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[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

Vikings + gen z slang

Summary: How Vikings Characters would react to Gen Z slang

Notes: back on working on requests, so i hope i can get some more oneshots out soon. happy lunar new year to everyone who celebrates!!

Tagged: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @leithdragon @demon-of-the-ancient-world @alicedopey @ivarlover @levithestripper @batmandallyboy @akayxo09 @vrtualfairy (hmu to be added to any taglist!)

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Ragnar

With the program

He knows that he’s a slay-queen-girlboss-cunt-serving-camp

He understands gen z slang like no other

Rizz? He’s got it. Mister Worldwide? Been there, done that.

Turns into a ninth century (?) twitter queen

Lagertha

She doesn’t really care all that much about gen z slang

“You’re slaying? Me too, but on the battlefield. Catch up.”

Pretends not to understand

Fully understands and sometimes busts down on her gen z meme culture knowledge

Aslaug

Aslaug is above gen z slang

But she also knows that she’s camp

She just knows

She’s a volva, magic is in her blood. You know what else is? An immaculate sense in fashion

That’s the only thing that might make her willing to try to understand our culture

Perfected the lightskin stare the moment she was born (it’s permanently on her face istg)

Athelstan

PLEASE NO

You know that ancient man video? Athelstan is the ancient man. Would he understand the video? No.

This would be his response: God, that girl looks terribly drunk.

As a linguist, he tries

Approaches it as a foreign language. It works to some degree.

I never want to hear the words “You’re serving girlboss today, Ragnar.” Out of his mouth

(this happened to me in a dream. Literally traumatizing)

Bjorn

Thinks it’s girlish (it is not)

Would say “You’re one of them queers?”

I mean yeah, but so is your mom.

Gen z talk isn’t cool enough for him (he’s suffering from Rollo’s internalized generational homophobia/gayness, give him some space)

Ubbe

Like a supportive mom

‘That’s wonderful sweetie. Now back to my casserole.’

Absolutely understands gen z slang after you teach him

Prides himself on having the most rizz

Boy you rizzed up a slave girl and your aunt calm down

Protects gen z slang against ivar like it’s cultural heritage

Hvitserk

Worst mistake you could make is teach him slang

He uses it

Just incorrectly

At all times

And does not care to be corrected.

Slang is a product of pop culture? Hvitserk is now making it HIS product

Deal with it (don’t. make him stfu pls.)

Sigurd

He’s one of those abcdefu people

The ones that are like ‘let me sing my new song for you, and if you don’t like it, I’ll pay for your gas’

So annoying

But also in an indie artist generational trauma daddy issues kind of way, so I can forgive him

Not really

Ivar

HATES gen z slang more than anything

He thinks it’s stupid

Dumb

Dull

Incredibly unintellectual

Secretly uses it to express his feelings in a diary he burns every week

Ecbert

ECBERT MY SILLY LITTLE GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS

Manwhore and proud!

Get this man a gag asap or you’ll live to regret the day you met him

With him and Ragnar, you’re gonna be stuck in a little hellcircle (probably to be joined by Athelstan)

Gets acrylics despite not knowing what they are and clicks with them

STOP HIM! STOP THIS SILLY LITTLE MAN!

Aethelwulf

Literally the opposite of Ecbert

If he has to spend one more second around his father speaking slang

He’ll cut off his ear to match Judith

And then the other to outdo her (he’s such a loser smh)

So done with Ecbert

He’ll literally hate everything Ecbert likes

#ragnar #ragnar lothbrok #ragnar x reader #ragnar lothbrok x reader #lagertha #aslaug #athelstan #bjorn #bjorn x reader #ubbe #ubbe x reader #hvitserk #hvitserk x reader #ivar #ivar x reader #ivar imagine #sigurd #ecbert #aethelwulf #vikings #history vikings

[vikingaethelwulf]

Skreeborg the Fox.

linktr.ee/vikingaethelwulf All the links to keep up to date with The Viking Wolf.

#furry #digital art #furry art #aethelwulf #sfw furry #fursona #art #anthropomorphic #furry fandom #fox #cyborg #skreeborg

[therealvikingstrash]

"Oh, of course, of course, God! Alfred must die for our sins- for my sins!"

#vikings #judith of northumbria #king aethelwulf #judith #aethelwulf #vtrash edits #vikings history #not only was the lighting in each gif different and a nightmare #so were the filters making it all murky and green cyan #ANYWAY I loved Judith going into full feral female rage mode #she is basically me when someone blabbers on about God #also please note the deathstare it is lovely

[ivarthebadbitch]

Do you know what would have been better for me? Can you even imagine? To have been born a man.

(requested by @ifindyourlackofbooksdisturbing)

#vikings #kwenthrith #aethelwulf #ecbert #gifs

[malenamoonlight]

I'm shocked!

Katheryn and Moe Dunford are dating!!

Lagertha and Aethelwulf!

When this happened??

