#GODDAMN HONEY

[braisedhoney]

the fundamental problem

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #dp fanart #a glitch in time spoilers #dp #a glitch in time #agit #agit spoilers #YEARS OF CATHARSIS MY G O D #vlad. honey. dearest sad cat man. *please pay for a goddamn therapist* #you had your realization i believe in you #oh god i really need to tag this and make sure i don’t miss any spoiler tags #danny phantom spoilers #danny phantom gn #are there any more #gah i hope i didn't miss any ;; #wow this might be the most rendered thing i've done for dp that's like. not a fully rendered dan in my normal style #mix of my normal style and the flatter cartoony thing i do for danny phantom *shrug* #danny phantom: a glitch in time #danny phantom: a glitch in time spoilers

[ruinme-please]

Mr IV gentleman sweetheart: "I SAY YOU'RE A C..."

#I AM NOT OKAY #IV GODDAMN #iv #sleep token #bmth #antivist #oli sykes #screams like honey

[garou-art]

🎰🎰🎰

gonna miss ya, Fox Mom 💖

#vtuber #nijisanji #nijisanji en #ethyria #nina kosaka #niji en #art #fanart #she was my first oshi and goddamn im gonna miss comfy zatsus #neenaur my honey... #also yes i know the outfit and hair combo are wrong but leave me alone im in mourning

[hippolotamus]

Several Sentence Sunday 😴

Thanks for the tags @wildlife4life @disasterbuckdiaz @fortheloveofbuddie @tizniz @daffi-990 (go check their delightful snippets!)

Bringing more honey, when you call my name. Pretty sure I've posted this bit before but I reworked it and like it much better now. Plus I'm trying not to spoil too much before it posts (hopefully) Saturday. Enjoy 🥰

Eddie jolts awake at the jingle of keys in the front door. His heart, slamming into his ribcage, slows as he begins to recognize a familiar pattern, one he’s heard countless times before in different variations. First a loud whisper – “Shit!” – when the door doesn’t close as softly as intended. Next a muted thump as shoes are toed off and set next to his and Christopher's. More faint thumps stumbling to the bathroom, followed by the inevitable flush and water running, then footsteps retreating to the living room. There’s some indistinguishable humming while a blanket and pillow are arranged. Next is Eddie’s favorite part. A content sigh as six-foot-two-inches of Evan Buckley settles on the couch, wiggling and smacking his lips as he pulls the covers up to his chin. Lastly are the reverberating snores Chris will tease and mock Buck about in the morning.

no pressure tagging @stereopticons @shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @elvensorceress @apothecarose @barbiediaz @buckaroosheart @buddierights @chaosandwolves @diazsdimples @eowon @giddyupbuck @heartshapedvows @honestlydarkprincess @hoodie-buck @indestructibleheart @jesuisici33 @ladydorian05 @lemonzestywrites loml @lizzie-bennetdarcy @loserdiaz @monsterrae1 @rmd-writes @singlethread @spaceprincessem @spotsandsocks @statueinthestone @steadfastsaturnsrings @the-likesofus @theplaceyoustillrememberdreaming @theotherbuckley @thewolvesof1998 @vanillahigh00 @watchyourbuck @weewootruck @welcometololaland @your-catfish-friend and anyone else who wants to share 😘

#eddie is so goddamn fond of buck #like all varieties of him #i like to think he's seen all this in person so many times he's got it memorized #but lbr he memorized it after the very first time #he knows exactly how buck looks stumbling all sleepy and tipsy down the hall #and tucking himself into bed #hippo writes #seven sentence sunday #fic: honey when you call my name #please please let me finish this #also why are tumblr tags being so flippin weird?

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

"Zeke is going to break you in, show you the ropes."

