotation, or wine to relate to him being drunk, for example.)

by default, i go with vermillion, but it does also change on his mood. if he's aroused or angry, with lots of bloodflow, they do get darker. if he's really wasted, they might dull.

they are thin, almond-shaped eyes, with very sharp corners and slightly less of a curve in the middle. just a hint of an asian-type flat lower line with a drop in the topline. shallow depth and average width. average length-lashes, but thick. i always picture his eyes being very korean-feature like. too pretty. white man could never.

somehow, they don't have bags very often. blame that on the babyface. they can get some tired lines and wrinkles though, and are definitely bloodshot and/or glazed over in inebriation more often than not for most of his adult life.

besides that, he's actually usually very alert. squinting and scanning the area, watching the skies for Salem or Raven, checking his surroundings for danger, taking in the sights. they will often pop open wide with realization and surprise, before he forces that back down to look tough again.

he does wear makeup on occasion. eyeliner, eyeshadow, concealer, mostly. it's not the norm, but especially just that touch of eyeliner might be put on regularly during his beacon days, or if someone helps him with it for special occasions or clubbing, he won't say no.

qrow's mouth is not thin, but on the thinner side. like, there's definitely enough lips to be kissable, but no plumpness. no plush. just some muscle. between the alcohol sapping his hydration when he's a drunk and still recovering even gone sober, they're usually dry at best and very chapped at worst. less kissable on that mark, but to be fair, he has enough skill with using them that you'll forget the roughness and it'll still feel good.

nothing remarkable about his tongue or teeth. certainly, the tribe didn't have access to dentists, but they also had a diet with less sugar and processed foods/drinks and more fibrous stuff, and still herbs like mint and such to chew on, so it evened out for the most part. any damage there is from the chronic alcohol exposure.

he's frowning for the most part. by default, when he's angry or suspicious or sad, so usually closed too. but certainly there are still times you you can catch him with a toothy grin, genuine smile, sneering, or slack-jawed with wonder.

both, especially together, are expressive, expressive, expressive!!

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