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[floridaboiler]

50 years from today someone will tear out this kitchen. And this cabinet which fills out and empty space will get the whole neighborhood on their feet. I wish I could travel in time to see the face expression of that poor guy that will pull the countertop off of that cabinet.

#hide and seek champion #1000 notes #5000 notes #10000 notes #15000 notes #20000 notes #25000 notes #30000 notes #35000 notes

[seancefemme]

Thank you sooo much for all the love and support this year 💕

#30000 notes is still so insane 🫶 #sorry this is like all the art I did It was like thee most insane year of my life #new years resolution is to make weirder art god bless #didn’t even realize I had a tan/teal/blue thing going on this year until I saw all the works together lol

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

On the main blog I post from, I have quite a few vaguely worded like universal posts on media and character complexity and the like that got really popular, and I constantly daydream about the day I’ll be brave enough to self reblog every one of them with “they don’t know this is about Dennis Reynolds.jpeg”

#one is at 30000 notes and I think on it’s two year anniversary next year if it breaks at least 40 I’ll do it #because it’s always been about Dennis Reynolds.jpeg

[concertoforagashedthroat]

I posted 7,318 times in 2022

1,503 posts created (21%)

5,815 posts reblogged (79%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@cithaerons

@gorevidalscaligula

@marinxttes

@primaveravenus

@devilsskettle

I tagged 2,737 of my posts in 2022

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#fhrjsnfjajcheoanfiwkxhfowkcnraicnrianfiwjcjrisnfiroajfiejxitoajcriaifjrosjviriwcjtusjvjrisjgiwivutisjcjrjsjgiekskgowsocotjqjspgowhcirowjxutk

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

do interact if you try to subtly add historical fashion into your wardrobe, if you use halloween as an excuse to wear fake blood, if you had a choker necklace when you were a child, if you want to cry a little every time you see a dog, if you think you couldve handled running manderley, if buying a little treat at the grocery store is sometimes the only thing that gets you through the day, if you cant do anything else while listening to classical music bc you have to pay attention, if you shorten “because” to bc, if dustfinger from inkheart is a dad youd like to fuck, or if you were an unsettling child

38 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

#4

abortion on demand would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

39 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#3

See the full post

69 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#2

81 notes - Posted November 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

like yeah we all got so fatigued by people saying how relatable fleabag is when it came out but. damn fleabag is so relatable

93 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#omg im so selfless i dont reblog from myself the most #(it's bc i mostly post disjointed thoughts that don't link to each other) #not a single post over 100 notes gg #the funny things is that u can edit this to fake the results #i didnt but itd be funny to just put like 30000 notes on my comparative

[ubashaaa-archived]

30,000 FUCKING NOTES ? HEY?

ITS OK. MUROLO SWEEP FOREVER

#asks #listen this is murolos time to shine . ok. HIS post now #THIS IS VERY FUNNY TO ME SORRY. #almost 30000 note murolo post

[garkium]

part of the reason i never make text posts on tumblr is that there's a chance, just a 1/1,000,000 chance that someone will reblog it, and then someone else will reblog it, etc. etc. and then Oh No suddenly you have a post with thousands of notes and people looking at your blog and scrutinizing you. frankly i don't think i'm funny or clever enough to make such posts, but you just never know

#garkspeak #sometimes i have thoughts i want to post to tumblr and then i remember #esp with the whole 'im reblogging this at 1000 notes i hope it gets 30000' that trend Scares me lol #why would you inflict the tumblr populace on a person like that #anyways time to post pics of my snakes which i am comfortable knowing will Not Get Notes. i mean this genuinely

[orrsoared]

have a post on my og blog from 2017(?) that blows tf every time a new season of stranger things comes out - feel like a star 💀

#it has over 30000 notes #my friends from hs see it on Instagram sometimes too #idk man it’s so weird

[madphantom]

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

#personal post #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #martin scorsese

[tcypionate]

no fucjing way its december

#i knew but i also didnt know #i kept seeing posts from like nov 2 and being surprised it has like 30000 notes already thinking its been like a few days #:| #also realizing ive left people on read for a month

[bisexual-joseph-joestar]

hey quick question! why does the universe hate me???????? like what have i even done tho???

