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lynnfriedman · 1 year
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ANDY SOMEBODY: Film Review
Sometimes you just need a break from all the bad news, traffic jams, missed deadlines, and that boss you never liked. What you need is Andy Somebody, an action comedy that’s pure escapism therapy. Sadly, most people can relate to unhappy jobs and bosses from hell. In this film, Andy Fielder, a depressed accountant for an unscrupulous plastic surgeon in Chicago who treats him abominably, reaches…
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detox-two-retox · 1 month
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"im a top" "im a bottom" okay well im a stitch away from making it???? and a scar away from falling apart????????
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futazolam · 8 months
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You can tell he’s under GREAT PRESSURE by the frequency of his blinks
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andi-o-geyser · 9 months
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“You can see there’s a perch. And it’s empty.”
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coffinsister · 4 months
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Man it's so sad whenever people say things like "I wanna play TCOAAL but I don't want anybody to know I bought it" like really? You are gonna deprive yourself of joy just because somebody else could be judgy? That's terrible
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depechemodecutelover · 5 months
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" I want somebody who cares For me passionately With every thought And with every breath "
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" But when I'm asleep I want somebody Who will put their arms around me And kiss me tenderly " 🖤 🖤
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br1ghtestlight · 5 months
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i dont think andy and jodi would actually work as a couple or even mutual crushes (andy and ollie are both aroace coded to me) but something about the idea of jodi who is a socially anxious germaphobe afraid of everything crushing on this STUPID stupid adorable baby boy who literally eats his own boogers and doesn't wash his hands and has never paid attention to a single one of his classmates other than his twin brother is very funny to me
jodi buys him anonymous valentine's day rose and andy doesnt even ASK who sent it he's just like omg ollie you shouldnt have ^_^ <33 and ollie (who does not remember sending the valentine but will take credit nonetheless) is like of course andy you're always gonna be my valentine!!! <3 and jodi is sitting behind them in the back of class like. ahh well <- too shy and anxious to ever talk to andy in any situation but pines from afar
she's the ONLY person in their class who can tell the difference between andy and ollie but she's never talked to either of them so it never comes up (or she asks ollie for advice on how to woo andy romantically and he's like ????)
THIS is pure eye candy to a nine year old girl with several anxiety disorders and glasses bigger than her entire face
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andiwriteordie · 1 year
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to know and love ourselves
“Good,” Jonathan says softly. “I don’t want you to forget that I’m here for you, Will. I meant what I said that night. I’m here no matter what. I love you, and nothing’s ever going to change that.”
Once again, he doesn’t say anything, but Will knows. He knows exactly what Jonathan is trying to say.
I know.
And I love you.
Or:
On a quiet night in the Wheelers' house, Will comes out to his older brother.
look, we all know i process emotions through writing, and tonight got me feeling many emotions related to the queer experience and just... idk the joy of being known and loved for who you are! that, on top of everyone reblogging all the videos of will and jonathan (THANKS FOR THAT EVERYONE YA MADE ME CRY) all led to me catharting through this little will coming out fic. 
anyways, i’m going to bed now, but grateful for all of you, for noah and his portrayal of will byers, and for the beauty there is in the queer community and being truly, authentically ourselves. 🌈❤️
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ansy-tea · 3 months
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Y'all ever stopped listening to your favorite bands for about 2 years for reasons you don't even know yourself. Maybe it's because you're busy. Maybe it's because you thought you've acquired new tastes. You really don't know. But then suddenly you listened to one song of theirs again and now you're sobbing over how good the songwriting was? And now that you're not a dumb High Schooler without much experience you understand the lyrics even more?
Anyways that's me with Fall Out Boy right now lmao. It's high time I listen to their new album later.
