#I don't hate it he's kinda cool

[thedemises]

. . . SAVE A HORSE, GO ON A RIDE WITH THE COWBOY! featuring boothill!

notes! . . . y'know the phrase, “save a horse, ride the cowboy”? well, I decided to-do something about it with boothill... except it's sfw and more like “save a horse, ride with the cowboy” cuz i dont do nsfw here >:/. god give me acceptance for how boothill is so ooc here- 😭😭 idnk how to write his character properly, and does he even have a horse?? I don't remember seeing a horse when his character and banner got leaked, so let's just pretend he does have one for the sake of K'hailreigh for this plot. 💀

imagine returning the horse boothill had been searching for all day after it got the chance to escape through the tall fences the moment they were opened, his eyes widen at the sight of his companion with you guiding alongside it. normally, his horse wouldn't follow after someone else's orders other than him... and it behaves pretty feisty and rough with people who isn't him.

boothill is relieved to see that his trusty horse hadn't been injured, briefly thanking you as he goes over to fuss over his stallion. you can't help your gaze wandering and examining his figure, in awe of the metallic and cyborg parts of the cowboy in front of you. sure you might've seen people having artificial and metal parts attached to them, but this man right here just plainly looks like a robot if it weren't for his humanly head.

boothill notices you eyeing every inch of him, glancing from the lasso that hangs at his hips to the pistols to his arms and to his legs. he glares a wolfishly smile at you, baring the shark-like teeth that you gaze in short surprise at, and asks in a teasingly tone, “like what you see, darlin'?”, observing how you blink owlishly at him. but then, he's becomes sort of surprised when you nod your head and confirm that—yes, you like his appearance and how the color scheme matches altogether, while indirectly  commenting how he's a good-looking cowboy.

boothill, after his turn of blinking at you, grins and narrows his eyes with an intrigued look in them; amused by you and how you don't seem in the slightest.. nervous or terrified in his presence. you perked the cyborg's interest.

finishing the small talk with the man, you mention that you'll be needing to go somewhere for an errand and boothill takes the opportunity to offer a ride there on his horse—as a thanks for retrieving his horse, taking in your surprised expression with a grin as he ends the sentence with a “darlin'”. he insists, even if you refuse, so you decide that it'll be quicker to go in a horse ride with the cowboy than rather walking by foot as you were given no other choice.

with boothill's assistance, you were boosted onto the horse and instructed by him to hold on as he looks back at you, flashing a toothy grin and a finger tilting his hat just slightly for a short moment before you and him rode off towards where you were needed to be at with his horse. startled by the increasing speed his horse was going, you instinctively grasp onto the cyborg cowboy's built body in order to not fall off during the ride accidentally—boothill grins at your expression, his laughter going with the wind, “better hol' on tight for now, sweetheart. this'll be a rough ride! i'll get ya to where yer headin' in no time!”

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#thedemises; honkai star rail #thedemises; writing #honkai star rail #boothill #boothill hsr #boothill x reader #sfw #mihoyo #hoyolab #hsr #boothill likers don't hate on me for this pls- I just thought it'd be nice to write something for boothill cuz I guess he's cool and stuff- #his design is so cool btw and i love how his eyes are designed!!! #cyborgs and cowboys are cool as hell #but i still made boothill ooc cuz it feels like I DID- I do NOT know much about his character 💀💀 #other than the fact that any swear or vurglar word he says is replaced with some kinda compliment that definitely doesn't match and #anr confuses others #hsr writing #sfw writing #“save a horse ride a cowboy” but its sfw #more like “save a horse go on a ride with a cowboy” like #a HORSE ride- NOT that kinda ride cuz >:/ no nsfw. not on my blog. >:/ #cowboy #cyborg

[little-bumblebeeee]

how I think steve figured out The Hair:

Just did what his mom would do when he was like 10

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Found his mom's hairspray and magazines, did some thievery of both

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Okay we're doing better not as shwoopy

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Literally too baby girl for his own good, ran his fingers through it more and grew it out some

