#Abbacchio grew up Catholic headcanon

[dumb-teambucciarati-headcanons]

Education headcanons:

Although some of these are canon

Giorno: is still in highschool, but stopped showing up for class when he joined passione. He still makes a point to always be learning, but only focuses on subjects he is interested in. He knows lots of information about the biological world, but has no idea what certain historical figures have done, unless they were particularly interesting to him. Also he sucks at spelling words correctly. In elementary school he wrote a research report on different types of bugs and accidentally released a bunch of bugs into the school and that apparently bothered some of the teachers and other students.

Bruno: he has like half of a middle school education, and his grades were never super high because he would spend time helping his dad with work instead of completing his homework. Up until his parents divorce, then his dad wanted him to focus more on school. But that stopped after his dads incident, and he started providing for him and his dad and protecting him. He asked Fugo to teach him some math, and Fugo reluctantly agreed. But Fugo will go out of his way to try to avoid having to tutor the man because Bruno has a rough time understanding simple concepts and it makes Fugo want to resort to violence. But Fugo respects Bruno and doesn’t want to snap at him because he knows he isn’t trying to piss him off, Bruno’s just dumb as fuck sometimes.

Abbacchio: has a highschool education and went to the police academy. He also has a few basic college courses under his belt. He had a “have to learn in order to get the job I want” mentality towards school, opposed to being super interested in it. He failed PE in middle school and was bullied for it so badly that he started working out everyday so that would never happen again. Also I kinda think he has a photographic memory, which his stand reflects well. He went to a Catholic highschool and his parents were upset that he hadn’t met a nice catholic girl by the time he graduated highschool.

Mista: has a highschool education and wasn’t really interested in getting any degrees, kinda just wanted to fuck around in his young adult years. Math made him cry, and not because he didn’t understand it, he was actually good at math. But the number 4 would haunt his papers. Asked a lot of questions during class. were they ever relevant? No. Did he ask them? Yes. “Hey teach, so gravity. Like what if instead of the earth having a gravitational pull some rando named, uh, Seth did. But ONLY Seth, and everyone was constantly being pulled towards Seth and if you jumped you’d land back on Seth. How would we survive as a species if that were the case?”

Narancia: elementary school dropout. Gets distracted super easily. Would rather do anything but school, however he is very sensitive about having not even finished elementary school. He will pep talk himself into wanting to learn math and things, and then he will start again and will remember why he hates school. But it’s worse when he actually goes to school and sees eight year olds that understand things better than him. opposed to Fugo tutoring him and only having to feel stupid in front of the smartest person he has ever met, like everyone else feels stupid around Fugo too so.

Fugo: you know, the gifted child that went to university super early. Smartest one in the group. He was the kid that would use his pencils entirely until they were sharpened into tiny little things you could barely hold. Also he bites his pens and pencils. He thinks the pencils are more flavorful. Oh and erasers, those tasted good too. The other kids never wanted to play with him because of his short temper, but that didn’t matter because his parents told him that only stupid kids use recess time to play. Classrooms were super overstimulating for him, with that stupid LED lighting that made him feel like he needed to blink his eyes a hundred times. And then doing that would make him feel dizzy and irritable. Like the lights were the worst amount of bright and the worst shade of the color white, and if one of the bulbs flickered he would feel like throwing up. His parents thought he had been drinking once after being in a classroom for too long, but no it was the lights.

Trish: she isn’t stupid, but she was definitely the type to get others to do her homework for her. Is in the middle of highschool. she would spend all of study hour planning elaborate schemes to skip class with her and her friends. Wanted to go to college but wasn’t sure how she was going to pay for it, her new plan involves passione money. That or she is going to become famous, if Bruno and co. would actually let her live instead of saying things like “it’s too dangerous with other mafia members knowing your name”.

#jjba part 5 #headcanons #narancia ghirga #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #guido mista #jojos bizarre adventure #pannacotta fugo #trish una #giorno giovanna #Abbacchio grew up Catholic headcanon #because I need someone to project religious trauma onto sorry #also am I the only one that can’t stand that one particular type of overhead light they use in schools? #I legitimately can’t drive if I’m in a room with those lights for too long #I’m more of a leave the lights off and let the sunlight light up my home kinda person #if the power ever went out at school I rejoiced

[costellos]

a/n: I was listening to more Dua Lipa and I thought to myself “wow Mista would like a lot of these songs” and it just. spiraled from there lmao. these are headcanons that I’ve referenced in previous works, plus some new ones. I also wanted an excuse to talk about 90′s / y2k stuff so..... here are some miscellaneous headcanons about ya fav boys!

tw: mentions of Giorno and Fugo’s backstory

❥ ┋ ❝ random bucci gang headcanons!

bruno bucciarati.

the most fashionable out of the group. he’s not afraid to try daring fabrics and clashing patterns. although he dresses like a Gucci model, Bucciarati hates luxury brand name clothes. it’s such a gross display of wealth. and as someone who grew up in a lower-middle class home, he doesn’t understand why anyone would spend more than 100 euros on a shirt.