↳ WILLIAM SCHENK & EZEKIEL BANKS'S MEET-CUTE in SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW

#william schenk #ezekiel banks #spiralshipping #spiral from the book of saw #saw franchise #spiralposting #sawposting #mine: gifs #gifset #(william honey close ur mouth. ur going to catch all the flies in the goddamn department) #(there ain't no way he faked this. he tried extra hard to be cool and collected in the final act 'cause he was making up for this #insane gay crisis he had. my boy saw the diamond earrings and folded FAST. not the disguise swag thats's unfair zeke >:( )

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Ridiculous obscure OJV headcanon:

Kyle (freshman year yeeting disorder recovery era) logging that he “vanquished a quesadilla” into the Recovery Record app and his therapist being all “… so you ate a quesadilla is what you’re saying, that’s great but can we use more direct terminology” lmfaoooo and he 100% phrased it like that bc he had FaceTimed Stan for meal support and when he held up the crumpled wrapper his fantasy dork best friend went “HELL YEAH DUDE YOU DEFEATED IT” bc Stan may not get it but he knows his sbf was seeing that shit as a foe to be battled, like it’s not just a tortilla with cheese. These two losers I adore them.

#them #south park #style #OrangeJuiceVerse #yes this is bc I just vanquished a quesadilla wow we love nutrients #yes I almost passed out at work earlier bc I’m fucking stupid and have a goddamn eating disorder #my partner has discovered that one thing I’ll eat is Taco Bell cheese quesadillas with a shit ton of Diablo sauce #so I’m not tempted to panic and throw it up in fear of something bad happening if I digest something lmfaoooo #he got out of the shower and went ‘hey honey did you eat while I was gone’ #and i triumphantly held up the wrapper and said ‘I vanquished this shit’ #god why am i like this #and why did I South Park all over it

[toxooz]

been binging tf outa Avatar the last airbender bc ive been puking my EVERLOVIN guts out since yesterday and hear me out

#remy would probably get cool weapons or somethin but honey im so sorry it would be the reality #sk8 squad #ollie #ponti #oscar #abio #kari #vinny #remy #im Just Now feeling like the worst is over but holy fuck talk about misery #and i Have to go to work tomorrow anyway since i had to call bc today was supposed to be the recovery day but nOOO body said fuck u #cause this is like the 3rd time this has happened this year alone like i refuse to believe its just a bunch of food poisoning instances??? #i been eating the same for years and i know my immune systems been shot ever since covid but that was 4 years ago now somethin aint right #pray for my downstairs neighbors they had to hear me fighting for my life every 30 minutes PFFFT EEUUUAAGHGG HUFF HUFF HUFF yeah #although i will say all this shit has really toned down my emetophobia now everytime i gotta puke i just let out a long disappointed sigh #but goddamn still brutal tho

[katierosefun]

modern family is all fun and games until you get to the scenes where you burst into tears because the once-vaguely homophobic dad now refers to his son's husband as family, and also the academically gifted daughter realizes that her dorky, clumsy dad was always really proud of her and just never surprised because he just assumed she could do anything, and also the eldest daughter who eloped comes crawling back to her parents' room and whispers that she still wants her parents to be present for her wedding, and also the anxious queer lawyer character admits that he was terrified that his husband would just leave him alone with their baby daughter, and also that the once-vaguely grouchy dad looks at his stepson and tells him that what makes a family is who sticks around, not who you're blood-related to and anyways what was i saying

#caroline talks #modern family #god. . .. the way i really do love this sitcom. like have all the jokes aged well? ehhh not really #there are some jokes that land pretty badly now but i still do love this show so much and i'm so sad i'm on the final season #it's like. oh yeah. family is complicated! it's rough! #but everyone can change and grow. people can become better. it won't be perfect and it'll suck sometimes #but everyone is trying their goddamn best. #i will say though i burst into tears at hayley coming to claire and phil and going '. . . i was going to elope but i realized #that i really wanted you guys there :(' #and god also how i love gloria and jay and claire and phil and mitch and cam's relationships #and like i love the kids but the adult relationships make me cry the hardest #because it's like. when claire explodes on phil bc 'YOU NEVER TAKE MY ADVICE YOU'RE ALWAYS FOLLOWING SOMEONE ELSE'S!!!' #and phil goes up to claire and presents her with this photo album and goes '. . . honey i'm ALWAYS following your advice.' #and when i think about mitch freaking out bc he thinks he might have had another kid and he thinks cam might ditch him for it #and cam is just like '. . .. mitchell i love you.' and is just like. we'll deal with this together. #and it's just like!!! ough!!! ough!!!

