#Close he windows close the door

[thankstothe]

The real plot of season 7

#house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #screencap #s07e01 “Now What?” #s07e05 “Unplanned Parenthood” #s07e017 “Fall from Grace” #he was trying to cheer cuddy up but im 100% sure hes also serious #this mf sees a window goes “is anyone going to climb through that?” and doesnt wait for an answer #girl that is always aware of the exit points #or entrance #multifunctional! #escape artiste #theres metaphor in here somewhere #something about wilson still finding a way into houses life even when front door is closed and even if it in unconventional manner

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He dies if you don't pay attention to him, its a very urgent situation for an uncle to attend to.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jin ling #In the audio drama he's banging on the door and it cracks me up #i really wanted to draw jin ling banging on a window but I could not make it look right B*( #he exhibits such strong needy little dog vibes in this scene #scratching and banging at the door because its *Closed*!!!! how could you do this!!! aughhh!!! #i called him jiang cheng’s designer depression puppy before but this really proves it #this is the perfect and ideal form of a spoiled character. when he gets away beeing needy because he’s loved #JC’s threats are *so* empty. He’s the uncle who says ‘no more candy for today’ and caves after looking at JL’s wet eyes #‘hey op are you going to talk about the clown nose?’ okay sure. it was tucked into the fluff of the dog from the last comic #or maybe wwx just grows them every once in a while when he’s being a clowned on

[chirpsythismorning]

Wait, did Mike sleep in Will’s room in Lenora?

#byler #no but I can’t decide what’s more abhorrent #mike sleeping in the living room with murray and them not showing us #or #mike sleeping in will’s room and them not showing us #like why did mike only bring his backpack and duffel bag into will’s room for their talk? #where was his suitcase? #i checked in shots showing the front doorway and the living room and mike’s suitcase is nowhere in sight #i guess it could be in a spare bedroom? #but weren’t they trying to sneak out of will’s window or something? #so the agents wouldn’t notice? #otherwise why not just set his bags by the door? why haul them downstairs? #and why not bring his suitcase too for a swift exit? #unless… his suitcase is already in there? #maybe he slept there the first night but then went to the living room the second night with murray gone now? #why don’t y’all share with the class #why is it so close to mike like all he’s gotta do it grab it and run away 😭 #I know the duffers know where mike slept #yall wanna share with the class?

[sonohban]

what if he installed blinds

#the meme of the guy on the computer closing his curtains because of the outside world #i just think it's so funny that like. it's an established thing where #gohan gets so absorbed in his work #that he doesn't answer the door #and piccolo has to scratch at his window like a fucking raccoon to get his attention #gohan #son gohan #piccolo #dragon ball super super hero #dbssh #dragon ball #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dbs #my art

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

I love that there's one half of people who think Ridley should be this terrifying dragon demon who antagonizes Samus and moves quicker than lightning and that Dark Samus should be this strange organic being with hardly more than a skull who will stop at nothing to have her dead and then there's the other half with Goth Girl and Pathetic Pterodactyl.

#and I'm sitting just outside enjoying both #i personally prefer scary sadistic ridley who calls samus names and remembers exactly what he did #but i also like stupid bird who tries to flee through a closed window and doesn't notice the wide open door right there #I'm not like the biggest metroid fan but my brother is and I've always admired it. so I'm slowly but surely learning and being drawn in #like i love the lore stuff (even if i really only know the basics) but the actual gameplay has just never been for me #metroid #samus aran #Old Bird to samus: little bird (affectionate) Ridley: little bird (derogatory) #metroid samus #ridley metroid #dark samus #i just think it's neat

[stinkrascal]

the person who i stopped being friends with came to my fucking house to ask me if i blocked her???? oh my fucking god lady you are 35 YEARS OLD??????

#i cant believe that fucking happened oh my god??????? she actually came to my house?????? #remember how i was having a freakout about how i thought she’d come to my house n i was checking windows and shit HA i feel validated now #OH MY GOD??????? my boyfriend had to tell her to leave bc she just kept standing there at the door??????? #he CLOSED THE BLINDS ON HER FACE AND STILL WOULDN’T LEAVE????????? #i cant believe that fucking happened I CANT BELIEVE A 35 YEAR OLD CONFRONTED ME IRL ABOUT BLOCKING HER PHONE NUMBER HOLY SHIT #thank god my amazing twin brother and his spouse and my boyfriend were here to help me bc id literally freak the fuck out if i was alone #i feel so unsafe now holy shit what a fucking weirdo 😭

[black-and-yellow]

Wake up it's time for Hotel Dusk posting.

