#5 SECONDS OF SCREENTIME

[ladyfenring]

there is truly something poetic about eadith not being in the movie to be Some Guy's love interest because stefanie martini was on vacation with her girlfriend during filming...i love that for her

#i do think eadith's arc is complete #not unlike hild's #i feel like if they had kept eadith in the movie then she would have had very few options other than to be uhtred's love interest #or have like #5 seconds of screentime #which tbh feels more insulting than what i assume will be some throwaway line about 'well now that eadith is back in frankia' #as long as they are turning a blind eye to her book ending #i pretend i do not see it

[beanghostprincess]

I demand a whole filler arc from Toei that has absolutely nothing to do with the main story and the only characters are Sabo and Luffy going on a silly little adventure for at least 30 episodes. No angst. No pain. Only these two being silly and loving each other so much it's so fucking unbearable to watch you have to like, physically stop the show to breathe and then continue watching the two brothers being clingy and stupid and probably ending capitalism and slavery in a random country somewhere.

#and then sabo sees luffy gear 5th and he's like 'hey that's my brother!!!!' to a random dude #seriously can we. can we. can we #can we get more sabo/luffy content in this fucking thing i am tired i am so tired #stampede is not one of my fav movies for the fanservice plot i only like it for sabo and luffy and their two seconds of screentime #i said no pain and no angst but i am a liar i want at least 5 episodes of them crying bc of ace and sabo reassuring luffy #and telling him it wasn't his fault #but also i want them being silly #one piece #revolutionary sabo #monkey d. luffy #asl brothers #well it's sl brothers now but a is in our hearts the soul is still there ily ace

[jakexneytiri]

neytiri could’ve easily been added in the background of this scene, pregnant with tuk 🥹

#james cameron why did you give pregnant neytiri 5 seconds of screentime #neytiri sully #jake sully #neteyam sully #kiri sully #lo’ak sully #spider socorro #tuktirey sully

[eightyones]

aussie on aussie crime

#81.gifs #oscar piastri #his whole 5 seconds of screentime had me giggling #he had one chance..... and he delivered

[kitefall]

“Not my problem you’re too stupid and weak to feed yourselves.”

#sibling moment #scourge #myart #warrior cats #warriors #wc #art #scourge wc #that one bit where his brother n sister r like dude pls help. and he’s like hmmm ☺️☝️leave and never come back #me taking his 5 seconds of fame / screentime and moulding him into disaster of my own creation. a blorbo if u will.

[mell0bee]

“average spirit medium gets accused of murder 3 times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. maya fey, who lives in capcom’s stock plot contrivance box & is accused 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#i know this joke has 100% been made before #however. am playing spirit of justice. thought ‘lol wouldn’t it b funny if the first time maya gets screentime in this trilogy’ #‘she gets accused of murder’ #fellas. you would not believe what happened next #ace attorney #bee post #maya fey #spiders georg #somebody free my girl from the capcom contrivance box. she deserves to go 5 seconds without someone dying mysteriously in her presence

[capn-twitchery]

⚠ the immortality police would like to know your location

i basically imagine their dynamic as twitch thinks they are 100% invincible and can just live forever for funsies, but it is, unfortunately for them, the second sacristan's job to stop unauthorised immortality. good luck twitch

#i think they deserve a hubris check occasionally. sometimes the hubris check is a 9ft tall bundle of sentient hands #i am gonna mould this guy with 5 minutes of screentime from one single FL storyline into whatever i want and nobody can stop me #fred draws #twitchery #the second sacristan

[taeminie]

NEO TRAI as BOSTON Only Friends (2023) dir. Jojo Tichakorn & Ninew Pinya

#his 5 second screentime this episode lmao #neo trai #only friends #onlyfriendsedit #ofts #bledit #lakornet #tvedit #thaidrama #asiandramanet #ali gif #uservix #user111 #tuserhidden #uservid #anialook #userbillkin #usernuria #mjtag #useractivated

[mister13eyond]

I'M SORRY BUT I'M FUCKING SCREAMING OVER THIS IWTV EASTER EGG

ok this painting? this painting right here in the background of Louis' dinner with Daniel in ep 2?

