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afraschatz · 5 years

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Leverage - The Gone Fishin’ Job

The Gone Fishin’ Job aka Hardison and Eliot go on a date. So, here are a couple of things I love about this episode. I love...

... Eliot, angry right off the bat. Ah, I love you, man.

... Eliot and his close relationship to the ice pack - and the fact that, once again, we have this little “there are jobs in between the eps that we don’t get to see” notion here

...Parker’s outfit and her obsession with pinatas. WHAT HAPPENED IN JUAREZ??? I need to know! Did Eliot get into a fight with drug dealers smuggling their shit in pinatas? Did he get beaten up by a bunch of kids at a birthday bash with pinata that got out of hand??

... Hardison’s brief, Eliot instantly connecting all the dots, Parker busy eviscerating her latest victim <3

.. everyone’s fond amusement with Parker

... ‘That’s - me and Hardison, we got the bank!’ ‘We’re doing what now?’ - A DATE, HARDISON, IT’S A DATE!

... Beth being not entirely capable of holding in her amusement at Eliot’s resolution to the pinata story :D, Nate is slightly bemused, and Sophie? Shrugs it off. Cold, Sophie, cold.

... cut to the next scene that starts with... Eliot being angry. No, wait, that is glee. So hard to tell them apart sometimes

... grumpy!Hardison with his awesome fancy crowshirt

... ‘That thing had a beak, man!’

... ‘What’s that smell?’ - ‘It’s fresh air.’ - ‘I don’t like it.’

... Eliot getting in character in the five feet it takes him from the door to asking his question

... Eliot and Hardison profile shot. So pretty.

... Sophie’s accent of the week

...the solution for the supposed IRS audit being... killing the two IRS agents. Wow.

... Sophie helping herself to a drink

... ‘How did you know that? Do you know when I’m gonna die?’ - And Parker’s SMILE

... Hardison not being down with the prospect of a bait shop date, but DEFINITELY not down with random!thug INTERRUPTING his bait shop date. The nerve!

... the fact that we don’t even see the little red dots being pointed at Eliot (because we all know that guns can’t stop Eliot), in fact they don’t even register with ELIOT. Just the two right over Hardison’s heart.

... Hardison being low-key scared in the van. Even though Eliot is there. I so love that about him, that yes, of course he has all the trust in the world in Eliot, but he is also right in the middle of being kidnapped by crazies with guns. Of course he is scared.

...how BROWN the entire episode is, ha. I mean out in the woods, in constant rain, sure, but oh God, that fitness studio is so hideous.

... trainer!Parker

... Nate’s obnoxious accent

... Nate’s HUGE slurpie

... Nate’s flat cap. Wear that more often, Nate

... the money laundering con. I mean, I AM kind of sad that we didn’t get the whole fitness studio lark as the A-story in a separate episode because that would have been SO AWESOME (basically, I just want to see the entire team in leg warmers). But the con itself is so simple, so sleek, and just the perfect backdrop for the woodland date

... Eliot’s lowkey boredom in his “Your enemy?” response to the mini evil speech of evil

... the dynamic between Eliot and Hardison in that scene is SO interesting. Obviously, while the main militia guy Chester is talking, Eliot takes in everything going on around them, and obviously, he didn’t react to Hardison getting punched because there’d have been no point to it at that time. And obviously, he won’t let the henchman bring him to his knees because he can’t fight as well when kneeling down. But up until that point, he hasn’t done anything. What’s the plan here? And the plan, on the fly, comes from Hardison. And Eliot? Trusts him to know what he’s doing and plays along.

... “Menthol lights?” (cocky!Hardison is not only hilarious and hot both, but also the perfect distraction)

... why exactly were they standing ready with two bloodhounds? That militia has its priorities straight...

... Parker deleting all the outstanding debts. Thank you, Parker.

... that 360 shot of Hardison and Eliot in the woods? Such a thing of beauty.

... rock, paper, scissors in a perilous situation.

... secret room behind a bookshelf. Seriously, those militia dudes.

... Parker pretty much solving the case all on her own while everyone else is fooling around.

