#I fuckin hate having a dick

[thatautisticlesbian]

me I wonder why my blog is so small

Me at 3 am reblogging 57 posts

#Yeah #Einstein -esc problem #science side of tumblr #Please solve this for me #i'm too autistic for this #No sleep schedule #Writing in notes #Many notes #Notes #I need a girlfriend #Yippe #Um #I fuckin hate having a dick #Chop it off #double it and give it to the next person #transgender #Not a scheduled post lol #random bullshit #ace #trans #autism #lesbian #trans women #transfem #asexual #actually autistic #Original idea? #Gonna win the most tags on a post award #It's 3:08 #punch a transphobe

[goatsghost]

something i’m just realizing about the “dick is damian’s parent” fics is that they often point out that after bruce came back, dick left for bludhaven immediately. but i just realized that’s not quite true.

bruce came back, and there were briefly two batmans (batmen?) at the same time. and then bruce left the country to go set up batman inc, for some weird reason, and dick stayed as batman to resolve some final issues. so yeah dick and damian kept being batman and robin for a good bit of time after bruce returned. do with that information what you will

#dick is damian’s parent is my favorite fic trope at the moment lol #i love how he fuckin hates dealing with this kid but also loves him like he’s his own son #and damian starts idolizing dick; his mentor his hero his caregiver; while also being a little shit (but less genuinely aggressive abt it) #every batfamily relationship is so complicated and great #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne #mine #my favorite dick scene with him is in nightwing when damian calls #and dick is like fuckkkkk i don’t wanna pick up bc then i’ll have to TALK to him 😩😩😩 #and my favorite damian interaction is when dick is showing him a birds nest while they’re on the tallest building in gotham #and damian goes ‘wowwww this is SO interesting i can’t wait to tweet about it’ #they’re both so insufferable lmao i love them

[spaciebabie]

(cartwheels badly into your ask box)

Hey bud, so this just came to mind and I wanna know.

What's funnier to you... or what makes you happier to imagine-- The original animatronics kicking Afton's ass "Jojo's bazar adventure meme style", or Afton being an affectionate father to his kids or I guess whatever makes your head spin about the FNAF games. I'm all ears ^^

Hope you're day is going well <3

howdy!! both. both is good. he may have been a loving and caring father but. hes still a piece of shit b/c he killed other peoples kids lolololol

i think the kids deserve ta beat his ass a little bit. i absolutely LOVE when that guy is tormented and tortured

hope your day is going well too!!

#spacie splains #yeah bitch suffer the consequences of the carnage you sowed #you fuckin dick #i would have a craaaazy hate fuck w/him #god i need him #i should rewatch jojo #if any of my friends see this would you like 2 watch it w/me #i would have asked you individually but you are all. strewn across different servers and dms and...eugh

[gregoftom]

pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

#tomgreg #where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go. #so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him. #who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal. #who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now. #he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that #would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out. #he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love? #a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case. #and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl. #you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you. #you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you. #the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic. #and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god #they are so annoying. anyway #the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!! #what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul. #then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE #or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye

[strawberry-crocodile]

I'm free

#blogodile #forreal though im so fucking sick of hearing about this guy #i was sick of him like six months ago #i am never going to have anything positive to say #genuinely fuckin hate people who suck his dick

[dkettchen]

Did I expect the black mirror s6e3 robot astronaut episode to turn into a transphobic hate crime metaphor this quickly rather than just a working from home metaphor? Nope.

Did my frantic googling (while trying to avoid actual spoilers) to see whether the “tragedy” the plot summary was on about was gonna be some world ending cataclysm that would upset me prepare me for this? Oh it sure fucking didn’t, so this is a PSA for y’all now

#haven't finished the episode yet but oh boy these first 20 minutes huh #black mirror #black mirror beyond the sea #trans #I don't like that the cis know about us these days I just don't like it #I am never prepared #other minorities have had to deal with these 'here's a bad thing that happens to people like you but now it's a robot/alien/etc' pieces of #media for ages but we are new to it I don't like it #I get it now I'm so sorry for everyone else who's had to go through this for years and decades goodness #like better than the inaccurate negative caricatures and transvestite serial killers and all that but fuckin' hel #spoilers upcoming don't read past this if you don't want them #is it really gonna be asking robot men whether they have a dick before mutilating them #and killing their family in front of them for sharing their life with something the hate criminals deem unnatural #like really? #like really??? are we sure about this? #gosh you guys remember striking vipers #when they kinda queerbaited and then gave us some solid cishet men having existential horror about whether shit's gay instead #those were the good times x'D #anyway I shall now go and finish watching the episode so we can get this over with heck

