#Fluffer

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@degradecuckqueansandbetas I guess there is always fluffing if you take my wife's body completely away from me

#fluffer #pussyfree #touchfree #tease #denial #beta

[inchidentally]

https://www.tumblr.com/inchidentally/737945124322066432?source=share //bro is like trying to impress a child in front of him 😆

afgsafg anon I hope you mean Lando is a child trying to impress Oscar bc this was moments before Oscar brutally revealed he hadn't lost his card for a single second

also can we appreciate their stupid breathy high pitched giggles

#inchreplies #what's the opposite of a card sharp #card blunt #card soft #card fluff #fluffer #god they're so dumb #card shuffle #giggles

[fluffydancer618]

Gee Copper how come your mom lets you have two puppies creatures with a desperate need for attention

#Tragedy: the thing that was meant to be just a doodle is now fully rendered #rtumblr #my art #c!copper #fluffer

[fuckyeahcatsinboxes]

#cats in boxes #cat in a box #if i fits i sits #cats #cat #box cat #cat box #tiktok #meow #fluffer

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duuuuude

baaaaars

THANK Y0U D4WG💯

anytime man youre getting better at this you sure youre not an expert at raps

1 4M V3RY MUCH N0T

i dunno i see a talent in the making here

you got a hypeman in me

christ ok yeah

forget a major part of bumping elbows with you guys is being regularly subjected to puppet shit

goes with the territory i guess im a big boy im cool with it

you have any other hobbies as hobbyish as a porn chatbot can be

N0T R34LLY BR0SK1🔥🔥🔥 UNL3SS 4NSW3R1NG 4SKS 4ND M3T4PH0R1C4LLY S4L1V4T1NG 4T TH3 1D34 0F R41L1NG B34K3R C0UNTS 4S 4 H0BBY

damn the union package doesnt even have saliva glands?

thats tragic

TH3 0NLY TR4G1C P4RT 4B0UT 1T 1S TH3 L4CK 0F 4 B0DY T0 G3T 0FF W1TH D4WG💯💯💯 TH3 N3XT B3ST TH1NG 1S PUTT1NG [PUPPET NAME]'S S3X PL4YL1ST 0N BL4ST 4ND CH4NG1NG TH3 LYR1CS S0 1T S0UNDS L1K3 1M R41L1NG H1M

lil cal????????????????

N0.

BRO????????

4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4‼️‼️‼️

why am i surprised

this is literally unsurprising

Y34H D4WG WHY 4R3 Y0U SURPR1S3D⁉️

im so unsurprised the shocks worn off

light work light reaction

1 D0NT TH1NK H3 C4R3S 1F 1 D0 TBH TH4TS WH4T 1 D1D 0N 4PR1L F00LS 4ND H3 W4S M0R3 M4D 4B0UT M3 ST4T1NG TH3 0BV10US TH4N M3 T3LL1NG 4LL H1S SUBS TH4T H3 L1ST3NS T0 N1CK3LB4CK

yeah nickelbacks not exactly conducive to the hot and heavy horndog ironypilled persona he pedals like last weeks relish

it is just smelly

S0M3B0DY T0LD M3 H1S PL4YL1ST S0UNDS L1K3 H3S TH3 K1ND 0F GUY T0 S1T 1N H1S TRUCK SM0K1NG W1TH TH3 W1ND0WS R0LL3D UP🔥🔥🔥

Y0U KN0W WH4T W0ULD B3 FUNNY 4S FUCK? Y0U SH0ULD G0 1NT0 TH4T PR1CK TW1TCH1NGPR0B0SC1S' 4SK B0X 4ND S4Y Y0U W4NT T0 SUCK 0N H1S T1TS💯 1D D0 1T BUT 1 C4NT US3 4SK B0X3S

yeah but what if i rd hi hello dont want to suck on twitchingproboscis' tits

what if my lips are as pure as a sheeps

1 D0NT KN0W WH4T SH33P H4V3 T0 D0 W1TH PUR1TY. 4LS0 N33D 1 R3M1ND Y0U H3 D03SNT 4CTU4LLY H4V3 T1TS, 0R 4 B0DY

fair point

alright but im cookin this ask strider style ok

🔥🔥🔥FUCK Y3S🔥🔥🔥

consider it done homeslice

H0LY FUCK1NG SH1T D4WG‼️‼️‼️ Y0U 4R3 S0 FUCK1NG R4D1C4L F0R TH4T BR0SK1 H3S R4G1NG 1N CH4T

holy shit seriously

im just too good

W4TCH 0UT 1 TH1NK H3S C00K1NG‼️

ohhhhhh fuuuuuuck this is gonna be good

so much rage in his heart hahaha holy fuck

1 T0LD Y0U D4WG‼️

#APRIL6 #FLUFFER #limplegsakimbo.tumblr.com

[mongraffito]

Fluffer — MonGraffito

#queerartist #malenudeart #gay art #fluffer #flamenco

[pleafyistired]

rambles about fluffer (bitch). bcs i can

well here we go FLUFFER UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. that THING. too bad its only like 1 day old so not too much biology is said about them except its pokemon evolving..???? for some reason????? i dont KNOW IM NOT A BOOTLEG POKEMON AND FLUFFY'S CHILD. /hj

