#I have no braincells anymore

[trulyblockedout]

I was suppose to draw my HL ocs but drew this instead

#DUCK sketch #why am i like this #I have no braincells anymore #Art with no purpose

[teasemic]

#twins the series #twins #semicart #sketched it out before ep 9 #and i still have last three eps to watch aha #wdym everyone got frustrated and stopped watching and no one will check this tag anymore ha ha #either way it was fun trying style i usually use drawing things other than live action stuff #why it's always more obscure or/and niche things that motivate my one braincell to actually draw something (￢_￢;)

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#silly hours #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind' #and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life' #toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned' #and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit' #girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!! #Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??' #now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader. #and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play. #You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

[cozylittleartblog]

lt. columbo, LAPD

#columbo #peter falk #art #doodles #sketches #fanart #1970s #i have seent his man almost every day for the last four months #do u know how much columbo i watched thanksgiving and black friday week especially #good to watch while fulfilling orders #anyway im not usually very good at drawing real people but i think he looks p ok here :) #he activates the same 'heeh scrunkly' braincell that only nick valentine has ever gotten to before art-wise #a couple of these are loosely eyeballed off screenshots #very interesting man. u dont see mans like this anymore

[fallout-fucker]

Random Sole x Hancock Headcanon - Emails.

Sole figures out how to get some sort of online connection up and running again purely so they can send emails to Hancock's terminal from their Pip-Boy whenever they're apart. Love sick idiots.

Cue Hancock blushing and kicking his feet whilst reading the emails. He invents the ;) emote. Sole, in turn, makes the ^-^ and :3 emotes.

They both invent selfies. Hancock's the first to send one when he realises he can send pictures. It's a fucking process but he barters for old parts here and there and gets help from Kent. Eventually he has a working camera for his terminal. The first selfie was him stood on his couch, high af and surrounded by an assortment of baked goods (Edibles) he made. The email said 'Look what I can do ;D'.

He regularly sends pictures of what he's baking or random selfies when he's high.

Sole then made a similar upgrade to their Pip-Boy the minute they could. They send him random pictures of cats and other creatures they see in their travels. Cool views or old, historic buildings and art they think he'd enjoy. A collection of Dogmeat being cute. They sent one of Danse falling over. They send him pictures of books they'll think he like. Usually literature, history, or STEM stuff. Sole also takes pictures with their shared friends and lets them email him too from their arm for a quick update.

They also show off their new builds and inventions. Gun mods, armour, ect.

They also share a 'Spotting Deacon In The Wild' collection. They have a running joke that every new disguise they spot is a 'Deacon Variant' or new Deacon 'Synth'. They add names for each 'character' and the email will say '[Insert Character Name] Deacon Unlocked!' Like, Butcher Deacon, or Diamond City Guard Deacon, etc.

On that note, they invent memes. Usually from pictures of other companions or each other.

Like when Nick was 'sleeping' one time (Wide eyed stare Synth style) and Sole sent a picture of him, captioned 'Me after the horrors'.

Or when Preston was stood looking out at the Sanctuary River after a long night. Coffee in his hand. His hat and one shoe missing. Expressionless as he stared at the sunrise.

Hancock replied 'Me fucking too, brother'.

Sole will update him on their whereabouts regularly so he stays sane.

Hancock will tell them about how Goodneighbour is doing. From Mayoral plans to general gossip. How Daisy is doing, how the local kids are, etc.

Sometimes Hancock sends the most cryptic chain spam looking things when he is stoned.

Sole can email him whenever they're nearby and plan on visiting.

Hancock sometimes requests items if he knows they’re on their way, but only if they happen to come across it or already have whatever it is.

Will email them questions that he doesn't actually mean for them to answer. Just questions to the void, really. He just uses them as an outlet for his thoughts a lot.

Or for help on a crossword puzzle.

Sole will email him when they can't sleep just in case he's also awake. Nights feel really lonely when everyone you knew died 200 years ago.

Sometimes they ask him for knowledge. Like 'Do you know if this plant is poisonous?' or things that most Commonwealthers know for survival, but Sole is still figuring out.

They ask him for leadership advise. Especially during big decisions.