#caterpillar in my hand and i screamed 😭 WHY CATERPILLAR??? LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WOULD HAVE BEEN LESS BAD #yeah cat bug post over 30000 notes or whatever and caterpillar cat bug whatever NO #NO CATERPILLARS I AM LITERALLY SO SCARED I WILL DIE

[caramelmochacrow]

girl help my fic is 7,942 words and im just SETTING THINGS UP. I HAVE NOT DONE THE ACTUAL FIC YET. WHAT.

O.O;

#crow talks #sure u can get a little sneak peak of it too ig #the other thousand words is just a bunch of notes and stuff i might cut dw #chewing on this idea so hard i might write 30000+ or something words idk #this fic im working on might be my biggest project in d4dj ever #idk #i might work on my other fic ideas while working on this one lol #yes it's a bit late in my time can u tell? #gonna sleep after posting this bye bye!!!!

[rawrlight]

death note but if they were all students pt.1:

-light would be that stereotypical straight-A jock with a shit ton of friends (canon) and probably attended a lot of interest clubs and stuff, which would explain his large social circle. he used to be that One Kid who'd remind the teacher about hw until he realised that wasn't the Norm. probably studied ahead three grades or something. he was super popular but never really had any close friends.

-l would be that intelligent loner on the fringes of the class. he'd start debates with the teacher in the middle of class, refuse to do any homework, but still score full on everything. he would drive the teachers crazy. would probably eat in class, obnoxiously loud, next to the most-welcomed person (i.e., light).

-misa would be that popular girl who was able to mix around with everyone and probably had a backpack full of idol badges and pins and a vintage water bottle that was scratched and rusty. broke the school dress code like 30000 times. barely studies but teachers love her and she scores straight b's.

#death note #death note headcanons #death note brainrot #death note incorrect quotes #death note hc #light yagami #l lawliet #misa amane

[blazinghotfoggynights]

I am so confused right now.

Writing a shortish fic showcasing petty, jealous Eddie Diaz - Words fly from my mind, through my fingertips, and across the keys at the speed of light. Completed and proofread in an hour or so.

Writing a shortish fic showcasing petty, jealous Evan Buckley - *crickets*

What is going on? Why is this happening?

I think it could be that, in seven seasons, we have close to zero reference for a snarky, possessive Buck. Insecure? Yes. Spiraling. Yes. But openly jealous, outspoken, and petty? Not so much. The closest we came to that was Eddie's first day and Buck was being a jerk to Eddie, not about him.

Writing petty Eddie? Easy peasy. He of the quick snippy comeback, judgmental eyebrows, and incredibly animated faces? So much to work with.

Buck? Nada.

On a hopeful note, I have over 3000 words in an outline for a jealous Buck/Eddie/Tommy story. But it is very detailed and goes far beyond just jealousy.

I see it being long. Based on the outline, I would estimate the completed story will run between 30000-60000 words. It could possibly exceed that. It covers a substantial period of time and takes many twists and turns. It runs the gamut of emotions from sadness to angst to happiness to... You get the idea.

The creative process is unpredictable. It can build you up and tear you down all in the same project.

#9 1 1 buddie #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #buddie 911 #eddie diaz x evan buckley #evan buckley x eddie diaz #evan buckley #eddie diaz

[transsexual-homunculus]

the worst part about popular posts is everybody makes the same joke or whatever thinking they're the first person clever enough to come up with it in the entire 30000 whatever notes

[meowzfordayz]

THIRST TIME WITH V

(Note: Didn't realize you took Thirst submissions because I am a chronic MOBLE user and have yet to see all of your info pages. Forgive me if this is not what you meant by "Thirst". I'm just going off my current knowledge of tumblr lingo. Feel free to delete.) 

18+ Content

Let's start with Kanroji cuz she has been on my mind a lot lately.

Some random relationship HCs before I get into my feelings

You can not tell me this precious girl isn't going to worship your every breath. And she deserves the same appreciation.

Total "Love you like i'm going to lose you" vibes.

IF you have a praise kink in any capacity then she is a good match. Tell her how adorable she is everyday and she will instantly turn red and tell you that you are cuter. 

Is afraid she will smother you to death if you ask her to sit on your face. (Thicc thighs end lives, and I'm looking to die)

Many sweet good night pecks on the cheek, nose, and eyelids. *noises of smooching, noises of smooching, these are the noises of smooching*

One of those girlfirends that cares more about snacks than sex. (And I'm here for it)

Clearly has bottom energy, but prefers to be the big spoon.

