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animeshotsh · 3 months

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Im going to eat you! (No) | V's x Kid!Reader HCS |

Hcs of your time with the V's during this.

Warnings: HH violence-cursing- Kid!Reader hates Valentino - Veelvet its mentioned but for just a moment - Vox inner thoughts of you - Vox has a crush on Alastor on this - Vox its down bad for Alastor and Lucifer -

Note: Because I saw one user saying reader did not bite Valentino and tbh valid.

When you saw what they were doing (well only the strange insect sinner the TV head had decided to be a by stander and to also catch you) what he was doing to Angel you were furious.

Oh, how you desired you could transform like your dad, sis or uncle but you were weak.

Fuck you for sending me to hell with no power.

However, you can still move as crazy as a sinner can and more with the sugar in your system thanks to the ice cream from earlier.

"W-wait a minute" The tv head tries to catch you again only to be head butted by Lucifer's lamb.

Who is also weak and is going to ask his creator for an update on its powers.

However back to you, you are running now towards that insect sinner who is not paying attention to no one but the poor Angel on the floor.

And so, you end on the sinners shoulder and bite hard on his arm. Your teeth getting sharper thanks to your angry feelings. In fact when Valentino tries to remove you, you are quick to go to his other arm and bite down again.

"FUCKING BITCH"

"Im going to eat you" you say with the most dangerous voice no one ever hear from you.

Angel its suprised for a second then almost loses his heart when Valentino pushes you off towards the floor. However, you are not done and end biting his leg too.

"THIS FUCKING BITCH, I SWEAR JUST WAIT TILL YOU GROW UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN SO MUCH PAIN DO YOU KNOW-"

"VAL!!" Vox calls his companion getting you off from the floor, having to use so much Force to prevent you from running again. "I need this one alive and mentally sane" when Vox sees that you are not getting any weak he sends a small shock of electrecity to you making you sleep.

"The fucker bite me, look" Valentino says offended showing the marks and blood you left.

"Its Alastor's kid, of course its going to try any sinner they can"

Again, Lucifer felt a shake in the Force.

Fast moving, they get to the V's tower. Valentino wants you away from him so he decides to take his anger on the poor souls that works for him.

Vox decides to tie you up just in case.

Seeing your sleeping form almost makes him go soft. You are not as terrible when you are not biting his companion's flesh off.

Also, he kind of claps to that, Val needs a reminder every now and then.

Vox wonders if Veelvet would like you, sure she does not make kid's clothes but maybe she could make something for you?

And maybe now Alastor would finally accept being part of the company because they have you hostage.

And no, Vox its not thinking about him and Alastor raising you....

Really he is not.

Ok maybe a little.

Later once you woke up and you two bond he can tell he is fucked because even if Alastor beats him up till death (oh pls do it he wishes) he want to keep you around.

You can watch Barney all you want, and you can bite Val anytime of the day. Really, you have his permission.

He cant remember if he ever wanted to be a father when he was alive but now the need to raise you is there.

Is this a demonic Power? Making overlords want to raise you and be your relatives? Who knows.

Later once its discover that you are Lucifer's kid, and how you still try to get him to show the king of hell ducks....

Fuck stop helping him!! He does not want to see you go but he cant fight hell's king.

Oh, and when Alastor treated him finally.

He thanks you for that.

He later has to deal with Val and Veelvet because they cant do business for 2 weeks.

And so, Vox ends sleeping hugging his Alastor's pillow and also thinking on getting one of the king himself.

Would you mind 3 dads ?

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chaifootsteps · 4 months

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am i the only one being annoyed at the characters being shipped left and right? idk sir pentious and cherri seems so forced to me personally i don't understand the appeal :/

also i thought hh will be "female-centred"... where is it now??? 😐

i'm just really disappointed at this show and to think i waited four years for this

i cant wait the hype for this show to die down honestly

Four years to see Sir Pentious clumsily hit on Cherri and then be sexually assaulted for laughs. Never thought it'd come to this when we were gushing over Addict.