They both tell each other things they've seen/heard through the grapevine that they think the other should know. 'I heard that guy you were looking for was seen in Bunker Hill' 'Some Gens 2s were spotted patrolling Medford Hospital' 'Hi :) Sorry for the late response, I was running for my life :( Tell your traders to stay away from the East Bridge- Gunners'

#Taking advantage of the fact they both canonly have devices on hand #They bring back wifi just to fucking send each other notes what idiots (I love them) #Do you think Sole ever goes to call him and realises phones don't exist anymore. #John Hancock you would've LOVED facetime #Hancock invents facetime in the Fallout Canon just to talk to his husband/wife #If Sole can have a radio tower for the Castle #Who's to decide what they can't do #They're both so smart but so dumb. They share one braincell and Dogmeat has it. #Fallout #Fallout 4 #Hancock #Sole Survivor #John Hancock #SoSu #Hancock x sole #Crack headcanon

[hungrydolphin91]

trying to convince Yosuke's parents to let Teddie live with them

tee hee

#persona 4 #yosuke hanamura #teddie p4 #welp i made something for p4 guess im officially indoctrinated now #even if it's just shitty midnight doodles #neither of these two have braincells and neither do i anymore #ok to tag as ship

[slimepuparibaba]

getting numbers feat the stellaron twins

the amount of dumb danstelle and caelus 7th (wtf is their shipname i actually dont know) brainrot i have is so fucking unfair you have no clue how long ive been wanting to post some stuff twitters limit is too small i need to drabble like this like

March 7th: Oh, and here's my number, Caelus! Caelus, monotone: Oh. Thanks. March 7th: No problem!

vs

Dan Heng: Here's my number. Stelle: ......... Dan Heng: ...? Stelle: Damn bro. Are... are you hitting on me? Dan Heng: Dan Heng (but red): what Stelle: lmao that's kinda sudden like omg dinner and a movie first Dan Heng (extremely red in the face): (is she stupid? please tell me she's stupid. i'm sure she's just stupid)

and then later caelus just confronts his sister like

Caelus: What the fuck is wrong with you? Stelle: Chill out, bro. It was just a joke. Caelus, under his breath: well he doesnt think that Stelle: What? Caelus: Hm? Stelle: bro i can't hear you, you keep murmuring Caelus: Then maybe you should get your ears checked, sis. Stelle: Stelle: BRUH, IF YOU DON'T-- Caelus: and your eyes Stelle: I WILL WALK. ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPACE STATION. I DON'T CARE WHAT WELT OR HIMEKO SAID. IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT THE FUCKING STELLARON BLOWS UP. HUH? HUH??? Caelus: And it'll be your fault that Dan Heng goes to the doctor because he's experiencing "heart palpitations" Stelle: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH HIS HEART PROBLEMS? Caelus: (yeah no she's dumb)

#listen shes dumb #genuinely dumb #please donate your braincells to stelle #genuinely please do that i dont think she can do shit on her own anymore #shes so fucking dumb ya'll have no clue #hsr #honkai star rail #caelus #stelle #dan heng x stelle #danstelle #stelle x dan heng #trailblazer #twin stellarons au #also #march 7th #she got some spotlight she'll get more in future posts #i will not make a fully fledged fic out of honkai star rail because its literally just going to be the crew acting like fucking idiots #like nothing substantial happens in the main plot #its just #these four #being absolute idiots #and honestly love that for them

[jezunya]

Angels can sense love (and other virtues), while demons can sense lust (and other vices).

Early on, Crowley can sense Aziraphale's little spikes of lust towards him, and he maybe thinks a time or two about tempting the angel into a serious sin, maybe even something worth falling over...? But he also genuinely likes Aziraphale, more and more each time they meet, and so he holds back. Gets him to try some human food and think a little independently from Heaven's company line. Calls it a win just to have someone to talk to, to have someone who understands even a little, and even more a win when he gets Aziraphale to relax and enjoy himself once in a while.

And then, of course, that sense of lustful, covetous desire coming from the angel wanes and eventually vanishes altogether. Oh, he still senses it occasionally, especially when it comes to acquiring a particularly rare manuscript. But it's never directed towards Crowley anymore, hasn't been for decades, maybe even centuries if he thinks about it.