...I am not sure what turns me on more, Nate’s Latin skills or Nate’s random vexillology prowess

... how absolutely disgusted Nate and Sophie are by the evil speech of evil whilst having to agree with Whitman

... Nate asking Parker whether she heard anything from the boys. Cause that’s who I’d ask

... Eliot rubbing Hardison with leaves like he was some piece of juicy meat

.. GANGRENE, MAN, GANGRENE

...Hardison totally knowing what Eliot would like at Mama Creole’s Fish Shack. And being an incredibly cheap date. 5.99. Seriously.

... Eliot having a LOT of patience with Hardison’s griping. Possibly because it’s entertaining. Possibly because it’s hot. Possibly because that’s how he deals with his fear. Possibly because Eliot has a lot of patience with whatever Hardison decides to do.

...Hardison and the white guilt. Eliot and his eyerolling.

... Damnit, Hardison! Damnit, Eliot!

... a bit more Eliot history. Why did you log a dead body cuffed to you around, Eliot, huh?

... “Outta my way you old bat!” WTF what kind of desktop IS that?!

... Parker’s FACE

... how exactly DID they get up that tree...

... Nate and Sophie and Parker stealing a train. - Yet another episode I want by the way. Sort of Murder on the Orient Express like. The good version with Albert Finney.

... Parker being so computer savvy

... ‘on my celly’ hahaha Nate

... Nate’s and Sophie’s elaborate lies in contrast to Parker’s gruff ‘Rocks, yeah, big rocks!’

... that wide shot next to the railroad track. SO PRETTY

... ‘Go down.’ ‘I’m not saying it like that, man.’ (We all know he constantly is.)

... how dare you interrupt our fake relationship handcuff fight, random militia dude!

... Hardison just letting his wrist/arm go limp so Eliot can punch the guy. SO IN SYNC

... smugness that’s being answered with... two boots in the face.

... the conversation as the train passes. Hardison has caught on to the bomb making (not his usual field of expertise) and alerting Eliot. Eliot pretending he doesn’t understand. Because his first priority is to get Hardison to safety. Hardison insisting. Eliot giving in and explaining. Hardison AND Eliot making that decision. - That scene is SO great because there is so much going on there. We get a lot of exposition on the bomb. We get a train in the background, reminding us visually how close they are to safety. We get Hardison’s nobleness and Eliot’s priorities. We get how they communicate and understand each other. Aaaah, I love it so much.

... Parker and Nate being overheard. Now, you could call that a bit of lazy storytelling, but I don’t mind it here. They are worried about the boys, that excuses it. And Sophie, as always, realizes straight away the change in Whitman and makes an escape.

...I mean, I do love your MacGyver approach in the woods, guys, and a bit of woodworking is good for the soul and Eliot doesn’t like guns, but... you maybe could’ve taken the semi-automatic from the smug dude?

... Parker’s elevator skills

... Nate’s firealarm solution. So simple.

... ‘Oh, I have fear, and doubts, and very serious regrets. I should be fine.’

... Eliot randomly hanging from a tree

... ‘Science. It works.’

... seriously, it’s bugging me every time I watch this episode - that bank looks SO similar to the one they have been taken hostage in before...

... Nate’s gravelly five star general voice over the radio

... Parker’s crazy driving

... a conveniently identical briefcase in the boot :)

... ‘Eliot, I stole you a train. Have a little faith.’ (I love it when Nate is that kind of off-handedly arrogant. Seems very natural for him.)

...Sophie’s accent and the chewing gum

... Parker copying Sophie

... Parker nudging Sophie’s shoulder (just like Nate did with Eliot and Eliot with Hardison a minute earlier - and of course Sophie is the one to get a bruise)

... two sided-gloat

... Parker’s hat

... Hardison having gone to town on his fishing shopping spree. There are two seats, an umbrella, a cooler, a whole crate full of tack, two fizzy drinks for him and beer for Eliot, a thermos bottle, and, of course, Hardison’s Wellies that have never (nor will ever) see any mud

.. Eliot’s dejected ‘It’s not the same’ and Kane’s almost-breaking-into-a-grin. I feel you, man.

