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#I laughed so fucking hard
bizarrelittlemew · 7 months
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me-sploh-rada-imas · 4 months
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jan cooking bolognese risotto elaborately and slowly
kris (desperately): i'm so hungry...
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I wanna meet the person who sent anthony that validation question and just give them some smooches on the cheek
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foldybikes · 1 year
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"Okay, snea snake"
-laura, murdering her husband
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pinkbowsandprettyprose · 11 months
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banannabethchase · 8 months
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Back in December of 2019, before COVID hit and the entire world shifted, my city held a holiday event for the children in the area who may not receive a whole lot of gifts. I volunteered without a second thought to go with, because I was new to the campus and I would get to spend more time with the munchkins and get to know them better.
There was a little girl who was brought there, we'll call her E, that I knew I would need to keep an eye on. I noticed on the first day of school, which was both mine and hers at that campus, that she may need some additional support, the kind of support that I can provide. And she may need that support in such a big, busy place. I was right, because she got very overwhelmed and a little bit scared with so many people around her, and stuck close to me.
E got super sleepy at one point when we were all sitting down listening to a presentation, and she snuggled up to me and started falling asleep. I asked her if she wanted to sit in my lap, so she wouldn't fall off the chair, and she climbed up like she had known me her whole life. She did the biggest sigh for the tiniest girl, and said, "You know what would make this even better?"
"What?" I asked. I expected her to answer that she wished her parents were there, or maybe that there would be a magic show or a puppy. It was 2019, so maybe I was also expecting something about Frozen 2.
Instead, this pint sized little girl sighed deeply and said, "I wish John Cena were here."
She became my student not long after that, but then COVID hit and everything shifted drastically. She didn't rejoin my classroom (she was with a different teacher) until she started 3rd grade. In 4th grade, now that she had a handle on the classroom and I knew her learning style, I was excited to see her growth.
The problem was, she withdrew along with her whole family in late September of last year. I was shattered. She and her siblings meant a lot to me, as I had worked closely with her mother to ensure that all the kiddos got the support they needed to succeed. And now they were gone. I think I posted it very vaguely here, but it broke my heart.
Imagine the utter joy I felt when we saw that they re-enrolled for this school year. My little girl came back to my school, and she's doing a great job in my classroom. She's in 5th grade now, and much taller than she was when I first met her as a 6-year-old, but she connected back into my classroom like she never left.
Today, we were getting ready to transition to a new lesson, and she gleefully said, out of nowhere, "Last night I watched John Cena get destroyed on Raw."
Oh how the times change, but also, how they stay the same.
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gailhai1storm · 6 months
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"he was young and sexy. He had a raincoat."
-random lady on news broadcast (season 7 episode 1 Supernatural)
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deathon1leg · 1 year
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actual thing i experienced
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antis-eye-chotic · 1 year
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The Grumps playing Trombone Champ is already hilarious but it becomes 50 times funnier when you picture Arin frantically trying to play an actual trombone
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hughhcney · 10 months
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PLEASE LIAM SMASHING RYANS HAND WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
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cruel-style · 2 months
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I can't stop thinking about the "travis is pregnant" tweet.
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onetwothree · 11 months
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okay fine i'll just leave you alone then sniffle
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i Go to leave but as i leave i trip and a million cigarettes fall out of mg bindle. i was the one feeding cutieflg the whole time.tabacco sk tasty i kjve eating tar
WHAT THE HELL
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moonysfavoritetoast · 5 months
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READ MY WATTPAD!
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madame-mongoose · 6 months
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kinning fnaf scream baby from dawn of the dead (2004)
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hollyhumbrstone · 6 months
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thinking about how the group of young girls yelled ice spice’s FACTS during karma at my eras tour movie screening
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72blankspaces · 10 months
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I was just reading the Teenage Mercenary webcomic on Webtoons and on one of the characters' shirt was the quote: "Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask and addict."
I laughed so fucking hard and just though I would share this. (It's definitely not because I feel guilty for not posting any content. No way!)
Here is the link, you should definitely check it out! (This is not sponsored, I'm just sharing one of my favorite webcomics with my beautiful followers who didn't unfollow just because I'm on a temporary hiatus.)
I also wish that I would get my first ask. Someone please ask me something. I love social interaction (through the internet, not really in person) and would love to answer any questions you may have about my fics and about me (appropriate ones ofc).
Thanks and have a nice Wednesday
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