#Cumplane friendship

[takingasterix]

New SVSSS animatic!! It takes place during the years that Shen Qingqiu was dead, and shows the grief of various characters. Took me sooo long, but was totally worth it and so so fun! Hope you enjoy! <3

#svsss #scum villains self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #shang qinghua #ming fan #ning yingying #yang yixuan #liushen #bingqiu #qijiu #cumplane friendship #svsss animatic #all relationships are only implied #of course #Youtube

[thestormthatrises]

SQQ: So.

SQH: Yeah?

SQQ: I may be in love with Binghe.

SQH: Binghe? As in Luo Binghe? Protagonist, despiser of Shen Qingqiu, future killer of you, Luo Binghe?

SQQ: If you must put it like that, *yes* u_u

SQH:

SQQ:

SQH:

SQQ: Thoughts?

SQH: Yeah, and prayers. Holy shit, bro

#luo binghe #bingqiu #cumplane #cucumber bro #cucumberplane #airplane shooting towards the sky #shang qinghua #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #cumplane friendship #svsss

[torchstelechos]

Genuinely think that SQQ being a dick to SQH at any possible chance during peak meetings saved a lot of suspicious from the other peak lords. Him being one of those petty online friends but in real life makes all the peak lords just accept that the much nicer SQQ actually is SQQ because look at that! He called SQH a talentless hack of a man and hit him with his fan! It might be more expressive that SQQ was before but the spirit is still the same!! Of course SQH and SQQ both are besties 4ever in this instance but to others it doesnt look like that lmao

#SVSSS #scum villian self saving system #shen quingqiu #Shang Qinghua #I just think that rude friendships look a lot like how the peak lords would expect SQQ qould act like if he didnt like someone #because whil hes no long as closed off and mean to others its still the same person so there must be someone he fucking hates! #Anyway they just think all the anger went to SQH lmao #rip to him basically he gets thrown to the wolves if anything bad happens post canon #because all the peak lords get him to tell SQQ if something bad or annoying happens #Cumplane friendship #I hate that Im tagging that yceiyvequewbuebkewr

[biasto-bias]

I wrote a short ficlet: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53773129

Summary: Shen Qingqiu runs across a sex-changing plant. He’s strangely reluctant to take the cure.

Tags: Trans Female Shen Qingqiu, Bingqiu, Cumplane friendship, humor

275 words, G

#svsss #bingqiu #trans female shen qingqiu #trans shen qingqiu #transfem shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #cumplane friendship #genderbend

[wumiings]

Y’know we give Shen Qingqiu a lot of flack for having low emotional intelligence, but I think he deserves some points for the time Shang Qinghua crashed his romantic vacation to mope about Mobei-jun and returning to the modern world and SQQ just goes, “You’re obviously not actually leaving, dumbass. You just want to guilt your boyfriend into apologizing and being nicer to you.” Like, he read him So Easily.

#top cumplane friendship moments tbh #svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua

[cumforts69]

i have this headcanon that cumplane flirt with each other jokingly, since yk their humor BUT the others have no idea that they do this ironically so they're just like.

Wow. Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua??? Since when do they like each other?? I thought SQQ hated SQH??? Doesnt he hit him with his fan..? Is that... their love language?? Flirting and bullying each other?

#PLS ITS SO FUNNY #I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP #svsss #scum villian self saving system #holds them gently #shen yuan #yue qingyuan #shang qinghua #cumplane #cucumberplane #svsss peak lords #headcanons

[thats-a-real-mood]

You know what i could see SQH doing? Making side accounts and fucking with SQQ. Like just saying the most ridiculous things in the comments and watching Peerless cucumber go off into tangents and rant about things. Or just insult PIDW and watch as SQQ gave the most backhanded compliments.

#sqq #sqq defending pidw to the last but that doesnt mean that he actually likes the book #sqh trolling sqq #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #cumplane #cumplane friendship goals #sqh #pidw #svsss

[ylvglo]

That is not what cumplane stands for xD

#daily life thoughts #svsss #cumplane #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen yuan #peerless cucumber #noticed this when I was looking up SQH's height the other day #I might be relatively new to this fandom but I like to think I recognize a shipping tag when I see one #admittedly I mostly see it in the friendship sense but still #I'm sorry svsss wiki editors but that's just too funny

[a-mere-dream]

I really want to write a fic where Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua just. Don't click right away.