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Possibly got it trimmed, still doing a routine but not as much as he used to, his hair is definitely softer than pre s3 from not using as much product but he def keeps a bunch on hand for bad hair days (his mom still doesn't know where the farrah fawcett spray went, she doesn't care either because she simply has not been home). Definitely keeps it this way because he knows if his parents were home then they'd make it go back to s1 Lego man hair

#stranger things #joe keery #steve harrington #my boyfriend (real) #steve the hair harrington #I know nothing about hair so don't come at me #Also he liked to use his mom's shampoo as a kid bc hers smelled nice and his smelled weird #I just hate man soaps I always make this man use something fruity idk 🤷‍♂️ #ELECTRIC COOL 💪💪🦈🦈🐻🫎💪💪💪wtf kinda smell is that #Nah this man uses 💞💖vanilla blossom and almond 🌸🌺

[basofy]

i hope when the lisa definitive edition releases old and new players start to see the party members as not only a fun mechanic to progress in the game but also as their second purpose (specified even in their gang page)

which is to tell how different the people of olathe are from eachother from good to neutral to bad.

all of the party members got their own personalities, points of view and goals, which i've always been appreciative of because it makes them all feel like they're their own person and it shows that they're not going to think exactly like you just because they're on your side.

so some of them can be assholes that despise brad for different reasons and are even creepy to buddy and others can just be neutral on the whole thing or don't care about brad but don't hate him and there are others who are nice people who just want someone to hang out and get attached to brad and it pains them to betray him at the end. some of them even got someone they care about too the same way brad cares for buddy.

and all of this is made just so you don't see them only as tools, they are written this way to show you what the people of olathe are like from a closer perspective. the only other way to do this would be using npcs which would go more overlooked, and it already IS overlooked by players

becuz over time i've seen toooo many fans who speak as if absolutely every man in olathe is an asshole and a pedo, which is why they congratulate tooley too much just for being decent to buddy. i like him but you give him too much credit for something other characters do as well.

and they talk like these are just 'olathe standards' and like it's okay for this game when No, this game condemns this type of behavior at all times and it makes it very clear. it's not normal, it's just common

i mean was terry a creep towards buddy??? bo?? carp?? shocklord? birdie? nern? olan? the warlords??? and more characters and there are even npcs who deeply question the stuff going on around buddy or are simply not interested in her

and then i see takes such as "maybe x character is gay becuz they don't seem interested in buddy". pal i can think of a million better reasons to consider a character gay (sometimes no reason at all, have fun). (also again, TOOLEY. i mean he was seen at the beehive, isn't that a better reason to think he's gay??)

you don't need to be a pedo and a rapist to be attracted to women, and it's crazy how little the concept of consent matters to some people, because this isn't the only time i've seen this type of thinking over a piece of media.

this is a way of thinking that comes from people who got into lisa for the fun battles and do not understand the story, and it's sorta okay, it's fine if the battles are your favorite thing or if you're not that fond of emotional stories, but you can't ignore this part of the game, to do that you better just play something else, because my problem is that when you try to explain the emotional matters of lisa's story they never want to listen; they preffer living in their little bubble of misinterpreting everything. (like the amount of times i've tried explaining to other fans why lisa isn't worst than her goddamn dad and it's like talking to a wall) like damn, i love the battles too but i can perfectly have both things yknow.

anyway just my silly little thoughs that have been going thru my mind these past weeks, i take this game too seriously but i also feel like it's dumb not to because that's what it wants you to do.

hope things go well when the definitive edition drops and that everyone enjoys it 8)

#getting overwhelmed at the attention ive been getting in lisa twitter #lately so i might just post my silly opinions here lmao (since lisa tumblr is kinda dead) #on the topic of tooley it makes me sad to see ppl hate him but i also understand why #fans have been reaaaal weird about him #and idk if he is even there to make some sort of statement which makes him uncomfortable #i liked when i realized he was in joyful and thought he was a cool guy and that's literally it. #at most i thought that it would be nice if he could be buddy's friend just for the fact that buddy needs one #but she has a hard time maintaining relationships of any sort anyway #also don't ship them pls #aside from it being bad it's like taking what tooley said about her and wiping your ass with it #lisa rpg #lisa the painful #long post #takes a fancy sip of my water like it's wine #LIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CHARACTER BIOS ARE FOR SRSLY #lisa ramblings #this absolutely goes on the tag

