#GOD DAMNNNNNNNNN

[97luvs]

bro is literally fucking gorgeous.

#GOD DAMNNNNNNNNN #HES LITERALLY PERFECT #HES SO FINEEEE #LIKE WHAT #WHO JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT #wow 😳 #bts jungkook #jungkook fluff #jungkook imagine #bangtan #jeon jungkook #jungkook #jungkook photo folio #jungkook smut #jungkook nose #jungkook icons #bts

[georgeeehd]

idk if your post was about h3h3 but they like never do their research 😭 they always get stuff wrong about everyone it irritates me so much like almost everything they said about Dream was incorrect

it was dw like “he’s not made any comment about his sexual orientation at all right” can we be for realllll right now 😭😭😭😭

#i don’t care about what he has to say about dream especially knowing how happy the dteam are right now but god damnnnnnnnnn #it’s just annoying😭😭 #discourse #askers

[maraczeks]

bcs s6 thread pt 8

#it's felt like 11:30 for hours now oh my god #sept 21 2023 #only late 40s? 😭 #oh this is it huh #damnnnnnnnnn #i cant believe she kept going as kim wexler tho #where do you see this ending with me on top HELP #them listing out all the charges like bro he's literally just my baby girl #Zia that. KIM #oh nvm is that the frickin lawyer from newsroom tik oh nvm i'm blind who is that #casts of the most traumatic heartbreaking shows are always the best friends ever #you just KNOWWW they think about you every single day OH THATS SO JOSH DONNA #she was gonna teach him how to play golf. #mint chocolate chip ice cream #i'm soodidoeooejdbrbsnwmdkkwjdfjkejf all of this is so #OH??????? HOW ARE THEY ON TE SAME WAVELENGTH? THEYRE LITERALLY SOOOOO OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS SINSOAKJAJENDJD #no words just pain #that transition all of these transitions go so craz #ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #queasy #post bcs kim makes me so sad she breaks my heart i miss the real kim #her midi skirt tho🦋🦋 princess #SHE WANRS TO VOLUNTEER #OH WERE SO BACK!!!!! look at her she's so happy #well not rly but yk #i cannot believe it's come to this ohm ygod and they don't know each other they only know who they were with each other but who they were s #since they just know that's not who they are LIKE #i uhahhnmmmmmmm #rheas incredible she just breathes and there's a million different things it means #pls it has to be kim posing as his lawyer

[mysicklove]

Literally 6'3 thinking you're roughly my height meanwhile mellow is a gremlin hehehe

god DAMNNNNNNNNN. i am worshipping u my tall goddess 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

#💌 - love letters #tall ppl make my dick hard #i mean what #who said that

[rachaeljurassic]

The golden gun is out! Phryne, maybe hide it as you walk in, just a thought. Oh and THERE he is

🙄

OMG they got Mr B too.

This is most definitely time for Jack to come bursting through that window!!!!!!!

🏃‍♂️

The nerve of the man! Robbing her at gun point!!

Ha! There's Jack, sneaking about

🥳

Also, NOBODY is getting shot, OK. I FORBID IT!

😤

Lucky Phryne and Jack understand each other even at a distance

🥰

Oh wow Jack kinda lost it a bit there. I mean, the man LOOKED like he might shoot Phryne but I don't really think he woud have. She hadn't opened the safe. I know you can't stand to see her in danger but Phryne had a point.

🙄

Oh crap. He doesn't look at all well

😕

Did he live?!?!?

Oh Jack "Would you like me to stay"

🥺

And oh crap, the guy's fighting for his life. I mean, I don't care about him but I'd prefer Jack not to have killed him

😌

Oh Phryne

😢

She's so angry. And he's quite possibly still lying.

DAMNNNNNNNNN he's still on his feet and not out cold

😵

🤬

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

Jack has a record in his hand

Have I been rewarded??????

Please say it's so

🙏🙏🙏

I've paused.

I enjoy tormenting myself apparently

🤣

OK, I'm going in!