Shang Qinghua is too "old-fashioned." He has adjusted too much to the period they now live in to count as modern, not really. Most slang has gone forgotten and he has not a single clue what happened in the last episode of Naruto. The Internet is a faintly wishful daydream, but not something he thinks about every day.

Shen Qingqiu is "immature," and throws this world's ingrained social norms out the window the second they're alone, leaving a small thing in Shang Qinghua's chest absolutely scandalised. Shen Qingqiu is fully ready and willing to spend three hours debating the choices made in anime that came out just before their death, and is disgusted to learn Shang Qinghua doesn't care about that anymore.

They sit on opposite sides of a table and they both think that they should be able to relate to the other, but they can't. Time has changed one of them but left the other untouched.

I think they'd still get along, it would just take an uncomfortable few weeks where they both feel out the edges of their friendship. They learn to speak the same language again. It just takes a bit of effort.

(It'd also make for some delicious Shang Qinghua angst. Child of two worlds, child of neither.)

(Holy shit is this a metaphor for second generation immigrants??)

#svsss #scumbag system #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #cumplane #like i love their two braincells vibrating on the exact same frequency thing as much as the next person #that is #i go absolutely feral about it and will throw down with anyone who says their friendship sucks #and this isn't really in opposition to that i guess? #like part of the whole deal in svsss is that relationships require understanding and that that doesn't miraculously happen #no matter how much you want it to #so i guess this would thematically support that #pff look at me trying to justify all this when all i needed to say was. cumplane good. #i love them your honor

[hanguaang-jun]

alright!!! i have reached almost 15k on this reverse transmigration modern au fic and we have achieved a lot of shenanigans and also our first sex scene so i'm very proud of myself. definitely gonna wrap up all the loose ends and maybe make it funnier and sexier and then it will be done!!!

#svsss #moshang #mxtx #i am so pleased with myself you don't even know. #writing can be such a burden but also so fun #im gonna forsure add more cumplane friendship shenanigans #and maybe half a bingqiu sex scene if i must. shenanigans are more important though #all in all i feel like im at least 3/4ths of the way through it!! #please encourage me though jesus christ writing is hard

[miyu-hyperfixates]

Journey to Shizun‘s Bed

Summary: In which Shang Qinghua tries his hands at adapting catchy opening songs and Shen Qingqiu is. not. amused.

A spiritual aura sweeps through Cang Qiong Mountain Within the Qing Jing Peak’s disciples, I, The Handsome Junshang with Earth-shaking shattering power, am the most beloved Even the Xuan Su Sword and the Bai Zhan War God have to let me play freely! If I want to show off on Earth, I'll win the Immortal Alliance Conference. If I want to become an emperor, I'll grace the Southern Demon Palace with my presence. If I were to admit that I was wrong, my heart would still be arrogant. Around the Cang Qiong Mountain, the favorite of Qing Jing Peak, Sauntering around with a light slash of Xin Mo, I have explored all of the Demon and Mortal Realm, Using just a drop of my blood to alter my destiny. Fearless in the face of countless challenge, even from the Endless Abyss But what I really fear the most is Shizun disappearing on me! To properly court Shizun, we can't afford to relax at any step, To properly court Shizun, we will be impulsive together. To properly court Shizun, we have to cooperate for Shizun. Gradually achieving spousehood, Where our names will be praised for ten thousand generations, Luo Binghe!

- Journey to Shizun’s bed, song adapted by Shang Qinghua

Shen Qingqiu, back when he used to be called Shen Yuan, had been a Millenial. A male chinese one at that. He grew up in the heyday of Hongkongese TV shows, back when each fighting scenes were authentic pieces of art and special effects were kept at a minimum. So of course he was very familiar with all the classics, okay? Especially Journey to the West.

He used to fawn over the strength, intelligence and arrogance of Sun Wukong, cheering every time the Monkey King would win a fight or outwit an enemy. He used to grimace every time Zhu Bajie was in the general vicinity of any female characters. He used to throw insult at the TV screen every time Tang Sanzang refused to believe his disciple about this or that character being a demon in disguise (even though he fucking knew Sun Wukong had the ability to see through any kind of subterfuges and disguises)... that and getting basically kidnapped and/or nearly eaten every freaking episodes! So. Damn. Infuriating!

Shen Qingqiu wanted to throw something just by thinking about it!

But anyway, back to the matter on hand. Shen Qingqiu knew his classics.

So, of course, he’d immediately recognize it when he overheard Shang Qinghua absently humming the opening song of the Journey to the West, the 1996 one of course (because any other adaption didn’t deserve any recognition - fight him!).