Oh, I love this show.

#leverage #leverage marathon #the gone fishin' job #nate ford #eliot spencer #alec hardison #sophie deveraux #things I love about

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rosegoldcross18 · 6 years

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BatBoys Headcanons #2

You Get Closer:

Dick Grayson:

Ever since what you both called the “gym incident” a few months ago, you and Richard Grayson have started dating a bit. It was a weird dynamic, as it wasn’t as serious as it normally would be. You’d take turns taking each other out to the most random places, ranging from lunch dates to across-the-street-dates. You loved how honest he was with you and how special he made you feel. He had the most beautiful people falling at his feet, but whenever you two were together, you had all his attention. Whatever you had to say he honored and you, likewise.

It was no secret that you were falling for Richard; even road kill would be able to see. You constantly find yourself unable to stop giggling around him, always wanting to look your best, and generally happier. You had it bad for him, but you didn’t want to scare him away by being too forward. Besides, you were pretty sure it all spoke for itself anyway, but Richard had a tendency of being quite the airhead sometimes, you noticed, so it probably flew over him. That’s never stopped you from thinking that maybe, just maybe he might feel the same way, but at the same time you always stopped yourself from expecting too much.

On a certain Wednesday afternoon though, something sort of changed in your little arrangement. Your shift had just finished and you were about to clock out of work, when a commotion in the lobby caught your attention. You shuffled over to the crowd and saw Richard sitting by the lounge, looking as hot as ever. He dressed simply, a black shirt slightly unbuttoned at the collar and black jeans. “Richard?” you call out to him. “What are you doing here?”

Immediately his gaze went to you, going from uncomfortable to elated in half a second. All eyes went to you, varying shades of green in each of the women present. “Hey beautiful.” He greets, slinging one of his arms around your shoulders. Another thing that swept you off your feet all the time: you’re the only one he calls beautiful. “I was thinking a steak dinner tonight. You up for it?”

“If I start gaining weight because of you, I swear Grayson, you’re gonna die.” You point an accusatory look at him and he returns it with a sheepish one.

“It doesn’t really matter to me. You’ll always be stunning no matter what.” There was something about the way he said it that told you he wasn’t just fooling around. It wasn’t as lighthearted like all those times before. No, this felt like it had meaning.

And as he walked you to the steakhouse with his hand sliding down to hold yours, your hope for the two of you never felt stronger.

Jason Todd:

Water rushed over your hands as you lathered the soap. You had just finished off your last ink job for the day, another very satisfied customer walking out your door. Now all that’s left was to close up shop and you’d be on your way home. Gathering your things and fixing yourself up a bit, you shut the lights and lock the doors before leaving. As your boots clacked along the moonlit curb, your eyes darted all around, vigilant. Your apartment was a good twenty minute walk from here, but the streets were darker than they should be, and you weren’t exactly in the safest place in Gotham, so it was always quite the nervous trek.

As you made your way past the first two alleyways, a bunch of guys stuck their hungry eyes at you. You heard them before you saw them; they began whistling and crowing as you walked by. Obviously they were teenagers, with no sense of fashion too, you noted. They were dressed like stereotypical gangsters, the ones you see on a corny cop movie, but they were far from intimidating. They were bold, though, you’d give them that. Especially since one decided you were harmless enough to approach.

“Hello there, little lady. Whatchu doin’ walking out here by yourself? It’s dangerous.” One drawled close to your heavily pierced ear.

You smiled sarcastically “Oh yeah, definitely. Smell the breath on you, oh lord, I am fearing for my life right now.” You waved your hand back and forth under your nose. It pissed him off instantly.

“What did you just say to me?!”

“Oh, did I hurt wittle Jimmy boy’s feelings? Look, why don’t you go back to your little cronies and show your dick to them instead because I have bad eyes. Can’t see small stuff.”

“Why you-” He raised his hand in the air, ready to smack you, when a howl of laughter came from behind you. A very familiar-and sexy-laugh.