Bucciarati doesn’t like sleeping in. he feels like he’s wasted too much of the day if he wakes up past 10 AM. as a result, he tends to wake up somewhere around 5 AM every morning. part of it is out of habit as a fisherman’s son, part of it is being a workaholic. he spends his morning completing paperwork, but if there isn’t any to do, he’ll take a walk around Naples.

he’s the biggest movie fiend behind Mista. although there are some serious films that he really likes, such as Reservoir Dogs, dumb action movies are his guilty pleasure. Water World and Judge Dredd are so fucking awful yet he can’t help but love them.

leone abbacchio.

he’s the one everyone goes to when they need a disguise. Abbacchio knows exactly how to contour your face so that you’re barely recognizable. likewise, he’s really keen on how certain people dress. he can put together an outfit perfect for a masquerade party or infiltrating a construction zone.

Abbacchio is actually quite paternal around the younger members like Narancia and Fugo. kind of like an asshole older brother. he’ll tell them not to do fuckshit, but won’t stop them if they won’t listen. likewise, he’s there to offer an ear if they need it (even if he’s not the best at comforting).

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again!! Abbacchio is a really good cook. his nonna taught him everything he knows. she’s since passed, so he cooks as a way to feel closer to her and provide for the team. although he likes healthy dishes the most, he tends to make fatty savory foods since that’s what the team likes.

giorno giovanna.

he’s always the last to get jokes. sometimes Fugo will have to explain it to him, but most of the time Giorno will just laugh along with the group to feel included. it’s only recently that he’s been able to let his guard down (especially considering his home life). even if he doesn’t understand the joke, he’s just happy to see everyone smiling.

he’s the first to offer praise to his teammates. despite his stoic exterior, Giorno wants everyone to feel included in what they do. some take it as sarcasm due to his blunt way of speaking, yet he means everything that he says.

Giorno has a sweet tooth, especially for chocolate treats. chocolate pudding may be one of his favorite foods, but he’s fond of anything he can get his hands on. and it doesn’t matter of it’s dark (though dark is his favorite), milk, or white — he likes ‘em all. he just hates Hershey’s chocolate. the way it just disintegrates on your tongue... eugh.

guido mista.

surprisingly, Mista’s the most religious out of the group. he’s not the typical God-fearing Catholic, though he was raised in that household. he'll mumble a small prayer before a particularly dangerous mission, but he stopped going to Mass after joining Passione. he doesn’t feel like it’s his place as a mobster to go.

he’s the biggest pop culture fiend in the group. he loves celebrity gossip, reading movie trivia, and catching up on the latest buzz around the newest episode of 90210. he doesn’t really care about the genre or celebrity, he likes learning about everything. (just don’t bring up that time he bawled at Titanic’s ending. it’s a sore subject.)

on that note, Mista loves to read. he prefers tabloids, but he’ll read whatever helps to pass time between missions. he likes crime noir fiction the most, followed by thrillers. if he’s going to read a book, he wants to be enthralled by it.

narancia ghirga.

while Mista’s the champion of movie / tv and celebrity knowledge, Narancia excels at music trivia. he can go on and on about Tupac and Biggie’s rivalry if you’ll let him. he’s best at hip hop history, but he’s knowledgeable on most genres (he’s not a fan of classical or country).

because of his interest in hip hop, Narancia’s trying to get more into poetry. Fugo’s having him read Shel Silverstein as an introduction. so far Narancia thinks a lot of it is boring, but there are a few that he enjoys. the poem Masks hit him a little too hard.

despite his lack of academic knowledge, Narancia is the most socially-aware out of the group. he’s really in tune with what the others are feeling. he can tell when someone is pretending to be okay with ease. while some may say that it’s a result of growing up the streets, he’s always been like this. he’s just an empathetic guy.

pannacotta fugo.

Fugo’s way of dressing is heavily inspired by Bucciarati. Fugo respects him a lot, so he tries to emulate him whenever he can. he was actually quite self-conscious of his swiss cheese suit. yet Bucciarati told him to try one thing that scares him every day and... it just stuck. 

he goes by his last name because there are too many negative memories associated with his first. he can still remember his mother cooing “my little strawberry” at him. he’ll never forgive either of his parents, so using his last name helps him move on from his past.

Mista frequently pesters Fugo to trade books with him, though Fugo isn’t too keen on it... mostly because he thinks Mista’s taste is trash he’s not interested in whatever Mista’s reading. Fugo’s more of a classics guy. that changed when the gunslinger let him borrow Wiseguy (the inspiration for Goodfellas). Fugo trusts him a little bit more now. just a little.