#hotel dusk room 215 #last window the secret of cape west #kyle hyde #louis denonno #LWDE (last window Denonno edition) #i've been thinking of the mental Last Window AU a lot. #I think either Dunning finally decides to fix up the hotel so it has to close for a while #or Louie just leaves of his own volition. or gets fired. whichever #either way he's gotta be out of there #obviously he knows where Kyle lives cause he has the guest logs #he turns up at his door like 'yo hyde guess who' and Kyle is like 'great' but lets him stay anyway because #why wouldn't you. it's louie #he crashes on the couch but he's pretty content there. #lends a hand at Lucky's Cafe mixing drinks. earns his keep #when he first arrives Tony asks him for money which starts them off on a bad foot #when Marie's ring goes missing and Tony gets blamed he's like 'no way. it's that shady guy who's staying with Hyde' #obviously Kyle is torn because he knows Louie has a history and Tony's not exactly honest #but he wants to believe he's innocent #drama !! #so yeah that's what I've been thinking about #guess who's listening to Romeo by Basement Jaxx again

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

if i had a genie lamp id wish for Three Things: 1) spiders stay the fuck away from me & out of my spaces. 2) infinite moneys. 3) draw quickly.

#mainly the Draw Quickly one #i scribble so so so so slow #i could share So Much More if i could do more than one full doodle per night #like that one butterfly!howdy thing where he jumped off the roof? took me all fucking night #im not even exaggerating lmfao it took Hours #i looks at people cranking out a+ doodle posts and im sadly gazing from behind my rain-streaked window a la kermit #except its not rain streaked. i havent seen rain in months i think #absolutely unprompted #oh while im here lemme give a spider update No One asked for #yeah so yesterday the Biggest wolf spider i have Ever seen decided to set up camp in my bathroom. bc of course it did. #i mean that thing was. disturbingly big. freakazoid city. #i had to chase it into the bathtub with my spider-fighting broom #and then i uhhhhhh febreezed it until it couldnt move. #then i washed it down the drain with a high powered jet of shower water #do i feel bad? yes of course. but there was no other way that i could handle. #im assuming that when i go get a Snack right after posting this another spider will be in the hallway or in my bathroom #its summer. unfortunately. there will only be more and more crawling inside #edit: my cat magically Appeared in my room. i stg both of them were out when i closed the door

[throwdownyourheart]

…

#there’s this handsome straight dad who comes into my work sometimes #the first day he ever came in he said “be good’’ when he left and that’s been living in my head rent-free ever since #he came in today when it was ten minutes to close and we chatted for a bit #when I left him to do his shopping he tapped his hand on the small of my back and said thanks for the help #I showed him this jock harness I’m working on that’s cowboy as hell #he laughed and said “you stay on that western stuff huh’’ #guilty as charged #he handed it back to me and said ‘‘I wish I knew how to quit you — that’s exactly what it made me think of! #I don’t know if it was a mistake but when he left he said ‘‘love you; be good” #I’d already locked the doors so I walked back to the break room away from the window view and just #like #😤🫠🥺 #anyway my heart’s a hoe and I’m so fucking gay #lubbock texas #personal as hell #we've always been around

[thekenobee]

Got locked in the bathroom so I 🪓 my way out

#when god closes one door he gives you an axe #my dad handed me it through the window #i dont USU walk into the bathroom with an axe #but i bloody hell should #of mice and me #im not like other girls #(the white gap is the one i made and im PROUD)

[inhidingxoxo3637]

CW Albert Arenas

A win doesn't get you good treatment ☝️😔

#yes i do think *cw albert arenas* is hilarious #tho i dont rlly have beef w him hes just some guy #rip oncu i think if ur napping in a car n someone interrupts u they deserve death penalty #why yes i did once almost suffocate myself taking a nap in a stationary car in the summer w the windows n doors closed whos asking? #car naps r absolutely unmatched #til my tailbone starts hurting #moto3 #moto2 #albert arenas #deniz oncu

[blondiexbiites]

The city had never been Maddie's first choice.

She had been thinking of someplace warmer and more exotic. Of course, this place was warmer than Detroit which sat on the river across from Canada, and every winter the recipient of lake-effect snows. No, this city was coastal; it snowed during the winter, but not often as much, and the temperatures were more moderate. Not moderate enough; Madison had been thinking more along the lines of Miami, but the allure of starting fresh convinced her to stay.