“Man that was a comeback worth writing down.” Jason swaggered his way to you, lazy grin on his face but a little fire in his eyes. “Alright, playtime’s over kid. You go run along now.”

“W-Who the fuck are you?!” He stuttered, still trying to keep the tough face on despite clearly being unsettled by Jason’s sheer size. You couldn’t blame him though; Jason was built like a fucking god.

“Ah, nobody really. Just saw you were giving the lady trouble and thought to stop it. You know, ‘cause it’s disrespectful. Plus I did you a favor, dude. Wouldn’t want your gang to see you get your face beat in, would you?” His face was smug, almost gloating, but you could still tell his threat was dead serious. Apparently Mr. Gang signs did too, since he just left with a scowl. “You alright?”

“Yeah, I guess. I didn’t really need help though, if I’m gonna be honest.”

“Oh believe me I know. I just wanted him to fuck off faster.” He chuckled as you both continued walking.

“How’d you know I was here?”

“I live relatively close by, and I just got back from Irene’s house. Helped her with some things.”

“I should go visit Mrs. Mabel, too.”

“Wanna go tomorrow?” Jason suddenly asks. “We could have lunch there.” You raised an amused eyebrow at his proposal.

“Jason Peter Todd, are you asking me out?”

“Yeah, I am. Is there a problem with that?” You both stop at the door of your apartment building.

“Nope. Absolutely nothing.” You hum, kissing him on the cheek before going inside.

Tim Drake:

Turns out you and Tim shared the same school. Thankfully, your schedules weren’t totally mismatched, so you both had time to hang out in between periods. You had become rather good friends in a short amount of time, as you often helped with his self-destructive sleeping habits. Honestly, you were shocked he was still so smart—sleeping nearly thirty minutes a day would have killed your entire brain in less than a week. You brought him scented candles, helped him pick out pillows and made him tea that’d help him drowse. You were mothering him in a way, and it was quite obvious he liked it.

Third period had just started and you were waiting for your ever-so-punctual professor to show up. Cheek squished on your knuckle, you blew a raspberry in boredom. Then your phone vibrated in your pocket, signaling a text. You saw that it was from Tim, and it read:

“Vacant time. Teach didn’t even bother to show up today, and no sub.

Bored as heck.”

You shook your head and texted back with a smile. “Sorry, can’t help you there. I’m in class. Why don’t you take a nap?”

“I don’t feel like it. Can’t you skip?” You looked out the window and saw him looking down on his phone under one of the trees.

“You are not influencing me into truancy, sir, no matter how cute you are.” You saw his teeth peek out in a smile.

“Come on, just this once? :( I’m very lonely.”

“Boo-hoo for you. I’m not sacrificing my mom’s hard earned money just to snooze under a tree.”

“Touché. Fine, you win. I’ll wait…

…but I’ll be thinking of you.”

Okay, pause. Hold the damn phone. Timothy Drake did not just say that to you. Your cheeks lit on fire as you attempted to keep your face relaxed. You looked up at him again, and saw that he too, was red in the face. He started punching the side of his head, seemingly regretting what he just sent.

“Forget that last bit.”

Oh but you won’t. Not a chance in cold hell.

Damian Wayne:

Damian had been frequenting your shelter since he first came here a month ago, claiming that he had to make sure the animals were in “optimal living conditions”, and that his father’s money wasn’t going to waste. You didn’t see him very often because you had school and you only get to help on the weekends, but every time you did he was with a Dalmatian you liked to call “Oreo”. He was still kinda young, and Damian obviously liked him the most out of all the critters here. In all honesty, you wanted to talk to him and be friends, but you got very shy.

Currently, you were feeding the dogs while your dad bought some supplies from the vet across the street. There were twelve dogs total in the shelter, not counting the ten puppies in the nursery room. This chore in particular was your favorite, being that you adored dogs more than any other animal. All the doggos happily trotted around the feeding room as you prepared their feasts. “Okay, gang. Here’s the grub.” You holler, bringing out a dozen feeding bowls. “Now, you don’t eat until I say so, okay?” They all stood to attention, tails wagging back and forth like furry windshield wipers. You set the bowls in a line, evenly filling them with dog food and a little bit of raw meat. You backed away and twenty four beady black eyes stared at you in anticipation. “Okay…go!” Then they all simultaneously devour their meals, chomping and licking sounds filling the air. You giggle and put the food away, readying their vitamin-infused water for after they eat.