Bath house & HotSprings dates or couples massage dates!

Gets really insecure if you don't ever hold her hand when walking.Those kinds of casual intimacies are very important to her. Though she will understand if you don't like participating while in public.

k so... I am so in love with her. Like SIMP levels. In a sensual platonic way mostly. She is so fucking sweet and enchanting. I'm not much of a romantic but I would do my best to make sure her romantic side is cared for in every way if she were mine. I want her to be my best friend and partner in crime too. Like, just let me braid her hair and tell her how beautiful her heart is while we watch stupid rom coms. I don't even like rom coms, but I know she will. And if she is in the mood to let me pick (which lets be honest she is the type of person that will offer the other person picks because she doesn't want to risk picking something they don't like) we can watch a cute slice of life anime and cuddle on the couch. I just want to talk about life, other partners, and Hashira drama with her. I want to bake with her and learn new recipies. I want to be a sweeter person in general when I think about her. And There is no hesitation in my will to buy her all the sakura mochi and dumplings she can eat either. I would rack up $30000 in credit card debt to please her.

She makes my heart expand in new ways every time I see her. And I no longer know how to handle those feelings. 

Here is a quick KNY lofi edit to listen to while reading. <3

https://youtu.be/7EutdfvNkTo 

Misturi Inspired playlist l really like <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-juOCFa_3oc 

ps: I just discovered the Rescue Ink biker gang and I have new goals in life now.

... months later (I read this when you first sent it 😁, but evidently took my sweet time actually answering it 💀) !! 🥳

I giggled so hard reading (and rereading) your random relationship headcanons. 🥺🥰 "these are the noises of smooching" 😂 and SNACKS 😋. In my snacks hcs, Mitsuri actually has a special lunchbox for you (that she keeps stocked w/ SNACKS). 😌 The overall softness I feel for this woman is softer than a squishy kitty, and lemme tell you how much I ADORE cats. 😻💖

The one and only one shot I've written for Mitsuri was essentially an ode (albeit, not a poem) to how generously and tenderly she deserves to be loved: hopeless romantic. 🫶🏽 HELL RAIN FIRE ON ANYONE UNWILLING TO HOLD HER BEAUTIFUL HAND. 😤 Ofc, if public discomfort is the issue, then compromises can be made, BUT OTHERWISE !! 😒😎

As for her thicc thighs ending lives... 🫠

18+NSFW below

"Are you sure?" Mitsuri hesitates, fingertips warm as they trace the curves of your collarbones.

"I'm sure," you huff, grip firm on her waist, licking your bottom lip, "Absolutely sure."

"But..." frowning now, "I'm-"

"You're what?" you interrupt, not unkindly, "Depriving me of your beautiful pussy?"

Her thighs clench at your forwardness, ass plush as she grinds lightly on your stomach, perched pretty and pouting atop your body.

Your tone softens, hands kneading slowly up her sides, carefully pulling her down till her tits press full and snug against your chest, her breaths melting sweetly into the crook of your neck, "Honey, you're not too heavy, nor are you going to hurt me."

"I get very invested," she admits, cheeks pink, nipples hardening as your embrace tightens.

"Good," you murmur, "I want you to be very invested," smirking, "I want you shaking and messy and noisy when you sit on my face," playfully smacking her ass, groan in your throat at its satisfying jiggle, her shy yelp following soon thereafter, "Can't wait to feel your gorgeous thighs suffocating me as I worship your beautiful pussy."

With a low whimper, Mitsuri allows you to coax her into position, giggling at how muffled you sound while guiding her, apologizing profusely when she accidentally knees your ear, squeaking loudly as you immediately swipe your tongue flat and languid across her folds.

Oh when you grab her ass, encouraging her to set her own rhythm.

Ah when you finally flick her clit, folds slick with spit, thighs quivering at the unexpected jolt of pleasure.

Shit when you keep your tongue out wet and steady, desire fuelling her movements as she begins chasing her orgasm, ignoring the dull ache in your jaw.

Fuck when you reach for her bouncing tits, nipples pinched, twisted, and tugged, eyes closed as pressure builds, thighs burning, desperate and frantic to Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

"Look at me, babygirl," almost inaudible as she moans eagerly, orgasm washing over her when she takes in the gleam of your stare, the heat of your tongue, nose glistening from her fervor.