It's not disappointing. Not really. He wouldn't want to tempt Aziraphale into anything that could actually be harmful to him, after all. Hasn't wanted to do that since sometime back in the Old Testament times, to be honest. It was just... nice? (Ugh.) To know he was wanted, at least in that way. And now that's gone, apparently, Aziraphale's physical desire for him having cooled as they've become friends over the millennia.

(He's still got it, though, if his success inspiring lust and envy in humans when a job requires it is anything to go by. Just can't inspire it anymore in the one being he'd be particularly interested in exploring it with...)

What a shock it is, then, when Aziraphale asks quite desperately one day, after they're finished with Heaven and Hell and their attempts to wipe the Earth from existence, if he can make love to Crowley -- but then also rushes to assure Crowley that it's alright if the answer is no! That what they have now is absolutely perfect! It's only that Crowley is so beautiful, and Aziraphale feels he's half gone out of his mind at times through the long centuries trying to ignore how distractingly much he simply wants to touch him, hold him, caress him... And now that they're here, together, and trying to be honest with each other, trying for open communication, Aziraphale doesn't want to keep this to himself any longer, wants it all out in the open and to know Crowley's thoughts on the matter so that he shall know how to act going forward. It's an excited, blundering, mess of a confession, ending on a stiff-upper-lip determination that most people think is so very English but don't know that Aziraphale actually invented it and that the Brits have just been following his lead all this time.

And Crowley has no idea how to respond, questions getting caught in his throat, tangled around his forked tongue. Because, what? What?!

He watches his angel's face start to crumble as he struggles, and finally his protests take shape: He could sense when Aziraphale stopped wanting him like that! It's been years and years and years! Without a single whiff off lust coming off Aziraphale when he looks at Crowley!

Which, Aziraphale replies, is simply not possible. Because, honestly, he's only come to desire Crowley more over the years: sensually and sexually, yes, but also as a friend and confidante, also romantically. Tenderly. He quite desires Crowley in every way it is possible to do, he thinks.

And really, Aziraphale goes on, feathers a little ruffled now, Crowley needn't pretend or make excuses -- if he doesn't want to be with Aziraphale in that way, he will absolutely respect that. There's no reason to pretend he can't sense how Aziraphale feels, just as Aziraphale has been able to feel Crowley's love for him growing, starting with those bits of affection and interest all the way back in Eden, through to the very purest, most all-encompassing love he's been able to sense from him these last few years, after everything.

But demons can't sense love, Crowley has to remind him a bit tetchily, only vices! Things that lead to sin and degradation and unhappiness! So it's not actually the same at all!

And then he watches Aziraphale make a pretty perfect Shocked Pikachu Face, not that the angel would understand the reference if he told him.

But Aziraphale starts to smile after a moment, even if his eyes are shining with tears at the same time, and the angel breathes that it's not a vice to wish to be close to someone whom you love, and whom you know loves you in return.

The penny drops.

Aziraphale never stopped wanting him -- he just also started loving Crowley at some point.

#aziracrow #good omens #good omens fanfiction #ineffable husbands #this has surely been done before #not actually my usual headcanon but I had this thought #about them both thinking the other wasn't interested in sex even once they're together in most other ways #aziraphale bc crowley hasn't made a move and crowley bc he doesn't sense (sinful) lust from az anymore #...this is such a weird concept for me as an atheist. but this is the sandbox I have decided to make a home in lol #anyway #they have one braincell between them #but every now and then they might actually resolve some of their idiot issues #idk if I'll ever have the energy to actually write this into a real scene with like ~dialogue~ #so have this little bit of ficcish writing anyway #my writing #my fics #fanfiction #short fiction #queer fiction #this needs more of an ending :P

[tacos-and-doodles]

Me, who wants at least one of my three ocs to NOT be single

Floor's asexual ass who somehow manages to get everyone to hate her:

Claire's ass having WAY too much trauma for a second relationship:

Cyanide's lesbian ass having a crush on a canon character, and it feels weird shipping an oc with a canon:

#i am in miseryyy #if anyone has any suggestions #IM LISTENING #i just #i don know anymore #i dont have enough braincells to make a whole new character myself #ieytd #Dr. Cyanide #agent floor #handler clairé

[orbdotexe]

I actually don’t know if you’ve considered this either, but what about their reaction to one of the “ends” to exile?