This place was big enough that she didn't know anyone, and didn't feel compelled by good manners to acknowledge them as she drank the blood from their wrists. The city also provided a steady supply of bodies--living and dead. Madison loved bodies, loved studying them, which was why she was standing outside of Fabian's door, mouth salivating in anticipation of him opening the door and falling victim to her eyes. A simple hypnosis would do the trick. His death would be quick and clean and Madison would haul him back to her apartment at record speed with the full intent of dissecting him piece by piece so that she could sew him back together with pink string and lace. Poor Fabian would no longer be able to entertain her with his brooding eyes and depressive silence, but that was okay! He would make for the perfect flesh puppet and--

"Is that a bunny?"

@pxrolee

#∘⡊ ☾ ˚⊹peter rabbit⊹ — closed rp #madison casually preparing to kill and turn fabian into a flesh puppet when all of a sudden he opens the door and she sees a rabbit! #in his arms! #PLANS WENT OUT THE WINDOW #SHE'S CUDDLING THAT BUNNY

[lizmitches]

the thing IS !!! that after i lit the candle that ended up making lisa star in a gay short film (in which she didn’t kiss a woman) i never actually blew it out (because she didn’t kiss a woman) and therefore that candle has been lit for well over a year (in the hopes she would kiss a woman) THUS melissa schemmenti will now be canonically bisexual (and kiss a woman)

#when god closes a door he opens a window…..into my psyche #i am not well

[crimeronan]

my general fic is like "here are some intense queerplatonic polyamorous relationships between messy people learning some of the things i've had to learn myself when navigating my own found family :)" and then my horror fic is like "here's how i feel currently :) i didn't want to act like it's rly bad because it's often not on the reread. but i have now been reliably informed that these stories made multiple people actually literally for real puke irl"

#when god closes a door (having a body that works) he opens a window (MAKE EVERYONE ELSE AS SICK AS YOU ARE GOAAAALLLLL) #my writing #autoimmune tag

[thistransient]

You would think that, having majored in Germanistik in my now-distant uni days, I would be eager for opportunities to speak German. Indeed, I will shamelessly claim that I'm still fluent- to anyone except native speakers lest I be pressed to demonstrate after not having had an actual conversation in German in years. Until tonight. Oh god it's rusty. I kept involuntarily saying things in Chinese instead and being unable to come up with even simple words like "tired". I was mortified enough that I actually asked the guy I was talking to if he wanted to do a language exchange. Which he does. Maybe there's salvation at hand for mein schiaches Deutsch...

#when god closes a door he opens a window #i mean this more about my language exchange situation than my german #also the amount of phd students in my life at any given time #i have to actually follow up on this though

[hellhoundlair]

venting sorry. i get emotional thinking of the media both me and my dad loved growing up and the father daughter bonds that were the highlights of those movies and tv shows to him and i feel like i failed

#my dad and i used to watch adventure time together and my dad LOVED simon and marcy and he learnt daddy why did you eat my fries on the #guitar and i used to sing it with him. and one time when i was 14 ish and severely depressed and anxious we had people over #and my dad was talking about adventure time lmao and was getting his guitar and wanted me to sing it with him and i just said NO. #because i was mad at him. and embarassed. and we never sung it together ever again. its been too long now. that window has closed. #but i wish we could #my relationships with my dad never really recovered after my teen years and its hard to talk to him. #i wish i could talk to him. we are really similar. in the bad ways too #vent #SORRY GUYS i need to find a therapist #my family just never talks abt their feelings. or when they do its when theyre angry. i dont feel like i can bring this up to them. #i just hate knowing i rejected my dad like that. he probably saw me not wanting to sing w him as very personal. not that hed ever say it #AND FUCKIN INTERSTELLAR me and my dad both loved interstellar at a time when i was -again- severely depressed and locking myself in my room #and the father and daughter go have scenes that feel very similar to things that were going on in my house at the time. where shes #baracading the door and not letting people in. it rly hit home is what im saying #and my dad loved the movie i loved it too but the family relationships in the movie were never discussed whenever we talked abt it #but for christmas one year my dad gave me a watch. like the one fuckin matthew mcconoughey give his daughter in the movie #and i wear it all the time. it makes me fuckin cry sometimes that stupid fucking watch. but it means so much. #i just wish hed talk abt his fucking feelings so i wouldnt need a watch to know my dad still loves me #also this post is about transitioning and my dad feeling like he lost that father daughter bond with me but we wont get into all that