😬

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

🤩

OK, I watched to the end and I have to say I am impressed at how calm and collected I am. No squeeing, no shrieking, no heart in my throat

🤥

SHUT THE HELL UP PINOCCHIO! YOU'RE BLOWING THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!!

🤬

But Oh god, Jack's confidence that he has nothing to fear from presidents and princes and film stars

🥵

He can be one smooooooth bastard when he puts his mind to it

😍

And Phryne rather enjoys that

🤗

The heart eyes she's throwing at him

🥰🥰🥰

But mostly, those slow-paced steps at the end

🥵🤯🤩

I'm going to have a little lie down

🤪

#mfmm #miss fisher's murder mysteries #live blog #3x06

[faithdeans]

sick to my stomach listening to the new zach bryan album god damnnnnnnnnn

#hey deancoded people if you want to cry........

[svnoohe4rts]

oh damn OH DAMNNNNNNNNN

-u alreadty u know who

oh my fucking god . how does he even move like that HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE this fucking man istg he'll be the death of me i hate him so so much </3 i don't want him anymore i'm in pain <//////3

#mf heetiddies anon #mf hoeseung i hate him

[shaunamilfman]

fuck it triple teamed 🤷 i got three holes ladies and they got abby ellie and dina’s names on em 😁

look ellie is great and she probably made me gay in the first game but 🙄 abby is soooooo🤭🤭🤭🤭big muscles 🤤 plus ellie’s figures are more expensive 😭😭 and they don’t really look like her for some reason

-🦈

Jesus bro i was eating. literally choked opening this lmao.

me playing as abby all like 🙄🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒 till that fucking rain scene bro?? like I'm still on ellies side but god damnnnnnnnnn.

abby x ellie as unrealistic as it sounds is real toxic yuri bro. they don't make it like that anymore

#🦈

[spottedside]

god motha fuckin DAMNNNNNNNNN the Monster masquerade ADs from last year are going SO CHEAP RIGHT NOW?????

[seoafin]

I checked my inbox and got 2 asks that made my jaw DROP

#Y'ALL ARE SO MF EVIL LMAOOOO #got ME feeling bad for gojo 😭 #god damnnnnnnnnn #actually the second one is mild but the FIRST ONE #one involves rip!mc with other ppl while the other is more fwb angst #💀💀💀💀 #mtjjk

[staleys-archived]

my brothers been home for like a week and he and his friends just leave dirty dishes/towels/their clothes all over the place and then go out and my mum expects me to help clean up after them...these are men in their twenties!! why am i having to pick up some random guys used towels and plates??? why can grown men not clean up after themselves - especially in someone elses house ??!!??!!? 

#its so disgusting !!!!!! #we're gonna get flies and mold #how can u use a shower at somebody elses house and just. leave ur towel on the floor. #how badly were u raised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and i hate how my mum just lets them and then expects me to clean up just bc im a girl #she also just tidies up and then my brother comes home high off his fuckin face on coke and my mum makes him dinner. at like 1 am #she stays up waiting for him to come home so she can make him dinner. #god it gets me so fucking heated #and of course my dad just sits in front of the tv drinking beer waiting for my mum to make his dinner too #im so pressed rn god damnnnnnnnnn #my mum just holds their hands and helps them all the time #and expects me to do the same #and then yells at me like im being dramatic when i say i dont want to clean up after grown men #these people graduated university !!!!!!! #theyve had four years to work on being independent #fucking hell

[howdoyousleep3]

If this new vid with Scott isn’t 3DW Daddy then nothing is! That SHIRT. With his biceps practically busting out of it. Finally nice enough to have lunch on the patio at the country club with Bucky’s grandma and even the ol’ girl is like damnnnnnnnnn.

😩😂😩 Oh god! 3DWD cleans up welllllll, god that bear is coming out of hibernation at this point. A new person with the sun and warm weather! Fresh shave, look at that hair, show off the arms, Daddy yes!

“Buck, you told me all about his chest but you didn’t mention the arms...”

