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mockingbirdshymn · 1 year

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way too many camp camp headcanons? why not

part six: dolph

he will never grow a mustache. bows thank you thank you everyone

he has a dog, as mentioned in Part 5!! a german shepherd named frieda, who he's had since he was about six. i hc him to be nine, so the dog is about three and a half or so years old.

dolph's parents are divorced. his father met his mother, who was born and raised in germany, while he stayed in germany on an army base due to his position in the military. they met, fell in love, and had dolph. i like to think his name was a joke the two had while dolph's mother was pregnant, but they blanked when he was actually born and went with it. dolph's parents divorced when he was eight, and he moved back to america with his father. he grew up in germany on the army base and picked up the accent, and because he visited his various german relatives, he can also fluently speak the language. his mother's side of the family is big on candy making, and he made candies with his uncle and grandmother when he still lived in germany. after the divorce, when he moved back to the US, he misses them a lot.

dolph has autism, because it's stated in S4's "cameron campbell can't handle the truth serum" or whatever its called, and i also like to project onto him

dolph will grow up to get accepted into an art school. he won't become famous or anything, or even well-known, but as an adult he'll make a decent salary off of his art. he works side-jobs, but art is his main income.

during 5th grade, when dolph learns about WW2, he goes "o h." he has a good heart and doesn't want to end up like he who shall not be named. he probably gets a haircut too.

dolph has an entire drawer full of neatly organized art supplies, with every pencil, crayon, eraser, colored pencil, paintbrush, paint, watercolor, etc. you could think of.

dolph's room is always clean, because he can't handle a messy environment. he says it 'sufocates his creativity'.

dolph is friends with preston! not good friends, but dolph will make art/props/backgrounds for preston's plays in exchange for favors/money. they both respect each other's crafts.

dolph became friends with nerris and nikki when the two checked up on him to see if he was okay during candy kingpin. they became closer and eventually ended up being good friends and helped dolph learn what a healthy friendship actually is

dolph has a wall in his room that he painted various drawings on himself. galaxies, feilds, roses, rainbows, clouds, animals, people, everything you can think of. it looks pretty, and he intends to paint every wall in his room- including the ceiling, which he wants to paint like the night sky.

dolph gets sick pretty often. weak ass immune system. what makes it worse is that he's allergic to several medicines, so he just suffers through the illness half the time.

dolph likes reading! specifically non-fiction, especially autobiographies. he typically draws scenes from the books he reads, and gifts them to the author through the mail- that is, if the author is still alive and has an avalible adress.

he insists his father hangs up the art pieces he's proud of around the house. only three are currently up- his dad says that's the limit, and if he wants to put another up, he has to take one down.

dolph's mother/german side of the family is supportive of his artsy talents. his father isn't, because he believes men should be manly, and art isn't manly to him.

dolph can solve a rubix cube! not fast, but he's able to do it. he has a rubix cube in his room that he painted so each side is a different well-known art piece.

anything dolph can paint in the house, he's painted. old book covers, mugs, flowerpots, doors, all of it.

dolph's mostly a painter, but he's trying to discover new artistic styles, such as drawing, watercolor, hyperrealistic art (he's bad at it and gives up eventually), etc. he sticks to painting in the end, but the extra experience helps him in the future.

thats all for the tiny boy

#camp camp #cc dolph #cc nerris #cc nikki #cc space kid #headcanons #this was tagged so wrong at first i’m sorry

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thelensofyashunews · 3 months

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Big Moochie Grape Shares “Wake ‘Em Up” To All Streaming Platforms

A “gigantic” force in the Memphis rap community, Big Moochie Grape is impossible to ignore. Never one to stand still, Moochie continues to put in work after ending a short prison stay, sharing the official release of his new single and music video “Wake ‘Em Up.” He debuted the track last week via 4 ShootersOnly's renowned platform From The Block, performing the new song in front of a hanging microphone the same night he left the corrections facility where he spent his sentence. The viral video has over 400k views in the past week. Produced by his favorite sound architect, PRE's own Bandplay, Moochie injects a jolt of energy into “Wake ‘Em Up,” vowing to rouse anyone who might have slept on him.

The official video for “Wake ‘Em Up” documents Moochie’s first day out from the moment he walks out the prison gates with a huge smile on his face. He shares a joyous reunion with his crew before heading to Atlanta where he embraces post-prison life, showing off his icy jewelry, getting a haircut, and counting stacks of cash.

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The "Wake 'Em Up" video continues a saga that started with Moochie's new project, East Haiti Baby: Incarcerated, the follow-up to 2022’s East Haiti Baby. The high-octane mixtape welcomes guest verses exclusively from other incarcerated rappers, including YFN Lucci, who who turns in a sing-song counterpoint to Moochie's machine gun patter on "I Made It," Rio Da Yung OG on "Bars," a Memphis-meets-Michigan-style banger, and his PRE cohort Big Unccc, who tears it up on "L.A. Lakers." Notably, the project welcomes an interlude from C-Murder, a close friend of Moochie's late mentor Young Dolph, the No Limit soldier who has been locked up for decades and has much wisdom to share. Honoring the project's theme, Big Moochie Grape and Paper Route Empire partnered with the Bail Project, a non-profit that advocates for bail reform and provides free bail assistance to those in need, to match donations up to $20k in December 2023.Featuring an additional guest appearance from Bankroll Freddie, East Haiti Baby: Incarcerated is available all on platforms via Paper Route Empire.

