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princessozera · 3 years

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so i had a thought, what if lady dimitrescu was in devildom and mc was out with the boy and accidentally stumbles upon her and goes mush brain? how would the boys react?

A/N: BLESS YOU FOR THIS IDEA. Resident evil 7 may have gotten me interested in the franchise but Lady Dimitrescu single handedly had me pre order the game ( I mean yeah I also live for the aesthetic that they’re using in the game but PRETTY LADY). I’m sorry this is a shorter one, but dang I really do love this idea. No thoughts, only Lady Dimitrescu UwU.

(I changed it to them being with MC individually when they run into Lady Dimitrescu and MC’s level of simping and mush brain change slightly for each reaction)

GN! MC (2nd ppov)

Word count: 2.4k

MC Simping Over Lady Dimitrescu

Lucifer

You’d been bored all day and wanted a change of pace from the usual chaos and drama that comes with the rest of the brothers, so you asked Lucifer if you could tag along while he was doing errands.

He said no, but not like that was going to stop you.

You were on your way to the grocery store and he was listen to you go on about how your groupmates were losers who couldn’t do basic alchemy, and how they weren’t pulling their weight in the group project. He didn’t immediately realize when your steps faltered and slowed down until your voice trailed off as well. He turns around and finds you, mouth wide open and standing in the middle of the road. He follows your line of sight and sees you staring at Lady Dimitrescu.

JEALOUS. CRAZY JEALOUS. He’s never gonna tell you, and you probably couldn’t tell even if your brain hadn’t just short circuited; he’s never gotten any reaction even close to that from you. Like he knew she was stunning and yeah she may be taller than him by like a foot and a half but that was no reason to drool over her.

“Mc. MC.” He tries to get you to keep moving, but you just nod along absently, dragging your feet to keep her in your sight. He considers picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder to go shopping.

You don’t move until she’s out of your line of sight and even then, Lucifer has to lead you by your shoulder because you seem to be in a daze.

When you finally snap to, you have a million questions and Lucifer does his best not to grumble or get pouty as he answers your questions.

“That was Lady Dimitrescu. No she’s not married. No I don’t know her type, NO I WILL NOT INTRODUCE YOU-”

Lucifer catches you eyeing the good bottles of wine and hemlock flower arrangements and immediately knows what you were thinking.

“MC do NOT buy those for Lady Dimitrescu”

“I know she won’t like grocery store wine but it’s the only thing in my budget!”

Mammon

You were in Mammon’s room, not really watching a movie so much as constantly commenting on the framing and corny dialogue when his phone buzzes and he let’s out a groan. You raise your eyebrows in question and he just sighs “Fuckin royals”.

“Hey come on, what did Diavolo do?”

“Not him, the other lords. Well, ladies I guess. Lady Daniela keeps asking me to take her to the human world but I don’t want to.”

“Why do I know that name? I don’t think I’ve ever met any other royals outside of your brothers and Diavolo.”

“You’ve probably seen her around RAD.” Mammon goes to the lady’s Devilgram page and pulls up the first photo, a family portrait with her “sisters” and “mother” before handing his phone to MC.

“WOAH”

“I know, I thought the blood was fake or for dramatic effect but-”

“No no who’s THAT?” Mammon turns to see you desperately tapping the screen, pointing at the tallest woman.

“HEY HEY HEY- Don’t spam like the image! She’s gonna think I’m a creep or something!” He tries to swipe his phone back but you jump behind the couch to dodge him, “And that’s her mother, Lady Dimitrescu. What about it?

“Hot DAMN-” You sit back down on the couch as Mammon turns the movie back on, but refuse to let go of his phone when he tries to tug it out of your grip.

“Can I have my phone back?”

“NO but can you believe this necklace she’s wearing! It’s so neat. Her gown is simple but elegant! How tall is she?”

“Like 9 and a half feet” He hates how dreamily you sigh at that.

He sits there in jealous disbelief as you go through all of the daughters’ account to find pictures of Lady Dimitrescu to download and send to your phone, raving about her in every picture.

“I’M HOT TOO MC”

Considers buying shoe inserts to be taller

Levi

Another Thursday night, another inter-dorm smash bros tournament in Levi’s room. After about three hours Simeon texted you, asking for a break, so Levi paused the game and you two sat scrolling through your social medias. You’d gotten up to get a drink refill when you hear Levi groan, “UGH, she never posts anything but she’s got 4k more followers than me! That’s bogus.”

“No one uses bogus anymore Levi. And you’re anime account have even more followers than Asmo’s beauty vlogs, who could possibly have more followers than you?”

“LaDy DiMiTrEsCu” Levi turns his phone to you to show your her account but was surprised when you took a double take before snatching his phone out of his hand.

“Hey-!” He tries to reach for it but you push him back in his chair and he stares in disbelief at the look on your face.

“MC please tell me you’re not drooling.”

“Woof”

“MC HAVE SOME DECENCY.” Levi shakes you by the shoulders a little bit to rattle your brain back into place but only manages to get your full attention back when he un-pauses the videogame and starts playing without you. He’s grumbling bitterly under his breath, ignoring your complaints about cheating as he mulls over your reaction. He didn’t miss how you pulled your own phone out to follow all her social media accounts before you hopped back on the game.