#incoherent rambles#ansy-stalks#confession: would yall kill me if my fave album of theirs is MANIA hAHAHAHHA—#LISTEN#NONE OF THE SONGS WERE A MISS— lord i remember how people criticized that album in its release and how fans are worried about the dubstep-y#vibe (me too cuz “yo idk much about music but how will andy & joe do this live im sorry im dumb 😭”)#then again none of their songs in their wholeass discography is a fricking miss anyways /absolutely biased#even their covers are fun to listen like I Wanna Be Like You??? That sht is on repeat lmao. I Wann Dance With Somebody?? good sht dawg#I think my second fave album is either Folie & Save Rock and Roll? Just cuz Folie is my vibe and SRAR were all dhxjkwjfiaokeixiw <33#Every fan loves Infinity On High for sure— Golden & ILALWTWIATTGYO (me & you) makes me sob every time#broooo the raw ass line of “I saw God crying at the reflection of my enemies and all the lovers with no time for me”#and “the best way to make it through with hearts & wrists intact is to realize two of the three ain't bad. aaaIIINT BAAAAAADDD—”#for folie a deux there's not a damm instance where I did not feel sadness over What A Catch Donnie. Dawg. The way Elton John sings his part#too bro 😭😭😭😭#AND HOLYYY SHT THE AFTER(LIFE) OF A PARTY PHCCKKK I FORGOT HOW THAT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME HOLD IT IN HSJDJKSOSID#i would skip that song cuz it makes me so sad sometimes 😭😭😭😭#OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME RETHINK MY ORDER OF FAVE ALBUMS HAHAHAHHAHA#“I'm a stitch away from making it AND A SCAR AWAY FROM FALLING APART. APART. BLOOD CELLS PIXELATE AND EEEYEESS DILATE- KISS AWAY THE TEARS#AND KILLS ON THE MOUTH OF AAAALLLL. MY FRIIIEEENDS—“ PHHHHCCKCKKKSIEOS 😭😭😭😭😭😭#JDJAI WAIT AND THE ENTIRETY OF SOPHOMORE SLUMP#OKAY I NEED TO STFU IN THESE TAGS HAHAHAHAHHA#okay to defend my MANIA adoration (do people still hate this album? hope not). ***Bishop's knife trick.***#“I'm sifting through the sand.Looking for pieces of broken hourglass.Trying to get it all back—put it back together—As if the time#had never passed. I know I should walk away but I just want to let you break my brain and I can't seem to get a grip. no. no matter how I#live with it. thESE ARE THE LAST—“#I'm sorry. the delivery is just too delicious.#MANIA is a fricking mixbag of weirdly mainstream inspirational songs- to suddenly; drugs- to actually being unhinged- to one of the saddest#“im tryina redeem myself” song(s) (heaven's gate- church- and bishop's)#okay i really need to shut up 😭#aight. i will stop.
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mystories2012 · 3 months
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Where did Stephan go during the Ceremony? I didnt saw him there?🥺🥺🤔
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bagelbongos · 1 year
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BEHIND THE CREST | USWNT Readies World Cup in New Zealand
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tennis-kittens · 2 years
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Laver cup 2022 • Murray/Berrettini vs. Sock/Auger-Aliassime
*Sir* Andy Murray 😎👌
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andi-o-geyser · 1 year
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Hey, um. bad news, guys, the fairies are all dead. the ones who came to restore the order of the eldritch deities who rule over the neverending hellscape we call life? yeah, those ones. a few got iced by a cat throwing daggers and then the rest kinda just got punted into the ether to be consumed by the very fabric of the universe. they're all gone now, even the sexy ones with the thigh slits and top hats. the last chick moonwalked into oblivion. sorry.
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cevansbrat0007 · 1 year
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Err..How Will Andy and reader react when you know one time he couldn’t get it up😬🫢
Thought Courtsey-The episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where poor chandler experienced the similar thing..😁
So, I've been thinking a lot about this actually. And I do plan to write about it. But Andy actually experiences a serious case of, let's go with performance anxiety, just shy of his 50th birthday. He's internally panicking because now he feels like he's "over the hill" and he's secretly worried that his younger wife is suddenly going to find him unattractive. Or, worse yet, want to trade him in for a newer model.
What sparks it is that while out running errands with Reader, a young man in his early 20's calls himself hitting on his lady. Right under his nose! Of course she's flattered, convinced he's just being nice. But then here comes Andy ready to swoop in and bang on his chest.
Now, the kid is obviously intimidated, but since he's trying to hold onto what little bravado he has left, he takes a cheap shot at Andy and calls him something like "grandpa" or "old man".
Reader tries to move things along, but those words keep ringing in his ears...
Would anybody be interested in this?
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tobyunderscored · 9 days
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ok i know i havent been posting for awhile here but i just watched the ep2 of tadc and uurm,, HELLOOOO??????? IT WAS SO AWEOSME???? also the FUNERAL???? IM GONNA CRY
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