I think there was one where the witness lead them on a hunt with recordings, which was where “to the ashes go the spoils” came from originally if I remember right

If they left one for Shin, I think it would be “a startling hope for those in the ashes”

CRYPTID. "To the ashes go the spoils" CAME FROM YOU. IT WAS WOLF'S PASSWORD IN... uh. Wweee have too many AUs. BUT THAT WAS YOU.

Okay I. actually haven't. Apparently I marked it down in my notes as something to cover and then... never did. oops?? But. agh. alright

In canon, Shin tells Wolf;

I will help where I can, with knowledge gained from a life hunting the very dangers you tempt. And though we'll never meet—our paths crossing at a distance as we each seek to confront all that drives us—from this moment on, our lives will never be the same.

I think, I want to keep this canon? As in, they don't meet, not in person. See each other from a distance, leave little things and messages for one another (mostly from Shin, though)--But not meet. They know each other through the most Hunter tendencies possible, and Shin adopting them still remains true. Its... all very Hunter-typical, I think. That one guy that funded an artist under the condition that they never meet lmao

So... A message left in warning, or any other reason, wouldn't be atypical. Shin probably ends up with his own ones, written in back-ups for just in case. Probably a lot like Cayde's death messages.

But I think Shin would know. Immediately. Something is wrong with this, where is Wolf? What is context to this? The important of the location? This must be an older one, did he miss it when it was intended?

Messages left to the others; they were hidden in places that were expected. Hunters leave messaged in places that are strange, but known to be stumbled upon by the intended audience. Why would it be so easy for Aunor to find a message left for, say, Crow?

Wolf would hide it better than that, and Crow would know better.

Something's wrong.

Regardless of the potential apologies, of the ranting and ramblings of Wolf's vents, Shin pins that something isn't right (funny, isn't that? His 'introduction' to them will be his goodbye, as well.) and sets to trying to figure out what's going on.

Drifter is getting really fed up with Shin's crap.

#we have so much brainrot and convoluted references to each other's stuff that we dont even know whos who anymore. #As It Should Be #we're throwing dead braincells at each other like a snowball fight i think #uhhhh sorry for making you wait for this one-- been a lil busy- #Should be more or less good now? #OH YEAH. WENT TO THE REN FAIR YESTERDAY. we were there for like 10 hours and i was dying of heat exhaustion (< wore a full pirate getup #in 90% black) but i looked GREAT and it was fun so. Worth #the forsaken exile #uhhh back on Exile tho #I thought it would be neat if the person hunting down these messaged would be Aunor. #As a story. Crow would make more sense. given connections and his whole center-stage thing #But Aunor just made sense to me? #Given the conversation with Ikora and the messaged to Wolf when it came to Drifter #Crow is... probably the one who gets the latter of those instead and im not sure how canon the Ikora one is but yk #orb rambles

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

It seems that the more I learn and delve into the vast expanse of knowledge, the more I realize the immensity of what I don't know

#or with less extravagance: the more i learn the dumber i become #this philosophy course is taking a toll on me #but i do like rouseau's paradox of forcing someone to be free #idk what it is but there's so much there that i might explore in my writings when my braincells arent getting fried by school anymore #no actually there are a lot of great things in my philosophy course but boy i dont have the mental capability for it #ramble gamble

[starswallowingsea]

lmao on the jjk thing yeah in 2024 https://www.tumblr.com/barbiegirldream/741611082094952448/i-think-on-some-level-a-lot-of-people-are-just?source=share

like there was a tweet about geto being hostile to gojo in the new video game that just dropped and i was like he did not abandon his friend to start a wizard nazi cult for you guys to be confused about why he's hostile. and got all Sorts of interesting replies about wizard nazi not being a trope?? and monkey not being a racist term. while saying geto was isolated and actually gojo asking about killing the star religious cult that had riko merc'd that really inspired geto so if anything it was his fault and I just deleted all my replies and gave up 😭

jesus christ. people will literally just defend anything for their hot yaoi ship of the week huh. i'm not surprised that they're defending him but more... that they can't even acknowledge that he's racist. literally ☝️🤓 uhm ackshuallying their way into saying eugenics is okay if you're hot and gay.