[siflshonen]

Every time a new animated series makes it big on here it births not the wildest discourse, but the most revealing and insightful cross-section about the psychology of the particular hater posting it

#I saw your bad su takes honey I know all about your mommy issues #I saw your hazbin hotel discourse I know all about how you feel the need to overshare about your sex life #I saw your bad BNHA takes baby I know about your victim complex #sugarpie! I don’t need to read your she ra discourse to know you have no goddamn grace for other people #you guys are like my very bestest friends. I know everything about you. #I know more about your secrets than my own

[zappedbyzabka]

Handsomest man award goes to

#Honey #He’s such a goddamn dork #and thats how I like my men #ralphie #gifs #Adorable

[honeytuesday]

everywhere I go I see u

omg.....we're star crossed 🙈🙈🙈 how's the yearning crowd on twitter?

#answered #asks #shurisneakers #also. love you. #so muchly 💕💖💗💟💖💕💗💕💖💕💗💕💖💟💖💕💕💖💟💖💟 #honey containment breach #goddamn tho??? 378k views????

[indelicateink]

i really want to know what the honey and pineapple floorshow was all about.

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #amc iwtv #the awkwardness when your hosts lean into their interpersonal problems in front of you #anyway louis is not a super happy person in dubai but he's positively bitchy at the dinner table it's amazing #between this and the meth-addicted coal-miner's son snark #something something eating will perhaps always be problematic with louis #something something he may have found a quasi-humane way to consume blood but something something suppressing his true nature to appease #his conscience leaves another kind of hunger unslaked #22 years of hangry on top of many decades of major depression goddamn #someone get this man 100 sessions of emdr. a pass to murder a remorseless felon. and the fuck out of this depression cave #(there is no way armand is horfing honey and pineapple. louis' off-the-cuff bitchery is hilarious and holy shit louis is unhappy)

[porternash]

Their friendship legitimately gives me Feelings 🥹🏳️‍⚧️💜

#the feeling is trans joy #if you wondered #jacksepticeye #pixelpit #seán mcloughlin #robin torkar #Robin honey I misspell your last name every goddamn time and I have no idea why

[lorillee]

you are insane

#THEMES ?????? COHERENT STORY ???????? SOUL EATER ???????????????? #oh honey there is no saving you. and we’re not even touching whatevers going on with the manga #i love soul eater but like . its a mess. #also WORLDBUILDING ?????? YOU THINK SOUL EATERS WORLDBUILDING IS BETTER THAN GODDAMN ONE PIECE ???????????

[chuuyashusband69]

“I don't care how much

You invest yourself in me

We're not working out”

#honey this mirror isn’t big enough for the for the two of us #if my goddamn mcr bullets hoodie doesn’t come soon the bullets are gonna be lodged in my brain #FUCK YOU package tracking app you HATE kids with AUTISM

[beansprean]

Rhys has the most baffling nose I have ever attempted to draw it’s thin then it’s wide it’s long in profile but also kinda flat the bridge is concave but the tip points down but the nostrils are higher and every time I’m struggling with it and need a new ref it somehow looks completely different from my prev sketches!! The man has a new nose for every angle and I for one am SICK OF IT SIR.

#me complaining about a man’s nose!! listen rhys is VERY HARD TO DRAW he has so many angles #usually I can get a face down by identifying a unique feature #and if u get that right it automatically looks like them enough to be recognizable #but rhys?? no one is doing faces like him #you want to sketch using simple shapes?? #TOO BAD YOU NEED 5 JUST FOR HIS GODDAMN NOSE #meanwhile I give taika new noses every day and he looks the same because all u need are the eyes and the beard babey #Nathan so easy just curl his top lip up #Matthew honey hook that nose and draw the mouth higher than you think you should boom it’s him #con? forget about it just make an angry rectangle with sunken cheeks #rhys I’m sitting here running Pythagorean theorems about the corners of his mouth and whether I need to draw a bottom lip #sighhhhhh #I think I’m getting better tho now that I’m focusing on practicing him more #ok end of rant why did I do most of this in the tags djdjsjsj #rhys I love u but your face haunts me with its subtle curves and lifts #I need to vesuvian man him