Amongst the cacophony of eating doges, you heard a set of footsteps from the doorway. You turn and see Damian, looking as stiff as ever. His eyes focused on the dogs and gained an approving look in them. You smiled, happy that you met his expectation. “What do they eat daily?”

“Oh, just a combination of dog food and some raw chicken. The vitamins I put in their water, since they don’t eat the supplements I mix in with the solid food.” Another nod.

“Sounds appropriate.” Then an awkward silence ensues. You gulp, feeling yourself shy away again. “Would you allow me to take Oreo for a walk? Your father mentioned that you walk the dogs on the afternoons.”

You tuck a stray hair behind your ear as you poured the water into the now-emptied bowls. “Oh sure! Actually, the backyard’s completely fenced and it’s a big place. Why not just set them all free there, let them run and play around?”

He paused a bit, his expression softening the tiniest bit. Barely noticeable, but it was something. “Alright.”

#batboys #batfamily #batfam imagine #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #imagine #preferences #dc comics #comics #boyfriend scenarios #fluff

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delkios · 6 years

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Can I respectfully ask JLI? Prompt : "Karma chameleon", aka Rocket Red & Booster Gold & Green Lantern team-up. It doesn't have to reference the song/lyrics, it's just a silly idea I got musing about Blue & Gold and making more color-themed codenames for various team-ups. Dimitri needs more love! And Guy is... Guy. (Fire could also fit in "Red Gold & Green" if you prefer - it's not in her superhero name but she's green alright and I love her a lot. Or Martian Manhunter, he's green too I guess!)

Dmitri absolutely needs more love

Title: Let the Good Times RollFandom: DCURating: PGWord Count: 525Characters: Booster, Guy, DmitriSummary: When one is trapped in a pocket dimension, one does what one can."What's this place called again?""Are you seriously going to tell me the future doesn't have friggin' roller discos?" Guy asked, making a lazy circle on a pair of ring-generated roller skates. "Even the Commie's heard of 'em!""I gave my cousin's daughter roller skates once," Dmitri corrected, looking ridiculous in his full Rocket Red suit but with his boots swapped out for comparatively small skates. "I grew up in the Ukraine country side. This," he waved at the flashing lights and speakers that thrummed with pop music, "is very different than what I'm used to."

Booster stayed sat on the bench, looking down at his feet where they disappeared into his own skates."You gonna get your shiny ass in the rink or what?" Guy asked. He did a spin on one foot. Booster's eyebrows shot up in surprise."You're pretty good at this.""'Cause I'm fucking graceful. Let's go!"Dmitri wobbled a little as he stepped onto the rink, keeping a hand on the rail as his sense of balance adjusted. In moments he was making his way down the rink, confidence growing with each second and each inch. "Come, friend Booster!" He called out, even daring to look over his shoulder as he pushed from the rail. Booster had a sudden vision of Max lecturing them about the cost of replacing and polished wood floor should Dmitri fall over. "It's just like ice skating!""Haven't done their either," Booster muttered to himself, "that's why I have a flight ring." Okay, yes, he had as good a sense of balance as any other person that regularly worked out on gymnastics equipment, but this included wheels. And the League had made it clear that Booster was the second to last person they'd ever allow behind the wheel. If it weren't for Tora constantly getting her pedals confused, he'd be the last.Very gingerly, Booster made his way from the bench to the rail, nearly falling down three times in as many feet. He suddenly very much related to that movie with the cartoon deer. By the time Booster finally got there and had his feet securely under him, Guy had done another lap around the rink with a ring-constructed train of half a dozen Tora's hanging behind him. Dmitri was on the other side, dancing to the song blaring over the nearly empty rink.Booster leaned away from the rink as far as he dared and called out, "Don't you think we should be trying to get back to the others?"Guy rolled his eyes. "Well until Miracle and your boyfriend figure out how to get us outta this pocket dimension, may as well have some fun.""Ted's not my boyfriend," Booster protested, cheeks going red."Right. He's just your best friend who you also wanna bone."Booster opened his mouth and Guy squared his jaw, both ready to squabble when Dmitri said, "If you make ramp, do you think I could jump the rink while holding my rocket boots?"The two looked at Dmitri. Then at the rink. Then back at Dmitri. Guy grinned broadly, ring flashing. "Only one way to find out."