Now that he's free, Big Moochie Grape is hellbent on stepping on necks throughout 2024 and beyond. Stay tuned for much more music from the East Memphis rapper as the year moves along.

#big moochie grape #big moochie #paper rout empire #paper route business #pre #wake em up #memphis #memphis rapper #memphis artist #artist #musician #culture #music #Youtube #Spotify

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randomsufff · 2 years

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What’s this? Camp camp art on my good Dream SMP blog? More likely then you think.

Jk this isn’t a Dream SMP focused blog, I’ve just been hyper focused on that for the past year and haven’t made art on anything else…

Ah ha relatable right guys

Anyways take this bye ✌️

#camp camp #cc daniel #cc harrison #cc ered #cc dolph #cc nerris #cc nikki #cc space kid #recently rediscovered camp camp was a thing #I absolutely love the song Better Then You #even though it’s like a minute long #this was supposed to be a frikin small fast doodle but then it turned into this #also this is the biblically accurate version where Daniel has his pants tucked into his socks #very cursed #was going to caption this “This hurts you just as much as me”#but that’s too edgyTM #I know their necks are super long but what can you do #Harrison out here with the Jim haircut lmao

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kira-bitz · 3 years

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We are already reaching the end of this set! It has been more than a year since I published Max asdf. Now it is turn of the little artist Dolph, and in honor of the end of Shingeki no Kyojin I gave him a haircut similar to Levi's 🤣.

As for the outfit, I tried to move it away from his previous military style to give it a more springy look 🍃🌿🌱. Hope you like it!

Other campers:

Flower Scouts - Teen version Set:

Sasha

#Camp Camp #Camp Camp Dolph #CC Dolph #CampCampDolph #CCDolph #Dolph #KiraBitzArt #Camp Camp KiraBitz

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awordwasthebeginning · 3 years

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the midwife’s secret - sorta liveblogging pt IV

I knew I should've finished this before Lent. Now I had to PAY for it. barbaric

22:14 (no, we're not making good choices here tbh): unsafe crafting techniques step 1: sit on a log that's being sawed in half, smh (not even if you’re sitting between the sawhorses and the end that’s being sawed off is beyond the sawhorses). anyway they're building houses and Christian's off-voice says "our dream of a peaceful life was within reach" so I'm guessing trouble is on its merry way.

22:18: Marthe inspects the skull wound she repaired with a coin when someone yells that there are horses coming.

22:20: It's Margravine Hedwig! The "carriage" looks like a prison cart, but ok. She has brought Dietrich, who is really ill, and wants Marthe to have a look at him.

22:22: Marthe touches Dietrich's pulse and has a flashback to...her mother being dragged to the stake, I guess? She snaps out of it and looks at Hedwig all worried.

22:26: While Christian gives Dietrich a piggy-back ride, Hedwig follows Marthe and demands answers. Marthe reluctantly tells her that Dietrich will probably not survive the next summer and that she can see his...soul? Life-light? and she can see when it goes out. Hedwig is, understandably, distraught.

22:28: Marthe got a haircut between scenes. She goes to collect herbs. Karl, Griseldis' and Hildebrand's son (?), says he wants to "help" her, falls into the river, and kisses Marthe when she helps him stand. Griseldis sees them and reprimands him so he runs away.

22:31: Christian and Lukas are swordfighting when the women approach them and tell Chris that Marthe needs a husband. "Wiprecht would take her, without a dowry too, he needs someone for household and kids." When Christian asks what Marthe says about this, Grete looks at the other two like "I told you".

22:33: Christian: "Marthe, do you want to marry?" She begins to smile but before we can get another Morgaine/Avocadolon situation here, he clarifies: "Do you want to marry Uriens Wiprecht, he needs a wife". Romantic! Understandably, Marthe says she doesn't want to marry (in general). Christian considers the situation solved.

By the way, I saw Christian's actor in some crime drama recently and I can respect him a lot more now - he actually can act somewhat.

22:37: Emperor Friedrich summons all his vassals to a council in Würzburg in 6 weeks. Otto is evilly delighted that the emperor needs them, and says so to Randolf.

22:40: Hedwig tells Otto that Friedrich will always side with Henry the Lion and that right now would be the best time to beat the Lion and form peace on their own conditions.

22:43: Otto is angry with Hedwig for talking (her father's) politics She accuses him of being cruel to his son (Dietrich) but a coward towards the Lion. He slaps her.

22:48: ohh boy what?? this wasn’t in the book, was it??? uhm, so Hedwig sneaks into the chapel at night. Randolf is praying there (apparently he was supposed to become a Benedictine monk before his older brother died? aha) Hedwig says: “your men are battle-ready but there won’t be much battle or bounty because my husband’s a coward and seeks peace with the Lion. so what if...say...the Lion’s men attacked a village here? now? how’s that for peace?” Randolf understands where she’s coming from and has some respect for her ambition? and then they smirk at each other and then kneel next to each other to pray? I DID NOT COME HERE TO FIND RANDOLF ATTRACTIVE OR SHIP HIM WITH HEDWIG WTF WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CAST SABIN TAMBREA. he was supposed to look like evil Dolph Lundgren. not like...That:

#das geheimnis der hebamme #awordwasthebeginning watches #loquor #props to sabin-tambrea #props to shockyhorror

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forestwater87 · 5 years

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Odd question. If you were doing a wing fic (shorthand: everyone has some kind of wings on their back; up to you if they're always out or if they can be banished and summoned at will) for Camp Camp, what kind of wings would the cast have?