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

i need a little notes section to be added to all block list functions in social media bc my goldfish memory having ass don't always remember why i blocked someone

see i looove blocking ppl and curating my online experience with wild abandon, but that means it can be anything from 'this person is a fucking terf' to 'this person is harmless but has annoying opinions about fictional characters i like' to 'this person once said mango was disgusting and i took it personally'

so now tumblr or whatever is telling me i have a mf blocked and i gotta sit there and wonder if they're a bigot or just have bad opinions on cheesecake

#like are they a rabid bigot? do they think liking x fictional character means ur evil? do they spout 'no kink at pride' bullshit? #do they think thoughtcrimes are real? do they have the habit of woobifying ur favorite character? #were they a little too excited about the death of some random anime character and it put u off? #did they reblog one of those 'have you heard this song' polls and have utter dogshit opinions on your favorite song? #are they kind of a dick with a bully type sense of humor that rubs u the wrong way? do they just rly fuckin hate cheesecake for some reason #all these and more are reasons i can remember off the top of my head for blocking someone lol #i rarely remember why i blocked someone but i often remember the feeling of 😒 that inspired it lol #so i can usually trust past me even if i don't remember why i blocked someone #tho if i take the time to rifle through an acc i blocked the reason why usually eventually becomes evident #i am at least consistent lol #sketchy speaks

[cuckweeds]

"we need to divest from dick" speak for your fucking self. i love dick. i love me some natural strap on. i love penis and cock and wang. i love men with dicks and women with dicks and nb people with dicks and anyone with a dick! everyone can have some dick!!

#@ all the man hating feminists yall are literally just terfs #i am really convinced these people center dick in their lives more than anyone else since theyre fuckin thinking about it all the time #they hate men so much they center their entire lives around hating percieved male genetalia and its fucking weird #man hating is not progressive youre just leaving behind a majot part of the queer community who identify as men or who have penises

[yeetlegay]

If Louis and Lestat don’t kiss with bloody mouths over some guy’s corpse then why are we even here

#interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #I don’t want a highbrow masterpiece here okay #I want them to make like true blood when bill crawls out of his own fuckin grave and fucks sookie on the ground with grave dirt dick #I want h*rny campy vampires hate-fucking and bitching at each other and having a divorce with the highest body count you’ve ever seen #rolin jones don’t fuck this up for me 🔫

[hellfirewraith]

For the record it costs literally nothing to not be a dick and put shitty posts about a character in the characters tag 👍

#literally all you're doing is making random people feel like shit #idk man!!! I'm fuckin tired!!! #i know some of the characters I like are shitty! you don't have to be a fucking dick about it #likeee you're not gonna make me go 'oh you're so right. i hate this chatacter too now' #I'm just gonna feel like shit and then fuckin block you for being a dick

[redwraiths]

ohhhh i am thinking im thinking many things

the stray!jason art made me think. hmm if selina adopts jason then that leaves a vacant robin space. i think itd be fun if batman found orion at the fighting ring and took them in before slade can find them. he helps them unlearn all the survival instincts they've had for years and it's just Nice for them to have a parent that does actually care (and that doesnt sell them off for money)

jason and orion are absolutely a mini batcat but orion has no god damn idea how to deal with any flirting. they just stand there. confused. bruce never taught them what to do here.

while jason has a list of the dumbest flirty quips and pick up lines he got from selina and he's checking off which ones work best to use and abuse

#own post #stray au #orion #jason #plus orion's fully emo ass forced to dress in the traffic light fit #they hate it but they dont want to make dick and bruce feel bad by saying it so they just bare it #dick is the number 1 orijay shipper too. he definitely considers jason a little brother even though he's selina's #because what kind of sick fuck would i be to not have dick and jason bonding #and orion is his proper darling baby brother #he sees stray and robin 'flirting' for the first time and he's like omg. omg. this is the cutest shit i've ever seen in my life #he's texting barbara about it all the time on patrol #this is probably the only au i'll have of them where orion is like. part of the bat family through means that isnt dating jason #roleswap! roleswap!!!!!!!! #kind of #hey actually could you imagine jason as an apprentice of slade. what a fuckin nightmare that'd be #i wanna draw orion in their little robin outfit so bad UUURHHGH #robin au

[githvyrik]

juliet (from shakespeare) does actually make me feel very sad :(

#I’ve always been kinda sad about her especially once I actually read the play. which I should reread #but like. yeah ok. she was a noble #but like. in the context of the play she’s being forced to grow up way too fast #her parents are forcefully marrying her off to a much older man when she’s like 14 #and if she doesn’t go through with it they’ll disown her and she’ll lose everything like she will have NOWHERE #and she gets this big crush on some fucking guy who’s implied to maybe be a bit of a playboy??? #from a family her family fuckin HATES so she can’t SEE HIM #and then to run away she fuckin puts herself into a coma and she wakes up to see romeo fuckin killed himself #and then SHE KILLS HERSELF #oh also ROMEO KILLED HER COUSIN but also her cousin was being an asshole to him and was kind of a dick and romeo was kinda defending himself #and she’s sooooo young she’s FOURTEEN. SHE’S A BABY. #idk it’s all very sad #so yeah congrats william your stupid tragedy fucking got me

