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theyscreamjade · 3 years

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can you make some headcanons about how bakugo,denki, dabi, and shinso would react to a seemingly super intimidating s/o who looks mean but is actually rlly chaotic and funny once u get to know them? thank u 🖤🖤

Never Judge By Looks

I INSTANTLY RELATE TO THIS SO MUCH! A lot of people look at me and think I’m mean but I’m the nicest person you could ever meet. So, being the strange little coffee bean that I am, I'm rather funny. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: Cursing, Crackhead Energy, and lastly..a sliver of smut.

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Katsuki Bakugo.

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* When he spotted you, everyone was completely intimidated by you. I mean everyone, including Mina and you know that’s something.

* So, who broke the barrier and asked you a random question?

* Tsu’s bold-self, she walked over and simply asked where did you get your shoes from because she took notice of the limited edition brand you were wearing.

* How do you respond?

* Doing an epic fucking pose and giving a show dropping thank you as she stares in complete confusion as Mina screeches as loud as she can. That boils a friendship THAT SHOULDVE FUCKING HAPPENED!

* As much as he hates to admit it, he loves how random and chaotic you are. He loves how you can make even him laugh at how you are.

* It keeps a smile on his face though he doesn’t want to have it often. To him, it adds spice to the relationship you two have.

* He loves that every time he comes home, you’re doing the most random of shit.

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Katsuki walked into the home, groaning as he walked towards the hallway, before freezing. He paused and turned towards the open door in his office as he flickered the lights on.

You slowly turned to face him with the cat in your lap as you smirked. “Welcome...To my evil lair.” You said while smirking as he stared at you in pure disarray.

“SINCE WHEN IN THE FUCK DOD WE GET A FUCKING CAT?!” He yelled as you smiled.

“I adopted one..and a dog..” you replied. “But the Pomeranian doesn’t seem to like his new feline friend, Mr. Snuggles.” You added, kissing the kitten as it meowed.

Katsuki sighed and held his nose. “Where is it?” he asked as he started looking around for an animal.

“I’m looking at him.”

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Denki Kaminari

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* This is a match made in fucking heaven.

* He didn’t even care how intimidating you were, when you pulled out your phone case and he spotted something even he likes.

* He’s zapping to you and that’s that.

* You guys are called ‘The Chaotic Duo’. Mina, Ochako, Momo, and even Toru and Tsu loves you and how random you can be.

* You two together can make a simple trip to the store a ride to remember.

* The last adventure you two had, ended in you two being kicked out because he decided to charge all the fucking appliances in the Walmart technology.

* THAT WAS A BAD IDEA FROM THE BEGINNING.

* Let's just say..he fried the power..and even the backup generator they had.

* Best night ever.

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“Babe! Have you seen m-“ Denki stopped his sentence as he saw you, standing at the entrance of the hallway? You were dressed perfectly in an Ash costume. You held up a poké-ball and tossed it at him.

The ball slapped him against the chest as he looked at it while it sat on the floor. “Pikachu! I choose you!” You said as he looked at you with a dorky smile on his face.

“Pika Pika!” He responded, running towards you while you squealed, bursting into a fit of laughter as he tackled you to the ground.

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Hitoshi Shinsou

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* (I’ve been dying to use this man for the longest.)

* I see Shinso as a vibe guy, he’s extremely observant, unlike others. He doesn't go by personality but by how you are as a person, what type of energy you present. Though you wore a straight face, he knew that wasn’t the case.

* So, he already knows how weird you were though everyone else was still trying to find out more about you.

* He broke the ice himself and simply sat beside you, starting a simple conversation that became an awesome one. No one will know how a simple conversationwent from what’s your favorite color to how cats you owned and the werid shit they did at night.

* When you two started dating, everyone was shocked because after finally seeing the real you, they would’ve never expected him to be happy with a soul like you.

* He laughs at your jokes, might even do a few things with you, but he'd have to brainwash a few people so you guys can get off clean.

* He genuinely loves everything about that chaotic side to you to a T. You make his darkest nightmares to a beautiful dream.

* Your jokes make his day every single time, ignoring every comment that the world brings into him. You’re there to make it better.

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“Kitten? Kitten? Where are you?” Shinso asked, looking around the empty apartment which was strange because you were babysitting Eri.

He walked around in confusion before he heard a giggle, making him pause. He looked up before walking out to the roof of the apartment building.

Eri and you sat side by side in a giant beanbag, holding your hands over when portable fire pit. “Let’s gather around the Campfire and sing our campfore song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, and if you don’t think we can sing it faster then you’re wrong, but it’ll help if you just sing along!” You and Eri sung together before breaking out into a loud sing-a-long with her.

Hitoshi couldn’t help but laugh softly, watching you with her before he walked over to you two. When he sat down, you snatched her up and screamed.

“AHH, IT’S A SEA BEAR!”

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Touya Todoroki (Dabi.)

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* Another man who already knew you before anyone else.

* Dabi’s very observant, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that. He doesn’t watch you like a hawk but when you joined the LOV.

* You made Shigaraki laugh, that’s a fucking miracle in itself.

* Toga, Twice and others loved you, especially Twice. You made both sides of him laugh until tears rolled down his cheeks.

* When you two are together, it’s more of a cat and mouse relationship. He follows and watches you, he may join you during your random or weird moments but it’s not his type of thing.

* You and Toga, on the other hand, are amazing. You two do the craziest of things, like Harley and Poison Ivy.