Oooh I love wing fics! Hmmm, let’s see . . .

David’s would be a little small for his age/size, and he’d probably be kind of embarrassed about that. He can still fly just fine with them -- which he’d say, defensively, if anyone pointed them out -- and they’re very fluffy, white, with little speckles of green flecked throughout.

Now I know most wing fics stick with feathered wings, but it did occur to me that some sort of insectlike wings -- all delicate-looking and iridescent like the surface of a bubble -- would also suit him very well. They’d be a bit more natural and forest-y, but would still have that element of embarrassment and shyness (he was probably called “fairy” a lot growing up, and it’d be a sore spot for him).

That being said, the idea of David having massive wings was suggested by @ciphernetics, and I must admit that the idea of him either wrapping them around people to protect or comfort them is super cute. Also in a protective moment he could like fwoosh, out they come to shield the campers and it’d be badass. It’s not my preferred hc for him, but there are some lovely ways to play with it.

Gwen’s would be . . . serviceable. Dull, easily overlooked, probably some shade of gray or that kind of dun mousy brown that looks greyish in the right light, bigger than David’s but neither unusually large or small, not especially fluffy but not kind of molted the way some sick people’s are . . . they’re just sort of there. (She was probably nicknamed Pigeon by a lot of people, both as an affectionate term and a derogatory one. And like pigeons’ wings, there are little patches of color among her wings that are hard to see unless you’re looking for them it’s a metaphor get it? aren’t I clever ohoho)

Campbell’s are humongous. The biggest wings ever. He is a mountain of a man, with massive pure-white wings. Some people are convinced he genetically modified them somehow, and they do have this uncanny radioactive glow in the dark but don’t worry about that, it’s perfectly natural and not at all suspicious!

The fun thing about this is that they can get increasingly bedraggled as Season 3 progresses, until they’re drooping and muddy.

Quartermaster has bat wings. I don’t give a fuck if literally every other character has angel wings, QM’s are bats and that’s just the way it has to be.

I like the idea of the campers having small wings that can fit under their clothes, because they haven’t really grown in yet. I imagine maybe Nurf might be an exception, since he seems to be either older or just bigger than the other campers, but for the most part those kiddos look just like their normal selves. That being said, a few ideas of what they might look like grown up:

Max -- black, maybe a little big for his age, like a crow or raven’s wings. When he gets annoyed they puff up and slip out of his hoodie, and it’s a pain to put them back in which annoys him even more and gets them more puffy and hard to stuff back . . . it’s a constant struggle. Pity the poor kid.

Neil -- I’m torn between going with his hair color and giving him some hawklike brown-and-white wings, which I think would look nice with his coloring, and just going hog-wild and giving him wings like a bluebird because of his eyes. I think the latter would be too showy and embarrass him, but there’s something kinda cute about that too. His wings would be like his dad: impossible to ignore and much louder and more obnoxious (in his POV) than they need to be.

Nikki -- big and flecked with golden-orange. Of all the characters I think hers would have the most modifications, because as a kid/young adult she wasn’t careful with them and got them all torn up -- maybe to the point where she can’t even fly with them. But she has Neil and he’s a smart cookie, so I like to think of her wings having a vaguely-steampunk element of mechanisms and patches keeping them together.

Harrison -- white or a very light gray, like a dove’s. He paints the tips gold when he’s older as part of his illusionist costume.

Nerris -- I’m just thinking pure eastern bluebird, orange at the base and then exploding into brilliant blue. I think she’d love how flashy they are.

Ered -- Somehow I want her to have dragon wings. I have no idea why, or how, but I think it’d be extremely cool, and Ered is nothing if not cool. Especially if they’re really rare, almost unheard of, and she’s put a lot of work into transforming herself from the tomboyish freak with the demon wings and gay dads into something to be envious of. Besides, it’s easier to do sick stunts without having to worry about your feathers getting caught on stuff.

Nurf -- All right, I wanna get emo for a moment and say that his wings have been hacked either partly or entirely off by the time he’s an adult. We know he’s been abused in canon, and I think that people like that would go for the easiest target to hurt you, and that target is probably the delicate feathered things sticking out of your back. Bonus points if they’re somehow kind of girly, which coincides with his more sensitive nature and how he initially wanted to do ballet as a kid (especially since I don’t think that was well-received by his family). So, like . . . what remains are very fluffy and sweet-looking, maybe pink or pale yellow and orange or something, but they’re either little stubs he covers up all the time or they’ve got big chunks missing out of them but who’s gonna point that out to the huge guy with a pissed-off expression?

Preston -- Rainbow, like the most extravagant bird of paradise. Does he paint them himself, or are they as natural as he claims?

Dolph -- Probably something very average and serviceable, in the brown/gray/white family, but they’re always speckled with paint because he’s not very careful with them and especially the long feathers at the bottom trail along the ground while he’s painting, or get stuck to his art if he turns around too suddenly.

Space Kid -- I’m thinking of a duck, for some reason. Partly because they’re aquatic and I just connect the ocean and space for some reason, partly because they’re very ordinary and that’s kind of how SK rolls, and partly because ducks can just flap for insane distances without getting tired (thank you Animorphs!). Space Kid is like that, I think -- very diligent, keeps his head down and gets things done, not very bright but he works so hard it makes up for a lot, and that’s why he’s going to be an astronaut someday. Mallards have those pretty green feathers, too, and I think those would look nice with Space Kid’s eyes.