#Anonymous #viv stuff #actual blog post #hazbin hotel critical

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goldenempyrean · 5 months

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Told You So

« Day 11: “Not to say I told you so...but-” »

« Pairing: Alex Danvers x Reader »

« Notes: sorry this is horribly unedited, I’ll fix the title gradient tomorrow at some point »

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“Stop fidgeting ‘Lexie” You sighed in annoyance as your fiancée tossed and turned for what must’ve been the 7th time in that past 20 minutes.

On a usual day, the pair of you would’ve still been at work at 3pm on a Thursday but instead you were both laying in bed, surrounded by crumpled tissues and blankets. Alex had gotten some bug at the start of the week and much to your annoyance had firmly insisted she was fine. Which led her into running herself into the ground to the point she’d almost passed out while on a fairly easy extraction mission with her squad.

That had finally convinced her to slow down a little. You’d called the two of you from work with the intent that you could look after her for the rest of the week. Which would’ve been fine if she hadn’t coughed and spluttered all over you the whole time, leading to you be curled up in bed beside her not even two days later.

“I cant get comfy.” She sniffled in reply - despite several days passing, she still felt awful and as you’d come to found out, Alex was a total baby when she was sick, “That stupid medicine isn’t working.” She grumbled in reference to the medication she’d taken a few minutes prior.

“Honey, you need to be patient.” You sighed, “Come on. Lay your head here, that’s better,”

She seemed to get a little settled after resting her head on your chest, seemingly quietening down as she listened to the rhythmic thumping of your heart, “Being patient sucks. It should work instantly.”

“You know full well it doesn’t work instantly just be pat- Hh-“ You lost track of your thoughts as your breath hitched off, jolting your forwards moments later with several itchy sounding sneezes, causing the girl on your chest to whine at the jostling. “Just wait a little bit, okay? It’ll work soon enough.” You sighed, rubbing the edge of your sleeve under your nose as you sniffled afterwards.

Alex shot you a look but through the filter of her tired, half-closed eyes, the usual effect of her glare was lost, “I hate this.” She pouted, crossing her arms as she stuck out her lower lip.

"I don't want to say I told you so…but-" you muttered with a playful smirk, adjusting the blankets around both of you as you continued, "Maybe next time you'll actually rest when you feel something coming on, you could’ve been feeling better by now."

The agent let out a weak groan, burying her face deeper into your chest, “I hate resting, it’s so boring.”

"Well, you hate being sick too," you teased gently, running your fingers through her hair, "so it's a lose-lose situation I’m afraid Danvers and I think we both know which the better option is.”

Alex let out a soft, congested laugh, "I suppose you have a point." She shifted slightly, wincing as she found a more comfortable position. "Sorry for being such a pain, love. I know you’re still feeling under the weather too."

She sniffled and let her head rest back up on your shoulder as she nestled against you and you found yourself smiling fondly as you ran your hand through her messy hair, "I promise, I won't hold it against you, even if you are the neediest patient ever."

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kitseldust · 2 months

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Wings and Dust

OKAY so this is the first completed snzfic i've ever written. The guys in the story - my oc's - are called Niko and Nessie (i will post them more) and i cant stop thinking abt them at all like. im obsessed

NSFW STORY BTW. LIKE PENISES INVOLVED

TW: MENTIONS OF SA BUT IT DOESNT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

MINORS FUCK OFF

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“Here darl, I’ll buy you another drink” The man winked, moving away from the table to approach the bar. Nessie stretched out, a smile on his face. He loved when people bought him drinks: a perfect way for fans to show their appreciation. He watched as the guy slowly walked back with their drinks when he felt someone grab his arm. He looked around suddenly to see none other than Niko signalling for him to move. Nessie complied.

“Niko, what the fuck? I was scoring a free drink!”

“There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” Niko said, dragging Nessie down a back corridor. Nessie noticed his wings were pressed flat against his head, something Nessie had learned to be an indicator of anxiety. Something was wrong.

“What does that even mean?” Nessie asked, pulling his hand free from Niko’s grip.

“That guy you were talking to. He put something in your drink.” Niko explained, grabbing Nessie’s shoulders and turning the white-haired man to look at him.