—

"Told you I get invested," she whispers roughly.

"Mhmf."

Oops as she rolls off of you, laughter bubbling as you inhale deeply, arm already wrapping around her.

"Where're you going?" you demand fondly.

"Huh?" she smiles easily — entirely unaware.

"I'm not done with you."

Oh?

"I haven't even made you whimper my name yet."

#mitsuri kanroji #kanroji mitsuri #mitsuri x reader #kanroji x reader #love hashira #thirst #demon slayer smut #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer

[daylightcommand3]

War Bots Story: Investigation

*Note: The following incidents have been taken from numerous Havens, cities, and towns. As such, the timeline and order indicated by the numbering may be inaccurate.

**Note: To protect individual’s identities, some information has been either censored or replaced (varying by each Haven’s policies).

Incident #23: Commanders Calber of Haven 1 and Navea of Haven # needed a resupply of mortar shells for an attack on an Outlander Outpost. The two officers managed to get in contact with a weapons dealer who went by "Shiny Sam". They exchanged 30000 credits for a large box of mortar shells. Upon opening the box, they discovered that the mortar shells were just soup cans painted black. Shiny Sam had already fled the scene.

Incident #324: Three construction bots paid for 40 tons of bricks by supplier “Rick Scoll’s Materials.” They received a 40 ton brick instead. Having no tools to properly separate the block of stone, they attempted to contact RSM. No answer. The authorities were called shorty after. Upon investigating how they came into contact with RSM, the three bots began to argue and bicker over who was responsible for the whole ordeal.

Incident #682: Famous pop star “Harmony” was planning to host her Millennium Forward performance in Haven 3. However, in the weeks leading up to the event, nearly 79% of her tickets were scalped by internet username “cr3d1tc4rd”. Furthermore, most tickets bought from the scalper were revealed to be counterfeits. Resulting in Harmony played to a nearly empty stadium.

Incident #799: Velenna ________ and Aphrodite ________ were caught with stolen lab equipment in Haven 4. When interrogated, Velenna insulted and swore at investigators. Aphrodite claimed that they bought them from a vendor in Haven 5. She described the vendor as having white plating, a trapezoid-shaped head, a black suit, black wires in the shape of a mullet, and glasses with one lens orange and the other green. Eyewitnesses from Haven 5’s marketplace corroborated their story, claiming that the same man sold posters of "invisible" tigers.

Incident #2354: Agent 770 _____ ______ ___ _________ ______ ___ __ ______________ ______ ____________ weapons dealer _________ _____ ________ "Ferrard Ferrardeli" ________ _____ false info _______ _ ___ _____ casino ________ cruise ship ________ oil rig ___ ________ ___________ oil rig and casino combination ______________ ___ ___ ___ _____ __ _ ______ explosion ____ ______ ____________ __ soup cans painted black.

Incident #516: An incident involving the vigilante Otto resulted in the arrest of "The Tendril Gang"'s key leaders. When interviewed by the local news later, Otto commented that the leaders seemed to be buying some sort of high-level security from a "nice-looking yet shady bot" named "Slip Jib". Otto said that the bot wore a nice colorful suit and had brown wires on his head that mimicked a receding hairline. The bot slipped away during the fight, leaving behind the security pass they were trying to sell to the gang leaders. Upon some examination over Otto's donation, it was revealed that the pass was nothing more than painted plastic.

Incident #873: Two individuals were spotted robbing Rust-Easy graveyard. Eyewitnesses provided the details for the following sketches of the two suspects.

Incident #3983: Popular Rewind content creator Poppett was a regular promoter of “Vohsak Energy Drinks”. Studies conducted on the fuel source revealed a link to increased likelihood of corrosion and molding by those who utilized it. In what is her most disliked video in her channel’s history, Poppett issued an apology to her fan base.

***Note: This ring of scams and false products seem eerily similar. If anyone has any information on possible connections, they are encouraged to come forward. A prize of 40000 credits can be expected for anyone who helps reveal the truth behind these crimes.

Incident #995: We are no longer offering the reward money. No elaboration will be provided.

****K's Note: Suckers.

#war bots #not tagging this properly so people can have that clicking moment