Jasper -- Peacock. Obviously. He is the most garishly-dressed person in the show and his wings would match. Not that you’ll ever know, because he never gets to grow up and have real wings :(

So those are the mains! As for some of the less-important characters, I don’t really have too many interesting ideas, but a few throwaway ones:

The Flower Scouts all have pink wings, either feathers or bug/fairy ones. I think maybe Tabii has a chunk missing from one of hers, from a fight or something, and the other girls made a patch so no one can tell and she can fly properly. Erin’s might be just slightly different colors -- one with an orangey tint, one with a blue.

A fun thing about bug wings is they could buzz when the girls are angry. So Sasha’s are basically always going, poor thing.

The Woodscouts probably have their wings bound, clipped, and constantly ready for combat flying. I’m thinking, like, the military-haircut version of wings.

Daniel’s . . . I mean, I don’t care about Daniel because he’s trash, but I do love the idea that they’re not naturally white and he dyes them. It’s my favorite Daniel hc and I need it to appear in every AU.

So that about covers it!

EXCEPT

Then I was talking with Ciphernetics about wing AUs, and I mentioned that in some wing fics (namely the awesome one by setepenre-set, though there are probably others) the wings’ size are based on how loved someone is. Which led to the below cuteness. Warning: shameless Gwenvid and Makkiel ahead, along with me insisting that Cameron Campbell isn’t the worst person in the entire world because I’m love him

Ciphernetics: Max’s wings growing during camp!Max voice: who the FUCK is loving me I specifically requested the opposite of thisDavid: You can even fit them in your hoodie anymore awwwwMax, struggling to pull it on over his wings: the hell I can't

Forestwater:(what if they come in the color of the person who loves you's hair)(so at first it's just this line of red that he knows is fucking David, goddamnit and then all of a sudden start sprouting these mint green and brown ones and my ship takes off)

Ciphernetics: Max, disgusted, throwing an auburn feather at David: get LOSTMax, looking over his shoulder in the mirror at the brown ones gathering at the tips and the mint ones scattered chaotically throughout: huh

Forestwater:Oh no what about when Nikki and Neil's start getting flecked with black, small and easily tugged out like they're ashamed of being there

Ciphernetics: The small really curly little feathery down that like to hide under other feathers(Gwen's had auburn in her wings since almost the first summer but lately it's started to overpower the rest of the colours. Not completely, it's just... Noticeable how much of it is the same colour now.)(She knew David loved people quickly and easily, it's just suddenly a lot more)(or she just wasn't paying attention)

Forestwater:What on earth would David's reaction be to suddenly finding some of Gwen's?I like the idea of her feathers being two-toned

Ciphernetics: I'd love if he's had a very small, slowly growing patch since they met (just a handful more each summer) but some event happens and suddenly there's a lotOh absolutely two tonedHey how about some angst;David's been waiting his whole life for Campbell's hair colourToday at 9:32 AMHe'd never say it but Campbell makes so many throwaway jokes about David being the son he never wanted but it rings a little hollow when there's not when one little brown/grey feather

Forestwater:until the end of season 3 when there's like . . . twoLISTEN I NEED MY TRASH GRANDPA

So that’s just a little bit of extra silliness for added angst/romance/fluff.

Hope this answer isn’t too long, but I was having fun.

#campcamp #camp camp roosterteeth #cc david #cc gwen #cc campbell #cc max #cc nikki #cc neil #cc ered #cc nurf #i'm not doing all the campers i don't have the strength #those are the ones with the most 'backstory' anyway #gwenvid #makkiel #wings au #ask forest #libraryadia

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popentertainment-moviereviews · 5 years

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AQUAMAN (2018)

Starring Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Willem Dafoe, Patrick Wilson, Dolph Lundgren, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Nicole Kidman, Temuera Morrison, Ludi Lin, Randall Park, Michael Beach, Graham McTavish, Natalia Safran, Sophia Forrest, Leigh Whannell, Robert Longstreet, Andrew Crawford and the voices of John Rhys-Davies, Djimon Hounsou and Julie Andrews.

Screenplay by David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick and Will Beall.

Directed by James Wan.

Distributed by Warner Brothers. 143 minutes. Rated PG-13.

This ain’t your father’s Aquaman.

I have a confession to make. This may date me a bit, but I am old enough to remember when Aquaman was a clean-cut guy with a conservative blond haircut and a tight green and gold jumpsuit.

Somewhere along the line he’s apparently turned into a buff body builder with no shirt, fully covered in tattoos, with long brown hair, a hipster beard and a man bun.

This is not merely the fault of the person who cast Jason Momoa in Batman v. Superman, Justice League and now this stand-alone origin adventure. According to a friend who is much more up to date on comics than I am, this is a direction that DC has been moving in incrementally since the 90s. However, it’s a bit of a shock to the system for someone who grew up with the old comics.

However, okay, fine, I recognize that most comic book characters have evolved since my time reading them. I will usually give the filmmakers a certain amount of leeway for changing them for the big screen – even if this character looks more like Conan the Barbarian than Aquaman to me. (Come to think of it, Momoa played Conan in the quickly-forgotten reboot of that property about five years ago. Hmmm….)

