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daily-smol-beans · 5 days
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134- 3rd life day
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r3nrit · 1 year
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I made Joel designs for each season of the life series back in December for a project that I was going to do but I never had time to actually see it through and I now got to wait till limited life is over to actually start planning it again whoops !!! Thought I’d show the designs for the first 3 anyways mainly because maybe if I post them I’ll actually see the project through eventually PFFF IDK IDK WE WILL SEE ANYWAYS 3RD LIFE JOEL OKE BYEEEE
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soggywert · 7 months
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Him and his puppers
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bigb-enthusiast · 1 year
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Hey trafficlife loner enjoyers
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knittedslug · 4 months
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low quality joel
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a-sky-of-diamonds · 2 years
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Coincidence?
…probably. 
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piglinmyfeet · 4 months
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I miss the ghost enderman of third life :(
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handnking · 1 year
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3rd life anniversary art trade with aria !!!
they asked for this silly desert duo quote and i just wanted joel . YIPPEEE
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neoflames · 9 months
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3rd Life Joel ref sheet :D just watched his entire POV and I am feeling emotions
He truly is the silliest of guys <3 (I’m aware o throw that phrase around a lot)
Click for better quality :) (probably, idk)
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f4rlands · 2 years
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Obviously we all know Wolfsbane is one of the most known flowers for being poisonous. It used to be used specifically to poison wolves as well, among other things. Did you know that it can mean "beware, a deadly foe is near". Anyways i think this flower is perfect for 3rd Life Joel
SAM YOUR BRAIN HDJFHSJFBFK YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SPEND HOURS RESEARCHING FLOWERS
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spoonmoment119 · 5 months
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i love the life series i wish gay people were real....
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daily-smol-beans · 1 year
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Could i request Joel being bombarded by cuddly wolves? Like- buried under floof :]
he needed that thanks skrimlble
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glisteningreverie · 6 months
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The MCYT community boggles my mind. Particularly the Hermitcraft/Trafficblr sections. People latch onto ideas and suddenly pretty much everyone in the community is all over specific interpretations. Grian's been a rebellious Watcher since Evo SMP. He's a pesky bird. Jimmy's canary curse has led to him developing feathers. Lots of depictions of Joel give him antenna as a remnant of his Shrek skin. Martyn's first two episodes of Secret Life went so horribly wrong that he's a cat now.
I love it.
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bigb-enthusiast · 2 years
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Yippee
WRITING!!!
Ghost enderman am im right?
Pt.1 out of most likely 2
Joel didn’t like this. No. He hated this. It has been weeks yes WEEKS and he STILL CAN’T FIND THAT ENDERMAN, at this point he thinks he’s haunted by a ghost enderman. How stupid is that!? A ghost enderman! Thats nonsense.
He tried to explain to Scar, Ren, Martyn, Tango, Etho, even Scott and Jimmy that he didn’t have those bad audio recordings Martyn had of the creeper hisses but they didn’t believe him. Besides maybe Tango and Etho who said it was possible err well Tango did. Etho silently nodded with a small laugh
“Grian please I PROMISE you it’s a GHOST ENDERMAN!” Joel pleaded for Grian to believe him as Grian just gave him a look of pity like he was a pathetic child.
“Maybe now you have actually lost your mind up here, all alone with the wolves!” Grian said with a small chuckle
“No I KNOW it’s a ghost enderman! And I haven’t lost my mind. Im perfectly sane!” Joel huffed as he crossed his arms. Maybe he was losing his mind. Maybe Grian was right but when is Grian ever right?!? He can’t recall one moment when he was, He can’t be trusted either.
“Well I got to go, maybe you’ll find your little enderman friend somewhere if you aren’t going insane or supposedly don’t have one of those dumb recordings” Grian said with a grin across his face. Joel hated that. “Bye Joel!” Grian waved and ran off to go and find the tall, grey, red named man he had to protect.
Joel sighed and went inside his house and sat with Geraldine, petting her grey and white fur. “You think I’m going insane, Geraldine? I mean I don’t think I am and I’m always right but I guess I’m making sure.” Geraldine just nuzzled against Joel’s hand and let out of a huff, Joel realized he was, in fact, talking to a wolf.
“Oh- uh- gosh oh gosh I think I am going craz-“ the short man sputtered but was cut off by the creepily close sound of an enderman.
“Great. You’re back. Why don’t you just leave me be-….” Joel looked towards where the sound of the sound came from and froze in fear.
A figure, one not of an enderman. Of a player. Was standing against the broken window. A PLAYER was standing against the broken window. Joel’s throat closed up completely, he was choked up. This wasn’t a old player it was a new player a new person but they didn’t seem….human. He was terrified.
“Who are you..no. What are you?” Joel slowly got up frantically looking around to try and spot his communicator.
The figure didn’t move just stared at joel with lifeless light purple eyes.
Joel spotted his communicator and quickly scrambled to get it, he grabbed it and took Geraldine upstairs with him as he panically typed on the communicator.
<Smallishbeans> : GUYS HUYS SHIDUS HUYS UTS PLWASE COME HEDE THIRSNA NEW PLAHER PLEASE
<Smallishbeans>: GUYS HUYS PELADE OLEASE COME WHICK TO JU BASE
<InTheLittleWood>: ?????