Well, “overhead” might be too big of a word.

Shen Qingqiu had agreed to help Shang Qinghua go through his massive mountain of disorderly paperwork, in exchange for the location of a pair of mythical beasts that had only been mentioned once in Proud Immortal Demon Way, but didn’t appear in any books that Shen Qingqiu had read so far. And after a while Shang Qinghua had just forgotten that his fellow transmigrator was still in the room, hence the humming which had now evolved into full-fledged singing. 

 Now, usually, that would have been the point prompting Shen Qingqiu to snap at him to freaking work in silence, because Shang Qinhua’s taste in music was on par with his literature one’s - that is to say absolutely cringy and of the vulgar variety. And he tended to sing in loops. Absolutely maddening!

But suddenly overcome with a rare sense of nostalgia, Shen Qingqiu decided not to interrupt and actually listen. He was actually impressed that Shang Qinghua remembered the cantonese lyrics, what’s with his usual shitty memory and language proficiency.

So, when it looped back to the beginning of the song, he started to properly pay attention to the lyrics.

A spiritual aura sweeps through Cang Qiong Mountain Within the Qing Jing Peak’s disciples, I, The Handsome Junshang with Earth-shaking shattering power, am the most beloved Even the Xuan Su Sword and the Bai Zhan War God have to let me play freely!

Shen Qingqiu frowned. Wait. That wasn’t right! What’s with those lyrics?!

If I want to show off on Earth, I'll win the Immortal Alliance Conference. If I want to become an emperor, I'll grace the Southern Demon Palace with my presence. If I were to admit that I was wrong, my heart would still be arrogant.

He snorted. So Shang Qinghua had actually adapted the original opening lyrics to make them about Luo Binghe, instead.

Around the Cang Qiong Mountain, the favorite of Qing Jing Peak, Sauntering around with a light slash of Xin Mo, I have explored all of the Demon and Mortal Realm, Using just a drop of my blood to alter my destiny.

Shen Qingqiu was actually impressed? This hack author had only made some minor changes (the locations and powers) but the gist and intent of the original song still remained the same. He’d never noticed how the original could fit so well with this OP protagonist of his. Had Luo Binghe personality been inspired by Sun Wukong? Maybe he would ask Shang Qinghua for a written version of the lyrics... just because he was curious about it, okay! ... and certainly not because he actually started to like this version better than the original! 

Fearless in the face of countless challenge, even from the Endless Abyss But what I really fear the most is Shizun disappearing on me!

Shen Qingqiu winced. Yeah, even that part was similar. What’s with the countless number of wife plots he had been subject to in the past few years. Wait... Did that make him Tang Sanzang?! No way! Nope! He refused!

“To properly court Shizun, we can't afford to relax at any step, To properly court Shizun, we - ACK! Cucumber-bro! W-what, stop hitting me! OUCH!”

Before Shang Qinghua could even finish the verse, Shen Qingqiu had promptly leapt from his seat and lunged at him, with all the ferocity of an indignant swan. He punctuated each of his word with a violent hit of his fan.

“You! Hack! Author! How! Dare! You!”

“W-wait! Wait! I’m sorry! ACK! I’m really sorry! Stop hitting me, please!”

But Shen Qingqiu wasn’t done.

“You! If it weren’t bad enough that you made me into a Tang Sanzang proxy, you actually dared to make me, the Holy Sutras?! How blasphemous can you actually get?!”

Shang Qinghua laughed nervously at that, scratching his cheek, “Well, you have to admit, Cucumber-bro, it does fit surprisingly well with the narra- ACK! Okay! Shutting up, right now! I’ll repent properly for all the wrong I’ve done!”

Shen Qingqiu huffed, “You’d better. And hand over the written lyrics, I’m confiscated it, just to make it won’t get into the wrong hands!”

There was a knowing glint in his eyes as Shang Qinghua went to fetch said lyrics and gave them to him. “Yeah sure, cucumber-bro.”

Just for that Shen Qingqiu hit him, once more.

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The thing was... The song was catchy, okay! (And the lyrics were surprisingly good if you ignore the last verse.)

So was it really surprising that Shen Qingqiu found himself singing it without meaning to?

At first, he would be too thin-faced to actually reach the end of the song and would stop right before the last verse. But after singing it countless times, he actually stopped paying attention to the meaning of the words, which happened often enough when you sing in a language that wasn’t your native language, and instintively went through the whole song.

So naturally, his sticky, sticky disciple who should learn not to move so silently, was bound to hear it at some point.