[doomednarrative]

Could never understand being a Michinaga hater the guy has carried the Entire series for me at this point

#i have so many thoughts about him #personally feel hes been one of the most consistently written characters since the beginning of everything #also. people keep calling him a hypocrite. yall are wrong #if he was a hypocrite he would proclaim he was better than everyone while doing what he does #when beroba calls him out on doing the same shit the riders he hates are doing he literally doesnt deny it #hes like yeah i kinda am but so what im doing it anyways #if he was really a hypocrite hed have denied that shit up and down but he never does #hes just. very bullheaded as hes meant to be in achieving his endgoal and if he has to get his hands dirty doing it #he will #people get mad that he killed keiwa and yeah it was a dick move but he also literally explains it #he does it to get him and neon and the rest to forget everything so they can go back to living peacefully in ignorance #and so that their own wishes wont cause more suffering in the process #because lets be real if you wanna critique michinaga you better be willing to look at keiwas own shit hes got going on #michinaga rightfully calls him out on Knowing the wishes cause suffering but still wanting to use that system to right its wrongs #and thats not forgivable to him nor is it very noble of keiwa when hes the guy whos been vying for peace this whole time #his way to peace has a price tag on it now #the whole point i think is that no ones goals are going to be able to mesh together and the whole system needs to fuckin go #because no one is benifiting from it even with the wishes being used for Good Things #sorry but ive been ruminating on this all night i needed to get it out there #kamen rider geats #geats spoilers #kief watches kr geats

[touyaz]

omg which hand do we think shouto jerks off with this is critical information !

#bc like. on one hand wouldnt the cold one make him lose feeling in his dick and what if it falls off omg </////3 #and then w the other... what if he burns it..... what if he goes too fast and fuckin. spontaneously combusts :((( #this is a trick question he doesnt need to jerk off when my Holes r available 24/7/365 😁 #no but fr like.... which one. i feel like he'd hate having to switch between them bc he like momentarily loses pleasure #which hand r we swaying towards #wintext

[sorrowandpride]

So tumblr lets you send asks to people you have blocked 💀

#I sent hate to someone I have blocked as an experiment and it fuckin sent 😂😂😂 #Don't worry they're an obsessive erotomaniac with no boundaries they deserved it <3 #Go cry some more about how a dead man you never knew will never love you you fucking obsessive freak <3 #Get some real dick it might help you #Bullying black metal nerds is righteous and just 100% of the time <3

[yuribalisms]

Lesbian or trans guy…. Lesbian or trans guy… lesbian or trans guy…. That is The question

#like !!!!!! I would like this To Be Over #rn Im Kinda doing a thing where I ‘came out’ as a trans guy to a bunch of ppl #(my friends and dad’s side of the family ya know ppl it’s not a big deal for) #and trying to present more masculine more often #mostly to see if I like it better #it’s basically an experimentation thing despite me still not being sure #because I thought it would help because hey!!! if I really like it then great! I’m a dude! #if I hate it or it makes me uncomfortable then great!!!! not a dude!!!! #unfortunately it is not working out that way and I am still mostly confused #like…. I just don’t understand 😭😭😭 I want to understand and I don’t #I got jealous when my friend started hormones and then I was talking about gender issues with my therapist and she asked if I wanted her to #write me a letter for hormones or any surgeries and the idea of changing my body like that made me viscerally uncomfortable #like what!!!!! the fuck!!!!!! what is wrong with me!!!!! #why can I not just know exactly what I want and how I want ppl to refer to me and how I want to be seen #my friends call me ‘he’ and their pets ‘uncle’ and my dad called me his son and like okay awesome #I think I kinda like it but it’s also a goddamn jumpscare every fuckin time #sometimes I think I like being a guy but also I wanna be a lesbian #and like sometimes I wanna be a dude but the idea of having a dick? absolutely fucking not I KNOW I don’t want that #but I want a deeper voice and more body hair #and just ugh UGH I DONT UNDERSTAAAAAAND #like yeah I know I’m almost certainly on the non-binary spectrum like there’s no denying that #but :( I just wanna know how I want to look and be seen so I could actually take steps towards being more comfortable #because no matter what I’ve tried I’ve never been completely comfortable #guy or girl even sometimes androgynous it just isn’t working #I just want to be Me and I feel fine but literally the second I get referred to as anything from an outside party #it sparks intense euphoria or dysphoria but it’s not consistent so I can’t figure it out #anyways I wanna melt into the floor of this Costco one of my dude coworkers called me ‘man’ and I cringed but then another coworker called #me ‘she’ and I also cringed #like what the fuck what in fresh hell I’m so frustrated I just want it all to stop #like it’s all fun and games ‘haha I’m a boy lesbian’ and sometimes yeah that does feel right but also both are wrong and just