“Like what?” Nessie questioned as Niko removed his hands and kept walking. Nessie ran a bit to catch up. “A flavour enhancer? I don’t get it.”

“I admire how even though you’ve been through the worst, you can keep some sense on naivety. He put a drug in your drink.”

“Aren’t drugs meant to be fun?”

“Not this one, Ness. This type of drug makes you fall asleep. With your sleeping body he probably would’ve tried to rape you.”

“WHAT!?” Nessie shouted loud enough for Niko to flinch.

“The world out here isn’t sunshine and rainbows, Ness.”

“Wait…so that’s why Navia asks me to watch her drink? You’re telling me this is common?”

“Sadly so. We need to leave so he doesn’t find yo-“ Niko began, when he was interrupted by a loud shout.

“NESSIE! Where are you? I got your drink!”

Niko clapped a hand to his mouth, pulling Nessie through the nearest doorway into an old janitor’s closet.

“Shit. This is not good. I thought he’d just leave it.” Niko whispered as he attempted to make himself comfortable in the cramped space. He sat himself down on what he assumed was a bucket, brushing a layer of dust off of it before moving Nessie onto his lap so they could both sit. The space was so small that even though both men were facing each other, both of their backs could hit the wall. Nessie clung onto Niko, who was listening for any more noise. Nessie’s nose twitched, trying to ignore the itch that had begun to prickle.

“Ugh, that slut!” An agitated voice growled, scarily close to their closet. Niko heard the sound of smashing glass-he presumed the guy had thrown it against the wall. “Did you see him anywhere?” The voice continued, aimed at someone else who had entered the corridor.

“I’m sure I saw your white boy run off with someone else.”

“And where did they go!?”

“Down here somewhere…” The other voice replied. Nessie registered they were still talking about something or other, but the itch in his nose was beginning to become unbearable.

“Fuck…” He murmured into Niko’s ear, curling his head into his roommate’s shoulder.

“Are you okay?” Niko whispered quietly.

“hh.. It’s so… hih… so dusty in hhere…” Nessie explained, unable to control the hitching of his breath.

“Shit shit shit…” Nessie heard Niko breathe. “They’re literally right outside the door.”

“I fuhhh.hih..fucking know!” Nessie whisper-shouted.

“Can you hold it back?” Niko asked, moving his hand to grip Nessie’s hair.

“I don’t know…”

Niko sighed. "Just try, okay?" He felt Nessie nod his head against his shoulder.

And then he felt Nessie's head bob. Once, twice, 3 times...

"ngt! h'ngt! kt!"

He curled his hand into him even harder, pushing the white-haired man further into his shoulder. Fuck. He knew that once Nessie started, he wouldn't be able to stop. This was not good.

Nessie removed his head from Niko's shoulder and looked up at the winged man. "Sorry..." He whispered.

"Don't worry. I know you can't help it." Niko breathed. He hoped Nessie wouldn't notice the growing bulge in his pants. He felt Nessie smile (granted, he couldn't see anything, but it was an educated guess) as he guided the younger man's head back onto his shoulder, stroking his hair as he heard Nessie trying to regulate his breathing. Probably trying to stave off another sneezing fit. Niko heard scuffling behind the door, footsteps getting eerily close to the closet.

“Well, your lead was a dead end, huh?” The voice from earlier jeered, leaning against the closet door with a thump!

“I could’ve sworn they went this way!” The other voice repeated. Niko felt Nessie’s breath hitch again. No, not now. Anytime but now.

“Nhhh… Niko I’m.. heh.. hih… I’m gonna snehheeze again… Whhh.. What do I do?” Nessie hitched against his neck. Niko’s breath caught in his throat, both at the adrenaline of avoiding those fucking creeps and also by the intimate position he and Nessie were in. He felt Nessie’s hands grab onto his back as the white-haired man tried to press up against Niko as hard as he could: Presumably using the winged man’s body to muffle any noise, but had the effect of pushing against Niko’s growing arousal. He pinched his mouth shut as to not let out a noise of his own as he felt Nessie’s breath on his neck. This time, the stifling was less successful, and Niko couldn’t help but freeze up, a hand over his mouth.