“Doesn’t she intimidate you, even a little bit?”

“Yeah, it’s kind of hot-”

“I really hate you sometimes, you know that normie?”

Satan

Satan brought you out to the unveiling of a new art exhibit in the Devildom’s most prestigious museum. You’d been excited to go, the only downside being that you were forced to dress to the nines. You let him lead you around and show you the pieces he was most interested in, but the finest piece of art wasn’t hanging on the walls.

“Satan-” you accidentally cut him off, having zoned out the moment you saw her, “who is that?”

“Hmm?” He turns and smiles at your awestruck expression, “Oh that’s Lady Dimitrescu, she made major contributions to this exhibit, I see her at almost every event.

“You should invite me to more events sir”

“Wait what-”

“SHHH-” you swat at his sleeve, noticing that she was on her way over to you both. “Act cool, natural! Keep your head Satan!”

“I could say the same to you,” he pokes your side and straightens up as Lady Dimitrescu finally arrives. ”Good evening Lady Dimitrescu, how have you been?” He makes idle chatter with her for a minute, catching as her gaze slowly shifts over to you.

“Oh this is MC,” Satan steps to the side and gestures to you, amused as you stumble forward to shake her hand before awkwardly trying to cover up your mistake by looking like you were stretching.

“Hi im the MC. I mean the exchange human. Hi.” Lady Dimitrescu chuckles a little and continues to talk to Satan, shooting you a smirk every now and then before finally giving you both a nod and leaving to attend to other matters.

“Wooow, so smooth MC.”

“shut up shut the fuck up shut up shut up shutup-!”

He can’t help but spend the night wondering how it would be to be able to elicit the same kind of reactions from you.

Asmo

It’d been a long night clubbing with Asmo, and both of you were exhausted, slowly making you way back home, leaning on each other to minimize stumbling. The weariness kept the talking between you two to a minimum, much happier enjoying the peace of the cold night air. In the silence, you two could hear a soft humming carry in the wind and both of you turn to see a tall woman with a parasol taking a midnight stroll.

Double short circuit

“Ooh, I forgot this was Lady Dimitrescu’s favorite path for night walks”

Both of you stare in awe of her for a minute. Asmo’s only minimally better composed than you, because his mouth isn’t hanging open.

“She’s gorgeous isn’t she?” and you can only give a soft “mmmmhmm” in response.

You finally snap to your senses when Asmo gasps and pushes you out of the way to hide behind a bench, hissing “Move hoe I can’t have her see me looking like a hot mess.” You crouch behind the bench with him for a couple seconds, just long enough for her to leave.

“You know if she’s married?”

“MC, Lady Dimitrescu is a highly revered royal. Status wise, she’s the closest thing to Lucifer in power and influence”

“So what I’m hearing is that she’s single”

“MC, you’re a human. She’d crush you”

“I’d let her... Well she’s a vampire who’s lived with demons for eons, maybe she’d be open to something new “

“MC, I say this with all the love in my heart for you, if I couldn’t get her, no one can”

“Asmo, I am simply built different ❤😌“

“How would you even start talking to her?”

“Hello Lady Dimitrescu, you look a little spooky and I’d love to be your boo”

“I’m begging you to say literally anything else”

Beel and Belphie

Another day, another snack run with the attic sandwich club. There is a simple pleasure in having routines, and hanging out with the twins without the rest of the brothers was probably the most relaxed day you could hope for. Belphie was talking about a new disaster movie that came out that he wanted to watch when he heard you start choking and hacking. They look back to see you struggle to catch your breath after choking on an acid apple petites. While they fret over you, your eyes never leave spot where a beautiful woman had just disappeared.

“What are you staring at?” Belphie’s starting to get irritated, trying to find out what was so damn interesting that you were ready to risk it all.

“TALL lady. Black hat. White dress.” You choke out between breaths

“Lady Dimitrescu??”

“You did not almost die because you saw a hot woman, right?” Belphie snorted at the simplicity of it all, he never really understood Lady Dimitrescu's appeal

“There are worse ways to die”

“I can’t live anything down can I???”

“I think she’s the only person besides Diavolo that’s taller than me” Beel adds in quickly, trying to break up whatever hurtful comments were about to be tossed.

Belphie was a little salty that you were fawning over someone else, but figured you’d get over her soon enough (jokes on him).

Beel always finds it cute when you talk about things that catch your interest, even if was other people. He’d not like the idea of you actually dating her though. He doesn’t trust them not to murder you.

Bonus; The undateables found out that you found out Lady Dimitrescu was in the Devildom because you won’t stop raving about her

Diavolo:

Diavolo answers all of the questions MC has about Lady Dimitrescu, at least all the ones he knew the answers too. He’s always excited to talk to you, but wow this was starting to wear him down. Didn’t you care about his cool family history? Or how he liked his eggs cooked in the morning? :(

You can’t tell but his demeanor beings to shift little by little, bordering on pouty. He brings up all of his similarities to Lady Dimitrescu and makes a point to mention in ways that he’s better, skirting on the edges of flat out insulting her.