Besides, Aquaman has a much more basic problem to deal with. Simply put, movies from the DC Extended Universe are usually pretty bad – overly violent, horribly dark, rather depressing, and kind of confusing. They have never figured out the way to balance the serious and comic parts of their stories like Marvel mostly has – at least on the big screen, the DC Comic series on TV seem to work much better than their cinematic cousins.

Honestly, Wonder Woman was the only one of the current crop of films that was fun – and perhaps because of that it became their biggest hit since Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight films (which were good, but a little overrated, too.) Most of the movies were DOA bummers like Man of Steel, Batman v. Superman, Justice League and Suicide Squad. Before that you have to go way back to The Dark Knight or even Superman II to find a good DC superhero film other than Wonder Woman.

Does Aquaman end that jinx?

Ummm… no. It lives down to the worst of the DC movie excesses.

Aquaman drowns in a morass of dumb plot points, wooden acting, excessive CGI (underwater laser guns and robots???) and some of the worst dialogue uttered in a major motion picture this year. Some examples: “I won’t tell you how to captain and you don’t tell me how to pirate.” “Check this place out. This is badass!” “It’s been soaking in brine. I’ll smell like swamp butt.” “The war is coming to the surface, and I am bringing the wrath of the Seven Seas with me.” In fact, just about every single line uttered by Patrick Wilson’s evil half-brother character Orm lands with a thud.

And that Pitbull rap on the soundtrack that extensively samples “Africa” by Toto? No. Just no.

On the positive side, due to its setting, Aquaman – at least in certain scenes – is the brightest and most colorful of the DC films. I know that’s not much of a compliment, but it’s something, right?

Also, in fairness, periodicially Aquaman tries to give its burly main character some throwaway tough guy jokes to lighten the mood. However, the jokes mostly aren’t very good, and they are sabotaged a bit by the tossed-off manner of Mamoa’s acting. Still, you have to appreciate the attempt after having survived humorless stuff like The Man of Steel and Batman v. Superman.

I will also give Aquaman credit for moving fast. There is near-constant action or eye-candy (CGI and human) on display. It’s trying to pummel people into submission – if they keep throwing stuff at us, maybe we will miss how dumb some of the plot points and the dialogue are.

No such luck, protector of the deep.

Jay S. Jacobs

#Aquaman #2018 #Movie Reviews #Jason Momoa #Jay S. Jacobs

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I recently started following you and it was a crazy coincidence that the very next day an episode about Dolph came out and everything you believe?? So accurate and I can’t believe people don’t like this sweet boy like gosh man,,, I’m really glad there was no nazi jokes (maybe Campbell’s comment about a haircut, but I don’t consider it too much) and there was an honest focus of how he just wants to fit in and be included and liked and GOSH I love him so much,,,,,

Yes, I can’t believe we actually got a full episode about Dolph! (Other than Reigny Day.) I love it so much and this wonderful sweet boy is so, so good and actually very pure. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more maternal in my life before to be honest, except maybe about my kitten. But still.

And yeah, I don’t consider Campbell’s comment to really be a Nazi joke either, more a suggestion. I do wonder if there was anything suspect about his painting, but I’m not exactly an expert on WWII photos or art, so I don’t really know. I kind of hope not, because it’s really really nice to have an episode about Dolph that doesn’t focus on the jokes about him.

Although, now I just really want a follow-up, either a full episode or a piece of one, where Dolph gets real friends. I feel like he’d get along really well with Preston (artsy kids) and Space Kid (sweet kids), and maybe Ered (although I think he might find it a bit difficult to talk to her, since he probably has a little bit of a crush on her).

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winecountrygirl · 3 years

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Some random observations about the Tokyo Olympics:

The volleyball court color palette looks like it was designed by Lisa Frank. She wasn’t allowed to add unicorns, rainbows, or shiny penguins, which makes me sad.

The “Russian” team (aka the ROC) coach for men’s volleyball has Dolph Lungren’s haircut from Rocky IV.

Conversely, I’m seeing a lot of 90s boy band haircuts on the US team. I think some of them even started singing “Bye Bye Bye”.

That’s all.

#tokyo olympics #men’s volleyball #USA vs ROC #random thoughts

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diefortumbrl · 7 years

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A Really bad haircut..... P4 (Fan Ep XD

(The Flower Scouts location)

Sasha, Erin and Tabii are having tea, talking about shit we don’t wanna hear…

(Dolph barges threw the windows)

(Dolph runs across the table)

“PARDON ME LADIES”!

Sasha, Erin, Tabii looks at him stunned!

Erin is slightly smitten…..

Max then comes crashing threw the windows! Running after Dolph at full sped! (Not caring that he has cuts all over his face…)

*The Flower Scouts scream*

They focus their attention on Max until David then carefully comes in, avoiding the pieces of glass everywhere.

David’s slightly embarrassed that the FlowerScouts had to see his awful hair.

(That wasn’t what the FlowerScouts are thinking at all….)

“Have a nice a tea gals”

Finally Nikki comes in and jumps on David’s head leaving him crashing to the table with another one of his girlish screams.

“HURRY UP SLOW COACH”!

Nikki runs past the FlowerScouts who now have a WTF looks……

(Cuts to the Wood Scouts location)

Pikeman: Well done Wood Scouts, we have successfully upgraded our rope course!

Now all we nee-

*Dolph jumps down from the wall*

Pikeman: "A NEW TARGET" "QUICK GRAB HIM, WE NEED MORE FUCKING RECRUITS"!!!

Dolph is alarmed! He quickly dodges Petrol and Snake! Now to standing in Dolphs way.... Jermy Fartz ....