“ ngt-kt! H’AKch! K’Shu! Heh..hih…HIK’tch-chh-kSHu! Heh’ikShU! Hek’tchu! K’shh-h’shu! T’schUu… k’Tch!”

“What was that?” One of the voices asked, removing his back from the door. Niko continued stroking Nessie’s hair, in an attempt to convey everything was alright.

“What was what?” The other voice asked.

“There was a noise…”

“Tinnitus? Or did the demons get you again, Joseph?”

“I’m going to kill you.” Growled the first voice — who was now identified as belonging to a Joseph. The guy who tried spiking Nessie.

“Ha! You wish! Should we just cut our losses and go home? Maybe get a pretty girl to join us tonight?”

Niko felt the door vibrate as if someone had just kicked it. Nessie shifted uncomfortably against him, only putting more pressure on the thing Niko was trying so hard to hide.

“I’m determined to get that one. Did you see him? Prime real estate!”

“Yeah, sure, whatever. We won’t be able to find him by just standing around, Joe.” The other voice muttered.

“You’re right. Let’s go. Maybe he’s dancing?”

“Sure”

Niko waited with bated breath until the footsteps faded out until he spoke.

“Nessie, we’re clear.” He mumbled. The white haired man inhaled a large hitching breath before all Niko could feel was Nessie sneezing onto his neck.

“H’eshu! H’kssh-kshh-tschu! Hih-tchu! K’chih! h’KTchu! hK’SHU-t’Schu! Hh… Hek’chht! tSSCh-K’chu!”

Niko sat there, open-mouthed, feeling every expulsion of air, every drop of saliva that managed to escape Nessie’s mouth. His hips bucked up involuntarily seeking further friction. Niko gasped as Nessie moved his face from his shoulder.

“Niko… are you… fhhuck!” Nessie began, making Niko flush red.

“Hehh..! hK’SHU! tSSCh-K’chu!Hih-tchu! Hek’tchu! K’shh-h’shu! hK’SHiu-t’tcchu! tshuu! Hk’tchh! Ak’ptsch! P’kshh-tshh-chht!”

This time, Nessie tilted his head down to sneeze freely onto his shirt, unable to move his head to the side or cover in time. Niko could barely help himself as he began stroking Nessie’s face.

“Jesus fuck, Ness…” Niko mumbled, more to himself than Nessie.

“I can feel you poking me.” Nessie sniffed, moving his hand to rub at his poor nose. Niko sighed.

“Sorry.”

“Don’t be.” Nessie assured him, bringing his face closer to Niko’s to bring him in for a kiss. Niko let out a small noise of surprise before returning the favour, clashing his lips against Nessie’s.

“Did the locked-in-a-closet scenario turn you on that much?” Nessie breathed, sniffing again.

“Well…” Niko started. His eyes had adjusted enough to the dark to see Nessie’s nose had begun to twitch again. The younger man had his face tilted to the ceiling as he hitched once, twice, then nothing. Nessie let out a frustrated groan as he rubbed his nose again.

“Stuck?” Niko asked. Nessie nodded, breathing heavily. Niko moved his hands to stroke Nessie’s cheek. “I have an idea.” He continued.

“Phh..please…” Nessie stuttered through hitching breaths. Niko tilted his head to the side, spreading his wings just enough to run against Nessie’s face.

“Ihh.. It’s nohht working,” Nessie mumbled. “Juhhst use one feather, mehh… hih… maybe?”

Niko hummed in appreciation, moving his hand to find a loose feather he could pluck. He yanked on one, quickly followed by a sneeze of his own: something that would inevitably happen every time he plucked a feather.

“Akk’TSCHIU! H’AKSHU! Ha, look, now I’m sneezing too.” he chuckled. He moved the feather closer to Nessie’s face, moving it against the underside of his nose.

“Fhh..fuck, Niko…” Nessie hitched helplessly. Niko then moved the feather into one of Nessie’s nostrils, swirling it around the spluttering man’s nose until Nessie practically pushed him off.

