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transgender-scout · 1 year
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The thing that kills me about maximum ride is that in the hands of literally any other author, it could have been great. A story about 6 kids who were experimented on in a lab and now have wings? How cool is that? Oh they’re running from the lab that created them, and being hunted down by other creations from the lab? Fuck yes!
But like. The metaphors and shit someone could do with it also. These six kids have to pretend to be normal when they venture into the real world, lest they be caught and sent to a zoo or another lab to be studied for just being who they are? The main character has a younger stepbrother who let himself be turned into a monster whose body is slowly deteriorating around him as he desperately vies for even a shred of his father’s attention, who is too fixated on the boy’s stepsister to even bother with him? A man who uses his own child to experiment on, whom he gives the responsibility of saving the entire world, whether she wants to do or not, whether she can do anything, actually save the world or not? Like I’m losing it here.
If they had let this book even pretend to be serious for even a moment and not cut to a fart joke seconds after something emotionally devastating happens, it could have been so great.
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nirby-wirby · 10 months
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This episode makes me so damn sad in the beginning!!! Five telling Luther that he found them, their dead bodies, and the flash the we get of them?? AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! And rewatching this makes me realize Five was keeping them out of it because he didn’t want them to get killed or be involved like what ended up happening with Eudora.
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AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! MY REVOLVER! MY REVOLVER IS RED HOT! DOMINIC YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T USING THE OVEN TO BAKE COOKIES! YOU WERE HEATING MY REVOLVER UP TO GIVE ME THE OL' SPICY REVOLVER!
HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN STATE TREASURER THE SPICY REVOLVER DOMINIC?!
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blemgoid · 1 year
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AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
MY PUDDING! MY PUDDING IS RED HOT! DONALD YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T USING THE OVEN TO BAKE COOKIES! YOU WERE HEATING MY PUDDING UP TO GIVE ME THE OL' SPICY PUDDING!
HOW COULD YOU GIVE A FELLOW REPUBLICAN THE SPICY PUDDING DONALD?!
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natureismynature · 8 months
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AAAAAUUUGGGHHH FOOLISH STILL CONSIDERES ARIN HIS SON I AM EMPTIONALLLL
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gothshostakovich · 6 years
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my department gives me awful, buggy, unfinished document files to work with in my language classes, so i decided to get started on editing them into usefulness now, weeks in advance, only to find that the files for next chapter are so mangled i can’t even open them on my computer.
this is what i get for trying to be PRODUCTIVE on my VACATION
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emberprince · 3 years
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Whenever my stomach hurts im like AAAAAUUUGGGHHH IM FUCKING DYING !!!! and then i lay down for a few minutes and im like oh nvm im ok.
#op
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awholelotofladybug · 4 years
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Daddy's Little Soldier prompt: Sabrina and/or Marinette being woken up early in the morning by Chloe at a sleepover at her place.
Marinette: *sleeping in her sleeping bag*
Sabrina: *softly snoring*
Chloe: *plays the bugle, very loudy*
Marinette: AAAAAAUUUUGGHH!
Sabrina: AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!
Chloe: Attention!
*both Marinette and Sabrina stand at attention*
Chloe: Breakfast is now being served in the mess hall! HUP HUP HUP!
Marinette: *exhausted* What time is it? Sabrina: *looks at her phone* Five in the morning...
Marinette: Of course it is...
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heedra · 5 years
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AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! MY KEYBLADE! MY KEYBLADE IS RED HOT! MICKEY YOU RAT! YOU WEREN’T USING THE OVEN TO BAKE COOKIES! YOU WERE HEATING MY KEYBLADE UP TO GIVE ME THE OL’ SPICY KEYBLADE!
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xlittle-roach · 3 years
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My throat hurts so bad because my fucking sinuses are draining aaaaauuuggghhh
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mousethe · 9 years
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OH NO IM HIT
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pintsized-atombomb · 9 years
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"Be nicer to your dad" “Why do you always dog on him” “You’re always nice when you want a ride” “He really loves you”
A H YES BECAUSE A MAN WHO R R EALLY LOVES ME THREATENS PHYSICAL VIOLENCE AGAINST ME IN OPPOSITION TO MY ‘ATTITUDE’ AND I ASSURE YOU IF I HAD ANY OTHER WAY TO FUCKING EXIST ID NEVER BOTHER HIM FOR A RIDE AGAIN BUT SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING DR IVE SORRY FOR BEING NICE TO TRY AND PRESERVE MYSELF
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skinksprite · 10 years
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i did the measurements, etc. and I'm hoping that having a plan for rearranging the furniture might encourage me to clean or something like that??? how does motivation work
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essence-flux-primed · 10 years
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"GET THAT PICTURE OF POPPY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME."
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void-sky · 11 years
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OHHH MY GOD YOU GAVE CORVO AND THE OUTSIDER A SHIP NAME AHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY THIS IS AMAZING HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAS;DFKSAFLSKAFDLSFS;DDKLF;SAKDAS;F BEST OFDJFM
I KNOWWWWW, I LIKE THAT PAIRING MORE AND MORE THE MORE I SEE IT
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dextervexter · 11 years
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Karl Urban frustrates me in many ways.
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