Jermy farts attempts then to grab him! He inhales heavily....

Dolph quickly jumps over him!

Not that long, Max then comes shooting in! Banging into Petrol and Snake, sending them crashing into the ground! Max then zooms through the rope course!

Then makes one epic landing XD The rope course bursts into flames...

Dolph is fucking stunned and alarmed at the same time.... He quickly lifts his other leg over the wall and jumps!

Max continues to find and destroy his target.....

David and Nikki then follow after Max, avoiding the fames.... Passing by a horrified Pikeman.... Staring at his once magnificent rope course....

Petrol and Snake rush to put out the flame! Jermy accidentally farts and the flame expands even more....

P5......

#cc max #cc dolph #cc david #cc nikki #camp camp

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Sometimes things age well. Wine, GW Bush who is apparently popular on account of being someone who had the title POTUS and despite being tremendously inept, isn’t called Donald Trump (who seems to be doing a good job as far as I can see from here in London <shrugs>). Masters of the Universe actually does something that most sci-fi movies outside of Ridley Scott Bladerunner….actually remain the same as it was when it was released. Sci-fi isn’t a genre that ages well unlike horror and love stories where emotions make them ageless. However, notorious Gary Goddards (party buddy of young young YOUNG men and Bryan Singers 1987) Masters of the Universe is as crap today as it was back in 1987.

Masters of the Universe is almost masterful in its lack of charm. Its plot is listless Conan sword fighting here, a splash of Superman opening credits, a lot of Star Wars knock off (like all black “troopers” with guns, the leftovers from Jedi), but also lots of other eighties tropes done badly. There’s Back to the Future–on an extreme badly spent budget annoying teens thing. And whatever else was flavourless enough for Gary to do an even worse impression of it.

He-Man and Prince Adam combined together become the Golem with each holding visual elements relating to him and clothing. Note the positions of He-Mans hands when doing his iconic sword grab (that always looked painful) against the top classic and recognised menacing Golem pose.

The biggest problem, besides it being too long, too cheap while costing buckets of cash, and too poorly written, is cinematographer Hanania Baer. The Universe is BIG, whether in its sets or even a paintings (on the other planet, not Earth). Baer can’t shoot anything to capture the scale, not the sets, not the bad costumes, not even LA locations which look like NY backstreets somehow. There’s one action sequence with Dolph Lundgren and Courteney Cox fighting off bounty hunters in a junk yard or warehouse. The lighting doesn’t match which really screws up the suspension of disbelief that you haven’t got.

However, if Masters of the Universe has a plus then it’s Bryan Singer and Gary Goddards OTHER party buddy (betcha didn’t know that, eh?) Frank Langella’s camp romp as Skeletor.

Eternia of the cartoon was an update of the 1920s Jewish Legend German expressionist movie along with some other German expressionist movie for Skeletor but it had a weird fun homoerotic campness to it. What were the secrets that He-Man was guarding for Castle Greyskull? Despite loads of steroided up guys and hot sorcerers in Eternia, no couples (Teela was ADOPTED), just a bunch of oversized dudes wearing questional gear. He-man had a womans haircut and fooled no one when he just changed clothes, Skeletor sounded like Kenneth Williams and orco had a ring on his clothes and it appeared that someone had shagged the legs off of him.

Despite all of these things in the hands of Gary Goddard who at all other times was a huge fan of things gay (and young boys with his pals Langella, Ian Mcellan and adrenochrome junkie Bryan Singer), he managed one single whipping scene. That’s it. As a straight male even I can wonder why every set wasnt just a collection of sugestive looking objects with chained up dudes all over the place.

Skeletors character was also drawn from the expressionist era, Von morgens bis mitternachts or From Morn to Midnight.

Alas, this movie was so bad that even super-gay Gary Goddard (party pals with 15 year old looking Bryan Singer, Ian “Gandalf” Mcellan and Frank vampire Langella) managed to mess up what he is apparently best at outside of work.

If a time machine is made then this movie should be stopped and left in development hell. If ever anything was worth chancing the cross dimensional ripple for this was it!

1/10 So bad that I would rather stare at a dot on a piece of paper for 1.5 hours.

Master of the Universe over 30 years old, Gary Goddards movie agelessly abysmal as it was in 1997 Sometimes things age well. Wine, GW Bush who is apparently popular on account of being someone who had the title POTUS and despite being tremendously inept, isn't called Donald Trump (who seems to be doing a good job as far as I can see from here in London <shrugs>).

#adrenochrome #bryan singer #gary goddard #Hollywood #homosexual pool party #ian mcellan #kabbalah #kraft #manipulation #phoenix

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Raw Synopsis 1/7/19 (If Dean aint gonna beat Br*ck’s ass behind a Denny’s I will, all fax no printer!)

Lashley and Rollins fighting o dear

John is wearing a hat, yall must’ve roasted the shit out of his haircut

BIG DADDY DREW DONT CARE ABOUT JOHN CENA

Drew really roasted John’s haircut, and John took offense to that

Drew is looking like a hearty ass meal tonight :)

Drew bby you didn’t break the shield but you did kill Dolph and you did torture Kurt

“JOHN LOOK AT ME!” John looked at him real quick

John is sad, he is royal rumbling now

John v Drew

LIO SHUT THE FUCK LIL BOY, let em fight

If yall want me to suplex Lio Rush hit me up! :)

Seth where you come from?He’s beating Lashley’s ass again

Dean GO BACK IN THE BACK

Everyone fighting on the ramp again

Finn wanted to get in on this action

It’s basically a New Year’s party brawl

now it’s a 6 man tag match

DEAN HAS A CHAIN ON HIS PANTS, <noice> Edgy Pri

Drew wants Finn to fight for him

Drew McIntyre please verabally degrade me. Please and thank you my favorite Scottish thickums :).

