#I learned a new word today

[moraxsthrone]

Keeeel I have brainrot ;w;

Just... Zhongli taking care of his little mate after fucking you so good/hard/much that you can't really move much, legs weak, body sore. Him massaging your muscles whispering sweet nothings and nuzzling you, carrying you to the bath and pampering you and you whine a little still sensitive 🥺💕

It's extra asdfchbklj bc you're an adventurer who fights monsters in the regular, go exploring and climbing and sure your body gets a little pushed to the limits once in a while but he, heeeee, Zhongli is the only one who manages to tire you out like this. Drooling and sweating and panting in pure blissful pleasure, legs twitching in the aftershocks of a few too many rounds crying out his name. And he's so proud of himself for being able to leave you like this, sweet and pliant in hazy pleasure (and proud of you too for being so good to him!) his inner dragon purrrs happily against your skin leaving soft kisses.

AFKSFCGVJBJNKL /w\ omggggggg

Just Zhongli fucking you stupid and then providing the sweetest most tender aftercare 😩🥴🥰💕💕💕

crys, my dear, thank you for leaving this precious gem in my ask box. 💛🧡🤎🖤 i saw it this morning and could NOT stop thinking about it all day and THE SECOND i logged off from work i made a MAD DASH to my pc and started typing FURIOUSLY. i needed this so bad! 😩😮‍💨

I AM HERE FOR THE ZHONGLI BRAINROT!!

be warned: nsfw. mdni. x f!reader. rough sex. hair pulling. please let me know if i missed anything, i have a meeting in 8 mins and i'm trying to get this out beforehand bc we've waited long enough.

but also: zhongli provides impeccable aftercare, breathe if you agree

wc: 500+

okay so let's get one thing out of the way: zhongli knows How To Fuck™️

the archon has you on your belly, your thighs pressed together as he straddles them and rides you like a lazy horse. his beautiful cock is coated with your creamy need; he loves to spread your asscheeks apart and watch your swollen hole stretch around his girthy cock. the striations of your slick spread the length of his shaft as his hips slap your ass so hard the wet, rhythmic smacks echo off your bedroom walls.

he’s got your hair wrapped around his glowing fist and you can hear the occasional grunt or deep, aggressive growl coming from behind you as he fucks you harder. you’re panting, crying, whimpering his name; from the corner of your watery eyes you see his arm that’s planted on the mattress next you, sinewy muscles flexing and rippling under his dark, gradient skin. he’s already fucked multiple orgasms out of you and now,

it’s his turn.

zhongli leans forward, hunching over you, his rock hard abs, sticky with sweat, pressing against your back. his pelvis is snapping on sheer instinct, faster now, forcing his engorged cock deeper into your womb where, with one final thrust of his hips, his seed floods your cervix in thick, white spurts. his orgasm is so powerful he can hardly contain his dracontine nature as he fills you with his musk, head thrown back as a guttural roar erupts from his throat.

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your lover's postcoital disposition is in stark contrast to his mating style. your naked, sweaty bodies are pressed together, some of his thick seed dribbling out and coating your still-trembling thighs as he holds you close. with your head tucked neatly under his chin, you're soothed by the steady beat of his heart, grounded by the depth and subtlety of his voice against your ear as he quietly praises and reassures you.

"you are safe, my love," he says, lazily tracing his name on your back with warm fingers. "you did wonderfully, darling. you always do. you are the most precious thing to me. you are beautiful, intelligent, strong, and one of very few people who laugh at my jokes." your soft chuckle fills his heart with warm love because he knows you're okay and that you are with him.

when you're ready, you look up at him and he smooths your hair away from your lovely face so he can get a better look at you. his tired eyes are hooded, darker now that they're not glowing as fiercely.

"what can i do, love? can i get you some water, something to eat? would you like me to fetch the duvet off the floor and wrap you up in it?"

you smile and shake your head no, verbalizing just long enough to say, "just...need to stay close to you, zhong. please just hold me and talk to me?"

"of course, my love," he hums, "whatever you need." he lays his head down next to yours and murmurs sweet, loving everythings into your ear as he nuzzles your hair. you can feel the low timbre of his voice in every fiber of your being, comforting you, and you know that you are safe. you know that you are loved.

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[qsycomplainsalot]

It did not take much for the massive French expeditionary force to topple the pre-colonial Ottoman regime in Algeria, as it was in fact very deylicate.

#history #pun #I learned a new word today

[neskastree]

Inktober 2022 - Omori

Crabby 10 (Aubrey's Mom)

#Omori #omori fanart #inktober2022 #omori aubreys mom #Crabby #I learned a new word today

[consultjohnwatson]

i was skiving and my mum DROVE PAST. AND STOPPED THE CAR.

anyway this is probably the last time you'll see me alive 🤞

And she's right. Don't skive. You skiver.

#I learned a new word today #skiving #john replies #john watson replies

[rowdy-revenant]

Me: *sends a picture of a snaggletooth kitty cat*

My partner: TEEF!

Me: TEEF!

My partner: I forgot what we were talking about and when I saw the notification pop up, I thought you were calling me a bitch in Dutch

#i learned a new word today #raccoon posting

[jenasayqwa]

#I learned a new word today #I was going to note how Monty Python was prophetic #but I decided to look for synonyms first #monty python #pineapple-head #relevent #sorry to bring up politics #but come on #it was low-hanging fruit

[the-moth-of-all-time]

ふわふわなモスだよ！！！

#I learned a new word today #日本語

[evannasblog]

Oh so even tho I'm bi and still attracted to women I'm still achillean the same way bi women still attracted to men are still Sapphic? Cool!!!!