#fic 2018 #dcu #booster gold #guy gardner #dmitri pushkin #celebrenithil

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survivorhoenn · 7 years

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Rites of Passage

LOGAN

Zack - I’m sorry you went home the way you did love. However, I loved the short time playing with you again! Ash - Ash, Ryan, Ricky, and Will, we never got to know each other this game, but I hope you all are doing lovely and I hope to play together again (if we aren’t already!) http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-toy-story.gif Ryan - Ash, Ryan, Ricky, and Will, we never got to know each other this game, but I hope you all are doing lovely and I hope to play together again (if we aren’t already!) http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-toy-story.gif Billy - Ahhhh Billy, you leaving is one of my bigger regrets in this game, ilysm and my PMs are always open to bitch about stuff <3 ;) Ricky - Ash, Ryan, Ricky, and Will, we never got to know each other this game, but I hope you all are doing lovely and I hope to play together again (if we aren’t already!) http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-toy-story.gif Daisy - Ahhh Daisy I love you. I’m sorry there was a situation in which you felt the need to walk, but at least we didn’t have to suffer the potential of targeting each other this game. I hope you’re doing alright my love <3 Shea - Ah Shea darling, you are always so kind to me in these games and playing with you never fails to be fun, drama filled, entertaining, and overall filled w me loving you. I hope you’re doing good <3 Will - Ash, Ryan, Ricky, and Will, we never got to know each other this game, but I hope you all are doing lovely and I hope to play together again (if we aren’t already!) http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-toy-story.gif Isaac - ISAAC I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT IS ALL Linus - Ah Linus, our time together was so short! You were very kind when we did speak, sorry that there was a situation in which you felt it was easiest for you to be voted off. Sara - Sara I will always adore you tbh, I played one of my first ORGs with you and you never fail to charm me. I’m sorry you left the way you did, but you are absolutely a queen and only queens get early merge boots. Lily - Lily, you are my child. I hosted you in the first ever game I hosted, but more importantly, I consider you a friend. I’m sorry I keep voting you out, but I really really love talking to you and getting to know you. You’re so easy to talk to and bond with and I will never be happy voting you out, even if it’s necessary. I hope after this we can still be friends, maybe even closer than before. I hope you’re feeling perfect. <3 Jay - JAY MY BUDDY MY PAL. You leaving was so fucking ugly and I cried just a little bit. I can’t wait to meet you soon!!! We’re gonna have a blast. Jordan - I didn’t get to know you very well even though we were together a lot. I’m sorry about the messes you endured around votes and our lack of communication, but I hope we can be friends after this and no hard feelings ;-; Matt - Aaaa you and I could’ve been so great had either of us opened the door to communication. I’m glad we were connected around Jay, but after that I’m sorry we didn’t chat too much. <3 Nicholas - NICHOLAS THIS WAS SO UGLY. This is the point in the game where my heart died just a little bit. I’m sorry we had to be separated in this way and you know I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH GOD. Duncan - DUNCAN MY BABY MY LOVE. Steffen did u dirty here didn’t he huh? I hope ponderosa is wonderful hehe, I’ll see you in the reunion. #BB forever. (Yes it means what you think it means.) Jordan - Thank you for being honest with me, for communicating, for being a pal to me even when we only voted together like twice maybe. You leaving hurt me just like everyone else except in a special way because I played with you in a time you were honest and loyal to people. I’m glad I got the experience of playing with you… let’s do it again some time? Seamus - Seamus, I adore you more than most. I’m sorry that I voted for you, but I will explain it all later. You gave this game your all, and tbh you should have won. I’m sorry it didn’t work out that way, but I hope we can continue to be friends because I absolutely love talking to you. Love you <3