Bucky can’t stop giggling, is red in the face as he snaps his napkin at Nana lightly, but Steve eats it up, brings his glass up to his lips, flexes.

“Nana, please— you flatter me,” Steve jokes with a wink as he lowers his drink back to the table, Bucky unsure if he even took a drink at all.

“Buck, what else have you not told me about your friend here...?”

I’m sure Bucky has to remind the two of them that they’re in a classy place and “it is just now noon, so please, if you don’t mind— manners?”

Adorable. Such a good thought! 😍

#askK #3dwd #3DWD steve #stucky #fiancé’s bffs are my grandparents and it’s adorable it’s my favorite lol

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

ANYWAY Y’ALL SEE JENO IN THE DIGGITY VIDEO BECAUSE GOD DAMNNNNNNNNN

#crys talks #nct #nct dream #Jaemin look away

[gummybearzgocrazyagain]

MALEC FIC REC POST, vol.3

vol. 1

vol.2 

Media AU

Society Rules by @Tiger_Tiger_Burning_Bright [it is apparently based on films i’ve never heard of - The Philadelphia Story / High Society - which does not make it any less entertaining. malec are childhood friends, who had a falling out 5 years ago, and now Magnus is back from London to interrupt Lightwood wedding, aka the social event of the season]

Making my way to you by @asharee_arie [woah, what was that??? is the correct answer “a perfect fanfic”?? what a muthafuckin delight, where has this gem been hiding this whole time??? i was on the floor, rolling around and squealing like a newborn piglet. Intended as some kind of Office AU, this piece does not necessarily follow the outline, but who cares, when the story, and characters, and author’s style are all that perf??? i am in luv]

Mistletoe and Margaritas by @nevermetawolf [this is legendary, and i mean, muthafuckin epic - Office AU so authentic you’d feel it in yo old bones... author calls it a crack fic, although it was anything but!!! major must read for those, who’s ever loved office, allllllll the kudos]

Once Upon a Time in the Clouds by @Fatale (femme) [one of my all-time fav authors, every time i come by a piece i have not read yet, is like a huge YAY, what a talent. so this piece is an AU of something called “sky high”, which i have no idea about, but luved it nevertheless, Alec is born to a family of Supers, and is going to school for children with superpowers, but he himself is yet to manifest any.]

Quite Magical by @lorenzobane [Hogwarts AU, and what an adorable thing it was! granted, i’ve never actually read any of HP books, this was such a delight though... alec is bad at potions, and magnus has to tutor him *wink*]

Chef AU

the way to a chef’s heart by @lecrit [okay, the GIANT SMILE one’s face acquires when one finds out there is a new lecrit fic ≧◠‿◠≦ ≧◠‿◠≦ ≧◠‿◠≦ was reading it, and legitimately squealing like a feral piglet all the way through, cause i fucking luv every single word this woman writes, is like a tiny endorphin explosions in my brain. i know am a hopeless fangirl, but i’ll die on this hill. the way she gets malec, and every variation of them in her works just makes me go (❁´◡`❁) every. single. time.]

kids in the kitchen by @perpetual_journey [cuteness personified, malec are both chefs, and magnus is a single father of max and rafe, and go and read ittttttttt, its that soft content we all need in our lives sometimes]

Knives at the Ready by @harrysglasses [restaurant AU, that is supposed to be a malec rendition of Burnt (am guessing it’s a movie...?), and what a sweet treat it was! i liked author’s style, this is the kind of smooth, unproblematic content one would require to take repose from all the heart-clenching longing i’ve been reading lately... delightful piece to ease thy soul]

Single Parent AU

I Knew From the First Time by @KlaineJane [emmm, excuse you, dear author, who gave you the right to use Rafe and Max to get to my heart, and be generally so fucking cute??? Alec is a single dad of both rascals, that has a meeting with the High Warlock of Brooklyn, and Chairman meets new friends]

