#2ha quote

[nacrelysis]

taxian-jun is so wild...he's a cursed tyrant. he's a retired guy competing with a dog for his husband's attention. he's a mass murderer (reformed). he calls his garden his harem. he's egotistical and overconfident. he decides to become the valley's best farmer because he lost one (1) livestock show that he entered randomly. he's the vengeful immortal emperor of a past life. he resorts to purposefully disorganizing mo-zongshi's qiankun bag so he can't find anything on his days. he mastered the forbidden techniques in secret to deploy an empire. he's diligently studying the postpartum care of sows. a girl lied about him getting her pregnant so he offered to take responsibility by kicking her in the stomach. he is a househusband.

#taxian jun #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #2ha #erha #chu wanning #楚晚宁 #mo ran #默燃 #i really truly can't with this man #hes. hes truly the most pathetic of them all #local dictator retires to become a sow farmer 💀 #chu wanning get better taste in men challenge (j) #pretty sure he also told hua binan he had a case of small dick but don't quote me

[t-taxiansgf]

Over so many years, Chu Wanning was already used to being alone. With his entire shoulder pierced by those fingers, his blood vessels were torn, and the damage ran deep in his bones. No matter how resilient he was, or how much he sealed those blood vessels, he would still be in so much pain....

But so what if he's in pain....

He is the almighty Yuheng of the Night Sky, the Beidou Immortal

They respect him, and they fear him

But no one dared to be by his side, no one would care about him

But it's alright, over all these years, he has thrived alone anyway. It's alright, he is capable of taking care of himself.

#2ha #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #2ha spoilers #chu wanning #mo ran #ranwan #meatbun #taxian jun #erha quotes #erha spoilers #erha fanart #2ha quotes #haoyixing #hao yi xing #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #hyx

[yumemiruuuu]

“Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun….

Respect…

Respect Shi…

Fuck Shizun.

Worship him during sex.”

- Mo Ran

#this is what happened right?? #missing 2ha so much i want 2ha volume 5 right now #I’ve been looking for the ranwan 20cm plushies but they’re all sold out QAQ #pls gib #20 cm… flaccid p #mo ran #the dumb husky #the husky and his white cat shizun #2ha incorrect quotes #2ha #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和的白貓師尊

[tama0iishii]

SQQ and LBH doodles :3

SQQ: Get me out of here lol :D

LBH: Huh what was the Shizun???

SQQ: NOTHING :DDDD

#2ha #svsss #mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx mdzs #mxtx memes #mxtx novels #mxtx svsss #mxtx tgcf #scumbag self saving system #scumbag system #luo binghe #svsss shen yuan #shen qingqiu

[fanfictionroxs]

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1999: Pronounce this

Xue Meng: Nineteen ninety nine!

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1888: Pronounce this

Shi Mei: Eighteen eighty eight!

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1111: Pronounce this

Mo Ran short circuiting seeing his baobei with a ruler: Eleventy leventy leven

#ranwan #chu wanning #mo ran #xue meng #shi mei #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha #2ha #incorrect quotes #memes #danmei

[shenjiuislife]

mo ran: shizun, truth or dare?

chu wanning: truth

mo ran: i dare you to kiss me

chu wanning: *kisses mo ran*

xue meng and shi mei, watching from the other side of the room: ???

#danmei #incorrect quotes #2ha #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #meatbun doesn't eat meat #chu wanning #mo ran #xue meng #shi mei #shi mingjing #ranwan

[anne-bsd-bibliophile]

- The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

#2ha #erha #the husky and his white cat shizun #meatbun doesn't eat meat #quote #chu wanning

[incorrect-web-novels]

Mo Ran: Hey, Mengmeng. Don't die.

Mo Ran: I need you around to make me look good.

#source: leverage redemption #mo ran #xue meng #2ha #the husky and his white cat shizun #incorrect quotes #incorrect 2ha quotes #my quotes #queue

[lunaticmeap]

Mo Ran: I love you.

Chu Wanning:… it’ll pass.