His last remains of hope that Luo Binghe wouldn’t understand the lyrics promptly shattered when he saw him grinning from ear to ear, begging his Shizun to sing it one more time.

(He remembered too late that Airplane had handwaved the language barrier between a Cantonese speaking wife and Mandarin speaking Luo Binghe by stating that apparently everyone in PIDW could understand and speak both, which was utter bullshits that Shen Yuan had ranted about in at least three separate comments.What was the point of making a distinction between the two if everyone and their mothers could speak it?!)  

Face beat red from utter shame, Shen QIngqiu stubbornly refused to sing it again, no matter how many time he was coaxed.

It fucking figured though that Luo Binghe would manage to memorize the song after only hearing it once. 

The next following days, found that cheeky disciple of his happily singing it as swept the floor of the Bamboo Hut. 

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Naturally, at some point, both Ning Yingying and Liu Mingyan also heard of it ( which for some reason meant that Sha Hualing also knew about it?) .

... Naturally, the song became the most known song in the Three Realm within a week.

Shen Qingqiu was going to eviscerate Shang Qinghua!!

(About a year later, a book co-written by Lian Su Mian Hua and an unknown author pennamed Sword Shooting Towards the Sky, became widly circulated. It told the epic tale of a peerless cultivator who travelled through the several Realms, with his three rambunctious but powerful disciples, on the head of a giant snake  to search for some holy artifacts.

The first disciple was a half-heavenly demon who was propably singlehandedly the most powerful being in all Three Realms and the only person he was known to bow down to was his Shizun.

The second one was a very powerful cultivator who owed his Shizun his life, he would have been known for both his fighting prowess and his beauty - if he hadn’t been beaten every single time by his Shixiong!

The last disciple, was the one who had known Shizun the longest despite being the last one accepted as a disciple. The reason was that even though he was rumoured to be powerful to the point of even having his Da-shixiong being wary of him, he had been forbbiden from drawing his sword out.

Now the most interesting part of the tale though is that the Shizun was probably the only one really focused on the goal. The three disciples (and the snake?!) actually spent the integrality of the journey trying to get into their master’s bed fighting each other and protecting their masters’s virtue from the dozen other contenders, though the master remained utterly obvious the whole way - under the firm belief that the beings (humans, gods, demons) that kept kidnapping him right, left and center wanted to eat him... which you know, yes, but not that way.

The furious scream from the usually peacefully Qing Jing Peak could be heard all the way to An Ding, Shang Qinghua elected right there to flee have a prolonged stay at his King residence.)

THE END.

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Extra:

Sun Wukong & LBH: I have no fear.

Tang Sanzang & SQQ, exists and keeps getting kidnapped or dying.

Sun Wukong & LBH: I have one (1) fear.

The JTTW (1996) opening used this meme nearly two decades before it was invented and I think it’s freaking hilarious!

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Author’s note:

1) Okay so, I used to watch a lot of Chinese TV shows when I was a kid - I watched them in Vietnamese dub though. Recently, I randomly wanted to watch Journey To the West again, and realized after one episode and a half that I wasn’t nearly as proficient in Vietnamese as I used to be when I was 10.... (which, WTF?!)... or maybe back then,  it didn’t bothered me as much not to understand everything as long as I got the gist of the story.

Well whatever the reason I promptly switched to the original version with English subtitles. And the team subbing the episodes actually went through the effort of translating all the songs as well, which meant I understood the lyrics of the opening for the first time ever (they were kept in Cantonese, even in the dub)  and I was like...

So after my initial amazement of how the opening embodied so well Sun Wukong, I was like “Wait... for some reasons it reminds me of LBH as well.”

And because I couldn’t get the idea out of my head, I actually started writing it!

 2) Mandarin vs Cantonese....

So one of my HCs is that Shen Yuan is proficient in a lot of language:

- Mandarin, which is his native language. - Cantonese, by watching those Hongkongese TV shows as a kid and learning by sheer osmosis... which means he actually knows the outdated way of speaking in Cantonese - English, through school - Japanese - a little bit of Korean 

As for SQH, well to be honest, I needed a reason to explain how he knew Cantonese enough to adapt the lyrics, so for the sake of the story his father is from Macau (Cantonese), while his mother is from Shanghai (Mandarin), which is why he naturally understands and speaks both.  

3) I was shocked to learn that “Marriagehood” wasn’t a word, it sounds so much better than “Spousehood”

4) Here is the original lyrics, if you’re interested

(Credits to the swkfansubs team for the translation!)