😱😱

#lagertha #aethelwulf #vikings #katheryn winnick #moe dunford

[teamivankaye]

Apparently, Vikings is newly out on Netflix in North America, so let's celebrate it with some behind-the-scenes shots of our king through the seasons! 👑❤️ Part 2 of the interview coming soon, just need to find time for some final edits. Happy #WaybackWednesday! 😊

Music by Ronald Kah

Web: https://ronaldkah.de

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#IvanKaye #KingAelle #Vikings #Netflix #Aelle #HistoryVikings #KingAella #HistoryChannelVikings #Aella #KingÆlle #KingOfNorthumbria #Ælle #Saxon #king #Northumbria #KingÆlla #TVseries #historicaldrama #Ælla #TravisFimmel #RagnarLothbrok #JoanBergin #MoeDundford #Athelwulf #FaolanBarry #TristanBarry

#ivan kaye #king aelle #vikings #actor #history vikings #aelle #king of northumbria #behind the scenes #travis fimmel #ragnar #moe dunford #aethelwulf #faolan barry #tristan barry #netflix #saxon #king #northumbria #crow lover #grandpa #joan bergin #blood eagle

[charming-merlin]

made this in honor of Moe Dunfords birthday and he approved 🥹❤️ I can't with this man. He's literally so sweet, he totally flashed me when I met him 😭

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#vikings #moe dunford #aethelwulf #saxon #lord Aethelwulf #prince Aethelwulf #vikings edit

[ancientorigins]

Alfred was an ambitious ruler who defeated the Vikings, promoted education, and sought to provide a better life for his subjects. Never expecting to inherit the crown his early life was focused on scholarly pursuits. During his reign the foundations were laid for a untied England resulting in him being named the first king of the Anglo-Saxons.

#Alfred the great #vikings #Anglo-Saxon Chronicles #Aethelwulf #Wessex #Anglo-Saxons #Danelaw #ancient #history #ancient origins

[kerenobara]

Aethelwulf Lycaon

Aethelwulf Lycaon is a character in the Warhammer Series about Zenia Bizunesh- the Warhammer Titan with bio-hacking genetic abilities. Aethelwulf is Zenia’s love interest. The two appear together in Zenia’s Metamorphosis and Wolf Hero. Mozart’s Bestiary. Aethelwulf is from the Lycaon clan, a well respected and ancient bloodline dating back to the medieval Europe. Aethelwulf attends the…

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#Aethelwulf

[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

heorte til heorte

— pairing: athelstan x alethia stahl (oc)

— fandom: vikings (tv)

— summary: alethia wanted to go home, to return to her family. instead, she finds herself in ninth-century england. not speaking the language, and still processing the grief of her other life, she searches for an anchor - athelstan.

— warnings:  violence, age gaps, miscarriage, death, a lot of hurt and grief. no one starts out happy. aged down athelstan bc i thought he was like 20 when he got kidnapped. he’s around 26 in this opposed to his regular 32.

— notes: this is self-indulgent. this is also angsty, like, really angsty. it’s not even funny at this point. does it get better? maybe. but this is athelstan related, so it’s going to hurt. written for and because of @levithestripper :)

chapters will be posted every sunday, starting this week.

— quotes & excerpts:

Yes, this was England. She was home, on Earth.

She was pretty, in the same way Lagertha was - in the same way all shieldmaidens were heedlessly, dangerously beautiful. 

“The christening does not protect the body, but the soul.” Athelstan replied. He sounded as if he was repeating a sentence he knew by heart but did not mean. “And has yours been protected? Has God made sure that you feel whole?” Alethia laughed, her lip quivering. “I should think not. I see you, Athelstan.”

“Not for a stranger. I would go for Alethia Stahl, if I knew who she was.” Athelstan said.

“The ocean makes me afraid.” he said. “It is so… endless.” “Aren’t we all?” Alethia whispered.

A part of him wished that he could have stayed and soothed her scars.

#athelstan #alethia stahl #athelstan x oc #vikings #history vikings #ragnar lothbrok #lagertha #ecbert #aethelwulf #athelstan x alethia #alestan

[vikingaethelwulf]

Æthelwulf full body. linktr.ee/vikingaethelwulf All the links to keep up to date with The Viking Wolf.

#furry #digital art #aethelwulf #furry art #sfw furry #fursona #art #anthropomorphic #wolf #furry fandom

[therealvikingstrash]

Some meme's to brighten your day!

#vikings #vtrash edits #lagertha #margrethe #harald #halfdan #ubbe #hvitserk #sigurd #ivar #aethelwulf #bjorn

[ivarthebadbitch]

heavy is the head that wears the dork-ass crown of wessex 

(for @aethelreds)

#vikings #vikings valhalla #ecbert #aethelwulf #edmund ironside #alfred #gifs

[kyrgf]

Why is my type crusty white guy

#aethelwulf #jason segel

[teamivankaye]

Old but gold: 'Joy to the World' Vikings style from 2020 with extra King Aelle (& some Aethelwulf & Kwenthrith) added by yours truly for heightened delight. 👑🎄🎅 Happy Wayback Wednesday! 😊

#ivan kaye #vikings #king aelle #history vikings #joy to the world #wayback wednesday #floki #gustaf skarsgard #ragnar #travis fimmel #rollo #clive standen #kwenthrith #amy bailey #aethelwulf #moe dunford #ivar #alex hoegh andersen #athelstan #george blagden #king aella #aelle #ælla #holiday vibes #christmas vibes

[vetustamorla]

the heart wants what the heart wants.......... currently the heart wants, much more than to study for finals or do work, to do the millionth rewatch of vikings all the way from season 1

#on my most recent one from last year i got to half of five i believe #and then lost it #around the time hvitserk interacts with the buddha #and aethelwulf dies from a fucking b e e #i like the ivar stuff but the rest from that time......not so good