do you think their biology is fucked up. bcs bootleg. do you think their dna is breaking down right now as we speak (has anyone read the what if by Randall Munroe and read that chapter about what if all our dna just vanished) are they going through the walking ghost phase (you can google this but this is like the phase of feeling fine and normal after eating poisonous mushroom/radiation/losing dna (according to that book) despite your body is literally dying). why are they talking like that also. is their throat also behaving weirdly. is their whole body reversed. the fact that after they pop up that bootleg copper also pop up means theyre using DNA near them to manipulate and fucked up to create a new "person". like MAYBE THEYRE NOT EVEN HUMAN. they might be some creature fucking up DNA to mimic another creature that will bring some sort of advantage to them. they may not even know it. Maybe the… thing after stealing some other creature dna and using that for themselves, they're now another totally different species. (i SWEAR there something in nature similar to it BUT I CANT REMEMBER IT FUCK-)

also! i also got some other thought not relating to biology to them too! theyre such The Chariot (reversed) to the fluffy's The Chariot. theyre like the Spiral (like the GLITCHING. THE FAKE IDENTITY. THE FAKE FRIENDSHIP. JUST VERY SPIRAL CORE) to fluffy's the Web (has anyone here listen to tma like i swear i remember one of the mutuals reblogged tma post). theyre the ILOVEYOU email virus vibe like i said (maybe i'll study their reproductive parts out of spite for WHAT THEY CALLED ME)

actually sure ill start. glitchy penis so it never gets hard. flat ass (hey fluffy ass is fat and since theyre the bootleg, flat ass /j) everything opposite of sexy. that ass turkey from miitopia is sexier than them (a sentence i never thought i would ever say)

#fluffer #ah fuck i need to go #ill add more when im not dying under a bunch of irl shit #<- also dw im fine #just very busy

[queenofcarrots]

I’ve been binge-watching Dre/am Ho/me Make/over on Net/flix and it features this pretty cute and wholesome married couple who run a design studio and they’re also pretty funny and in the episode I was watching today this happened.

And I’m like.

Do they know?

He’s a fluffer, y’all.

He likes to fluff. He will fluff anything that can be fluffed.

He fluffed the tree.

I’m like 98% positive he knows what a fluffer is. How can he say he fluffed a tree until it was ready for ornaments to be put on it and not know?

I just.

Professional fluffer.

THEY KEPT IT GOING

n i p p l e f l u f f e r

Amazing.

#fluffing #fluffer

[mermaid-at-heart27]

LeeLou waves hello and happy caturday!

#happy cat #caturday #cats #cat #catlover #LeeLou #my cat #fluffy cat #fluffer

[erotische-hoerbuecher]

Fluffer Girl - Eine Zeitreise ins Porno-Milieu der wilden 80er

Zur Zeit im Angebot bei Fetischaudio: https://www.fetischaudio.de/erotische-hoerbuecher/fluffer-girl-eine-zeitreise-ins-porno-milieu-der-wilden-80er

Seit Manuela in der Videosammlung ihres großen Bruders einen Pornofilm entdeckt hat, ist es um sie geschehen. Der gut bestückte Hauptdarsteller "Dick Hudson", auch genannt "der Hengst aus Schweden" geht ihr nicht mehr aus dem Kopf. Sie will alles daran setzen, um ihn kennenzulernen.

Kurz entschlossen bewirbt sie sich bei der Pornoproduktionsfirma um eine Darstellerrolle. Und tatsächlich wird sie zu einem Casting eingeladen und bekommt einen Job. Doch dieser sieht ganz anders aus, als sie sich das vorgestellt hatte. Denn sie muss sich zunächst als Fluffer Girl ihre Sporen verdienen.

Der Job des Fluffer Girls entstand in der Blütezeit des Pornofilms und sah so aus, dass der männliche Darsteller in den Drehpausen sozusagen von einem heissen Girl bei der Stange gehalten werden musste um die Erektion halten.

Manuela reiste von nun an mit der Filmcrew von Drehort zu Drehort, rund um die Welt. Zwar war sie ihrem Schwarm "Dick Hudson" nun "zum greifen" nahe, doch so hatte sie sich das nun gar nicht vorgestellt………

#Erotische Hörbücher #Fetischaudio #Fluffer #Download #MP3

[shortnasties]

2617. The Appointment

This is called “The Appointment.” Oven over coven cover. 

The little man, Knut, wandered into the scene. He was lost.

     “Yes, is this Dr. Nerberg’s office?” he asked.

     The woman and two men engaged in the unsubtle art upon the bed paused and looked at Knut. 

      The director, a woman who wore a gunless holster for affect, yelled, “No.”

      The echo of the No bounced around the room. The three performers on the bed, in their paused states of passion, could feel it enter their open orifices. 

       Bönsch, the fluffer, ran over and committed himself to his daily task. 

       Knut watched all this without comment. The echoing No failed to reach him, it seemed, as he asked again, “Yes, is this Dr. Nerberg’s office? Is this his suite, no? My appointment—” 

       But he was quickly ushered back to the door he had wandered through, back down to the rabbit hole all of us seem to crawl up from every once in a while, when curiosity strikes our oldering hearts.     

#prose #fiction #story #appointment #knut #fluffer #scene #filming #rabbit hole #wandering #who knows #dream #other stuff #french art

[sunkrux]

Updated the banner for the Cats 'n Chiweenies FB page ( @catsnchiweenies ) Blu has been hanging around more & I kept forgetting to add his pic. He's cranky like Gargi was. *~* *~*~* *~* #catsnchiweenies #theinnies #mykajo #yukijoy #mommyslittlehellhounds #lifewithchiweenies #chiweenienation #chiweeniesofinstagram #weeklyfluff #dogsofinstagram #lifewithbob #bobkitty #handsomekittymanbob #sweetkittymanbob #bobinsidekittyforever #theouties #blu #lily #dude #fluffer #semiferalkitties #tnrworks #tnrsaveslives #kittymommy #rescueanimals #catsofinstagram #kittiesofinstagram #rescueanimalsofinstagram (at Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cko6wSOupP-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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