[skrunksthatwunk]

yeah i can't come to class today, sorry. yeah. yeah. it's cause my hair's too long. mhm. gonna put me out of commission til the weekend at least

#fuck it's too long it's too long it's too long hate hate hate hate hate kill kill kill #i am resisting the urge to cut it all off with scissors but just barely #i havent been able to go home lately and my clippers are there. fUCKK #ITS TOO LONG SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE #i cant stop thinking about shaving my head again or at least cutting it short #it's summer i should have short hair summer is for short hair FUCKK THIS IS WEIRD #i feel like a sad stonermetal mushroom. in middle school. and NOT in a cool way if that wasnt clear!! #hhhhhhhhgnnnghfhn fuckk i feel so gross and weird #i didnt even do anything why are my spoons gone FUCKK. SHITITTTUJ DAMMIT #this is so dumb i literally skipped my second class for no reason and i have so mucj work but i didnt even do anything #i shoudktn be this out ofnit. euhhhhhghh #and i have a new friend and he really really wants to hang out and i dont hav.e the spoons #but i feel so bad.. and i have other ppl i wanna hang out with but i cant bring nyself to readh out #and even if they reached ouy i probably wouldnt be able to respond and i have to go see a show thid week too #bc theyre doing into the woods and i love that shit and i promised id go ans ive been lookign forward to it for months #but i cant. bwuhhhhhhhhghhhh #and i cant just tell the new friend i don't wanna hang out twice this week (one is the play) bc i blew him off all last week #i really dont wanna hurt his feelings but i really can't communicate like he wants me to. and ive kinda said that but still #mmmmmmnnnnuguhghh hes only doing it bc i mean a lot to him but it's moving so fast ans I can't really be there forbhim the way he probably #deserves.. i should probably eat skmething idk. eughhhhhhhhgghhghhggh. melting into a pile of slop and slurry rn #just gonna sink into my bed and not sleep and feel bad. hoorayy

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

I’ve been giving gundham more nicknames to call people and I’m REALLY proud of the nickname of “Yaldabaoth’s Seamstress” for Tsumugi

I had to google what that was but HOOOOLY SHIT I really really like that!! That's such a sick nickname oh my gosh

#pluto answers #Do you think they would get along?? #I feel like whenever I think about Tsumugi interacting with another ultimate who's kinda nerdy or fandomy #Im split between her getting along really well with them #or her being gatekeepy and hating their guts ghdskjfds #Like her and hifumi are either besties or hate each other and I don't know which #Gundham though... I think she might like him #She might find the way he speaks cool and would really enjoy making cosplays for him #because he WILL get deep into it

[mccleans]

i hate the idea that messi should win the world cup purely by virtue of being messi. like he deserves the biggest trophy in football bc he's the goat and he's retiring soon, so everyone needs to be nice and let him have it. surely that's insulting to him? if he wins, it should be because he (and his team!) earned it by playing well enough to be the world champions, rather than just because of his name. not to mention how unfair it is to every other team and player to imply their stories don't mean as much and what they've put in to get there doesn't matter, just bc the world has cast them in the role of villain taking away what's rightfully messi's

#this applies to crusty too but to a lesser extent #also surely if messi wins you want it to have been based on some of the best football you've ever seen but ummm #where has that been lionel ? #i don't even hate him i kinda like the guy like he's fine he's cool but i'm so OVER this narrative #the dumfries interview has been playing over and over in my head lol

[theokusgallery]

i fucking hate nick (but for the reasons you want me to hate him)

gud job /gen

Oh man. You haven't seen the worst of it yet

#ask #zeteroxx #rant #this is the nice bit. this is the cool part #we haven't even gotten to the bad stuff yet. we just have a somewhat creepy guy right now #arsenic #also i don't especially want people to hate him. #it'd be kinda hypocritical since im like. obssessed with him myself #but i understand why you dislike him and you are very right in doing so #he's not a nice guy. #omori

[jinouchibhue]

Friendship ended with the Roman Reigns and Mox now Edge and Christian are my favorites. Full circle.