And Then I Met You by @everydayfandom [malec are single parents of max and rafe respectively, and alec gets called in to school about the accident max was involved in...who doesn’t luv them some gud ol’ sweet piece of kidfic? those are like a soothing baths for your soul, and lightwood-bane kids are incapable of being anything less than extremely adorable in any interpretation, so]

College AU

Don’t say goodnight by @alistoney [this the kinda lighthearted content i am always here for - College AU]

One year and a bottle of whiskey by @CryptidBane [yassssss, yet another version of the College AU, but with malec as both clueless and pining professors, this type of fic i can read endlessly]

All is Fair in Love and War by @LadyOxymoron [aaaaaaaa, what was this adorableness *major heart-eyes* what a piece, mashallah, college professors AU, where magnus is new in town, and malec is engaging in an elaborate prank war, which, undoubtedly, is nothing more than a prolonged foreplay (c), what a gem]

Canon Divergence

oh, i’ve waited for you by @manticoremoons [so, the fic is happening a little bit further in a timeline, than the books or the series, and Alec is around 30, and... married to Lydia. i know, i know, it almost stopped me from proceeding, and boi am i glad it hasn’t completely, cause it is a damn good piece!]

Hey There Demons, It’s Me (Your Dream Boyfriend) by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [how many recs of this author can i make, without being deemed obsessed? cause y’all should go and read every single thing they wrote, stat. this adorableness is outta this world, literally - magnus’ summoning went sideways, and the loft ends up populated with the teenage ghost-demon, who is very clearly enamored with alexander... all kinds of fluff ensue]

Something Else verse by @CryptidBane (Impetus) [maybe it’s my fever talking, but i am such a sucker for memory loss AUs, and SH fandom has the richest canon base for those, yay! this time, it’s an AU verse after 3x10: rather than asking for his magic, Asmodeus curses magnus by taking away memories from everyone who’s ever loved him, in exchange for freeing jace from lilith’s thrall... oh, what a beautiful and delicious angst ensues]

Home by @otppurefuckingmagic [waaaaaaaaat... *sits with her mouth open* how did you....? how did he...? damnnnnnnnnn you authors in this fandom, stop being so talented!!!! this is uncannily brilliant]

I’ll hold on until you’re home by @alistoney [how dare you sir, right in the feels... the missing scene in the midst of 3x18/3x19, when magnus realizes what his idiot of a boyfriend has done, and confronts him about the Asmodeus deal]

First time for everything by @nebulein [“Nowhere in a Shadowhunters’ job description does it read ‘must look adorable while infatuated with the local High Warlock’.” - series of firsts written with such tenderness and adoration for characters, that it warms your heart while reading, - it shows how much the author cares for them. it is not finished, but whatever has already been written, is gold]

Fake dating AU

The Great Repression by @CryptidBane (Impetus) [although it might not be exactly my regular cup of tea, i still appreciate this author’s style so damn much, and the way they do malec dynamic overall, so it’s here. magnus is a camboy, and alec is hired to protect him from a stalker]

Friends to lovers

Family is Family by @hexicity [my brains are fried by the covid, so any coherent rec would be unlikely right about now, but the softness of this <333 alec sees an ad about a free room, and when he moves in, he finds way more, than he bargained for... gave me a bit of a “happy, shiny people everywhere” vibe, and that’s an automatic rec in my books, so]

Spinning Around In Circles by @lemonoclefox [my fav friends to lovers/mutual pining trope, here you are, and what a pretty pretty wrapper are you wearing - absolutely amazing interpretation of a trope, that seems to has been done to death, and yet here i am, never able to get enough of it <3]

If it walks like a duck by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [this. i was reading this. and after every single word. all i wanted to do was get down on one knee and propose to this person. i dunno who the hell you is, but.... how did you do this? it was... another level of fanfiction.]