#i learned a new word today #im collecting pride flags like its my job

[nikolas-mcbadger]

*googles "paracosm"*

#i learned a new word today #paracosm

[thunder-wolf64]

More mildly perturbed Lapis Lazuli?!??! I needed to doodle to destress so this is kinda rough.

#steven universe #digitail art #steven universe fanart #art #su lapis lazuli #su lapis #lapis su #i learned a new word today: eggcorn #just thought i'd share

[canisalbus]

I want to do an ethogram on your boys

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#learning new words today #I feel like this is a more elaborate version of wanting to put them in a terrarium and hand feeding them lettuce #answered #thegoodcultist

[ashiyn]

"ohh.. squeeze a lime in my guacamole cause this is- this is a MASSIVE cave"

???? what does this even MEAN grian

#he does this every once in a while and i dont know if its cause eng isnt my first language but what. what is the correlation between this 😭 #he also goes on to say the word scuppers 5 seconds later which i had to google aswell LMAOOO #'i learned a new word today :D' like iskall said in his ep 1 cause me too man. me too #.post #ashy watching: hc s10

[actualbird]

where is the nxx sleeping during the bakerlon event because there appears to be a limited number of rooms which makes me think they all either have rooms next to each other or that they’re sharing?? I’m sure there’s extra rooms off camera but i also find the thought of them all crammed into a tiny room like snakes in brumation quite funny

filed under: asks that got me googling the word "brumation"

but this ask is also so funny and so good i love it. according to the little bits of narrative description in the event story, the room situation seems to be "everybody has their own room but these rooms are joined to a share lounge" (i dont have a screenshot of the narrative description where this was heavily implied but trust me, it's in there....somewhere) which okay makes sense

UNTIL IT DOESNT

five rooms connected to a shared room??? on a TRAIN??? that simply does not make spacial sense. at most, there can be two (2) rooms connected to a shared lounge, if im understanding the concept of trains correctly. like, it'll look like this:

becaUSE THE ALTERNATIVE REALLY DOESNT MAKE MUCH SENSE AT ALL SDJFVDJKSS

like, okay, maybe the train is a 2-storey train and the bedrooms that dont fit are on the second floor, but thats a reach given how nobody on the train ever once mentions a 2nd floor. and, okay, the story also takes liberty in going past what we see visually because otherwise how would so many guests fit on a train that only has 8 rooms and whatnot but like......STILL

the most likely arrangement if we want to stay canon to both the story and the visual representation of the train is really 2 bedrooms with a shared connected lounge situation.

but then how would the room division go? logically, it should be divided like 2 people in one room and 3 people in the other, and given how much they all love mc, theyd want her in the roomier room with less people. BUT knowing the boys, theyre not letting Anyone bunk with alone mc because HOW DARE YOU.

so the most likely room sharing situation is

mc all alone in one room and living it up

all the boys sharing the other room

because theyre silly

in terms of bed situation this is easy because bunk beds are a thing, but also theyre in the luxury car, so theyll be in.....luxury bunk beds??? idk. i figure the event organizers of this train trip got boggled when they saw that the nxx team wanted to room together As A Set instead of in separate rooms like a sane person room

the boys: no no. we come as a set. do not separate us from our emotional support miss mc rosa qiangwei

mc: im so sorry theyre always like this

so yeah thats how i think rooms are working. it's only the boys crammed into a tiny room like snakes in brumation

#i learned a new word today!!! #asks #anon #tears of themis

[ferociouslycreativemystery]

The Analects of Debbeh. ↳ now on youtube

#I learned a new word today! #analects: a collection of excerpts or quotes #also: I'm on fire! #2 edits in as many days #going out with a bang so to speak :P #happy new years! #yonderland #yonderland edit #elder vex #ben willbond #six idiots #them there #maddie's yonderland tag #maddie's video tag

[in-omni-scientia]

[Continuation]

Something comes apart in your hands with a rip, like tearing paper. The hands snap from your shoulders to your wrists instantaneously to wrench themselves out of your clasp.

"I 4788ST TRYI G TO PROTECT H9 .4556 MORON." Even through the forceful wheeze like their lungs are being torn inside out, the surging static and a persistent whoosh assaulting your ears like being caught under a cascading wave in a storm, the interspersing strings of numbers... you can tell the last part is almost appended on as an afterthought. You must be doing something to it, right?

"I D245T WANT T URT ANY 104YOU."

#contains: txt #author/s: me #ooc learned a new word today! “sibilate”. going to use this surely #also my dog don't bite ok ? don't worry about it #translations for the two statements: “i'm just trying to protect him. you moron.” and “i don't want to hurt any of you” #is he being truthful? is he lying? only drama will tell! and they just collapsed! <3

[b4kuch1n]

took a mock ielts test today

#bakuspeech #honestly can not estimate how well I did with written competencies at All they could give me a goose egg and I'd be like. harsh but fair #but the speaking test was SO funny. bc I had to sit there and pretend like I didn't learn english from using tumblr for a decade #and. well. from writing anime fics. and [redacted] fics #so yeah yesterday and today's been dedicated to lunar new year stuff and mock test prep #as in. trying to remember the things I needed to bring to the exam room. which I did forget at home btw. good thing I went two hours #earlier than I shouldve #taking one single formalized aptitude test like ah yeah . this is why I'm not in school no more #twelve years of french to beat language aptitude testing into my very bones and five years out its all already a big open beautiful void #how did I manage that C1. they were 100% taking pity on me #anyways. I think Im good to sleep now. just figured a thing out excited to see it take shape properly #alright have a good night lads. enjoy uhhh words I guess. nice shoelaces u got there