I never get to hang out with anyone and now it’s just to hear MC fangirl over someone else :(

But he does turn to some passive-aggressive joking

“You should give me her number”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“But you do have it, right?”

“Well she prefers letters”

“So can you give me her address?”

“She’s my acquaintance MC not yours :/”

“Oh don’t worry I’m not trying to be her acquaintance 💍🥺❤”

“MC”

“GIVE ME HER NUMBER “

“NO”

Barbatos:

Barbatos simply had a tight grin as you raved about your interaction with Lady Dimitrescu, making the occasional comment when you paused long enough for him to. He appreciates that you are getting to know more of the Devildom and it’s hierarchy and making more connections, but yeah, he’s a little jealous not gonna lie. He also feels that in your current state you’d become a traitor against Diavolo if she asked you to and we can’t have that now.

She’s not THAT special MC, we’ve got a tall big tiddy goth like 4 doors down ✋🙄 Diavolo is literally right here MC

(is being very petty and trying to find ways to subtly insult her to get you to stop raving)

“I apologize MC, I don’t have the time to make you an outfit to match her aesthetic nor the time to teach you the proper etiquette she’d expect from a potential suitor”

“No MC, I will not train you to be her butler”

“Please stop sliding me grimm in intervals of 5, I will not change my mind”

Solomon:

“AODJLFNAOOABNDHVABOJDFN”

“Ahh, I see you’ve met Lady Dimitrescu”

“YUH HUH” You two spend like an hour just admiring her pictures as Solomon fills you in on everything he knows about her, having worked with her daughters and been over to the mansion on the one or two odd occasions.

“She could bench press us”

“Both of us, at the same time 👁👄👁”

“Totally”

“Do you think I could get her number”

“Don’t tell anyone but like, the Milf energy is unmatched right?”

“100%”

Simeon:

“SIMEON HOLY SHIT-”

“MC, language”

“No no, it’s fine, Luke’s with Barbatos” Simeon sucks in his cheeks a little, "that's not the issue"

“She seems to be a very refined lady” He gives you a once over, and the absolute smitten look on your face, for just a second, made him wish you looked at him like that.

“Who just so happens to make you act very unrefined”

Luke:

Tiny person panic

(I couldn’t find the meme about hiding in Lady Dimitrescu’s boob shadow for Luke’s section, smh)

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symphonicmetal101 · 3 years

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Dates for The Brothers pt.5

Asmo

Graffiti- yeah, Asmo hates getting messy. However, when the canvas is fingernails, sometimes Asmodeus found himself wanting to do something much bigger and more dramatic (like himself). Knowing that he would hate to get dirty, and that it would just be the two of you, you got paint suits for both of you. When the time came, you lead Asmo to an area of Diavolo's castle that he had given you permission for you to paint. (It was colourful and from the human world. What was there to say no to?) Asmo was a little disgruntled when you asked him to put the suit on. What kind of date was this? You wouldn't be able to see each other's bodies- more importantly, you wouldn't be able to see his gorgeous body, seeing as the paint suits weren't exactly flattering outfits. However, when you pulled out the spray paint, Asmo stopped whining. He immediately started grabbing at his favourite colours, hugged them to his chest, and excitedly asked, "Okay, what human activity is this, why is it so colourful and when can we start?!" You laughed at his enthusiasm and showed him some photos and videos from the human world. He immediately got to work on one side of the wall, while you started on the other side. After a couple hours, you two stepped back to admire your work. You nearly choked on air when you saw the amount of detail in Asmo's work. It was you and him, massively painted on the side of Diavolo's castle.

"How the hell did you manage to finish that in a few hours? Asmo?! You lied! You've totally done this before!"

"It does look very stunning, doesn't it? Then again, it's artwork of the two most attractive beings across the realms. Also, an artist never reveals their tricks!" He laughed and booped your nose. After you pouted at him, you laughed along. You guys started to pack up, flirting back and forth relentlessly, to the point where you guys didn't hear Diavolo, Lucifer, and Barbatos approaching.

"Asmodeus. Mc. What do you think you're-"

Diavolo interrupted Lucifer. "In all Hell's glory, you guys really outdid yourselves! This looks spectacular! You guys should come more often- no, I would request of you as a friend as your leader, to finish this entire wall in your human-world graffiti! Lucifer, isn't it wonderful?" The look on Lucifer's fce was one even Mammon would have paid for. He quickly composed himself. "I suppose the work is admirable, but honestly Asmodeus, did you have to take up that much of the wall?" Everyone chuckled. "Oh Luci~ of course I did! everyone loves me anyways, so I actually reduced the amount of space I took up to leave more room for my BEAUTIFUL MC!"

"Besides, if we're going to cover the entire wall, that will seem small in conparison."

Asmo faked offense. "My dear MC! If that's not enough for you, we'll just have to make the rest of the paintings of ourselves as well! Maybe the next few should be....more revealing." Lucifer's face was one of disappointment as everyone else giggled once more, mostly out of nervousness of the sincerity of his comment.

Masterlist

#om asmodeus #obey me #obey me shall we date #headcanon

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