#i jest but no roman hasn't been a fave for awhile now. like i kinda don't like him as a person at this point. :c #seth is eh #he's not doing anything to actively make me hate him as a person but I'm just eh about his wwe....ness #mox is still cool ovi but im not IN LOVE with what he's got going on at the moment #edge's punk ass started me into wrestling so it's fitting #i liked Christian when i saw him wwe but he was just a returning guy i didn't know about. #Batista was my childhood favorite and you know he's gone. so I don't know. it's just fitting #wrestling #aew #jinouchi.txt

[werewolf4vampire]

i know that it doesn't actually help realistically, doesn't functionally change anything but i gotta say, hearing that my dad likes to troll transphobes on Twitter and my mom got banned for it makes me feel more emboldened about Being trans around them and knowing that they support me

#it was a little hard for them to adjust at first (i came out as bi 11 years ago and as nonbinary 10 years ago #and my mom kinda got gender and sexuality confused for a bit lmao) but when i pushed for them to use pronouns more when i was 18 #they definitely made a real concerted effort to do it and while they're still not perfect about it #i think if i corrected them more they'd be chill about it & i feel like they're really cool and supportive about the real important things #makes me think of one Patton Oswald bit which. i hate that *he* said it & i don't think it's his place but he was actually right imo lmao #darryl speaks

[your-local-ruebit-hole-detective]

For the record, I don't really, like, hate any of the toh characters. I think they're victims of poor writing, and I dislike some of them, but there's not any that I really despise.

#like. I think Hunter's arc is poorly done and I dislike that he got put into the cookie-cutter friendly nerd personality post-redemption #but. I don't hate him. I think he has a lot of potential and that some of his moments; relationships are sweet and enjoyable #I fucking love Raine even though I consider them the most blatant victim of toh's love-interest syndrome #Amity is a cool character with a nice design even if she's also got love-interest syndrome #Vee is absolutely a plot device but she's such a cinnamon role /affectionate #rue rants #Alador is. a whole mess but i'm kinda neutral on him

[voerman]

milf necromancer v2.0

patch notes:

changed her from high elf to seldarine drow

gave her some sick clothes

more wrinkles

#kit speaks #also remembered some ancient lore about her: #she's very fucked up but she Thinks she's like super well adjusted #she has a raven familiar who was her only friend for a very long time #got into necromancy because she found a cool tomb and wanted to do archeology better #had a human lost love that she's kinda devastated about but she's Fine #she just works all the time to distract her from the hole in her heart but that's Normal. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT #she's not going to do necromancy on him because he was explicitly 'if you revive me i will kill you' paladins 🙄 #anyways as for new lore i've decided that she has a couple of half-elf kids with this guy and she's an absentee mum #bc she thinks that's better than being completely overbearing like her mother was #we hate moderation here! #oc: liliana

[something-about-sunflowers]

God I hate when ‘they’re like siblings’ headcanons get popular. You wanna view them as siblings? Go right ahead. But don’t call people gross for shipping them, not everyone views the dynamic in the same way.

Extra irony being two of them fully making out. ‘Don’t be gross’ I’m not the one who saw these two kiss, on the mouth with tongue, and thought ‘Oh, they’re like brothers! ❤’