#message in a bottle #cassiegirlwonder #reasons i dont want to associate with the jjk fandom at all #i have blocked (and lbr probably been blocked by) a number of satosugu shippers and geto stans #it makes me want to tear my hair out so much #its not racist because i like him. okay. okay whatever. sure!!!!! i dont care anymore 😭😭😭😭 #i hope they develop a braincell soon

[cum-villain]

You know that thing where you'll be taking meds, be fine because the meds, and then have the impulse to not take them because you're fine? Is like that with relationships. When you leave your shitty ex you'll feel great, and then because you feel great you'll be like 'hmm well I dont feel THAT bad so maybe I should go back to my ex'. Do NOT listen to that voice. You feel great because you are not with your ex anymore. Do NOT unblock his number.

#braincell posting #had the sudden impulse to unblock my ex-fiance today because im feeling so great and i had to yank myself away from that #you have more energy than in months because youre NOT worrying about it anymore you stupid bitch 😭

[constantvariations]

Since we're on the subject, it's incredibly easy to tell that, despite saying they were inspired by it, ShawLuna did absolutely zero research into the Black Panther Party. If they had, then there would be food programs, schools, hospitals, and political campaigns led by White Fang chapters

The BPP was never a terrorist group, they were revolutionaries whose methods of activism did not exclude violence. For fuck's sake, the reason they chose that name is because panthers only attack when provoked

History paints them as violent extremists because they wanted to change the status quo, and were steadily gaining the power to do so. That's why the government cracked down so hard, often lethally

In RWBY, wouldn't it be far more interesting to have an activist group that has a variety of ways of fighting against an oppressive system? Reclaiming health and education, learning how to protect themselves, or going out to protest the system itself: you could challenge the status quo with whatever niche of helping the community fit you best

Hell, this is what Mistral could have been about. Instead of sitting in a house all damn day, the kids could've gone exploring the city and stumbled across a White Fang daycare center in the lower levels. Or a soup kitchen. Or been given a flyer asking them to join a strike of a local Schnee mine. The possibilities really are endless

ShawLuna weren't inspired by the Black Panther Party; they were inspired by anti-activist propaganda

#rwde #the bpp is also why cops arent in charge of ambulances anymore iirc #if youre going to say youre inspired by a specific thing read more than just the headlines of fox news guys #seriously the disrespect is both astounding and disgusting #honestly tho people need to remember that sometimes surviving is an act of activism #i wanna see faunus who keep their heads down and move along #i wanna see faunus who dedicate their whole lives to the cause #i wanna see faunus reclaiming words and symbols of hate so humans dont have that power over them anymore #the faunus couldve been so cool had they been written by anyone w a single braincell

[lunaetis]

MUSES CHANGES.

muses removed : cordelia ( fe: awakening ) hinoka ( fe: fates ) yuri ( p.kmn swsh )

muses moved from primary to request only : serval landau ( hsr ) byleth eisner ( fe: 3h ) lucina ( fe: awakening )

muses added to request only : hu tao ( g.enshin impact ) yukong ( hsr ) silver wolf ( hsr )

selection page, request only post, and interest checker had been updated accordingly !

#.ooc #.psa #[ me doing a muse clean up as tho eden isn't the only one having my braincell rn lollll #but i think it's long overdue so i thought i'll get it out ! #i rarely feel my fe muses anymore so yea #and since i'm updating it i thought i'll put some muses i've been writing on discord to my request only #for future ref & all ! #again i'm doing this as if eden would let go of my braincell lmaoooo #i just had been in weird headspace all day so i thought some muses clean up would help with that ! ]

[weirwoodforest]

I used to think gamers were the most insufferable group of people/fandom/consumers/etc, but going through the one star reviews of Classic Literature™️ on GoodReads, I’m going to amend my previous opinion and say that book people are Worse

#I’m reading Beloved by Toni Morrison for the first time and it’s really something I’ve been enjoying #if you can say that #but looking at the one star reviews on Goodreads made my brain melt #I have no idea what possessed me to look at them but I wish I hadn’t lol #I need every braincell I have and I can’t lose anymore by reading stupid internet comments