#in my head this is very funny #incorrect 2ha quotes #2ha #erha #ranwan #okay but confession: i actually havent seen fleabag even tho ik it’s amazing #dont come at me i’ll get to it at some point #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #chu wanning #mo ran

[madridismodelcorazon4ever]

"He had love for Chu Wanning. That kind of love had nothing to do with the relationship between master and disciple. It had nothing to do with kindness. He just purely admired him, longed for him, wanted him. He... He finally realized in hindsight that he loved Chu Wanning. It was love."

Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou, The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

#2ha #erha #meatbun #ranwan #chu wanning #mo ran #On a side note: I truly cannot believe there are people who say Mo Ran would fall in love with anyone willing to show him some kindness #not when THIS QUOTE right here exists

[booksandboba]

"A brief misunderstanding was like a smudge of dirt on a healing wound. As long as it was discovered in time, washed off, and the salve reapplied, everything would be fine. But if the misunderstanding was allowed to persist for ten, twenty years; if the person trapped in that web poured in endless hatred, worries, repression, and even his life--these emotions would scab over and grow into new skin, would become part of one's body.

And then, to suddenly be told, 'That's not how it is, you've got it all wrong.' What then? The dirt had lodged under the skin with the passing of time, already been subsumed into the blood. To remove that bygone hatred, the healed flesh would have to be ripped open again.

A misunderstanding of one year is just a misunderstanding. A misunderstanding of ten years is an injustice. A misunderstanding of a lifetime, from life unto death, is fate.

Their fate was blighted."

The Husky & His White Cat Shizun, Volume 3

#the husky and his white cat shizun #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #2ha #books #bookblr #amreading #book quotes #danmei #sad quotes #misunderstanding #chu wanning #mo ran

[t-taxiansgf]

             ୭ৎ       —     Mo Ran said, "Wanning, I love you. I love you. From sunrise to sunset. Every day. For the rest of my life. Forever."           𖹭

#2ha #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha #meatbun #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #chu wanning #mo ran #taxian jun #ranwan #2ha quotes #erha quotes #二哈和他的白猫师尊

[foralleternityidiot]

Prose that makes my brain buzz and crackle:

“One was a torrential stream with nowhere to go, and the other a pond that was all but dried up. They were clearly a perfect match-if only one were to go into the other, the former would no longer churn restlessly with no outlet, and the latter could be filled and watered, parched cracks soon mended. But neither of them would do it, each hiding from the other.” (erha ch. 136 p. 182)

#danmei #cnovels #book quotes #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #2ha #erha #the husky and his white cat shizun #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #ranwan #mo ran x chu wanning

[yumemiruuuu]

Chu Wanning: You are driving a car and all of a sudden, there is an elderly woman and a young child crossing the road. What do you hit?

Mo Ran: (in deep thought)

Mo Ran: The elderly, because she already had her fill of life but the young child has barely experienced life yet so it would be a shame if he got killed.

Chu Wanning: …

Mo Ran: Or you can hit them both if you want to be a little silly

Chu Wanning: The BRAKES, Mo Weiyu. YOU HIT THE BRAKES.

#i was reading meatbun’s author’s notes outloud to my friend last night and like… Mo Ran is a racecar driver in a modern au #one of the mini theaters was like ‘‘0.5 MR: Late because he was busy killing an old lady who was walking too slow’’ #i can’t with this series I stg 😭 like every time I think about it I feel like I’m in a fever dream #meatbun can we talk #mxtx too can we talk… esp about the Yi City arc #I promise I won’t bite #i finally understand the jjk fandom with their lovehate relationship for gege akutami #mo ran #mo weiyu #the dumb husky #chu wanning #the husky and his white cat shizun #2ha incorect quotes #2ha #erha incorrect quotes #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和的白貓師尊

[glosschi]

He was nothing but a wandering stray. A stray who was forever searching for a place where he could curl up, a place to call ‘home.’

The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

#book quote #the husky and his white cat shizun #The Husky and His White Cat Shizun Volume 2 #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #meatbun doesn't eat meat #rou bao bu chi rou #2ha #2ha novel

[fullmetalneverland]

"You can’t even save yourself, how can you save others?"

“If you don’t know how to save others, how will you save yourself?”

-Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou, Dumb Husky and his White Cat Shizun

#quote #book #book quotes #erha #2ha #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #rou bao bu chi rou #meatbun doesn't eat meat #chu wanning #mo ran #ranwan