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messrmoonyy · 13 days
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-Sadie Adler as your gf hcs ( sfw/nsfw )
Sadie Adler x Fem!reader
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A/N- I am in fact posting these out of pure and utter spite because Sadie Adler can. And will. Kiss girls. Because this is what?! Fan fiction!And it brings me an insane amount of joy that the sheer idea alone of Sadie being queer angers people. Sadie Adler kisses girls pass it on!!!
These are mostlyyy epilogue and beyond based Sadie pls lemme be your lil housewife
Dedicated to @queer-sadie-adler for being the true voice of reason lately amidst the hell hole that has been the queer Sadie discussions. You’re awesome.
Masterlist - requests are open!
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• she’s incredibly protective of you. One wrong look your way and she’s ready to start shooting or swinging. Shes so a ‘ why don’t ya take a picture, it’ll last longer ‘ baby has some slight anger issues
• falls very much into the ‘ I hate everyone except you ‘ category. So stoney faced and ready to brawl with everyone, but soft gazes and tender touches with you.
• you hear her before you see her. She’ll ride back home to you after going after a bounty and proudly announce her return with a ‘ honey I’m home! ‘ as she rides up to your home.
• secretly adores the way you fuss over her before she goes out. She lost everything other than you in the space of like. A year. so it’s nice to be reminded how much you care about her. And that she has someone in the world to care about herself.
• she’s actually a pretty decent cook. And you can often expect her to try cook you something nice. Especially if she’s gotten onto your bad side some how, she knows a nice romantic meal will butter you up nice and quick
• I have this thought that she is just a nightmare to share a bed with. Girly tosses and turns and takes up too much damn space. But it just gives you the excuse to crawl up close to her and get comfy in the little space she leaves, falling asleep practically on top of her.
• and on the subject of sleeping. Has just the finest motherfuckin morning voice you’ve ever heard. Her raspy ‘ Mornin my darlin’ in your ear everyday makes you wanna melt into a puddle every damn time.
• loves sharing a bath with you. Especially if she’s been gone for a few days. She’ll make some excuse that it’s just to save on water. But in reality she just wants to relax and hold you close to her, feel your skin on hers to remind her she’s not just some angry bounty hunter. All tough and rough and fighting. She needs the gentle and the calm you provide her.
• hand holding. Forehead kisses. Sitting in her lap as you read on the porch. Just small, gentle acts of intimacy. The kind not discussed but well practiced between lovers.
• she can get in her head a little sometimes. She knows it’s not easy being in a relationship like that in 1907. And she knows that she doesn’t make it much easier on you with the works she does either.
• but she loves you wholeheartedly. And she knows that you love her just as equally. And as much as she feels she doesn’t deserve you, she’ll keep loving you until you don’t want her anymore which would never happen of course
•NSFW•
• she needs to be the one in control all of the time. This isn’t to say she doesn’t like receiving, or like having you on top of her. She just likes to be the one with her hands on the reins yk.
• in fact. She quite enjoys you on top of her or In her lap. But even so, know that she’s the one pulling the strings and she’s two steps ahead of you at all times
• she’s gentle and soft with you, but determined. Whether that’s knowing exactly where to touch you and abusing that same spot over and over again until you’re a shaking mess. Or telling you where and how to touch her.
• I said this in my last hcs but fingers in the mouthhhhh. Idc what anyone says. I see it so vividly. She loves it. Loves watching you suck her fingers to get them wet. Or clean them off.
• eats pussy like a god. Will have you seeing stars and thanking whatever Lord may exist for putting that woman right between your thighs. Sloppy and thorough and has you coming with her name on your tongue.
• thigh riding!!!!
• girly loves to manspread. Will sit there and pat her leg for you to perch on, but manoeuvre you to straddle her leg instead. And she loves how it makes you blush ‘ you’re a regular ol’ cowgirl now ain’t ya honey? ‘ as she leans back in her seat to watch you I’m literally going insane
• morning sex!! Waking up spooning with her, teasing her by wiggling your hips against her until she slips a hand over your hips and between your legs
• ‘ this what y’ wanted? Been dreamin of me honey? ‘
• will absolutely get up afterwards as casual as ever and ask what’s for breakfast. As if she hadn’t just had her fingers buried in your cunt.
• her aftercare is just so gentle. Especially if she’s been gone a while and has you coming for hours on end. She’ll praise you and hold you and help clean you up. Maybe drag you into the tub with her and sit behind you to wash your hair.
• and she enjoys the intimacy of dressing you so much more than undressing. Getting you comfy and cosy in clean night clothes before snuggling up with you in bed, letting you rest your head on her chest and tangling up your legs together.
