#He ALSO takes his job very seriously

[crowerclover]

Can't stop making more of these little guys

#One on the left looks terrible but we'll ignore that #Middle yellow one is an insufferable (affectionate) valley girl who has a rivalry with Trep and they fight all the time #Right one is a veryvery chill gal who just kinda follows yellow gal around and gives zero shits about literally everything #Left one with the spikes and bow takes his blademaster job very seriously and everything was going well! #He had Fulmin and Nelly and could manage them fine #Until Trep came. #Then his sanity plummeted and hes on the brink of exhaustion all the time from their hyjinx #Crow rito isnt yiga but theyre a neutral sundelion merchant that sells to anyone and asks no questions #and also maybe is a lil bit of a sona #yiga oc #totk yiga #yiga footsoldier #yiga blademaster #yiga #yiga clan #crowys art #(Pricklo) #(Nana) #(Komare) #(Lakk)

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

#undertale #hlvrai #hlvrai2 #benrey #tommy coolatta #papyrus #benry #hlvrai benry #sans undertale #sans #undertale sans #undertale spoilers #i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY. #i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard #file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman #we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct) #(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed) #i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly #it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!) #im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like: #they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes #but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man #sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power #they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it #in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss) #Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's “i knew this was gonna happen” #Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight #anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!! #idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies #they can bond over being “unserious” (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)

[oozeandgoo-art]

had an odd dream that i was reading a comic book. sketched a couple of the pages i could remember.

#i might adapt this into an actual story because i am SO SO SO mad that it isn't a thing i can go back to reading #oc #im definitely keeping the concept of save-bot i fucking love save-bot he's just doing his best. i love a robot who wants to help people #im not equipped to be writing about underground rebellions with any sense of real tact though #besides its in a superhero universe/story so you know it would just be so sucks lol #sketch #god the colors were so interesting. the teal parts were all very precisely crosshatched and the fire was this gorgeous brush pen looking #colored inks that just seemed like they were MOVING #and i mean some of that was because i was dreaming but god even in my halfhearted copy you can see some of the movement #it was a bad scene but a really really REALLY fun dream. i love when a book can *get* to me so i was really enjoying it #put it aside so i could take a break and woke up. instant fury at the universe for not having it be a real book instead #ill reblog with details if anyone's curious. i can explain this scene but i dont feel like it #the green people are in a secret basement though. hiding from the government. blue jacket guy is a speedster robot named save-bot who does #rescue stuff with every fire department so fire suppression technology is not very good because save-bot "can just save you'' #however they're badly over their legal occupancy and the secret basement has One (1) exit so everyone is like really fucked here. #includinig save-bot who is going to do his job until he dies because he is an ai without any sense of self preservation and he cares #which i didn't even CATCH until i woke up and started tryin to frantically note everything down #and then i was like wait. the glitter on that last page before i realized i needed a glass of water to keep reading... what WAS that... #(it was tears suspended in midair because save-bot goes so fast and also knows he's so fucked LOL) #seriously i'm so mad someone else didn't make this.

[abelle25125]

funniest running joke in all of one piece so far is when a devil fruit memeber of the crew falls in the ocean and is immedietly followed up by zoro cursing and running in after them. Theres this scene a little bit into jaya where Nami is really mad, and in the awkwardly cropped background you can just see chopper get so scared he falls of the ship immedietly followed by zoro yelling 'man overboard!!' and jumping in after him. none of this is the focus of the scene and nobody else notices

It's a miracle he doesn't just keep Luffy tied to the ship at this point

#zoro takes his job as first mate very seriously #but unforntuetly he has also paired himself with some of the most no braincelled idiots this side of the grand line #one piece #OP #one piece live blog #ep 147

[arachnidiots-a]

DANDELION S.L. KAZ

#nooooo don’t be sad !!!!! just think about dandy the fire dog !!! #in times of trouble i remember that liam has dandy and dandy is in the business of being the best boy #but also detection. that’s his job and he takes it very seriously #while dandy has to be careful w his treats he does accept and adore all toys so your muse should absolutely gift dandy a little toy #LK. BELIEVE / headcanons

[chuchayucca]

ROTTMNT AU where Repo suddenly becomes Mama’s debt collector and driver after she hears how good he was from Daxum.

They talk trash about the turtles and clients during their car-rides.

#I like to imagine they have a frenemies dynamic #Repo respects Mama’s status. her general attitude. and how she’s takes her pantherships seriously #Mama respects Repo’s commitment to his business. how he embraced his mutantion. and gets his job done right #But they also competitive about their accomplishments and disrespectful towards each other because they’re very different people #repo mantis #big mama #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #chuchayucca.text #rottmnt au #unpause rottmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

He just woke up and he already put his eyeshadow on #gothgrind

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #wtdb #welcome to desert bluffs #charles the theologist #suggestive #suggestive cw #bare chest cw #gart #I TRIED MY BEST!!!! ON THIS ONE!!! #pretty happy w it tbh.... i love charlws so bad #he's very sleepy and bedheaded.... ehhehe #ALSO. the reason he has his eyeshadow on is actually because it looked bad w/o it.... #so yeah he just takes being a goth very seriously btw.... it's a full time job!!! #ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY.... THIS WAS VERY OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE BUT I THINK I DID OK!! #YIPPEE!!!