STEFFEN

Zack-Literally a king, such a cutie patootie, I don’t know what you did to warrant first boot, but it’s a pretty neat spot http://popblerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_mqbn4yCGRf1swuch2o1_400.gif Ash-She won, she did that, then she was like, I’m good, I got my million, see ya bitches later http://68.media.tumblr.com/bb46e83b2c61a535afa7f940d82be5b6/tumblr_nq15wtPLmm1r6lq9io2_400.png Ryan-Your entire tribal has me in a daze, partially cause I didn’t know what was going on, partially cause I was watching the Survivor Finale, and partially cause I drank an entire bottle of wine http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b56baba8b702cae369690efd719ead7/tumblr_njpa8uz9AF1tdbd5mo4_250.png Billy-Is this the first time you didn’t make the finale episode of a pokemon season, what happened https://i.imgur.com/qKzlp0c.mp4 Ricky-Not Miss Rickens https://i.imgur.com/7Xb5Gdk.gif Daisy-We swapped and you just kinda disappeared, what happened https://i.imgur.com/eg3gUXD.gif Shea-ok http://68.media.tumblr.com/85f4d6250d6b5d5dc4324fa043f2c125/tumblr_nqrz16v5dv1t046cio1_250.gif Will-A sweet bean if there ever was one, I wish you got to stay longer, but you know, kaiyo was swept away https://media.tenor.com/images/2bf9e0815adb31e4885a08f3c51714e7/tenor.gif Isaac-Have you checked out that bababussy yet? Linus-Sneaky Sneaky bum, ya gotta go Sara- http://imgur.com/a/hA7VK Nuff said tbh Lily-Whomst’ve’d’el’dve’is http://68.media.tumblr.com/8cb960ac9219b481337ccd0546719e70/tumblr_nnjhitGe0s1r9999yo1_400.gif I just imagine this is us Jay-There was like a whirlpool that happened, but then there was like a huge windstorm, it made like made a giant water tornado, I think it picked up some sharks, it was like a shark tornado, a sharknado, that sounds stupid, that shouldn’t be made into a movie series, either way I didn’t think we’d work together after all stars, but I mean we worked together for a vote….before our life self imploded but you know, its happened http://68.media.tumblr.com/c4a21a48b5979128c49e88623ee31ef7/tumblr_njpa8uz9AF1tdbd5mo1_1280.png Jordan Means-Your tribal was the first time I thought I wasn’t gonna get a vote, I really thot huh, your tribal began the hell storm that was ties at merge, I didn’t imagine you going home that night, but I guess things fell through https://media.tenor.com/images/773f7816237c6ba64306a7db5c7e4143/tenor.gif Matt-He was a fighter (I copied this from someone who didn’t talk to people a lot, kinda like me), I meant to talk to you a lot more, however I felt the situation made it hard to talk to you and that’s on me http://68.media.tumblr.com/95899816dacd7ac5d234f4d3ec2d21cf/tumblr_nqrz16v5dv1t046cio3_250.gif Nicholas-We slept together, and by slept together I mean we just slept through the entire game, it was done respectfully cause I’m a classy lady and we slept like 10 feet apart https://media.tenor.com/images/ca442e771ab527889554e1ee85a12335/tenor.gif Duncan-Me, idoling someone out correctly, how the heck did that happen tbh, though in all serious you were probably the person who extended me an arm when I had no one left and gave me life in the game, though you have to admit you had an irongrip on merge and that was impressive as all get out https://media.tenor.com/images/290d7156cc0b946db22053e2700bcc3e/tenor.gif Jordan Pines-I know what we had can probably never be repaired and I’m sorry, you definitely tried your fair share at times and definitely pushed everyone in this cast to their limits http://68.media.tumblr.com/e36fe6c7f4f2fc6ec6ca1a0b0422d2d8/tumblr_nymd74HQ3j1r6lq9io2_r2_400.gif Seamus-Warped Tour, more like a warped experience rip, you helped me so much through this experience, and thanks so much, I owe you for it https://media3.giphy.com/media/4xzOsxb7eJjsk/giphy.gif