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yeetlegay · 2 years
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Porsche drives me tits in the air insane y’all. Here is a man who’s a muscle matrix and a fighting machine, but he has the waist of a Victorian twink. Here is a man who wants to eat the rich except for one specific man who Porsche wants to eat him instead. Here is a man who has thighs that could suffocate someone but all he wants to do is spread ‘em. Here is a man who acts like if he obeys one (1) command he’ll die, but still wants Kinn to tell him if he’s allowed to come go out with his friends. Here is a man who acts confident and casual and fun, but all he wants is to be called pretty and pressed against walls and told what to do. Here is a man who hates killing but mows down a dozen strangers with his bf’s lucky gun just so he can get back to his regularly scheduled programming of good dick and cuddles. Here is a man who throws out affection and smiles like it’s nothing, all the while begging for someone to give them back and mean it. Here is a man who’s only ever had casual sex despite the fact that every cell in his body is craving the kind of love that would ruin him for anyone else.
Porsche is baby, feral, gym rat, pretty princess, hero, murder boi, party animal, mom friend, cuddle whore, touch-starved, repression extravaganza, moral pretzel, muse, queen, and Marxist dreamboat, all for the price of one.
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mrsjellymunson · 6 months
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Having early morning thots about dom!Eddie and his thighs…
You’re absolutely not thinking about dom!Eddie and how he’s so easily got you into subspace just by stroking your hair, using those words he knows work so well and leaving gentle, wet, open mouthed kisses over the back of your neck.
You’re definitely not thinking about how he’s left you sitting on the chair whilst he walks away, standing, naked, sideways on to you, feet slightly apart, looking out of the window, only a few feet away.
You’re definitely not imagining dropping out of that chair onto your knees, crawling toward him, kneeling at his side as you shakily and tentatively run your hands up his shin and calf.
Not about how he languidly lights a cigarette, still looking out of the window, taking slow drags.
Definitely not thinking about how your breath is soft but uneven as you scootch in closer, running one hand over his knee and the other up the back of his thigh, the desire to be close to him morphing into absolute need.
You’re absolutely not imagining your chest brushing the side of his leg, your hands coming up to hold around his strong, solid, hairy thigh, your lips connecting with it in soft kisses, brushing the fur and flesh.
Not how your tongue laps out to taste his skin, moving over the strong muscle, your spit collecting on epidermis and fuzz.
Definitely not envisioning how his throbbing cock, standing to attention and resplendent against his taut abdomen, just above your eye level, is leaking the most delicate, shining drop of precum, and looks the most delicious you’ve ever seen it.
You’re definitely not imagining how you lift your hips and shift position so your knees straddle either side of his foot, and your core rests against the junction of his foot and ankle.
Definitely don’t visualise how your wet kisses to the front of his thigh turn into your tongue laving his muscles and your teeth nipping as you fill your mouth with as much of the taut flesh as you can.
Don’t think about how your hips start to gently rock, giving you a slight but delightful amount of friction where you need it most.
(Or how you think you hear his breath hitch, but you’re so deep you can’t be sure.)
Or how he finally (finally) looks down at you, just briefly, telling you you look so beautiful like this, before his gaze returns to the window.
And you’re definitely, definitely not thinking about how you feel when he states yes, you can touch him now…
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rickybaby · 5 months
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GOING INSANNNEEEEE
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gravehags · 1 day
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there was literally NO reason for this…whore
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smoshpostiing · 2 months
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help im thinking about this pic again hes so.
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wherenymphsroam · 1 month
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sorry for the lack of content guys my brain collapses in on itself when I sit down and think about DI leon hitting it from behind with his arm around a throat
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russilton · 8 months
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So you see, I am eating him with a fork
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martyrbat · 9 months
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batman: europa #1
[ID: Batman shown from a slightly low angle as he leaps off a building. He has his cape billowing above him as he clenches the sides, his arms crossed to block his lower face and chest. His cowl lenses are squinted as he stares at the viewer. He has one of his knees drawn up as the other is angled more to the side, revealing more of his meaty thigh and crotch. His shorts are green tinted as his booted feet are joined together and toes are pointed to the ground. END ID]
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dykefaggotry · 4 months
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whenever I finally watch saltburn it's over for me I fear
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dirtyoldmanhole · 4 months
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having extremely normal 'i need to eat that old man' thoughts tonight
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placesyoucallhome · 11 months
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Stay for coffee?
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smokeypup · 6 months
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thigh riding + neck kisses fucking amazing combo
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confusedfeelsfangirl · 8 months
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I should have known I’d get hooked on Magnus Archives as soon as my friend described it to me but it was definitely cemented by the fact that MAG 19 started by « We will get to the reported cannibalism soon but let’s start from the beginning… » and my immediate response was « Cannibalism you say ??? 😏😏😏 »… stupid soft horror, eroticism of the supernatural, Hannibal infused brain…
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compressednerve · 1 month
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Handsome Jack's Skinny Jeans •_•
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