* You’re his star in the dark sky in his heart and he loves you for that. You shine so brightly, it blinds him sometimes.

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“What the hell happened?” He asked, looking at you and Toga confused. Shigaraki looked just as confused as him. “And what the fuck are you wearing?” Shigaraki asked.

You were dressed in a sexy mouse costume and Toga was wearing a cat costume to match. “You told us to get into that party right?” You asked, looking at them.

You reached into your mouse ears and pulled out the papers, Shigaraki needed. He hesitated to take them but he pulled them away. “The...the party’s attire was formal..” Shigaraki spoke up, looking at you two confused as you took the mouse ears off your head.

“Yeah, but we would’ve been seen if we just wore formal attire. They had kids in there and a little brat gave me the papers I needed in exchange for Toga chasing me out of the party.” You said, smirking. Shigaraki snickered softly as Dabi smirked.

“When will it be my turn to chase you?”

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fart-gate · 4 years

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SG1

Season 5 episode 2

"THRESHOLD"

Notes by me

- PREVIOUSLY - they brainwashed my beefcake!!!!

- pls tell me Jack can make him remember with the power of Bros

- he lying aint he

- BRATAC??? MY BOY???

- bratac knew with just a look that he was lying bro he could tell by his goddamn aura omg

- UM GET YO HAND OUTA THERE

- why you take tealcs baby!!!

- tealc needs to remember his friends OR ELSE

- bra'tac please. All of your methods are violent

- but honestly I cant wait to watch it

- 'let him stew in his own filthy brain until he remembers' is basically whats happening

- bratac saying fraiser is one of tealcs friends and she needs to stay to help him ❤❤❤❤❤

- "I am 100% sur-.........99% sure apophis is dead"

Daniel giving Jack a tiny head shake bc THEY DONT KNOW BITCH!!! EVERYTIME APOPHIS GETS BLOWN UP IT TURNS OUT HE SURVIVES BC HE fuckin CALLED AN UBER TO SAVE HIM BEFORE THE EXPLOSION REACHED HIM or something I dont fuckin know

- omg apophis literally told tealc that his dad shouldve died at an unwinnable battle and his now torturing him and there are still jaffa that stay loyal to them!!!! What the fuck!!!! They treat all the jaffa like shit and they still- I cant take this

- cure for brainwashing: strap him to a bed and have story time about all the memories of you guys braiding daniels hair or something Idk

- this better not awaken anything in me

- "life for the sake of life means nothing"

- I dont want bratac to die :(((((

- story time with Daniel and Jack

- akdhdjdb Daniel sitting down and his mind just goes blank. Head empty no thoughts

- "as your best friend-" !!!!!!!❤❤❤

- "that would make you the most ineffective double agent in the history of double agenting"

- seeing tealc without his gold scar and its just a drawing instead

- "Valar?"

"It sounded like Valour"

"The fabric?"

"Sounded like it"

"WHY would he say that"

"Why would he say Valar???"

- they picked the worse two people to handle this important assignment

- shirtless tealc in the snow???👀

- "I am not blind" but this was a good training thing from bratac bc in one episode you did go blind!!!! So good on bratac for preparing you

- bratac slipping in little anti gods propaganda into his teachings lmfao sneak100

- we love to see my mans building the rebels up from the ground for his father💪

- this is personal for Daniel. He mad

- "do not test my temper, woman" I LEGIT thought he called Daniel a woman for a hot sec

- drey'ac saying how can he not be a god when he can throw balls of light and shit. Imma quote Star Trek on this one sis

"Any sufficiently advanced extraterrestrial intelligence is indistinguishable from god"

- tealc so confused and conflicted and she said you know what you need? Some pussy

- "did he just call me a woman?"

Sjdjdjejdnfnf

- nooooooo fraiser dont resign youre so sexy aha

- "is it working"

"We talked about fabric briefly"

"He called me a woman"

"So yeah its working"

- love how they do this for him. They just sit and talk with him. My kids are all in love

- when tealc has to kill his friend and the rest of the jaffa are like yeah this is normal. NO

- he used it as a test to see if apophis was all knowing and it worked!!! BITCH my boy is SMART

- can I marry tealc is that possible

- I just realised they put candles everywhere for him. Inside the medical bay. I mean cough fire hazard cough but so aesthetic

- he burned his friend along with a whole village :( my god he has been thru some shit

- bratacs outfit. Work bitch

- "men such as you and I have only the comfort of those times we make a difference.......make a difference"

- flash back of tealc choosing to join sg1 bc he got Good Vibes from them

- I agree with friaser about it being tough to watch but bratac has done this before and its their only option

- "I can save these people!......help me"

"Many have said that.......but you are the first I believe could do it!"

- THE FLASHES OF HIM WITH THE TEAM 💖❤💖❤💖❤💖💖❤💖❤💖❤💖❤💖❤💖💖❤

- "I choose freedom"

- is apophis really dead tho. Thats the question for me

- i am crying I am laughing I am singing the clouds are parting the sun is out. I'm so happy we got my hunk back

- thanks bra'tac , your methods were violent but effective none the less.

Whump under the cut

Tealc whump: brainwashed, tied to bed, hospital scene, junior taken out, edge of death, ribbon device to forehead, vivid recall, weak sweating, waking up from nightmare, emotional, lasts through out whole episode

🎶listening to Salt by Bad Suns🎶 this song has many meanings for me but listening to the words made me think of this episode 💖

#stargate season 5 #tealc whump season 5

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