“vintage John Cena” sweety bring back the Doctor of Thugganomics then we see vintage John Cena

Finn with that beautiful ass dropkick

Drew said YEET

Let my long hair baes duke it out

DAMN SETH! you did that honeybun!

Seth’s Superkick store *frogsplashes not included*

Seth won this YAY

Seth WANTS the IC title, he about to fuck something up

SETH’S GROWLING!!!?!?!?!?! Are we getting the Alpha!Seth we deserve??!?!?!? please say yes

FUCK YOU TERRY, ya burnt orange cunt

[READACTED BY REQUEST OF THE ILLUMINONOS] aka I am leaving my tv until that orange hillbilly is off my screen

ok the racist tangerine is gone

IF COREY’S WEIRD ASS DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GOLD TROLL

Yay Roode and Gable are here.Them outfits are lit

The Revival looking determined tonite

My crystal velvet boys won yet again but you know the Revival needs to stop being screwed over

Commentary table conspiracy theories

Hi Elias, wanna walk to the store? :)

Let Elias finish his song

Baron why are you still in a damn vest? I am in confusion

Why he come to the ring in a vest only to take it off? tf?

In this house we ignore Corey Graves

Baron won, why?

Prison Dad bout to be censored and but needs to talk to us

Dean may not be having fun but he looks nice

Braun deserves better than fighting a damn curio cabinet to get a title that hasn’t been seen in months. There are better opponents for Braun

OF COURSE BROCK LESNAR FUCKING LEAVES,HE DON’T DO SHIT ANYWAY. the tomato faced cunt

Yay Jinder & Alicia and the party squad is here. they are a perfect team

Ember and Apollo is here also yay !

*good match incoming*

WHY WAS THAT MATCH SO FUCKING QUICK?

LET ALICIA WIN IN 2019 PLEASE!!!!!

Alexa’s makeup is on point!!

COREY IS CREEPING AGAIN

“A Moment of Bliss” just straight up turned into the Ricki Lake show and Alexa did really well.

They better not feed Sasha to Roomba’s inflated fucking ego.

Nia wanna rematch cause Seff got one, NIa waits impaitently.

Bayley locking horns with Tamina

I am the screaming child when Sasha got slammed on that trunk

Nia and Sasha are going tf through it gahdamn

Sasha won yay

Let’s see Alpha!Seth and PrisonDad!Dean go at it

DAMN SETH HE AIN’T PLAYING

They fighting backstage, watch these fuckers gonna be in the damn parking lot soon

Shout out to the ref

fuck yo announce table

they’re in the crowd

murder is legal here

BOBBY GET YOUR ASS FROM OUT HERE

fuck lashley

a fucking table , really

Seth is gonna kill everyone just watch

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Dolph Ziggler Was Almost Kurt Angle's Protegee, But Ended Up In The Spirit Squad

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Dolph Ziggler Was Almost Kurt Angle's Protegee, But Ended Up In The Spirit Squad

Dolph Ziggler has come a long way since starting in WWE. His first gimmick was a caddy for Charvo Guerrero Jr’s “Kerwin White” character. He was then repackaged into a member of a troupe of male cheerleaders.

Before The Spirit Squad became a reality, Ziggler was told WWE had a much more exciting plan for him. He discussed this turn in his career’s path during Chasing Glory with Lilian Garcia. Zigger joked about being frustrated with WWE “twelve of the thirteen years I’ve been here,” before going into one early instance where the company’s creative decisions didn’t go to his liking.

“A little before I got called up to do the Spirit Squad I was told by the in-between when you’re hearing you’re gonna get called up to WWE, the main roster. They were like, ‘hey they really like that you have an amateur wrestling background’ and I had my crew cut, my military haircut. They go, ‘it’s great that you have no tattoos, we’re kinda looking at you as Kurt Angle’s protegee or something.’

“If Kurt Angle hadn’t won that gold medal and came to WWE I might not have even got a chance. But because he was so good and he did so well when he got here they’re like, ‘maybe we can give some smaller guys a try and because of him I got a chance to work here. And they go, hey maybe we consider you as his protegee and I go, ‘what? This is the craziest thing ever!’ Cut to four weeks later and I’m a cheerleader with four other guys, but still the thought was there that maybe that was gonna happen.”

The Spirit Squad was a heel faction that drew a massive amount of heat from the fans. Their run consisted of working with top names in pro wrestling which helped them along immensely. Ziggler continued to discuss how The Spirit Squad was seen as a joke, yet they were still in the main event.

“It just became a rotating cast of legends. It was like Dusty Rhodes, Roddy Piper, Ric Flair and it never ended and it was like, ‘Woah.’ We were learning stuff that other people didn’t get a chance to learn like on a regular basis we were very spoiled. We were kinda seen as jokes but also we were fighting DX in the main event of a pay-per-view in a cage or something.”

Ziggler knew The Spirit Squad couldn’t last forever. He saw it as a second chance with WWE after being fired as White’s caddy. All the while, Ziggler knew he had to step it up and give WWE a reason to keep him around.