#the dork is being a dork #why do people have to be so weird about the concept of 'found family'? #this is about ride the cyclone #not gonna tag it tho cause i don't want that discourse #i kinda hate musical fandoms tho tbh #too preachy #like #leave alone that i can separate fiction from reality enough that even if they were siblings i wouldn't care if people shipped them #not my cup of tea but that doesn't mean i'm gonna throw someone else's cup out #i'll just be over here with my own pot #anyway i have similar issues with the beetlejuice fandom #like again not my cup of tea but i've seen people like 'oh beetlejuice would NEVER go for lydia she's just a CHILD' #like first off he's literally a demon? why would he care? #and second he LITERALLY DOES #HE TRIES TO MARRY HER THAT IS A KEY PLOT POINT IN THE SHOW #'oh it was just for ''immigration purposes''' cool motive still a child bride #the one argument i can get behind tho is the actress for lydia IS a real human child so her likeness should be off limits #but tbh thats an issue issue with any live action property

[ambreiiigns]

brother's top almost-10 slasher-esque movies that i made him watch coming to you live except we feel like we're forgetting something

#his name is gioele but i at this point i either call him jeremy (salad fingers reasons) or gioia (means joy :^) #bc he is the light of my life but also just cause it sounds like his fuckin name) #he is SO in love w leslie i don't think i saw that coming truly?? and he was having fun watching the boy i can't understand why it's so low #but. ok. fine whatever. #black christmas got kinda low too but he liked it a lot . in loooove w billy billy as a guy is one of his favorite guys #LOVED corpses. loved devil's rejects even more. wants to watch 3 from hell but i won't let him but like he is down to watch it #just to see those bitches more. felt. i too only watch that for baby #he doesn't like baby as much as i do but what does he KNOW #fuckin hated re-animator to death i knew it was gonna be a hit or miss tbh. finds trick r treat sooo creative and cool (correct) #and OBVIOUSLY. he liked texas chainsaw a lot. slay. it was the first thing i showed him OBVIOUSLY he cares for bubba soo much #ugh this is Fun to put him thru this i don't know what's gonna be next >:((( #i can't show him friday he knows friday. refusing to show halloween. maybe he'd like a nightmare or a child's play.. #we Did consider it but i don't remember what he said abt it. but also we saw enough of those as kids too so maybe it'd be repetitive #oh nay

[astrxealis]

god there's so much stuff i want to get into (i am thinking of league, warcraft, diablo)

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #oopsies. riot and blizzard LMFAO <//3 #okay putting aside for now their reputations i have always been interested in these three games/series #apparently my dad actually played wow and diablo before !!! very cool of him <3 #one day i will rope him into ffxiv. he likes ff too and mmos so i do hope it is likely >;)) #I DOUBT HE EVER PLAYED LEAGUE THOUGH but ik he was at least into dota 2 because i remember watching #it because of him back when i was much much younger. so yeah #diablo... i only really know the trailers and that lilith seems pretty cool #the trailers are sooooo cool <3 sometimes i think i don't like that kinda stuff but actually i really do fr hehe #league is something i've known ever since i was young as well but i never realized i could have easily installed it all this time #and wow uhh IDK ig hearing stories turned me off + before the free trial had a limit right #idk how long ago that was though. but yeah never seeked it out either so yeah #i find them all interesting despite hating the companies and i reaaally want to try them out at least #even if i doubt i'll get into them a lot ultimately but yeah i want to try them out fe #fr* RAGGHHHHHHHHH TYPO I CAN'T EASILY CHANGE AS I'M ON MOBILE RN

[dmclemblems]

man, imagine just... letting people have their own opinions of gw and not making fun of people who did or didn’t enjoy it.

people in this fandom are so aggressive.

you can talk about your opinions and even hate or love as strongly as the human heart allows! just... don’t say things like “people are stupid for thinking xyz”. you do realize you may have mutuals or even friends following you that see that and are now apprehensive to talk to you, especially about this game, right? that you might be offending your own friends and acquaintances with insulting terminology and you don’t know a friend feels that way because they’re too anxious to even tell you now because you’ve made it clear that you think everyone with xyz opinion is some insulting and hurting term?

it’s one thing to say things like “this is the best/worst route between both games and I love/hate it more than anything”. it’s another to say something like “everyone who loves/hates gw is an absolute retard who didn’t understand claude’s character in houses in the first place if they loved/hated gw”.

no, I’m not quoting anyone specifically, but I’m trying to iterate to you an example of the sorts of things I’m seeing people saying as if under the assumption that every single person in their space agrees with them and that they’re not risking hurting someone with their words.

yeah, you can hate the route or love the route with every fiber of your being. I’m just personally not sure that’s worth being hateful toward every single other human being who has the opposite opinion as you, or worth making people apprehensive about checking their social media every day because they follow people who are very likely to insult entire groups of people based on their likes/dislike in a fictional universe.

like, yeah, I didn’t enjoy the second half of gw... but you know what’s cool? I’m still close friends with someone who liked it and feels the opposite way that I do about the writing and about claude.