[nonbino-chaos-fox]

Hunter's Moon would call Marc Marcus (and Jake Jacob) and it annoys them both to no end because they're names aren't short for Marcus/Jacob but he knows what he's doing and will keep doing it on purpose.

#my shit #fox rambles #moon knight #mk #also for anyone who hasnt read the comics hunters moon is the other fist of khonshu and he takes his job very seriously and its great #especially when you put him next to marc 'i have attempted to punch a god and will again' spector #also that one time he called himself Dr Moon which is great #he is a medical doctor too

[orcelito]

I always get so angry but then I play video games and I'm no longer so angry

This is a problem when it comes to wanting to leave my shit ass job

#speculation nation #i was absolutely ranting with my coworker about this shit #if either of us leave we're both going. straight up. #boss was threatening to fire them and im like. if he does? im quitting on the fucking spot. #i dont have a job lined up yet but im gonna start seriously looking #and if it comes down to it i dont think itll take too long for me to find Something. not with my qualifications. #might not be the best paying job right away but so long as i have Something & it doesnt make me utterly miserable #itd still be better than this fucking shithole. #i used to love this place but everything has soured because of him. #ive toughed it out for Far too fucking long. and ive finally reached the end of my Fucking Rope. #8 years total of my life ive given to this store. but no more. #it's not a matter of 'if'. it's a matter of 'when'. #and once we leave at least 2 of the other seasoned employees will be leaving. #4 out of 6 of the fully trained drink makers. gone. #and the other 2 are leaving at the end of this semester Anyways. #so what are ya gonna do Boss Man? if our labor has really been that worthless to you then surely this will be no big deal! #right? right? right? from how youve treated us it's clear! it's clear you take us for granted and dont give a shit about us as people. #so youre gonna get a rude fucking awakening Very soon. have fun cleaning up the wreckage of your mockery of our lives. #anyways hi yeah shit's about to blow up at work and im jumping ship as soon as i can make it work #i also got caught in freezing rain and had to walk home (took an hour of walking when itd usually take 25 mins!) bc i Could Not Bike #may or may not have to go into work tomorrow and if i do i may just take a hammer to those fucking windows [joke][this is a joke] #its gonna ice all night and i voiced these legitimate concerns for my safety and got told #'well we'll follow what the city standards are' or whatever the fuck. and got told to take the bus. #WELL COME ON SHITSTAIN I STILL HAVE TO WALK TO THE BUS STOP NOW DONT I?????? #plus i just dont like the idea of going out rn at all. it's so dangerous. im for serious Everything is ice. #even on a salted road my bike still slid out from under me. i Had to walk it home #walking very very carefully with very ginger steps. lord help me on any inclines bc gravity was pushing me Down. #it was awful. one of the worst commutes of my life. and this fucker has the audacity to tell me to just Take The Bus? #hes getting on my last Fucking nerves. oh yeah and him completely dismissing my coworker's concerns about passive aggression #ran out of tags (lmfao) so ill stop ranting here. but just. i am so Fucking done with him.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

I still draw this oc from time to time. Need to draw him more often tho.

#his name is Max. he’s got a twin sister. he’s also the god of the damned and dying #he doesn’t take his job very seriously and often just doesn’t do it #ebvavin’s ocs

[zefforuins]

-/&;3;

#made myself mad thinking abt characters and things that don’t matter yet again #going to type my thoughts out here and then distract myself so I get over it LMAO #anyway. a heem heem #at the end of the day it does not matter. how people draw fictional characters. I can always find artists who draw them how I like and I do #but. because I am in a bad mood today. I just think that people who. draw Jason Todd like. really skinny. drives me insane #not necessarily just like the existence of it cause I am used to it but like when it’s him with other characters who are also skinny #I’m like hey why is he the same body type as his 17 year old brother? #and listen. Gotham knights Jason is not my favorite Jason #they fucked up his hair real bad. he looks older than he should according to when the game takes place. but whenever I see someone comment #on his build in the game?? I’m baffled. it’s pissing me off at this point tbh. like I’m sorry 1. not everyone is a size 0 just because you #find it hot. and 2. do you seriously expect. the character who’s whole think is being very strong. and beating people up nightly. #who’s fighting style is much heavier than his acrobat brothers style. to…be skinnier than said brother? #genuinely I think that gk Jason is generally how Jason SHOULD be built 99% of the time. like AK Jason and GK Jason. that’s peak #and it’s always ppl who like. when you look thru their art that body type is the ONLY body type they draw. and I’m like 🤨🤨🤨 is this like #bleeding into fatphobia territory now? not that gk Jason is fat because he VERY much isn’t. but they just draw character sooooooo skinny #as if their whole deal isn’t being physically strong!!! #atp I would rather every character look like 90s xtrme comics drawn by 40 yr old men where their arms are bigger than their heads and you #can see every muscle cause at least it makes somewhat more sense given their jobs ･_･ even tho it is ridiculous in its own way #my post #and it is my least fav comic art style LMAO #but anyways #nothing matters and I surround myself with love and light and I and the smartest person in the world who knows more about my favs than them #<3