<Rendog>: dude chill out theres no mew players its probably just a zombie or something
<Bdouble0100>: me and cleo dont see anything even close to a player near your base only a enderman
<Grian>: i never added a new player joel
Joel hated this. He hated this so much. No one believed him, he was hiding upstairs with Geraldine, reading chat as they just pushed off what he was saying. He thought maybe the figure went away sense Bdubs and Cleo didn’t see anything, until he heard small creaks and light footsteps.
Shit.
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rainyinautumn · 1 year
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Did someone say COMPLETE DATA ANALYSIS OF ALL THE DEATHS IN THE LIFE SERIES? No? Well. I did it. Here are some neat graphs for you guys to look at so that you don’t have to deal with the gigantic spreadsheet I did!
Let’s start off with the big bad question: what gets people killed in this game, anyway?
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Note that a CAUSE OF DEATH is not the same as a KILL. Cause of death is what pops up in the chat when someone dies (ex. PearlescentMoon was slain by Smallishbeans, BdoubleO100 fell from a high place). The cause of death does not always account for player responsibility (ex. TNT traps). Generally, a player is only considered to be someone’s cause of death if the death occurs through direct PvP combat. HOWEVER, responsibility for an indirect kill such as a trap still goes toward a player’s total kill count—for example, Joel has 14 kills overall, 10 of which are direct enough for him to be considered the actual cause of death. After all, axes don’t kill people without being swung by someone.
A few other whacky things about kill counts:
Self-inflicted deaths do not count toward a player’s kill count (ex. Grian doesn’t get a kill for jumping off Monopoly Mountain at the end of 3rd Life, Scott doesn’t get a kill for blowing himself up at the end of Double Life).
When it comes to Double Life, soulmates are considered to share their three lives. No distinction is made between Soulmate A's life and Soulmate B's life, and each death only counts as one kill (ex. Joel gets one kill for killing Scott with fireworks, even though that also killed Pearl (however, Pearl’s cause of death is still Joel, as her life is considered the same as Scott’s)).
Using the /kill command does not count toward your kill count. Grian.
With that cleared up, let’s look at kill counts.
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By the skin of his teeth, Grian leads the pack in total kills. The top three you see on that graph are the only players who have a KDR (kill-to-death ratio) of more than 1—for you folks who are unfamiliar with those, a KDR of more than 1 means you kill other people more often than you die. Less than 1 means you die more often than you kill other people. Here are the highest and lowest KDRs in the series:
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“What’s this?” I hear you say. “Jimmy Wet-Paper-Bag-of-a-Man Solidarity DOESN’T have the lowest KDR in the series?”
No. No, he does not, and it’s actually really funny you should ask.
Because of Last Life’s mechanic of life transferring, even players that have been in all three installments of the Life Series don’t have the same death count. Eight players died more than three times in Last Life. Another eight died exactly three times. And one player only died twice.
By virtue of starting on yellow and never receiving any extra lives in Last Life, Jimmy holds the record for fewest deaths in an installment of the Life Series with just two deaths in Last Life. He is the only player to ever die less than three times in a game. This means that although he has just one kill, he has fewer total deaths than BigB (who has died a very standard nine times), the only other player with one kill, so his KDR is higher. Congrats, Jimmy, you’re not last in everything. But you are still the only player without a PvP kill.
Speaking of PvP, it’s time to look at how people do that! Here’s a graph of the top five weapons that tend to land PvP kills the most in the series:
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And now here’s weapon preferences by game:
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[Double Life not depicted due to lack of PvP deaths—only 4 occurred, using a diamond axe, a diamond sword, fireworks, and an iron axe respectively.]
Despite 19 more deaths occurring in Last Life than 3rd Life, the two actually have the exact same amount of PvP kills (28). It’s interesting to note the strong preference for bows in 3rd Life, which was a much more warlike game and had several fairly formal battles where people fought from a distance. Last Life required an overall sneakier strategy, resulting in a higher use of traps. In combat, non-ranged weapons like swords and axes were generally preferred due to fights often starting in close proximity and without warning, courtesy of the Boogeyman curse. Comparatively, Double Life saw remarkably few PvP kills, likely due to each person being twice as accident-prone by virtue of being linked to another player—in fact, with a total of 12, accidents accounted for three times as many deaths as PvP in Double Life and overall for more than half (57%) of the deaths in the game.
As for individual player stats sheets, here’s an example of one of those:
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If you want to see one of those for ALL 17 PLAYERS, you can go to this slideshow! More details about the stats can be found in the presentation notes of each slide. And, if you have a really specific question and want to get into the nitty gritty, feel free to send me an ask! Hope you guys enjoyed the data!
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oliveinabox · 2 months
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Hello i exist again :3 The life series brainrot has returned so i've drawn all of Joels redlives!! (as well as his first greenlife for contrast) its somewhat a mix of general design and au design tbh but i'm really happy with it!!
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Here are some design notes!! if you have any questions very much feel free to ask i love talking abt it :3 As well as idk if i'll do anyone else but if i do who would you guys like to see next :0?
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