#it sucks too bc I have mutuals on Twitter who will NOT stop talking about it #and going out of their way to point out every instance of their opinion while like #degrading the people who don't agree #at that point like mind your own business and talk about things that are fun??? stop getting mad at people for their opinions??? #it's really easy to go find something you enjoy on the damn internet it's like the easiest way ever lol #even when I just check regular tags for characters nowadays it's the same arguments #half or more of the content isn't the characters or fanart or anything like that anymore #it's just people arguing about stupid shit like okay we get it you do or don't like the writing in it #it doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to make other people feel bad about their opinion #it's one thing to discuss with people in your space (depending on which social media you use etc) #but to go out of your way or to outright insult people with the opposite opinion just makes you look like you're trying to start fights #when this game came out I wanted to remember it by being Billy's final work for his job and he did so so so good #and now it's hard to look at this game and think of it that way because I keep thinking of all the drama #it's still hard to listen to Ferdinand's lines and some more than others bc I was in Billy's streams a lot #so when I hear those things I tend to picture his face and it's still difficult for me. I still can't wrap my head around him being gone #and for two months at that now. I want to look at this game and think of the work he did and you know? if you don't that's fine #but it's hard for me to see it that way now when I just can't log on to ANYTHING on ANY day and see ANYTHING but arguing or like #people straight up insulting others and using offensive terms about people who didn't like something #like cool you loved/hated gw. wanna explain why you're tagging your hate for other people to see? would love to hear THAT explanation #it's kinda like how on Twitter I've had to block an obscene amount of people in the dmcl tags #bc they post the ship name i.e. a keyword in searches that will come up when fans look for content #and it's a bunch of offensive shit about the entire fanbase and how we're all disgusting people with shit opinions #and who don't enjoy the ship for actual context but apparently bc we just want to see two guys bang #imagine lumping an entire fandom of anything (ship character series etc) into an insulting and offensive box just bc YOU don't like it #or you had ONE bad experience with a fan of it so now you post hate in their search keywords instead of censoring it #so that it doesn't come up in someone's searches #literally how are you going to be prejudice about an entire group of shippers or character fans full of ppl you don't even KNOW? #and instead of talking to some of them to understand their reasoning you just post offensive shit in their searches/tags #this is the kind of shit I'm seeing with Hopes too which is why I'm mentioning it here

[booperbeanv3]

Been reminded of Danganronpa phase and 1. My favourites were pretty alright before I got saioufied (Byakuya, Chihiro, Sayaka, Mahiru, Nagisa, Kirumi, Korekiyo, Kiibo) 2. I loved Chihiro and that was foreshadowing that I was trans and 3. Kaede's fine as hell if I was Shuuichi I would've bagged her that instant wtf kind of gay juice is he drinking

#yes he has anxiety and yes they were in a death game but I DON'T CARE #yes she ''killed'' someone i would've risked my life for pianussy #okay that's #nah cringe #but seriously she did something to me #drv3 #bean stuff #I'm a sayaka apologist not sorry i always was #i still think my kirumi theory was like really dumb but it's kinda funny #why is Mahiru my only sdr2 fave? she's cool and way better than tenko #why did people hate her again #also sdr2 characters kinda sucked and i found most of them whiny and annoying #the setting was so good too like why #i went through the whole danganronpa fixation having never watched dr3 #i think that's impressive considering it lasted 2 years #what else #shuuichi is gay as hell #smthin was up with him and kaito #(this does not reflect my headcanons but doesn't matter)