[presidentstalkeyes]

Continuing with my Psychonauts 2 re-playthrough - something I found pretty clever about Hollis' Hot Streak is that, when you think about it, Raz didn't need to change much in her mind to make her turn to gambling - she was stressed and desperate for a solution to the Psychonauts' money problems, the root of many other problems (arguably including the Interns' safety - it has to be a contributing factor, at least). Raz didn't do that much - he wasn't actively trying to brainwash her by changing a tonne of connections at once or putting whole fully-formed ideas in her mind, Inception-style, he just made one little connection, but that one little connection was the trigger for so many others that Hollis herself made, and it just grew and grew like a mental tumour. Which highlights the amount of care a Psychonaut must have even further - even with the best of intentions, messing with someone's mental connections just slightly can have tremendous unforeseen consequences.

#Psychonauts 2 #Hollis Forsythe #stalkeyes rambles #analysis #this is probably stuff that's been pointed out before but still #I also headcanon that changing minds through mental connection only works if it builds on something already present #So there's a circumstance where Hollis could have turned to gambling on her own #It was just extremely unlikely #As for Dr. Potts... well he seemed like he didn't take his job very seriously #Or perhaps Hollis' attempt at rewiring his mind went wrong and she Confusion-bombed him instead #So Raz is actually better at it :V

[bosspigeon]

randomly thinking of the absurdity of a modern fantasy universe of one of my OCs walking into a grocery store with a six-legged lizard draped over his shoulders

"Sir, no pets allowed."

"He's a service animal."

"What service is he trained to perform?"

"He's a medical alert lizard."

The creature produces a pill bottle from somewhere and furiously shakes it

#pidge babbles #oc: orpheus gwyn #oc: wee bastard #wee is a good boy he takes his job very seriously #does it with phee's blood pressure meds and also with his lactaid if he even looks too hard at cheese

[oceanbreathessaltyx]

Edward Teach stands on the quarterdeck of the Queen Anne, staring out across the water at the blockade on the horizon. He’s an even-tempered man by nature, but three days into a standoff with the Royal Navy and he’s starting to feel the stress of the situation. Fortunately, Izzy Hands is the only person crewed on their modest fleet of five who'd know him well enough to notice.

The formation of their own vessels ensures the opposing ships can’t advance in any direction without taking heavy fire. Edward has bought them time, but he needs to make a move before the crown’s reinforcements arrive. The problem is he’s yet to work out a way to get past that firing line.

“Faking surrender is on the table if we’re in a Hail Mary sort of mood.” It just might come to it if this goes on much longer, but the element of surprise for that devious sort of tactic was surely spoiled by the reputation his banner carries. Fuck. 

“However, it occurs to me our insisting upon a brand may have been an act of hubris.” It’s a joke; an attempt to break the tension.

@isrighthand

#isrighthand #(( i missed my other ed. thought it might be fun to toss them together if you're up to it )) #(( he's fairly similar to his counterpart tbh but he's an introvert and not riddled with mental illness )) #(( still a sea and sail turbo nerd & a sentimental dweeb )) #(( i'd say he's more devious than ed tho. also takes piracy very seriously. it's a way of life for him not a job or a way to get by ))

[immortal-cataclysm]

i want to shake hands with whoever thought of dream gear daroach being a cook. like that is just SUCH a good idea its insane. eternally rotating it in my brain tbh

#many thoughts.. #he takes cooking VERY seriously. u are not allowed to mess around in the kitchen while he's working. or in general #very much does love cooking for his crew and family. he knows everyone's fav types of foods by the palm of his hand #hes also the only one who relatively knows how to cook. they would b lost w/out him/j #he takes good care of his hands bcuz of this. not only bcuz of his job as a thief but bcuz of his work as a cook! #he ofc makes the best sweets ever but he can also cook almost everything else #he still doesnt like tomatoes tho #kirb rambles

[thisfairytalegonebad]

I've seen one batman movie in my life and i don't remember shit and i know fuck all about batman in general but i watched the battinson movie last night and my god, what a fucking weirdo, an absolute disaster of a man, he's so ridiculously edgy i was cackling at him throughout the entire movie

#it was really fun i liked it #not fun as in funny but fun as in there is something deeply wrong with this man and i am enjoying it #the fucking smudged eye make up and fucked up hair #he looks like a drowned rat! #I'm also pretty sure we're not supposed to take him seriously #like i very much got the feeling his edginess wasn't attempting to paint him as cool and mysterious but as a sad pathetic emo dude #...at least i HOPE that is the case i very much hope they didn't think we were gonna look at him and think he's cool and mysterious #anyway! fun movie good job battinson