Yeah so that's Christ in the Storm on the Sea of Galilee, by Rembrandt van Rijn

What's most notable about this painting? Well, it was stolen in the famous Gardner Museum Heist in 1990.

The implication Louis is either complicit in or directly responsible for a museum heist is killing me

#i NEED everyone to grasp this detail #iwtv #interview with the vampire #gardner museum heist #interview with the vampire 2022 #iwtv 2022 #my partner noticed this from 5 SECONDS OF SCREENTIME in the BACKGROUND OF THIS SCENE #and when they pointed it out and we looked up the painting to make sure we started fucking SCREAMING #I CANT BELIEVE THEY NOTICED THIS #I'm so impressed they identified it RIGHT AWAY HOWLS

[buckttommy]

I just wanna keep Tommy around tbh. Happy Eddie, Happy Buck, Happy Tommy. Safe n happy firefam. That's all I want.

#I havent eaten anything except potato chips. I'm tired and cranky and emotional and I need more than 5 seconds of Tommy Kinard screentime #because he went from 0 to Comfort Character in .5 seconds flat and I miss him #tv: 911 #jack.txt

[noyuta]

YUTA in every NCT music video ↳ AY-YO.

#yuta #nakamoto yuta #nct127 #nct #nct yuta #yuta nct #* #yutaeverymv #tw flashing #tw eyestrain #heymax #userbexrex #.ny #.ay-yo #in which j embarks on the impossible challenge of finding all .5 seconds of this man's screentime and turning it into a gif series #fuckin. pray for me y'all #<3

[sotogalmo]

12:18

I'm God's weirdest and strongest soldier. My hyperfixations are Matt from "In The Flesh" (Fazbear Frights book) and Garrett Schmidt from the Five Nights at Freddy's Movie.

#time diary(?) #garrett had 5 seconds of screentime IN FULL. and Matt is from that canon fnaf mpreg story #audrey/kellie's time diary #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #garrett schmidt #fnaf books #fazbear frights #fazbear frights bunny call #fnaf bunny call #fnaf in the flesh #itf #fnaf matt in the flesh #fnaf matt itf #matt's my wife<3

[adaines-furious-feast]

"I am somewhere always close to Riz Gukgak."

"Oh he's so lucky"

#ally is winning with the quick responses this season #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #baron from the baronies #baron has become my favourite even with an approximate 5 seconds of screentime

[hauntingjasper]

Everyone moved on but I stayed here

I love how she just had to touch him and he instantly went "must kiss gf" I hate them so much EUEUEUESHAHEKWHAH

#they made out after this. that's the post #it's 2 AM and I'm bored again #God could've made me a normal person who cheers for Gumlee/Bubbline or Huntbunny but he didn't and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem #not that I wasn't rooting for Bubbline or Gumlee but y'know the drill i was expecting more of them 😭 #if everything goes well my next fanart will be Fionna x FP fanart #and with that I mean if i manage to not make Flame Prince dirty bc of his hair #i understood why this guy only had 5 seconds of screentime the moment i started drawing him istg #at this point i'm giving up on trying to make it look like fire and i'm making it fluffy instead #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #fionna campbell #dj flame #fionna x flame prince

[cutemeat]

genderbent dee was already in canon

#actually they should bring this guy back to be mac's asshole boyfriend #he pulled it off so well in only .5 seconds of screentime

[quicksiluers]

And how many aboard, Mr. Murdoch?

2,200 souls on board, sir.

#titanicedit #titanic #henry wilde #william mcmaster murdoch #charles lightoller #harold lowe #james moody #my edit* #i just *hold them gently* love them all #it was a struggle not to make this thing all murdoch and lightoller lol #anyway sorry for not pitman or boxhall...they have .5 seconds of screentime #movie: Titanic (1997(