“hh.. hih… hih’hih’EKK’tshiew! tSSCh-K’chu! H’kssh-kshh-p’schh! P’chtt! T’KsHIEW! h’KTchu! hK’SHU-t’Schu! K’chih! Ptch’KSHU! Chht-ktchuu! Ts’chiuu!”

Nessie gripped onto Niko’s shoulders, sniffling and trying to catch his breath as Niko grabbed his face and pulled him into another hungry kiss.

“Fuck, you’re just so hot…” He murmured. Nessie’s head snapped back as he looked at Niko, eyes wide.

“Ohhh…” Nessie sighed.

“What?” The winged man asked.

“You’re horny for my sneezing…” Nessie continued, a large grin spreading across his face. Niko looked down awkwardly, just for Nessie to grab his chin and force him to look back up. “Don’t worry. I like it.” He said, capturing Niko’s lips in another desperate kiss. His tongue was exploring Niko’s mouth, and he rutted forwards to apply friction to their blatant arousal. When Nessie started to hitch again, he flashed another toothy grin at Niko, who looked at his roommate, transfixed. He was allowed to look. He saw Nessie’s chest rise and fall, still grinding his hips against Niko’s. He saw his eyes start to turn bleary. It was too dark to pinpoint exact expressions, but he could just imagine the tears welling in Nessie’s eyes, the way his mouth dropped slightly open…

“Hih..hh.h’KTchu! hK’SHU! Hek’tchu! K’shh-h’shu! EKK’tshiew! tshuu! Hk’tchh! Shit…”

Niko let out a small moan, bringing Nessie’s lips to meet his again. His arms trailing down Nessie’s clothes, desperately grabbing onto whatever was there. Once he reached Nessie’s waistband, he paused, waiting for confirmation. Nessie gasped a small “Please…” and that was all Niko needed to free the white-haired man’s cock. It was already hard, leaking precum. Niko thumbed the head and Nessie moaned into his mouth. He broke the kiss to move his hand up and spit on it, bringing it back down to stroke Nessie. Nessie decided to return the favour, enthusiastically plunging his hand down into Niko’s pants. Niko let out a yelp of surprise as his dick hit the cool air, and Nessie let out a small giggle in return. At first, Niko kept a steady pace while stroking Nessie’s cock, making sure to relish the shudders and noises Nessie made. Every breath Nessie took could’ve been a hitch of breath or a moan of pleasure, and although Niko couldn’t tell which, it only made him more aroused. Nessie’s hand was surprisingly soft as it glided over his own dick, trying to match the rhythm Niko had set. It felt exhilarating. He was becoming more and more undone with every movement of Nessie’s hand, unable to control the small noises leaving his mouth while also focusing on keeping a hand on Nessie’s cock at the same time. This man was unravelling him, waves of pleasure coursing through his body as he felt Nessie’s lips on his again, moving against each other as if they were made to be connected. Tongues exploring mouths, slick sounds and pants filling the air. And then, without warning, Nessie broke the kiss with a small

“H’IKKshu! Chh’Hih’SHU!”

They were so sudden that Nessie couldn’t move his head in time, sneezing all over Niko. And that was all it took for the winged man to spill out over Nessie’s hand with a sharp cry, desperately trying to keep pumping Nessie’s cock as he rode his high. Nessie stroked him through, murmuring presumably words of encouragement. It was hardly a minute later that Nessie himself came; head buried in Niko’s shoulder again.

“Holy shit.” Niko gasped.

“Holy shit indeed. I never expected you to be this deranged.” Nessie added on, rubbing his nose.

“Thanks Nessie. Really helping my self-esteem here.”

Nessie laughed, trying to shove his pants back on while avoiding the wet spots. Niko felt himself go red.

“You can uh… Tie my jacket around your waist too. We need to go home and clean up.” Niko mumbled, stroking Nessie’s hair.

“Yeah. That we do.” The white-haired man laughed, enveloping Niko’s lips with his own again. “I can’t wait to get out of this dusty ass closet.” Niko pretended he didn’t notice how red Nessie’s nose had gotten once they opened the door, or the way Nessie was still diligently rubbing it with the same hand that had just stroked him to completion.

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