CARSON

Zack- I literally wasn't on Skype when you were voted out sorry king

Ash- We didn't get a chance to play together : (

Ryan- We didn't get a chance to play together : (

Billy- Ok wow I screwed up with this vote. Usually, I’m someone who stays with people who show loyalty to me, and you promised to keep me safe while I was offline for a bit. But suddenly, the moment I come back on, I’m told I’m the target, but if I vote you instead, I’ll no longer be the target. My lazy ass bought it, and thus I helped get out the person who should have been my main ally this game. I’m sorry I attempted a messy facade early on in the game, because looking back it got in the way of working with people that actually had my back.

Ricky- Rickee what the heck! Stop quitting this isn't Supreme™ u FLOP

Daisy- Sorry you had to drop out of this game, i hope your reasons for removing yourself have improved. While I have this opportunity, I would also like to say through this game, Aegean, and Hawkins, I’m glad I got to know you better bc you're an amazing person. Wish you the best!

Shea- oop i wasn't there when you died sorry

Will- NNNNNN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE

Isaac- RIP America’s Sweatheart

Linus- We DID get a chance to play together, but it was short lived :/ sorry I'm a flop for not talking to you!

Sara- Robbed. Sara I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry that my ugly ass voted you out. We played really well together in Midway, but we weren’t together at ALL during premerge and before i could even get a chance to talk to you, you were the target. You deserved a lot more in this game.

Lily- Robbed. You killed it during the premerge phase, which is probably why you were a target this early on in the merge. Sorry we had to push you out of an eight story apartment building window, but there was a pretty god possibility you had a few items up your sleeve, which is why you had to be blindsided. I’m so sorry it ended for you this way, just know that you played a stellar game, and that you were sent home because you were in line to win.

Jay- Talk shit get hit that’s all i have to say about that

Jordan- Ugh I literally feel so bad for you. You always play a great under the radar game, and then become a target without your own doing. I’m sorry its something that consistently happens to you, because you do nothing to deserve it. I know you'll have your shot at FTC eventually, just keep fighting for it.

Matt- omg you’re too pure for this cruel, cruel world. You were completely caught in the crossfire during your vote out, because you certainly shouldn't have been a target that round. I’m sorry we couldn’t save you, but it was fun having you as an ally : )

Nicholas- ASDFGHJKL you RAT MEME i wish you didn’t lead me on to thinking you ACTUALLY wanted to take out seamus. Anyways! I still love you as an org dad and a friend, and regardless of the fact that we were on opposite sides this game I’m glad we got to vent to each other about everyone else’s crackt asses it was really great <3

Duncan- i… literally had no idea how we were going to get you out. Everyone trusted you (well except for Steffen i guess) and you always seemed to stay out of the line of fire. You were always steps ahead of everyone else while pulling the strings. Congrats for playing such a great game, and I wish I could say you deserved better, but that would mean you'd be here and probably not me! Anyways, you should be very proud of the game you played!

Jordan- Whenever we seem to play together, I always worry we’ll have the same interactions as we did in Costa Rica where you blew smoke up my ass until I believed you, causing me to never vote the right way. This was a nice change. After being rubbed the wrong way on multiple occasions by an ally, you were gracious enough to take me in. I’m really glad I flipped over to you and can’t thank you enough for being the reason I’m here. I seriously would have quit for you because I owe you big, and you absolutely deserved a chance to win the season. I’m sorry you were another victim of Steffen’s Bag of Tricks™, because you seriously fought your way through this merge like no one else.

Seamus- I guess this will be the last thing you see from me since you accused me of being rigged for and then proceeded to block me, which is fine. I wish I had better things to say about you, because you had an incredible and unmatched command over the game, but what you said to me after losing the fire making challenge makes me want to take it all back. I’m sorry this wasn't the outcome you hoped for, and good luck in your future endeavors.

#neverenoughtrumpets #rites of passage

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