Neighbors AU

Meow 17:1 Love Thy Neighbor by @high-warlock-of-brooklyn [again, not a fan of drabbles, but who could resist such softness??? Neighbors AU, where Chairman takes some lessons he learnt from “Parent trap” to heart, and alec is a stumbling mess, but he gets shit done, kudossssssss]

Various AU mix

Solid courage by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [how goddamn CUTE was dat???? answer - the cutest. mashallah people in this fandom can write]

Paper Love by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [it would not be an exaggeration to admit i thoroughly fell in love with this author’s style, i mean, all and every version of their malec is all kinds of awesome. this one is no exception - catarina works in the library, and malec have to take madzie out to a coffee shop, cause their obnoxious flirting is too loud for the quaint environment of catarina’s workplace.... it’s tiny and so so sooooooo sweet]

make no bones by @ohfreckle [yaaaaaaaaay, what a cutie, tiny preciousness about magnus having an awful day and taking it out on a no-good useless building super, simply delightful]

Freud is a Dick by @sanctuary_for_all [Alec works in IT firm, and accidentally sends someone else’s dick pick to his boss, whom he has a crush on... do i need to say more]

shadows in moonlight by @kaeg [damnnnnnn, son, that was a ride!! something exquisitely soulful, tender and so, so poetic... young malec meet in summer vacation home, and it will take your breath away in the best way possible... warning, it is unfinished, but whatever was written, is absolute preciousness]

For the Love of the Game by @TicklemyPickle [Hockey AU, where malec were childhood friends, but had a falling out, and were not in touch for the last 7 years, until magnus gets traded in to alec’s team... i was somewhat unsure about reccing this, as some of the choices author made regarding their dynamic did not exactly resonate with me, but decided to go on, because, god as my witness, one thing this world definitely needs more of - is malec Hockey AUs, word upppp]

Love Is A Gamble by @la-muerta [i myself do not completely understand, why has it taken me so long to get to the “The importance of elsewhere” author’s most famous piece, but i finally have, it was amazeballs, like, the world-building...? off the charts. the language, the moral struggle, what a gem. alec is a grumpy and surely sheriff *duh!!!* of a tiny town, and magnus strolls in being all... well, magnus-y, and opens a gambling house, the potential!!! anyway, i highly doubt this piece needs recs, so imma zip it]

@ohprongs [this author has too many tiny pieces i like to name them individually, but as far as reccing goes, they should def be mentioned here for their effortless, seamless style, and clear love for the characters in all interpretations, that simply shines through all and any AUs they choose to put malec in]

special mention:

@theleftboobgrabber [i wasn’t aware that at this stage it was still possible to come by someone like this. the author, who’s style would impress me so. that unbelievably glorious Mafia AU, absolutely delightful and literally perfect My mama don’t like you series, and something that went straight to my top-5 - MI6 AU ohhhhh, that MI6 AU... i have no coherent words to express the depths of my appreciation, this is unbelievable fucking talent for writing malec]

#malec #malec fic rec #malec fic #shadowhunters fic rec #shadowhunters

[scoopsgf]

asdfghjkl honestly just glad tumblr didn't eat either of them, that would've been awkward 😂but 8k words!!!! in a day!!!!! damnnnnnnnnn that's impressive!! 🎇 so i know Literally Nothing about make-up (other than like, usually it goes on your face asdfghjkl) and had to do some googling but oh my god??? i can see why you'd avoid tf out of that brand 😬 i'm gonna watch some of these, i'm intrigued now i need to know more 🤔 ☀

DJDJFJ NO ITS JUST ME BEING LAZY AND GETTING DISTRACTED!!! also hhhh i know and I may have burned myself out a touch bc I haven’t written more than like 200 words today LMAO! also yeah morphe is just. YIKES! and smokeyglow (hannah) is just the most dedicated researcher, all of her videos are so intriguing. like even ones on topics I’m not normally interested in I tend to watch bc I just sit there like 👁👄👁 “no wayyyyyy” 

#asks #nyxqueenofshadows

[notalittlebutalottie]

@klauscarolove said:

Y’all I just binged the latest 7 chapters and let me tell ya..... DAMNNNNNNNNN!!!! This shit is GOLDEN!!!

I just read all of your reviews and oh my god 😭😭 Thank you so much for your kind words 😭

#just lottie things #psychedelic kicks