“When we finished the Caddy I go, ‘aw I’m fired, okay… oh I get a second chance I’m gonna try to do everything I can if this is it,’ even being a cheerleader bummed me out, but I go: ‘if this is it I’m gonna give them every opportunity to go we need this guy on the roster.’ So we did the year, I tried to learn everything I could. I was still okay but at a year-and-a-half in, two years… you can be okay but not great you know.

“Then that came to an end and they go, ‘don’t worry we have plans for you guys. One of you guys doesn’t really know what you’re doing yet we’ll worry about him later but we have some plans’ and next week we were not at TV. Then travel is canceled and I go, ‘okay if I get fired now I did everything I could, we did a year run where I listened to everybody I tried to have psychology, tired to learn everything.

“I go, ‘but if I get a chance to get called back I wanna be the best wrestler they have that there’s no reason for me to ever get taken off the roster again or fired or anything. So I went from the three practices a day I was doing to five practices a day and going to OVW shows and going there early and having a practice match in the ring before the show started.

“I just wanted to have every — if they give me a chance I don’t want them to have a reason to send me back. That’s what drove me to be better than I should be. It was half the time we were a joke but half the time we were in main events of pay-per-views and with five of us we could make up for it.”

After DX and Ric Flair defeated The Spirit Squad in a five-on-three handicap match on November 27th, 2006, the faction of male cheerleaders was disbanded. Triple H and Shawn Michaels placed The Spirit Squad in a crate stamped with “OVW, Louisville, Kentucky” and the group was off WWE television after that. He went on to discuss why WWE decided to break up the faction and what they were told beforehand.

“For months they go, ‘any day this could be over’ and then when they said that we’d go win the Tag Titles and go do something else so you never know,” Ziggler said when he was asked if he was told why the Spirit Squad was broken up. “It was to get another team some heat in a third-teir for a story on the main event of the show and then that was the end of us. I said, ‘that didn’t really help us, but you know we had a year run.'”

If you use any portion of the quotes in this article please credit Chasing Glory With Lilian Garcia with a H/T to Wrestling Inc for the transcription

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UFC fighter Sage Northcutt wants to play Ivan Drago’s son in ‘Creed 2.’ Here’s why he’s a perfect choice.

Matthew Jussim Today

Lightweight UFC fighter Sage Northcutt wants to take his fighting skills to the big screen.

The 21-year-old mixed martial arts fighter and undefeated kickboxer has thrown his hat from the Octagon into the Hollywood casting ring, saying that he’s hoping he can score a role in the upcoming Creed 2.

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But Northcutt isn’t hoping to be some random opponent for Michael B. Jordan’s Adonis Creed to battle—he wants to play the son of Dolph Lundgren’s Rocky IV villain Ivan Drago.

"The new Creed 2 movie is coming out, so I was actually going to audition for that," Northcutt said in an interview with MMAFighting.com's Ariel Helwani on the MMA Hour. "Got a little audition tape so hopefully that goes through. That would be pretty neat. Being Ivan Drago's son in the movie? That would be pretty fun. I had some friends of mine and they were talking about it with me and I just got linked up with it. A few people, Mr. [Urijah] Faber mentioned it too, so it was really cool how it all came together."

Sylvester Stallone is directing Jordan in the anticipated sequel, and Stallone has repeatedly hinted on social media that the storyline will feature a battle between Creed and the son of Drago. In fact, Lundgren himself has hinted at his involvement in the film on Instagram, showing off some workouts and writing captions that strongly suggest he’ll return as Drago.

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One of Stallone’s most obvious hints was an Instagram post of Jordan’s Creed facing off against Drago in the ring, with the caption: “Here's a chance to stretch your imagination ... History will always repeat itself in one form or another, just got to be ready! ... Sins of the father.... #creed2 #agentnickyc #rockybalboa”

While nothing is official yet, it certainly looks like Drago’s son will play a role in the film—and Northcutt could be a perfect pick to play him.

Besides Northcutt's obvious casting advantage—he can clearly fight—he’d fit in for a number reasons: Northcutt’s as shredded as Lundgren was back in his Rocky IV days, with a ripped six-pack and a sculpted upper body. On top of that, he facially resembles Lundgren and even sports a strikingly similar haircut to Drago had in Rocky IV. (Whether this means Northcutt is due for something a little less 80s, or if Drago's Soviet buzzcut was ahead of its time, well... we'll leave that up to you.)

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Need more proof? Check out these photos and decide for yourself.

Creed 2, directed by Sylvester Stallone, is set to hit theaters on November 21, 2018.

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egooksconnolly · 7 years

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UFC fighter Sage Northcutt wants to play Ivan Drago’s son in ‘Creed 2.’ Here’s why he’s a perfect choice.

Matthew Jussim Today

Lightweight UFC fighter Sage Northcutt wants to take his fighting skills to the big screen.

[RELATED1]

But Northcutt isn’t hoping to be some random opponent for Michael B. Jordan’s Adonis Creed to battle—he wants to play the son of Dolph Lundgren’s Rocky IV villain Ivan Drago.

[RELATED2]

While nothing is official yet, it certainly looks like Drago’s son will play a role in the film—and Northcutt could be a perfect pick to play him.

[RELATED3]

Need more proof? Check out these photos and decide for yourself.

Creed 2, directed by Sylvester Stallone, is set to hit theaters on November 21, 2018.

Movies and TV

Article source here:Men’s Fitness

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