A spiritual aura sweeps through Flower Fruit Mountain Within the Water Curtain Cave, I, The Handsome Monkey King Earth-shaking shattering power, am the master Even the Jade Emperor and the Dragon King have to let me play freely! If I want to play on Earth, I'll create a sensation. If I want to become an emperor, I'll grace the Dragon Palace with my presence. If I were to admit that I was wrong, my heart would still be arrogant. Around the Golden Flower Fruit Mountain, the King of Water Curtain Cave, Somersaulting around with light flips, I have explored all of East and West, Using just half a strand of my hair to alter my destiny. Fearless in the face of countless challenge, even from Wind and Fire But what I really fear the most is my master going missing! To retrieve the Holy Sutras, we can't afford to relax at any step, To retrieve the Holy Sutras, we will be impulsive together To retrieve the Holy Sutras, we have to cooperate for the Sutras. Gradually achieving Buddhahood, When our names will be praised for ten thousand generations, Sun Wukong !

5) I need a real JTTW AU like, right now! Someone please make it happens!

#svsss #bingqiu #cumplane weird friendship #journey to the west song AU #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #luo binghe has a very sun wukong energy

[fanfictionroxs]

Okay but listen listen.. Luo Binghe may be super duper jealous of the cumplane friendship, but the day Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu have a serious fight, Bingbing goes crying to Mobei like his parents are getting a divorse.

#binghe be like: why are my husband and uncle/father breaking up 😭 #mobei: why is husband mad at my sister wife... brother husband? #i dunno what he calls sqq in his head #anyway #svsss #cumplane #cucumberplane #bingqiu #moshang #luo binghe #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #mobei jun #scum villain #scum villain self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #danmei #mxtx #funny #crack #memes

[thestormthatrises]

SQH: Bro! Come *on!!* Do me a solid 🥺 I'm your nicest Martial brother!

SQQ: Pfft! You wish! That's YQY.

SQH: Ok, fine! Do it for me because I'm your most loyal martial brother! u-u

SQQ: That's LQG!

SQH:....

SQH: Look, I am you martial brother and--!!

#cumplane #cumplane friendship #cucumberplane #cucumber bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #shang qinghua #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #svsss

[travelingneuritis]

see what we have to remember is that Luo Binghe loves it when SQQ babies him but he equally loves it when SQQ is a little zesty with him and in fact frequently deploys manipulation tactics to toggle him between the two states. acting out so SQQ will scold him and bap him on the head, then removing every bone in his body and crying on command so SQQ will give him kissies and let LBH perform depraved sex acts upon him (which SQQ will graciously tolerate, as an act of charity). It's pretty clear that this back-and-forth manipulation LBH does is a feature of SQQ's attraction to him, not a bug (see also: the death grip Su Xiyan and Tianlang jun had on each other's sexual psyches).

and obv. Luo Binghe is Shang Qinghua's self-insert. So any fandom take on cumplane's friendship really has to go in hard on how much they both get off (emotionally, socially, or otherwise) on being so disgustingly weird for each other.

#sometimes i read fics where cumplane seem to actually really dislike each other and i'm like. NO you don't GET IT they're CODEPENDENT!!!! #idk i just like thinking about Them #cumplane #bingqiu #svsss

[weirdocat83]

I hate the fact that one of my favorite ships is a non-canon ship with a name that makes me want to crawl in a hole and die every time I say it out loud. I love fics of airplane/shen yuan because their whole relationship is so strange and weirdly nuanced. A parasocial relationship between an author and his hater both turned into transmigrators in the world the author wrote making them the only people that could truly understand each other in that world. So their weird parasocial relationship turns into a best friendship and eventually possibly something more. Frankly, I think it’s romantic and funny in fanfics when they bicker like an old married couple while also having solemn moments reminiscing about a reality they can’t get back to or even modern AUs where they meet up and Shen yuan gets on airplane’s case about fixing his writing and possibly even paying him to do so. but at the same time, every time I have to say the ship name, ‘cumplane’ I die a little inside because really? You had to take their usernames -which are both dick jokes- and make the “ultimate” dick joke?? Why?

#mxtx svsss #svsss #cumplane #scumbag villain self saving system #scum villain #scumbag system #scum villian self saving system #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #ugh #i hate them #but i love them

[guessilllive]

The cumplane friendship is the peak of humor for me.

#shang qinghua #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #cumplane #Why is that there ship name? #not really #A ship #queer platonic ships #best friends #svsss fanart #svsss meme #cute chibi