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #bucci gang #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #leone abbacchio #guido mista #narancia ghirga #golden wind #headcanons #no reader #long post #also I'm aware that this is a VERY American view of their likes / dislikes / hobbies #tbf tho.... the US has shaped a lot of pop culture 👀 #anyway #I hope u enjoyed another edition of my late night ramblings 🌚

[staruplatinum]

So I here your requests are open huh? In that case I would like to request SFW and NSFW headcanons for the three goth men of part 5 (Risotto, Diavolo, and Abbachio) If that’s ok with you :3

they sure are! & hell yes ; the holy gothic trinity 🖤 for the most part this is gender neutral reader, but some parts use female pronouns.

SFW

Risotto

He loves heavy metal, and was into it since he was a child. Besides the obvious metallica, he grew up listening to classic rock bands like Led Zeppelin and then went onto Motley Crüe And a few others!

He’s actually kind of embarrassed of his height, which is why he’s thankful that his stand let’s him ‘blend’ in.

He was raised by his nonna, after his parents (whom were devoted Catholics) gave him up because of his ‘eyes’. They thought it represented the devil.

he was born with white sclera and red iris’, but but because of his stand - his sclera turned black.

He’s pretty good with his hands, and if he wasn’t in the mafia he would have owned a mechanic shop in Sicily.

Diavolo

He genuinely needs a hug. I know this fandom makes him out to be an asshole (and he is) but he has a soft side to him that’s so vulnerable. Sometimes he just wants to be held, he’s being alone for so long.

Since he has endless free time, he often likes to read books on Italian Architecture or history - in fact - he actually has a massive library in his villa.

He really likes animals and bugs! Sometimes when he sends Doppio out on missions, he tells him to bring back any cute beetles or other things he finds. It’s his only “window” to the outside world.

Having grown up with a priest, he has a fond interest in Catholicism and it’s symbolism in Italian culture. Hence why he goes by “Diavolo”. He doesn’t actively practice the religion or pray, for that matter - but he finds solace in the aesthetic of it.

Abbacchio

Abbacchio has strict skincare routine that he follows! He always spends the most on facial scrubs and creams!

Yes, he spends the longest getting ready in the morning. Between his hair, face and makeup!

He waxes all the hair on his body

Abbacchio is actually an amazing cook but he doesn’t tell anyone this. The last thing he needs is Narancia or Mista hounding him for a good meal. It’s a quiet talent he keeps to himself.

He really likes to dress in black/leather and most of his apartment has gothic accessories or furniture!

Animals and him don’t really get along. He’s the type to tell you “no we’re not getting a fucking cat” and then end up cuddling with it every day and buying it a sweater 😔

NSFW

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Risotto

Risotto is a soft dom. He doesn’t like to be too rough with you, especially considering his size.

He loves kissing you passionately while you ride him - or while he fucks you. He just loves the contrast of deep thrusts and sweet kissing.

He can be a bit ‘harder’ if you want him too, and in that case you better be prepared to take him while he chokes you or pulls your hair.

He LOVES stomach bulges, because of his insustainable size kink.

He likes to reward you! He’s not into hardcore degrading, but he will tease you a bit with how much you moan. With that being said - he’ll also praise you! He loves seeing you blush when he calls you “good girl”

He really likes to creampie you.

Diavolo

He can be extremely rough, and he particularly loves degrading.

He will calll you names, be prepared to hear “puttana” or “troia” a LOT. He will make you feel like you’re nothing more than a cocksleeve to him. “Remember what you’re purpose is, Topolina. You’re here for my pleasure only. Tch. Pathetic”

He likes spitting, and his favourite thing to do is spit on you or in your mouth.

He’s very fond of slapping!! He loves to take you from behind and slap your ass (or use his belt on you) until your ass is beet red.

He likes having you touch yourself while sucking him offf.

He is a master at edging you and over stimulating you. You will be left crying from one or the other.

Abbacchio

Abbacchio is a hard dom, and he isn’t afraid to show you.

He has handcuffs he kept from when he was a cop that he uses to cuff you to the bed frame.

He’s an assman. He loves all body types but at the end of the day he’s far more atttacted to your ass than anything else.

With that being said, expect a LOT of spanks and ass play.

His favourite position is doggy stule, but he isn’t opposed to trying others. He just likes to be the one in control.

He’s really vulgar with his mouth. Hell swear and degrade you a lot - even humiliate you at times. “You like this you fucking slut? You like having my cock buried inside of you like this? Disgusting.”

he really enjoys sloppy blowjobs. seeing your lipstick marks and saliva all over his cock drives him insane.

#vento aureo #risotto nero #not sfw #jojos bizarre adventure #leone abbacchio #diavolo #headcannons #golden wind #gothic trio